FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Euro100]

Hi,

I was at the 'hof on Thursday. Got there at 1:30 pm. (No problem wiht GPS in my rental car.) There were about 15 girls in attendance. I was met at the door by the customary naked lady. To my disappointment, she was about a factor 2 (I am not kidding!) too heavy for my taste. But oh well; to each his own. She was very friendly, and later she and another girl (also a bit too heavy to be inside my target group) gave some exquisite BJ service to a guy on the upstairs couch.

For my first round I picked Diana. For all of you who think that German girls cannot give GFE: Diana is living proof that this theory is wrong. She was great! One of my top 10 all time. (as the regular reader of my posts knows, there are about 50 girls in that category already , but still ...)

Then I got really tired, having crossed the Atlantic the night before. This is the biggest drawback of Bernd's: no quiet room to take a snooze. I went to the kino and threw myself on the couch. (It was not easy to fall asleep, though, because Katja was in there sending SMS on her cell phone. And she was lying with her money-maker right in front of my face, wiggling her legs suggestively.) Exhaustion won, and I fell asleep. It lasted only 10 minutes, and then one of the girls woke me up on her way to the room next to the kino. I guess she thought she was funny .

For my seond pop I went with Agata. She looks like she could be from India, but has Portuguese and Czech parents. OUtstanding, even better than Diana!

All in all a very good experience for my first time at the Schieferhof 28. the food was pretty decent. The 70 euro entrance included alcoholic beverages. (Since I was driving, I was not able to test if there was an unlimited supply of booze included.) The girls are very friendly, offer to fetch you your drinks, but do not ever animate. Depending on who the customers are this means that the atmosphere can be very relaxed or dead. There were some times when the upstairs sofa held about 5 girls and 5 guys, and not a single words was said; everybody sat there in awkward silence.

On the German boards some newcomers reported that they did not get any action all day long at the 'hof. Girls claimed there were long waiting lists for their services. I did not observe this, but I did see that the girls avoided some customers. For at least one I could smell the reason. COme on, dude, take a friggin' shower!

I seem to be albe to enjoy myself wherever I go. And I would come back, if I was in the area. But I would not make a special trip. Compared to FKKW, I still think that I prefer World.

I like the special touch of the girls being called to the entrance when a guest leaves. Diana and Agata both came running to me and gave me deep good-bye DFKs. I had to congratulate myself to my excellent taste in women .

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[Dedalus]

... and we've made a date for this coming Weds. Nov. 22nd.

Hey Man,

You have certainly got me thinking, and pining for the old days when Babylon delivered service like what you describe. It just may be time for me to finally make that Schieferhof run. Will this coming Wednesday be a daytime visit for you?

Cheers,

Dedalus

[Iseeu]

A friend of mine was at Bernds on Thursday November 9th. Jessy was attending as usual, so apparently her break was only short .

... and we've made a date for this coming Weds. Nov. 22nd.

[Hollandmale]

Jessy has stopped working at the club after a dispute with the boss, but she is trying to get back in.

A friend of mine was at Bernds on Thursday November 9th. Jessy was attending as usual, so apparently her break was only short .

[Viscount]

Many thanks for the reply.

I hope to visit next Wednesday or Thursday.

Best regards,

Viscount

[Jackyo]

Hi,

I am hoping to visit Bernd,s next week when in Koln,can someone advise me please, if any day has the lingerie day, or don't they do this here, because its something I don't like, I believe an FKK should be just that.

Thanks in advance,

Viscount.

The only time the women wear any clothing is when they have special party themes.

You maybe already know this but they are closed on weekends, by the way.

[Viscount]

Hi,

I am hoping to visit Bernd,s next week when in Koln,can someone advise me please, if any day has the lingerie day, or don't they do this here, because its something I don't like, I believe an FKK should be just that.

Thanks in advance,

Viscount.

[Excess]

Congrats Iseeu on 500 + posts with information, a few dramas, and much enjoyment.

Excellent post on Bernd's and from the many solid points raised in your post, I think this one says it all: " The club is a class act.. "

Thanks and looking out for many more from you.

May your condom be always full.

[Cunning 1]

Isseu,

Nice report and reminds me of the great time I had at Bernds a couple of months ago. I threatened to carry Jenny back to Australia. I should have; could have taken up the Ozzy franchise to Bernds.

Still the best mongering place I've been to anywhere.

C1

[Iseeu]

celebrating my 500th isg post and what better way than with a report on the once and still greatest fkk club in the world.

just back in my hotel from a day at the hof. i'm staying in the holiday inn express troisdorf. not the most luxurious, but the price is reasonable, breakfast is free, there's a mcdonald's in the parking lot, high speed internet in the rooms, and most importantly it's only a 10-12 minute drive from the hof. take rte. 59 2 exits south to 560 and then straight on to 8. (and 30 minutes to beverly for tomorrow night).

this was my 3rd visit in as many months and each visit has been different but great. today's lineup listed alphabetically (that's how i managed to remember them): anna, agatha, babsi, diana (tonight was her first night), inna, jamilla, jenny, katja, leila, mara, marcella, michelle, monica, princess, rita, sabrina, sandy, and tatjana. jessy has stopped working at the club after a dispute with the boss, but she is trying to get back in.

i never counted more than 15 men at any given time, and some of the girls were complaining of inactivity. of course, katja, mara, monica and marcella were almost always busy and not to be seen in the lounges.

i knew that jessy, who was the star of one of my previous visits, would not be there, which was disappointing, but at bernd's you can almost never go wrong. pick the type that you want, start up a conversation or just sit down next to your target and in minutes, she'll be hanging over you and hoovering.

my picks for the day:
* monica- a great smile and sweet girl who gives and unbelievable bj. a classy lady.
* princess - what a body if you like enhanced hardware! a great fun girl, who speaks a decent english. a great kisser. we spent almost an hour on the couch dueling tongues, before going to a room, which i extended automatically to an hour. deep swallowed the family jewels and wand, over and over again. my star for the day. we ended spending most of the day intertwined on the couches
* katja - she is undoubtedly the raunchy star of the raunchiest fkk. she's been at it 11 years, but still looks great, and still loves the sex. beautiful natural breasts, sweet-tasting pussy, a great kisser, good english and great f*ck. we get in the room, she stretches out on the bed, points to her pussy and says "eat".
* marcella- finally managed to get her unbooked sitting on the couch. really sweet person and great great bj.

much has been written here about the couch action which is in your face and amazing everytime you see it. but it's not just that. it's the original fkk, and it maintains the original fkk concept to the "t". with a service ethic focusing on the little things that's unmatched (certainly not at the big clubs)- such as the naked girl who runs to meet you at the door and takes you to your locker, the girls(not the bartender) who upon noticing that your drink is empty will run to get a refill, the unrushed conversation giving the feeling that the woman is actually interested in you and not just your euro, the girls being called and rushing from wherever they are in the house, to walk you to the door and kiss you goodbye.

it's the whole atmosphere, the friendliness, the people having fun, especially the women, the "genau" (laid back). as katja told me, she feels like it's her family. for a sexworker to say that uncynically, speaks volumes. i admire professionalism, and maintaining in exact detail a concept developed 20 years ago, shows a management that has pride in its product and is unwilling to compromise on its quality, even if it's difficult and inconvenient to maintain and wouldn't directly adversely effect the business turnover.

some scenes that stick out:
1) watching katja find the next unsuspecting victim, is the best way to while away the time between sessions. at 1 point, she was riding cowgirl on a guy on the downstairs couch, then took him to a room next to the downstairs bar, but left the door open, so the entire room was listening to their sound effects (sounded like a room of barnyard animals- really!) which drowned out the really loud music. when they came out, everyone downstairs gave them a round of applause and katja took a bow.
2) i'm sitting on the couch intertwined with princess, with leila's breast in my hand, while across the room marcella is hoovering a guy with her spread-open behind in my face.
3) i'm sitting on an upstairs couch with leila, priness, diana, inna, sandi and rita. across the way are jamilla, agatha and anna. i am the only male species in site in a room of 9 naked women all willing to have sex with me at any moment. it's moments like this when i find religion and thank the fkk gods.
4) i'm still intertwined with princess. michele (the mentor) appears with diana who is introduced to the room. she's 22 from cologne. blonde hair, slim build, 32b. the receptionist behind the bar writes her name down and then notices on her list that diana follows princess and yells "princess diana". so i introduce myself to diana as charles, eliciting chuckles from the assembled. diana, sat more or less in the same spot on the upstairs couch all night. at one point i thought to approach her and her fkk cherry, but i wasn't sure of the protocol - was she open for approaches? later, monica enters the lounge, scouts the room, spots diana sitting alone, and then quietly asks her if she would like to join her in a room with a customer. she could have asked one of the veterans, one of her friends. did i say that monica is a class act?

the club is a class act, and i'm dying to get the u.s. franchise.

[Hollandmale]

Last Tuesday I also visited the Halloween Party, along with 7 friends from the local Dutch forum. A crowded party, but a sufficient number of 20 girls attending: Babsi, Michelle, Mara, Mina, Leyla, Rita, Svenja, Katja, Brandy, Tanja, Jenny, Celine, Monica, Princess, Marcella, Sandy, Tatjana, Ina, Helga and masseuse Tanja. I didn't mind the dressing up; many girls went nude as the evening progressed. I did 2 afternoon sessions, with Michelle and Jenny. I mentioned them in an earlier report, as for stats and services. Both sessions were very nice, as they were a few months ago. By the way, Michelle was dressed in a very sexy short and tight police uniform. That's what got me arrested .

At night I met Helga, normally a Thekefrau (bartender) from Mondays till Thursdays. But on Fridays (and parties) she works as a regular club girl. My session with Helga was excellent; we started on the couch in the basement with the traditional FK-BBBJ, moved to the Spielwiese (open playroom) with some FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ while waiting for a room. In the room we pretty much repeated everything in a different order, finishing off with a superbe CIM. A full 1 hour session, so 2 Programme or E 100,-. Helga is German, black hair, 42, 5.7/1.70, size-38/40, B/C-breasts, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM. She's very kind and sweet, not at all pressed for time, even with a crowded party going on.

Helga gets highly recommended, especially for MILF-lovers. I will certainly do another session with her again, if attending on Fridays .

[Polar]

A quick report from todays Halloween party at Bernds.

I had planned this trip long before I knew there was a party, else I would not have been here. Now it was too late. I'm far from an expert, but after some 7 visits this year I have at least started to learn more about how this club works.

Very crowded 13.15 is not normal. There was a real queue of men waiting to pay the entrance fee. Everywhere decoration with Halloween touch. And worst of all, the girls wear a lot of clothing. Some people like desous days, days with "sexy lingery", I don't. And this was much worse.

Bernds is known for it's couch action. I belive it was sligtly more of that kind today than usual. Katja looked to be happy taking care of one guy one after the other in the sofa downstairs. It's fun to look at, but personally I can't find the amusement in a 5 minutes cow-girl in the sofa. For 50 Euro.

The comments from the girls was not so positive about the party. "crowded and less business than usual". And maybe they were right. There were never the need to wait for a room, and most visitors seemed to just be sitting and watching. The food was more rich than usual, but I don't really go there for the food...

The lineup was pretty normal. Jessy and Anna were both missing and that was a disapointment. Agatha was not there either. I saw one new face. Ina. < 20 and very very very slim. Around 160 cm tall and blond hair down to her shoulders. She looks ver nice and with a big smile most of the time and with great emphasis what I could see of ther couch action. She was however back again less than 20 minutes later, so I need to see more before I give it a try.

I started with one hour session with Mara. More or less as usual. That girl fit me a little bit too good, have to be careful. Perfect as always.

I felt I had to do some new aquaintances so next I invited Tanja to the sofa. Slim 160 cm with short black hair. Unfortunately she only speaks Russian (which I don't know) and German (that I know a little). Enough to have fun 30 minutes in the room at least. I have to admit that her DFK is very good. And her BBBJ is of the same caliber. That is something I will repeat.

Good time in the room, besides the lack of extensive small talk of course. She enjoyed DATY and then we did some reversed cow-girl and mish. She claimed that she came during our activity. I can't tell if it was fake or not, but it was a good session. Myself I kept my orgasm for the sessions to come, else there won't be any so much more activity.

Something that is pretty obvious every time, is how much better the sessions are when you start to know the girls better. It's always tricky to compare one 30-minutes for the first time with someone you have spent say 20 times 30 minutes with. So, I ended the day with another hour with Mara. After the session we stayed in the bed talking for at least 20 minutes until the room was needed by someone else. That girl is more than adictive.

To conclude. It ended up to be a good day, but I will if possible stay away from party day's in the future. You get so much more out of the visit during an ordinary day.

[Westsider]

The classic small club with a family atmosphere. This was my first club 10 years ago, and like any club, has had its ebb and flow. But with the remodelling it is better than ever. The the 16-18 girls cover a wide range characteristics and all have excellent attitudes and service. It is impossible to make a bad decision I think. Especially outstanding were Leila from Turkey and Janie from Greece. The 70 euro entrance fee is higher and the food not so great, but is more than made up with extra services at reduced or no charge. The couch action is still very hot (10-15min) and without the room clock starting. CIM is standard. Overall, the german patrons made me feel very welcome as well. So, the classic is better than ever IMO.

[Hollandmale]

Last monday October 16, following 16 girls were reported present:

Rita, Brandy, Celine, Agatha, Jamila, Sandra, Princess, Monica, Mara, Mina, Anna, Jessy, Leila and another 3 not mentioned by name. Jamila is a new tall attractive blonde Russian girl with goods service.

Fairly quiet with punters, good availability and selection of girls .

[Hollandmale]

Am Donnerstag waren die folgenden Damen im Hof:

Jenny, Leyla, Mara, Kim (neu, ExFreude, dunkelhaarig), Rita, Monika, Celina, Tatjana, Agatha, Michelle, Lara (neu, ExFreude, blond), Anna, Katja, Brandy, Tanja, eine Farbige und 1-2 weitere.

Marcella ist wegen Schmerzen gegen 15 Uhr leider wieder gegangen.
Mit den ersten 4 Mädels war ich auf dem Zimmer, jeweils top.

Complaints about a lack of girls in Schieferhof might be a bit premature.

According to the RF-report, last Thursday there were 18 girls attending.
Among them 2 new girls from Freude-Bochum; Kim had a favourable report.
The Farbige (coloured) girl is probably Princess.

Actually there were 19, but Marcella left, feeling ill.
I guess it's business as usual in Schieferhof .