FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Alejandro66]

Has anyone info if there is beer available at Bernd's fkk?
I know it's possible to have a beer or Champagne at the Palace but I would like to pay a visit to Bernd's and I want to be sure.

Thanks in advance!


Alex

[Marlow]

if you pronounce her name in english it is also the same name given to an indian bird that mimics human speech to an uncanny degree. mina certainly never stopped talking, but then she says the greatest things. if you like athletic not in the flo jo sense but the stripped down racer then mina with her small breasts (okay non-existent!) lithe legs and flat board of a stomach is the girlie for you.

[Iseeu]

[QUOTE=Marlow]I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. QUOTE]
..would be Mina, she of the pierced upper lip

[Jackyo]

I have witnesses shoe snatching! Several guys always had their shoes on top of the lockers in Atlantis. While I was getting undressed, I saw some guy come into the locker room, take a pair of shoes off the top of one of the lockers, walk over to the big window, open the window, throw the shoes out, and close the window again.

I suppose he thought that was funny, but imagine the guy who owned the shoes when he discovers they are missing. THAT is the definition of the onset of panic!

... as I can picture that Atlantis locker room and those windows which you could indeed open and throw objects out of.

That place was kind of the start of the arms race with the over the top facilities: the pool, the sauna and steambath.

I also remember clearly meeting an American woman who worked there.

I was sitting on one of those couches in the middle section and she comes by from behind and starts running her hand through my hair. She spoke German but she had an accent. And then I realized she was an American and she realized I spoke English too. That was a genuine surprise. I forget her name though.

The last time I was there was in the fall of 03 and it was clear that something was in the air and it was going through the tubes.

The selection was awful. You know when a club is on its way out when the Thekenfrau, who is the only one who is fully dressed, makes you turn your head every time she walks by to pick up empty glasses and to clean ashtrays.

[Uggabugga]

Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on.

Thanks Marlow, just envisioning that scene gave me the laugh of today..

[Euro100]

I have read numerous reports on the RF about guys losing their shoes, I should mention. Lock them up in a locker. Don't leave them outside.

I have witnesses shoe snatching! Several guys always had their shoes on top of the lockers in Atlantis. While I was getting undressed, I saw some guy come into the locker room, take a pair of shoes off the top of one of the lockers, walk over to the big window, open the window, throw the shoes out, and close the window again.

I suppose he thought that was funny, but imagine the guy who owned the shoes when he discovers they are missing. THAT is the definition of the onset of panic!

I was close to the same feeling when I took one of those rental Smart cars and could not get in started in the Atlantis parking lot. The darn ADAC had to come and help me. The guy just could not stop smirking.

Ok, for me it was just a rental car in a foreign country. But imagine this happens to you as a German, possibly from the same town, who just went over for a quickie, and his wife Waltraut is waiting for him at home. The guy from the ADAC is probably in the same Kegelclub and recognizes him ... Could be interesting.

[Cunning 1]

Kw,

Good to see you had a good time on a Friday as I left empty handed the Friday before to take my heaving load elsewhere. I think I will stick to non-Friday visits though as it sounds like it was pretty busy when you were there.

C1

[Kingwenslas]

Following my not-so-enjoyable visit to Oase on the previous day, I decided to treat myself to a Bernd’s visit. As ever, I had a fantastic time.

I had two things on my “to do” list. Firstly, when I last met him, Hollandmale had insisted that I try an erotic massage, provided that one visits on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday. Secondly, I had regretted not trying out Marcella on my last visit and so she was a priority this time.

I was also vaguely interested in meeting Trixie, having read about her on postings earlier this year, but the bar girl downstairs (gothic looking type) told me that she had left for good, about two months ago.

I arrived late afternoon and there were quite a few younger guys there compared to normal and it did not look like there were so many girls, but most were occupied. Apparently the average age of the clients drops from over 50 to under 40 on Friday evenings.

I saw that Marcella was available but could not sit next to her due to too many blokes being on the sofas. All I had to do was literally wink at her and she immediately started gathering her belongings together and followed me straight to one of the rooms. The sex was incredible (as expected) and what a contrast to the previous day’s visit to Oase! For example, whilst taking her in the missionary position she would look and me and kiss me, whilst wrapping her legs around me, unlike the girls at Oase who would always look away and not kiss.

Next up was my massage with Sandra. She’s quite thin with small boobs and so not really the type that I would normally pick. She started off with a conventional massage but then started rubbing my cock and balls. We had a bit of a chat and she really came across as wanting to please me, and apologised for having the taste of Champagne on her breath. She pecked me on the lips in a slightly embarrassed way, like a young girlfriend, and then started to give me the most professional blowjob you could imagine (I suppose unlike a young girlfriend). This was good, but I decided not to come, in order to save myself for my next session.

Anna was my next. As I think I said in a previous post, she really has come along nicely since joining Bernd’s, and now, if my mood is right, I think she is consistently as good as Brandy. Maybe next time I will try a double with Anna and Marcella.

I’ve noticed that my reports about Bernd’s Club are tending to become a little repetitive, as it is consistently the best club I know, but long may it continue!

Kingwenslas

[Jackyo]

Went back there to see if matters have improved. The good things is the friendliness, which is something you don't get that much of in other clubs. This counts for a lot as there us nothing worse than boredom setting in. (Yeah, me and my jaded palette) I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. Otherwise Bernds gets more and more like a body snatchers holding point. Some of these Germans look as if they are lucky if they make home afterwards.

The last time I was there one of the guys was dressing to go home but couldn't find one shoe. Kind of difficult to explain to the wife why one left with two shoes but returned with one.

Anyway, the Thekenfrau comes in and asks those of us who aren't busy with partners if we knew anything about his shoe. Some of us file into the dressing room and we have this lively discussion about what might have happened.

She stops this guy who had just come out of the shower (he had just arrived) if might have any ideas. He was, as most of the guys there are, older, a little befuddled and he had these Coke bottle glasses. He offers to check his locker.. and sure enough, in his confusion while undressing he had stuffed the other guys shoe into his locker (he must have taken off his glasses).

Everyone had a good laugh.

Problem solved!

I have read numerous reports on the RF about guys losing their shoes, I should mention. Lock them up in a locker. Don't leave them outside.

[Marlow]

Went back there to see if matters have improved. The good things is the friendliness, which is something you don't get that much of in other clubs. This counts for a lot as there us nothing worse than boredom setting in. (Yeah, me and my jaded palette) I had a couple of good sessions with a bouncy redhead whose name escapes me. Loved her fur boots and told her to keep them on. Otherwise Bernds gets more and more like a body snatchers holding point. Some of these Germans look as if they are lucky if they make home afterwards.

[Mind Snatcher]

Mara is not east european. She is from Rotterdam ... in the Netherlands.

Did I say Mara was east European? I thought I said or implied that she has good conversation, IN CONTRAST to the east European girls at this particular venue on this particular occasion. On an almost totally unrelated theme, I rode the train from Amsterdam to Brussels the other day and before reaching Brussels North it goes alongside one of the window-shopping streets. The girls just stand there in their lingerie and wave or blow kisses at the passing trains. Bizarre!

[Hollandmale]

... across the border in Holland that the Dutch girls there think its beneath them to do certain things and so exhibit kind of an attitude.

If you can find any Dutch girls at all in YinYang, because the vast majority are German and Eastern-European.

[Jackyo]

... across the border in Holland that the Dutch girls there think its beneath them to do certain things and so exhibit kind of an attitude.

I've never been so I can't confirm.

What I can confirm is that though Amsterdam has this reputation for paid sex it is the absolute pits.

The women go through an upsell process which will drive you nuts.

[Fats]

The only Dutch girl I can remember from Atlantis was Jessica/Sabrina. She used both names rather interchangeably. She moved to the Palace after Atlantis closed but I haven't seen her recently. Heard she was working at the Colosseum in Augsburg but I've never been there so who knows. She was also from Rotterdam and was always a sweet girl next door type, not the least bit professional. In fact, about the only way to get her to stop talking was to stick your tongue or dick in her mouth, a little bit too GFE!

[Jackyo]

Mara is not east european. She is from Rotterdam ... in the Netherlands.

Her German is very good but she does have a slight accent.

I've met a couple of Dutch women in my travels. I can think of one who I met at Babylon and another one who used to work at Atlantis.

In general they have not been very good, mostly too professional.

Mara is an exception to this rule.