FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Euro100]

But, the session with Agata was forgettable. She looks very exotic - she is half Portuguese and has such dreamy and sexy eyes. But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either.

I am sorry to hear this. Agata was just great for me. She did DFK and was very good at it. I guess this proves that even at the Hof person-to-person chemistry plays some role.

[Jackyo]

Are the towels here deliberately sized to be small? They are much smaller than the towels at any of the other FKKs in Germany. In any case, I was not here to measure the towels.

The smallest towels in all of FKK-Dom are at La Folie in Berlin. They are the size of a handkerchief. They will cover your balls or your dick but not both.

I did not want to waste any more time and went with Mara immediately into the middle.

She does not swallow and after safely wrapping away all the sperm in her mouth, she spooned up next to me. And, we were just chatting away for another 10 minutes or so. A real GFE.

This is what I mean about GFE. This woman is extremely busy, always in demand. She (as well as the rest of the team) will take time with each customer, even spend post-coital time with you.

At the large not to be named clubs in Hessen within a minute of you coming, she's up and about making the bed trying to get you out of the room.

This is the one thing which pisses me off. If I want to have a Laufhaus experience, I go to a Laufhaus. That I would get that kind of service at a so-called "reputable FKK club" turns me off.

The only other clubs where post-coital time was the norm were Babylon and Wiago. But even that too has changed and it isn't standard any more.

When I write I had a good experience with someone, my reference point is the Bernds, Babylon or Wiago experience (at least as it used to be). It is not the Laufhaus standard.

It was now time for my massage. Contrary to a report several pages earlier, the masseuse is not available for sex. She clearly mentioned at the start, that the massage was strictly a massage, nothing more and nothing less.

Some of the masseuses are and some aren't. The other place where the masseuse does full serve is Blue Note.

But, the session with Agata was forgettable.

But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either. We were finished with the session in 20 minutes. She said something in German, which I understood to be that she was going to take a shower with me, but when we exited the room, she just gave me a new towel and pointed me to the shower stall in the back. This was probably due to a miscommunication, due to my limited understanding of German.

I've never had the pleasure and am disappointed this was not good for you. CIM is normally standard or at least I thought it was.

It could be that your chemistry doesn't work well particularly if you can't communicate. Some people underestimate the role language plays here. If you can speak German you get so much more out of sessions than if you don't.

[Fats]

ChicagoMan--The masseuse on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays is named Sandra and she is available for sex. She is German and close to forty. She gives a very good massage and an even better BBBJ. If you have any MILF fantasies to sort out, she's the woman for you.

[Jenbach]

Regular visitors to Bernds Sauna Club, could you, PLEASE, clarify the following:

1. Is it possible to order by telephone, fresh food - pasta or pizza or doner, from outside, for delivery, possibly from the Hotel Restaurant Reuter?

2. Is it acceptable to leave a small tip for the upstairs or the downstairs barmaids? If this is allright, what would be the amount of the tip? EUR 5 or EUR 10?

Cheers!

ChicagoMan

[Jenbach]

After a hard days work in Frankfurt, I had a very nice dinner at the Restaurant Hafez in Baseler Strasse, next door to the Hotel Europa. They probably have the best Persian / Iranian kitchen in Frankfurt, at the moment, and a decent wine list. Slept well, dreaming of Babsi and woke up late, but rested, as Bernds Sauna Club, opens only at 13:00. I borrowed a compact Opel from a business associate, ostensibly for "sightseeing" and took off North West on the A3. Hennef-Lictenberg is easy to find, even without navigation assistance.

It was almost 13:30, when I turned into Schieferhof and parked in the "remote" parking lot, which is just 20 meters from the front door. Rang the door bell and expectantly waited to enter FKK heaven. The door opened and Mara was there in all her glorious nakedness to welcome me in. Paid the entry fee of EUR 70.00 and undressed in the locker room, wrapped myself in the rather small towel. Are the towels here deliberately sized to be small? They are much smaller than the towels at any of the other FKKs in Germany. In any case, I was not here to measure the towels.

There were about 10 men there already and the usual contingent of service providers. At the main bar, I asked for Mara and was told that she was busy with a customer. So, I told the barmaid - I've forgotten her name - to inform Mara that I was looking for her. Then, I went down to the sauna and spent a hot 15 minutes defrosting my old bones, followed by a bracing, cold shower.

Now, a word of appreciation here for Manuella [spelling?], the downstairs bartender - she was just great. She quickly refilled your glasses before they were empty. She kept the snack bowls always full and has good taste in music. They have an interesting IBM-PC based music system at the downstairs bar - which I have seen at quite a few of the other FKKs in Germany.

A half hour later, Mara comes downstairs and hugs me, with her perky breasts pressing into my back, gently massaging my shoulders. I did not want to waste any more time and went with Mara immediately into the middle room, next to the bar. There is no need to describe Mara, as many of our colleagues on ISG have already described her, quite eloquently. But, I must state that she is certainly not muscular, as described in a few reports. She is well toned and has a lovely skin texture. She speaks excellent English...she is Dutch...and after a few minutes banter, she started DFK and then onto a sensuous and deep BBBJ. She has got an excellent technique for the BBBJ and can quickly flick her wet tongue on the glans so quickly that it drove me wild. Still holding my penis in her mouth, she turned around, placing her fragranced pussy over my face. I was so entranced by the sight of her pubescent pussy, that I did DATY in a FKK, for the first time in my life. I must have done something right, as she soon was so wet and dripping on my face. She continued her BBBJ with a pumping action from her hand, till I CIM, sucking me completely dry. She does not swallow and after safely wrapping away all the sperm in her mouth, she spooned up next to me. And, we were just chatting away for another 10 minutes or so. A real GFE.

After the first session, I showered and went upstairs for some food. I understand that the menu at Bernds, which is being catered from the Hotel Restaurant Reuter, does not change at all. And, is the same every day. One of the women here actually cooks and brings dinner packed for a bunch of the girls, every day, as a paid service. The food was not all that great, but satiates and the fresh fruit selection was nice.

It was now time for my massage. Contrary to a report several pages earlier, the masseuse is not available for sex. She clearly mentioned at the start, that the massage was strictly a massage, nothing more and nothing less. The masseuse was a Turkish girl and the massage was lackluster, although she had some nice Native American chants playing on her CD-player.

I went downstairs after the massage, marking Agata as my next target. But, I had to wait for a whole hour and a half, before she was free from servicing her loyal, local clientele. But, the session with Agata was forgettable. She looks very exotic - she is half Portuguese and has such dreamy and sexy eyes. But, her performance in the room was not on par with the other providers here. She does not do DFK, preferring to do a light peck on the lips, which is like a LightFK. And, she seemed to be hurrying me up. And, apparently she does not do CIM either. We were finished with the session in 20 minutes. She said something in German, which I understood to be that she was going to take a shower with me, but when we exited the room, she just gave me a new towel and pointed me to the shower stall in the back. This was probably due to a miscommunication, due to my limited understanding of German.

After the statutory post-coital cleanup and shower, I had a banana and an apple and hit the A3 to reach Frankfurt and my comfortable bed at the Hotel Europa, a very happy man.

Cheers!

ChicagoMan

[Breadman]

Wrong…..the girl started stroking his cock under his towel with the desired effect, and before I knew, the towel was open and she was giving him what looked like a great BBBJ. You can imagine me now thinking…”Okay, so this is FKK life”. Within another 5 mins, they disappeared to a room.

Its almost like they time the couch interaction (which isnt included as room time). So you get a free warm-up before heading off to the room. But that's not always the case...sometimes the girl wants to have public display to show off her talents...and they'll stay right on the couch the entire time. Once you cum your done...if you come during the introductory bbbj im going to guess they wont do the half hour in the room (but im not sure).

I saw this hot little Russian girl on my last visit...I sat next to her and did the dfk'ing, groping and then she opened my towel and started a bbbj. I was expecting the usual 2 minute bbbj...but it went on and on for a good 15 minutes. I finally had to ask her to go to the room where we went at it for another half hour. No upcharging, she only charged for the room time.

[Jackyo]

Welcome aboard, dude... or as you say Down Under: mate!

Glad you had a good time at Bernds. As a newbie you started you career at the "Mother Of All Clubs", the oldest of them all, an institution in the world of FKK-Dom known for its loose environment and pure exhibitionism.

To set things in proper perspective: other clubs have better facilities, a larger selection and better looking women. This one, however, guarantees your satisfaction service-wise.

[Cunning 1]

this report was written to educate us poor unfortunates who live on the other side of the world from fkk clubs. hope you enjoy the style.

bernd’s is reported as one of the best-respected fkk style clubs in germany. for those of you who don’t know how an fkk club works, you pay an entry of normally 70e and then you can sit, watch, eat, drink and have sex with a selection of girls all day. one session is normally 30 mins and you also get about a 15 min warm-up in the public area, which includes bbbj and dfk all for 50e. anal is available from some girls for an extra 50e and some will do bbbj and cim as part of the base deal.

one of the reasons (but by far not the main one) is to get an appreciation for public style sex, as at some fkk’s you can have sex with the girl in the public areas. laga will understand why this is important as we have a plan to see a fine pair of ladies in sydney for a foursome, so i needed to get some group action in so as not to embarrass myself.

arrival

i arranged to meet a guy there who would show me the ropes and hopefully tell me which girl does what. as it happened, when i arrived for the start of the sauna club day at 1pm, he messaged me to advise he would be another hour, so i nervously walked up to the door of the club, which for all intents is just an ordinary house, in a residential street in a quiet village some ½ an hour from cologne.

i went in and paid my 70e. it may have been 1.10 but already there was about 6 guys ahead of me and some 10-15 ladies all in the nude. a young dutch girl, mara, was asked to show the englishman around as she speaks excellent english. she told me to shower and then return to the bar where she would collect me and take me on the tour.

the first novel experience was in the communal shower with other naked guys. no australian brothel here with divisions between punters. this is a happy family where we share things, like the guys walking around in towels and the girls being stark naked. mara showed me round and there are basically two areas, one on the ground level and one in the basement. for your 70e you get free food, drink, towels as required, snacks and in true german fashion passive smoking that will give you lung cancer!

what the hell, i was all in now. mara has a good description on the forums around and i will borrow some of these so you get the feeling:

mara: fair-skin dutch girl, short brown hair, 22, 5'5, figure size-2, nice body and b-cups with neighbour-girl looks. a steady hof-girl for several years, mara's service is excellent in all aspects. she does excellent lesbian trio's with babsi and brandy. mara has many long-term clients, so sometimes hard to get.

it was a great day with a temp of 27c so i took the liberty of sitting out in the garden, admiring three lovely girls lying naked on sun loungers topping up their tan, while i sank my first free pilsner. after a short time my mate arrived. he proved a good source of info. after chatting for 15 mins he got toey and headed off for his first pop. i went back in to see that things were beginning to happen.

the sex starts here

i sat on the main lounge and watched the porn and checked out how things worked. the girls don’t hassle you so you need to make the first move. a guy sitting near me moved next to one of the girls and started to chat, and within a minute they were dfking. no problem, i follow what is going on here, in a minute they will disappear to a room and that’s that.

wrong…..the girl started stroking his cock under his towel with the desired effect, and before i knew, the towel was open and she was giving him what looked like a great bbbj. you can imagine me now thinking…”okay, so this is fkk life”. within another 5 mins, they disappeared to a room.

i decided i liked the look of monica, a very tidy 30 yr old hungarian girl, who was not reviewed on the sites i had read, but just looked very nice. she was probably an 8 for those of you in to numbers, med brunette, b cups, great tan, about 5’6”, nice butt, shaven but for a small strip and a great smile.

i asked her a couple of questions and she said she didn’t speak much english. now don’t let this put you off as all the girls speak some english, especially all the sex related words which are important. we started kissing and she sucked my nipples. she then slid her hand under my towel and i was fully ready to go. all this in your face sex was having a great effect on my libido and she asked if she could suck my cock. there may have been 10 people in the room, but i wasn’t going to say no. as she sucked i looked around and realized this was normal operations and so just enjoy. after about 5 mins she suggested we go to a room which we did.

when we got to the room, she left the door ajar, so that people passing in the hall could have a peek. you can tell that by now i was in for a penny, in for a pound so what the hell. she then proceeded to give me a great bbbj including the porn-star style spitting on my cock which had me close to blowing before i stopped her and told her we had to fuck. she asked if i would daty her and i was delighted to oblige. after a few minutes she came and writhed around the bed as i held the moment for her. it was fuck time and she rolled on a condom and after three or four positions, she jumped off me, tore the condom off and sucked me again bb like her life depended on it. as i came she took my cock out of her mouth and sprayed it all over the pair of us which had me climbing the walls in ecstasy.

we had a quick cuddle and chat and then i headed for the shower thinking….i love this place.

so, it’s 2.30, i’ve had sex with a great hungarian girl, time for another beer and chat to some people who speak english. after plenty of refresh time it was time for round two. my new-found mate suggested anna. her description is as follows:

anna: very attractive polish girl, medium-long blond hair, 23, 5'8, figure size-2, great body and c-cups. a hof-girl for about 5 months, anna's service is excellent in all aspects. for lesbian trio's she prefers brandy which is great, according to a fellow dutchman.

we hooked up in the downstairs bar area and she was very passionate. she started sucking me off in front of the masses whilst i played with her pussy and her very nice boobs. after a few minutes she led me to a room and she sucked like a girl possessed, before fitting the condom and then bending down in front of me for some hard doggy action. some cowgirl and mish followed, before she waved me off, peeled off the condom and sucked me bb until i cim. she appeared to swallow the lot because i didn’t see it going anywhere else and you can just imagine how i felt.

after showering again, i made a mental note to get some cialis for next time as i could go mad here if i was up to it.

i returned to the downstairs area and started chatting to two english soldiers and my new found mate. we swapped stories, drank beer and watched at least three couples at different times have sex in front of us. by now i was hardly even noticing someone having their cock sucked in front of me, so i knew i had passed the group sex task with flying colours.

the final pop was saved for a girl i had really liked since i arrived. her name is jenny and her description is as follows:

jenny: attractive tiny greek/german girl, long curly blond hair, 22, 4'11, figure size-0/2, nice body and a/b-cups. a hof-girl for a year, jenny's service is excellent in all aspects including anal-ic. she's also doing good lesbian trio's with several long-term hof-girls.

she was very much my type and i smiled at her as she walked passed and told her i liked her. she immediately gave me full attention and told me to sit on the lounge upstairs. we kissed passionately and i loved every minute. i was going to take her home to meet my mum, so i knew this would be good. i was not disappointed. she lay over the top of me her mouth wrapped around my cock and her lithe, even tanned petite body, totally at my disposal. she is gorgeous.

we headed off to a room and again we left the door open. i told her to go doggy style on the bed and i started daty, working her clit, inserting fingers in all the nicest spots and rimming her sexy butt. this was better than sex, well nearly and she responded magnificently. she reciprocated with great bbbj before putting on a condom and getting me to fuck her doggy, which was awesome. she rolled over and we finished in mish with great dfk, and a lot of compliments from me to her ensured she was very happy. off came the condom and the bbbj started again. my poor cock was worn out so i finished off by hand with her help over her tits and as my cum launched passed her face i was totally satisfied.

we lay back and cuddled and she was ultra gfe. this is one fine lady if you like blonde petite girls, and i do. i commented on her great even tan, and she pointed out the only white bit was between the cheeks of her butt, and she pulled them apart and showed me in great detail. now that’s what you call class!

showered again and got dressed as i had to find my hotel. i paid for my day. now bear in mind, i paid 70e (0.6e=$1) to get in, had at least 5 pils, probably the same number of cokes, chips, nuts, a banana and sauerkraut and mash potatoes to keep me going. i had been through about 5 towels, watched their porn, watched live sex and been there from 1.10 to 9.30. i could have stayed till close at midnight too.

my bill for the three girls was 150e, that’s 50e each, no extra payments, up-sell or whatever. i had missed out on two girls as a double and sex in the bar areas or in the room with just a full glass wall where everyone can see you.

but what the hell, there’s always next time.

this area of germany is called the pussy triangle and let me tell you it has never come or cum better. i would happily have a had sex with at least another 7 girls that day before even thinking about coming back for seconds. they have girls for all tastes, and some of them were not mine. but then again, some of the guys were downright unattractive so whatever gets you through the night, i say.

top spot, total of 220e for 8.5 hours of debauchery.

c1

ps i intend to return on dec 1, so if you want to meet up, drop me a line.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here for more information.

[Iseeu]

Well, did I promise too much?

euro

was OK. You can never promise too much when it comes to Bernd's women...

Happy T-day

[Dafacer]

Princess does a mean deepthroat!! Katja seems pissed off all the time.

at Bernd's yesterday. Whereas, I usually am forced to spend my down time talking with one or more naked women, who sometimes start to fondle the family jewels and wand, which distracts me and impairs my natural conversational abilities, yesterday I could talk with a bunch of naked men, none of whom tried to fondle me (thanks guys), contributing to the high level of content and intelligent discussion :-)

I counted at one time 10 English speakers; 7 American, 2 English and 1 Scottish. Met Nashluv69 and Eric Burdon, who are occasional posters (Great to meet you guys - POST!!) and a couple of lurkers. In fact we outmanned the local clientele. We spent so much time shooting the breeze that I almost missed my reunion with Jessi.

Bernd's was its usual raunchy self. Other than Jessi, I also continued from where we left off last time with Princess and had a great hour long fun session with her, finishing with COB on those amazing enhancements, contined the love hate relationship with Katja, made up to Leila for missing her during my last trip and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.

Also spotted; Anna, Babsy, Katja, Jamilia, Jenny, Monica, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi Tatjana + 2 others whose names escape me. Not seen: Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Diana.

This forum is at least partially responsible for this new foreign popularity. It's great to have the company, let's just commit not to ruin this jewel...

[Euro100]

... and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.

Well, did I promise too much?

euro

[Iseeu]

at Bernd's yesterday. Whereas, I usually am forced to spend my down time talking with one or more naked women, who sometimes start to fondle the family jewels and wand, which distracts me and impairs my natural conversational abilities, yesterday I could talk with a bunch of naked men, none of whom tried to fondle me (thanks guys), contributing to the high level of content and intelligent discussion :-)

I counted at one time 10 English speakers; 7 American, 2 English and 1 Scottish. Met Nashluv69 and Eric Burdon, who are occasional posters (Great to meet you guys - POST!!) and a couple of lurkers. In fact we outmanned the local clientele. We spent so much time shooting the breeze that I almost missed my reunion with Jessi.

Bernd's was its usual raunchy self. Other than Jessi, I also continued from where we left off last time with Princess and had a great hour long fun session with her, finishing with COB on those amazing enhancements, contined the love hate relationship with Katja, made up to Leila for missing her during my last trip and got to cross Agata off of my To Do list.

Also spotted; Anna, Babsy, Katja, Jamilia, Jenny, Monica, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi Tatjana + 2 others whose names escape me. Not seen: Mara, Marcella, Michelle, Diana.

This forum is at least partially responsible for this new foreign popularity. It's great to have the company, let's just commit not to ruin this jewel...

[Iseeu]

--Is there a preferred time of the day to visit this club? or is there a time to avoid?

I can't think of any reason in the world why you would want to ever avoid this club, unless you're against no holds barred GFE sex. It is a little slower earlier in the day, with an older crowd, and as the day goes on, a younger professional crowd comes in, people get looser from a few drinks and advanced states of tiredness and it becomes crazier.

--I know many clubs have particular patterns: the day time sucks for selection, but after 19.00 the place really picks up...or there are two shifts, day shift vs night shift etc... Well given the fairly early closing time of Bernd's relative to some other clubs, maybe there is only one shift?

You're basing this question on your experiences with the bigger clubs. Bernd's is different. The girls are regulars for long periods of time and can't be there if their service sucks. You will not find a selection at Bernd's that sucks (well actually everyone that I select there "sucks" :-)), but you also might not find your perfect fantasy fuck physical specimens.
There's only one shift, but most of the girls don't start at 1 p.m. and stagger in at different times during the early afternoon. Peak times begin after 5 when working locals can get away from their offices and delay going home to their families, and all of the girls working that day will get there by then.

So if one arrives at say, 15.00, is this a good time to catch the full selection and not be inundated with other male guests? or can one still show up as late as 18.00 and have the best benefits the club can offer?

Yes and Yes. Arriving earlier, there will be fewer male competitors, but also fewer women. If you arrive after 6, you will certainly be able to enjoy all of the "best benefits".

[Euro100]

Yeah, true, 70 euro is steep. And the facilites are not the greatest. But the food is decent and there all day. (Which not the case at Oase, BTW). And alcoholic drinks are included in the admission. So if you want to have a few beers or a cognac, then 70 euro is not that much.

euro

[Jackyo]

So in advance of this, I suddenly start wondering:

--Is there a preferred time of the day to visit this club? or is there a time to avoid?

--I know many clubs have particular patterns: the day time sucks for selection, but after 19.00 the place really picks up...or there are two shifts, day shift vs night shift etc... Well given the fairly early closing time of Bernd's relative to some other clubs, maybe there is only one shift? So if one arrives at say, 15.00, is this a good time to catch the full selection and not be inundated with other male guests? or can one still show up as late as 18.00 and have the best benefits the club can offer?

Ortos

I've always gotten to this club early in the PM to a) make sure I get in - it is small and can get crowded (hence my mix feelings about talking about it too much), b) get as much action as I can get.

The clientele skews more older, prosperous businessmen or older, retired and prosperous businessmen. In either case, they seem to have time and money on their hands and will camp out there for extended periods of time. Lots of them are regulars who the barmaids will greet with a: "Gruess dich, Otto!".

I have only seen one shift there. The same women who are there at opening are then until the end.

So long as they aren't having a special event (a theme party), you should be able to get in in the early evening.

The women do have very long shifts though and tend to get tired towards the end of the day. It is also when they are loosest and the more talkative, I've found. I've had ridiculous and amusing conversations late in the day when they let their guard down and just want to be entertained.