FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Dedalus]

Hey All,

Personally I am not bothered by the Historic reports. Catalyst labels them clearly as such and if one choses not to read them, then it is pretty easy to just scroll downward.

Also, aside from the nostalgic value that a golden oldie provides, there may be a few things to be gleaned from these reports about FKK etiquette, etc. that may be of value even though they are not "current".

Maybe the best compromise IS a new thread, but until that day arrives I say post on.

Just my two cents,

Dedalus

[Catalyst]

Routard,

OK, If people don't want to see any more of my reports I won't post them. When I first posted a couple of long reports I wrote that I had more of them and asked if people wanted to see them before I continued. Several people responded emphatically that they did.

My reports are NOT "cut/paste from detailed reports made years ago". They are my own reports of my own experiences which I only wrote up recently and have never posted before. I hope you are not suggesting that I didn't meet these girls, that the events I describe didn't occur, or that any of the details are copied from somewhere else.

[Marlow]

Catalyst.
Yes Celine is Italian. if you are a member of freiclub (freiclub.de) you can read up on her in detail and mull over a whole series of pics taken by her adoring fans.

[Routard]

I have to second Akibono. Catalyst, no offense, I do not intend to start any flame war. I've enjoyed many of your previous reports. It's OK to remember some good old memories from the past. But your last 50 reports are cut/paste from detailed reports made years ago about girls that for most are not anymore in the business, not only in the FKK threads, but also in Spain, South Africa and Brazil threads. Don't you think it is a bit too much?

You remembered me Mina from Parksauna, that unforgettable girl for me that took my FKK virginity. But still, I'm not sure that the vast majority of readers are very interested in detailed reports from the past. First timers look for practical information about the clubs themselves and general mongering tips, experienced members look for reviews about the girls and for the latest general atmosphere of the clubs. Members like to share not only information or tips but also emotions and humor. Yes, it's also some kind of therapy to discuss on the board, as we can't share anything about our hobby in our normal life. For the benefit of each of us, we all need to keep the board on the highest level of quality.

[Akibono]

I suggest we have a separate link for posts about non-current visits to clubs. It would make things more organized. I like to read these reports, but they clutter up the links for those looking for specific information.

[Catalyst]

Another report on several clubs. None of them is Berndt's, but this thread is less busy. Let me know if any of the names is familiar.

Marlow - that could be her. Hard to tell from the picture. Is she Italian?

[Catalyst]

Wildenrath

As soon as I arrived at Wildenrath Mina, who I had met on my previous visit to the club but not chosen, jumped me and bombarded me with commercial offers. She tried to sell me a laughable deluxe session with her friend for more than 300 euros. But she was clearly the best looking girl there, so I foolishly went with her for an ordinary session. She was Iranian, with long straight black hair and a perfect thin tight figure. I asked her if she would do it with me on the sofa right there in the living room and she said yes. (This was before the renovation of Wildenrath. There used to be a big blue leather sofa in the main room with the bar.)

So I ignored obvious warning signs but please remember that this was by far the hottest girl in the club, and furthermore the second hottest was Nadia, who I had already done on my previous trip. Somehow the club’s policy had changed since my last visit and sessions now had to be paid for in advance. The price was 80 euros for a session. I asked if I could do cim. She said that I could, but it was 50 euros extra and also had to be paid in advance. I reluctantly said ok.

Mina, Iran, 21?, looks 9, attitude 4

So we did it right there in the middle of the room. It was mechanical. She kissed, but reluctantly and without any tongue. Still, she was great looking and we were doing it on the sofa. But I got pissed when it was time for the cim. It seemed that I had misunderstood. I wasn’t allowed to cum in her mouth, only on it. She kept her mouth closed the whole time. At least it spilled all over her tits and made a nice mess. A few minutes later when I was in the shower she came in with it still all over her. She had been walking around wearing it for several minutes (maybe showing it off to the other girls). So that was kind of hot, but I still paid 130 euros for a mechanical fuck with a rip off cim.

The club had a lot of excess space. I went upstairs to check out the food. There was a large buffet area, but the only food there was two large vats of watery ground meat in tomato sauce and understandably no one was eating it. The entire upstairs area was often completely empty.

Nadia was the girl I had seen on my last visit. She looked fine, probably worth an 8, though I wanted to try someone else. I had seen at least one other girl who I could be interested in, but she disappeared for a long time. I waited and had a couple of beers, gradually realizing how boring it was to hang out in this club. There was little conversation. The girls spent long stretches of time playing video poker and looked bored to death. I eventually gave up on finding another girl and decided to go back to Nadya. I sat next to her on the sofa and said hi. She looked straight ahead and said hi. Something seemed wrong. I said “how are you?” and she blurted out “I don’t do sex in the room!!” So I smiled, said ok, and got up.

A minute later I came back and asked her if she would do it on the big circular bed in the living room upstairs (which was darker and had fewer people in it). She said no, but didn’t seem to mind being asked. I was friendly about it. A minute later she came over to me and said ok, she would.

Nadia, Dutch, 24?, looks 9, attitude 6

So we went upstairs and got started (without paying in advance, of course, since Mina had been lying). While she was blowing me I noticed a group of guys watching and she said that they annoyed her, that they only came to watch but never went with a girl. When I got on top of her there was no kissing and I started to wonder if none of the girls in the club kissed because the club was close to Amsterdam. Mina was on the sofa in front of us with a guy, bowing him, so there was a show that I could watch, giving me something to do with my head instead of kissing. I opted for cim again, and this time it was real. When I went to pay her I owed her 130 but I didn’t have change, so I let her keep 150, which in retrospect was too generous for a session with no kissing and an expensive cim. But I was feeling grateful that I hadn’t been ripped off again. I took a look around and saw the other good looking girl, but she looked like she still wasn’t available, and she wasn’t worth waiting for. The night was not over, however. I still had time to go to PHG.

After I left I thought about what I had spent. With the entry fee it was 315 euros for two mediocre f---s. I don’t know how I let that happen. I wasn’t going to be returning for a long time.

PHG

Ela, Turkey, 25?, looks 7, attitude 5

PHG was livelier. There was a bigger crowd and more girls, including several who were doable. I picked Ela, who was a Turkish girl, but didn’t look like one. She had long straight fluffy blonde hair and was tall with a meaty but curvy figure and a huge chest. It was an ok session with no kissing and too much talking.

Laura, Russia, 25?, looks 7, attitude 7

Next I picked Laura, a Russian girl with long wavy bright red hair and huge tits. She wouldn’t kiss either and was also too talky, but she let me do cim for only 25 extra. It was another uninspired f---. Between sessions I realized that hanging out in the main room was not relaxing. There aren’t enough places to sit, and most of the seats are just stools, which aren’t terrible comfortable. At least there was free beer, though I’m not a big drinker, especially not in FKKs.

Sandra, Russia, 23?, looks 10, attitude 8

The last girl I picked was Sandra. She was gorgeous, with long thick wavy black hair, soft smooth skin, and a gorgeous full soft chest. She looked like the porn star Princess Diana. I was standing by the wall at one end of the room and noticed her standing next to me. I realized that she had noticed me too, and we played a short game where each of us had realized that the other had noticed us but we stared off in the same direction and didn’t immediately acknowledge it.

In the room she was warm and friendly, but wouldn’t kiss. This was starting to get to me. It still wasn’t a bad session because she had a nice attitude and was spectacularly beautiful. She let me cum on her tits for 25 extra. I liked PHG a little more than Wildenrath, but I felt like I had done it and the next day I would try somewhere else.

[Catalyst]

Dolce Vita

I had heard good reports about Dolce Vita FKK and what good value it was. I hadn’t explored the lower priced clubs and I wondered if I really had to pay the high cost of the big FKKs or whether the less expensive clubs were just as good. Also I decided that I could do something to keep down the costs of this trip after the big Wildenrath bill I had carelessly racked up.

Upon entering the club my hopes were high. It was apparent that the lower entry fee paid for less luxurious surroundings, but the difference was not so great. The girls were almost as good looking as at higher priced clubs, and maybe they would have better attitudes since they were not so expensive and maybe would be less likely to have too high opinions of themselves.

It didn’t work out that way.

Carmen, Russia, 26?, looks 6, attitude 5

I started with Carmen who said she was from Russia. She was a 6. Or maybe I misheard her and she said we would be rushing. She wouldn’t kiss and it was mechanical. I really don’t remember much about it. Afterwards I asked some of the other guests whether it was common for the girls not to kiss. They said that some did and some didn’t.

The good part was that it really was cheap. It was 70 euros for the first girl and 25 each for the next two. So I thought of it as a 45 euro entry plus 25 per girl. If I wanted to do a fourth girl I had to start over and pay the entry fee again. So I was making up for my expensive Wildenrath visit. But I don’t go to all the trouble of getting to Germany just so I can spend the minimum amount and get second rate entertainment.

Lola, Turkey, 26?, looks 6, attitude 5

Next up was Lola, from Turkey. She was a 6. She was cranky and wouldn’t kiss either. I didn’t make much effort to finish since I still had another 25 euro girl to go and I was more concerned about the limited amount of sperm I had for the rest of my trip than the limited amount of money.

Sara, Poland, 26?, looks 6, attitude 3

It was late, I still had a day left in my trip, and I didn’t want to have another expensive day, so I decided to do my third girl here and call it a night. I thought if there were girls here who kissed and had nice attitudes I was bound to get lucky soon. I picked Sara from Poland, a short girl with stiff wavy blonde hair that felt like it had a lot of hairspray in it. She was a 6. There weren’t many good looking girls left after her, so if she wasn’t good there wasn’t much for me here.

She was the worst. She wouldn’t kiss, she had a sour attitude, and before I was finished she started bitching that my 20 minutes was up. I told her that it was 30 minutes and she said no. So we went to the manager to settle the issue and she was right; I only got 20 minutes. That was fine with me. I would save my energy for the next day when I would make a triumphant return to St. Augustine.

[Catalyst]

St. Augustine

Natalie, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 8

I had gone two days without finding a girl who would kiss me, so I badly wanted to get to a premium service establishment, one that I was familiar with and could rely on. The selection was fine and I quickly zeroed in on Natalie, a nice looking German girl with short blonde hair curled inwards and freckles. I asked her if we could do it on the circular sofa in the center of the main room and she said that was fine with her, so we spread out our towels on the circular sofa and got started. We began kissing and I sighed with satisfaction and relief. We did several positions and I finally had a satisfying finish.

Hanging out and waiting for the batteries to recharge got boring. There was no action going on in either of the main rooms and not much to do other than wander from room to room. Sitting in the main room with the circular bed I noticed Celine, who I had seen on my last trip and liked, but she didn’t notice me. She was talking with a friend and seemed to be upset about something. She was by far the most beautiful girl in the place, a 9, so I was hoping that this problem would get resolved, but for about 15 minutes it showed no signs of improving. I asked another girl what was going on.

Natalie (again) and
Celine, Italy, 23?, looks 9, attitude 10

The girl told me in vague terms what was wrong—I forget what it was, but it didn’t seem so bad—and said that she would tell Celine that I was interested. After a word Celine came and sat with me with a big smile on her face. She was warm and friendly and showed no signs of being upset. I asked her if she wanted to do a threeway with Natalie and she said ok. She spoke to Natalie and it seemed that everything was arranged. First she sat with me alone and spent a long time with me, talking and snuggling. When she started the blow job it was slow and fantastic, and it seemed perfectly natural that she would go down on me in a room full of people. I wondered what had happened with Natalie, but this was so good I didn’t want to say anything. Then, after a long blow job she asked me if I was ready for her to get Natalie.

We went to the big bed in the center of the open room next to the whirlpool. There was a couple on the sofa in front of us and as we got started I could hear that they were getting started too. We took turns kissing, making out with one while the other blew me, and then I asked them to kiss each other. Celine looked at me with a big smile and said sheepishly that it was extra. I asked how much and she said in an embarrassed tone “25 each?”. No problem, I said, and they smiled and started kissing. They also went down on each other. All this time I could hear the sounds of the couple on the couch, and from time to time someone would walk in to see what was going on, but they mostly acted disinterested and only stayed for a moment, which I found odd. Maybe they didn’t want to gawk. I decided to finish in Celine’s mouth, but wasn’t able to. I didn’t try too long since I didn’t want to feel like a grunting sweating oaf and because I wasn’t sure if it was going to be extra and I was spending a lot already.

I asked at the desk if I could go out to get some dinner and return and they said it would be no problem. I did, but I returned after 9 PM. I didn’t think this would be a problem, since the club was open until 1, but it was. Many of the nice girls had left. I had wanted to do Celine and Natalie again, but right after I arrived I saw Celine walk off with another guy and she left after that. There had been a couple of other girls that I might have been interested in, but they were gone too. I was disappointed and started to panic. Sitting on the bench sofa against the wall was a nice Croatian girl with curly black shoulder length hair who I had seen in Sudbad in Koln before. I asked her if she would do it with me in the main room, but she said no.

Natalie (again)

So I decided that it would be more fun to do Natalie again since she would do it in the main room. She was also missing, but she soon walked in. I was sitting next to the Croatian girl and I smiled at her. Natalie came over and we talked and then got started. We made out, she blew me, and then she got on top of me. The Croatian girl was next to us, staring straight ahead, trying to ignore us. After a few minutes of cowgirl I rolled Natalie onto the sofa without coming out of her and got on top of her. We were facing the Croatian girl and I reached out and held her hand. Natalie kissed most of the time, but after a while she put her head back so it was hard to reach her. I finished inside her and thus ended another good trip, not quite as successful as usual, but interesting.

[Jackyo]

Last I was at Bernds I spoke to one of the Thekenfrau who I recognized to have been a Thekenfrau at Sankt Augustine.

She had to agree: the Stimmung at Sankt Agustine was quite something else and even if the the two clubs belonged to the same people, they were very different in character. Even the women who would alternate between clubs would change in character depending on where they were.

Katja is probably the only one from the Besatzung who is still left. There was also a Turkish woman with large tits there and a Polish woman, Ella, who I did in the backroom with the large circular mattress in full view (this could be the very first time I ever had sex in public). I do remember Celine from back then.

I need to find my notes.

My favorite and the one I saw numerous times was Vanessa. German, blonde, pear-shaped, small tits, large ass, nice legs, nice face. She was a little crazy, liked it rough particularly from behind. She would get on all fours practically asking for it. She wasn't into missionary. Her BJs were also quite rough though with too much tooth contact.

Vanessa has retired, unfortunately.

[Marlow]

Some names there bring back good memories. It was a real shame that Bernd's closed St. Augustine, it had its own charm, particularly that circular bed in the middle of the contact room. You mention an Italian girl Celine at Atlantis. This could be the Celine who went on to great things working on her own. She is a member of the the German Freiclub's Hall of Fame, gets rave reviews consistently and a queue of men visiting her private quarters in Königswinter. Have a look at sexrelax.de - she is now blonde - same girl? If it is, to be so good for so long is an achievement in this business.

[Jackyo]

I know I have my reports from the good old days somewhere. Trying to find them.

[Catalyst]

Here is a years old report of a seminal trip during which I returned to St. Augustine, Berndt’s, Babylon, and Oase, and made my first ever visits to Atlantis, Beverly, PHG, and Wildenrath. I am posting it all here because I think it reads better if it is not split up and because this branch is quiet, so I won’t be distracting mongers who are looking for the latest info on Oase or Dorsten.

[Catalyst]

Atlantis

I was reluctant to spend any of my precious time in Germany away from my favorite clubs, but I had read so much about Atlantis that I was willing to risk a few hours in the afternoon to investigate it before deciding whether to spend precious evening hours there. I flew into Frankfurt, but I had a hotel reserved farther north near St. Augustine, so I went to Atlantis straight from the airport with all of my baggage hidden in the trunk of my car. When I arrived I was put off by the ghetto-style security cage outside and I wondered if all my possessions were going to be stolen out of my car. Inside, however, I was pleased by the layout, particularly the luxurious bed in the main room. I now realize that by arriving in Atlantis for the first time early in the afternoon I missed out on one of life’s great moments, the dazzle of walking into the main room at Atlantis for the first time when it is in full swing in the evening and filled with beautiful women.

Name?, Poland, 21?, looks 10, attitude 6

The selection seemed alright, though as I later learned, it was far below average compared to the evening. After checking out the facilities and shopping I saw a beautiful young girl, slim and healthy looking, short, with perfect tits and neck length straight red hair. I asked her if she would do it on the public bed, but she said no. She was pretty enough that this was not a deal breaker, so we went off to a room. Once there, however, I was disappointed. She kissed reluctantly and the sex was mechanical. It wasn’t awful, and she was pretty, but it was impersonal enough that later if we passed each other in the main area we didn’t say hello to one another or even smile. I quickly forgot her name.

Vicky, Germany, 27?, looks 7, attitude 3

I approached several girls to see if they would do it on the public bed and they all said no. I began wondering what it was there for. I was disappointed by all the refusals, but in addition I was unhappy at the businesslike and standoffish attitude of a few of the girls. Some asked how much extra I would give and others had a f--- you are you crazy attitude. When all of the really hot girls I asked had said no so I started asking the second tier ones. Finally Vicky, a German girl with sandy blonde hair and on the tall side, said yes.

Normally when girls agree to do it in full view of everyone they treat you well. The ones who don’t treat you well won’t do it in public because they don’t want to have everyone see that they provide lousy service. But there are exceptions to any rule and Vicky was a big one. She wouldn’t kiss and she made it clear that she couldn’t wait to get rid of this idiot. She turned her head away from me and clamped her legs together to limit my penetration during sex. Having a hot session in front of others is a big turn on, but struggling with a girl who is treating you like crap in front of everyone is just embarrassing. Afterwards I asked Vicky her name and she told me. I wonder if she was clueless enough to think that I liked her or whether she suspected the truth, that I just wanted to be able to warn others about her (which I did on another board when I got home).

I had finally tried the famous Club Atlantis and found that the hype was completely unmerited. I was glad that I hadn’t wasted prime hours in the evening. I still had time to get to one of the good clubs and save the day.

St. Aug.

Rebecca, Ukraine, 23?, looks 9, attitude 11

I had come close to doing a three-way session with the famous Rebecca on my previous visit here and had since read some of the glowing reports about her. I was confused when I first saw her because her hair color had changed from blonde to black. I found her in the main room and we got started there, first with a blow job, then with her sitting on my lap and rubbing her pussy across my dick, a script that I recognized from my previous visit. We moved to the open room near the whirlpool and had a great time which ended in her mouth. It was long and wonderful, and was well appreciated after my lukewarm visit to Atlantis. The unrestricted kissing was particularly a relief. I gave her a 100 DM tip for the cim, which was more than the usual surcharge of either 50 DM or zero (depending on the girl’s mood). She told me it wasn’t necessary, that she liked it when I came in her mouth, but I insisted and she said in broken English “thank you very very thank you.”

Celine, Italy, 23?, looks 9, attitude 10

After a short rest I talked with a nice polish girl with shoulder length black hair named Ilona. I asked her if she would do it in the main room with me, but she said no. Then I saw Celine, a gorgeous slim young girl with shoulder length black hair. She was Italian. We talked on the couch in the main room and I asked her if she would do it with me on the circular bed in the center of the room. She acted shocked at first, but then said it was ok. We did a couple of different positions, and when I spooned her I saw Ilona staring at us. I wondered if she was disapproving, but it seemed more like she was turned on by it. There was a long stretch during which Ilona and I maintained unbroken eye contact. After a few minutes Celine and I were doing cowgirl with both of us sitting up kissing and I was about to finish, but I slowed down and held back to make it last. We did a couple more positions and I started to regret not finishing earlier since I was starting to lose sensation while also wondering if I had taken more time than I should. (At the time I had never been charged for extra time by a girl in an FKK and it never occurred to me that this could happen. I just worried that I might be asked to stop.) I asked her to blow me and even though she had said earlier that she didn’t want me to finish in her mouth in the end it was ok.

Afterwards I asked Ilona if she liked watching us and she said yes. I asked if she would do it with me in the main room now and she said no. I asked her if she would do a session in the room with me later, and she said yes, but that she didn’t do cim. I wandered around the club and had a few snacks. Shortly afterwards I saw Ilona in the hot tub with another guy. I waved to her and held up three fingers to ask if she wanted to do an MMF threeway. She shook her head.

Sammy, Germany, 26?, looks 5, attitude 9

Sammy wasn’t the best looking girl in the place, but she wasn’t awful, and she agreed to do it on the bed in the center of the main room. She was short and bony with a flat chest. We got started on the sofa with a blow job and then her sitting on me for cowgirl. After a few minutes I picked her up and put her on the bed, but when we jumped onto the bed together and I dropped down on top of her I still had my wrist under her and sprained it. It didn’t hurt or interfere with the session, but it was sore for a few days afterwards. I finished in her mouth too and it was pleasant. Too bad for Ilona, though. I would have to get to her next time.

Berndt’s

Gina, Thailand, 20?, looks 6, attitude 10

I could have hung around and gone to a room with Ilona, but after her there wasn’t much left that I was interested in that I hadn’t already done. Meanwhile, my entry to St. Augustine was also good for entry to Berndt’s a short distance away, so I decided to try my luck there before it got too late. On my other visit the selection had been less good than at St. Augustine, but there had been a couple of good girls. When I arrived, however, I saw that the possibilities were very limited. Furthermore it was crowded, and not with younger better looking guys. No, these were the famous fireplugs; fat fiftyish men who knew their beer. I quickly met Gina from Thailand, a small skinny girl with a nice face, on the sofa in the main room. She was really friendly and fun to talk to. We began kissing, then a blow job, and then sex. It felt comfortable and natural doing it with her there. We never discussed whether or not to go to a room. I was tired from my other five sessions that day, so I took a while to finish and she suggested cim, which was at no extra cost.

Name?, German, 25?, looks 8, attitude 7

I decided to try for one more shot after that. I picked a German girl with long dark brown hair and a good figure. She wasn’t super friendly, but she was pleasant to talk to and we started kissing and then she blew me. She asked if I wanted to go to a room now and I suggested we just stay where we were. But she said she didn’t want to do that. I made a long face and tried to get her to change her mind, but she insisted. I should have asked first, so it was my fault. We went the room right off of the main room by the entrance and it was fine. After that there was no one left that I wanted to do and she was my sixth pop of the day anyway.

[Catalyst]

Sunny, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9

My next visit to a club was many days later. I went back to St. Augustine and arrived in the afternoon. I didn’t see many attractive choices, but there was one pretty blonde girl with a curly perm and a nice figure. She was bouncing around between some other guys for a while, talking to them, and I was worried that it might be hard to get to her. But I eventually got a chance to say hello to her and she stayed with me and chatted. Everything went smoothly until I asked her what her name was and she said, surprised and hurt, “Sunny!” Oops, I had seen her just a few months earlier and we had had a good time together. She didn’t have her perm then, so I had a weak excuse for not recognizing her, but we got down to business pretty quickly after than and I could see that I had partly spoiled the personal attention I had been getting until then. I suggested we go out to the garden and lie down on one of the lounge chairs where we could get started. We stayed there and did everything there on the lounge chair. It was cramped and not the most comfortable surface, but it was fun to try one time.

Michelle, German, 24?, looks 9, attitude 6

I wanted to do a session in the main room but couldn’t find anyone else to do it with. Finally I asked Michelle, a thin and pretty German girl with long blonde hair, and she said ok. We had a nice session in the circular bed in the middle of the main room. When it was over she didn’t get up right away, but stayed and talked with me. My German is not great and I just nodded and agreed with a lot of what she said without understanding everything. It was nice, we kissed a bit and there was some light caressing. It was unusual to stay so long just chatting, but I didn’t think much of it because it was late and I figured she had given up on finding another customer for the night and preferred instead to relax.

When it was over I got dressed and went to pay and was told that I owed for one session with Sunny and two sessions with Michelle. I said that the two sessions with Michelle was a mistake. The manager called Michelle over who said that she had asked me if I wanted to extend for another half hour and I had said yes. I said that I didn’t understand German and had simply said yes to everything she said, and that she ought to have realized this. They told me to pay her something and I looked in my pocket. I had a 50 DM note and I thought that was too much, but the only thing I had that was smaller was a ten or something else that was too small, so I reluctantly gave the 50 and it was accepted.