FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Catalyst]

Ilona, Poland, 25?, looks 7, attitude 8

The next day I decided to visit Beverly for the first time. But they didn’t open until late, so I started the day with a return to St. Augustine to fill the time and to make sure I got in some action in case Beverly didn’t work out. Ilona was there again, but she was with another guy. Other than her the selection was not good. After wandering around I went into the large open room with the large blue mattress in the middle and there was Ilona getting fucked in public by the guy she had just been talking to. I sat on the sofa and watched them, making eye contact with her for long periods. Soon afterwards I saw that she was free and I asked her if she would go with me in the main room now. She said no. I asked why she would do it with the other guy in public but not with me, and she said she would do it in the same open secondary room with me (as long as I remembered that she didn’t want me to cum in her mouth) because it was less crowded. We got started and the guy I had watched her with noticed that we were there and he came in, sat on the sofa opposite the bed, and watched us just as I had watched them. Unfortunately, I was spent from all the sex so far and didn’t finish, but still it was fun.

Suzy, Germany, 25?, looks 7 attitude 4

There wasn’t much left that I was interested in, so I went back to give Berndt’s another chance. It was a warm sunny afternoon when I arrived and a barbecue was going on in the garden. I saw Suzi, who was the first girl I had ever been with at Berndt’s. I had had an ok time with her. She was not warm and open. But she looked as lazy and slutty as I remembered from before and I liked her that way. She was talking to some other guys and it was hard to get her attention, but eventually I succeeded and got her to come join me on my towel that was laid out on the grass.

We started to kiss and I remembered what I hadn’t liked the first time. She rations out kisses. You get a couple and then she wants to stop. You can start again with her after a short wait and she will give you another ration of a couple more and then stop. So it was a constant struggle to maintain the kissing. The sex was also mechanical. It was fun and whacky for a while doing it right next to everyone enjoying their barbecue, but then when I didn’t finish quickly she got more and more difficult. Kissing ended completely, and she started squeezing her legs together to make it hard to penetrate her. Once it deteriorated to a certain point I called it quits without finishing. I paid up and left for Beverly.

Beverly

Beverly is a blur since the evenings aren’t landmarked by paid sessions. Overall I wasn’t too impressed. The layout was fun, with all of the rooms for sex with varying degrees of voyeurism possible. There were some nice girls who could have worked in an FKK as middle quality acts, but they weren’t having sex anywhere in view and I didn’t see any way I was going to have a chance to have sex with them. Not speaking much German seemed to be a disadvantage since I couldn’t try to strike up a conversation with anyone at the bar, but I’m not sure how easy that would have been even if I had been fluent. There were a couple of girls in the group rooms who were taking on multiple guys, usually f---ing one and sucking another. I took my turn a couple of times, but I don’t think the quality of these girls was high. Thankfully the rooms were dark. I suspect that these girls were paid.

A stranger, Germany, 25?, looks 7, attitude 7

I also had a round with a younger girl who was not bad looking and could have worked in an FKK if she had wanted. I lied down next to her when another guy was on top of her and took his spot as soon as he was done. I had the impression that she was not paid because she was better looking and because she stopped after just a couple of guys, even asking me to stop before I finished when I started taking too long. (Too bad. I wished I had skipped the paid girls earlier.) In spite of not finishing it was the highlight of the visit. It was fun to have nasty gangbang sex in the middle of a group of people with a girl who really wanted it and didn’t expect to get paid for it. I think it is definitely possible to score here, maybe even with a hot girl. If I were living near Germany and could go often I would find it a more attractive option. But since I visit Germany infrequently I prefer the sure bet of FKKs where I don’t risk leaving unsatisfied at the end of one of my nights of Rhineland recreation. Beverly is probably good value for money over time, but you can never be sure that you won’t pay your entry and have to settle for the unattractive paid girls or end up rushing home to get to your porno collection for some relief.

[Catalyst]

Berndt’s and St. Augustine, my two favorite clubs, hadn’t been superb on my last visit, and anyway I wanted to sample new clubs, so I put my bags in the car and headed north, having heard good reports about PHG and Wildenrath. But on the way I first passed Babylon and it seemed reasonable to drop in and see what was happening there.

Nina, German?, 24?, looks 8, attitude 8

It was a quiet afternoon. There was one girl who looked interesting. She was Nina. She was tall and stocky, though not overweight, with short wavy blonde hair and big tits. I asked her if she would have sex with me on the bed in the middle of the room and she said no. I said that I wanted to find someone who would do that with me and I would get back to her. But after looking and waiting there wasn’t much else. So I went back to her and asked if we could go in the garden downstairs. She agreed.

It was a nice sunny day outside. There was only a groundskeeper walking around, so it wasn’t exactly sex in public, but being outdoors in the sun was nice. It was good sex with good kissing and if it wasn’t passionate enough to be called GFE that might have had as much to do with me as with her. She let me cum on her tits, which was nice. After that there was no one else I was interested in, so I continued north. It was fun hitting all of these different clubs, though the entrance fees were starting to add up.

PHG

The club is in the middle of nowhere and the directions I had were good, but once I got within a few hundred yards I wasted another 20 or 30 minutes finding it. It was probably the liveliest club I had ever been in. The selection was good and it was fun the way people were up and walking about, talking to each other, like in a real bar. It contrasted to the other clubs were everyone sits silently in a ring around the outside of a room and stares at each other until it is time for someone to pick a girl.

Christina, Romania, 23, looks 8, attitude 6

The first girl I approached was Christina, a nice short thin Romanian girl with short wavy red hair. We went to a room and had a long session with lots of kissing and long DATY because she excited me so much. I thought it had gone really well, but I was irritated when she charged me for an hour. I don’t doubt that it was more than half an hour, but she never said that I was going over or asked if I wanted to spend the extra money, and on top of it even though I know the rules (and some of you will probably jump on me for this), the fact that a lot of it was DATY for her benefit (at least in my mind) made the extra charge seem more unfair. Well, her punishment would be that I wouldn’t go with her again. It’s possible that I wouldn’t have anyway since I usually prefer to see a variety of girls, but in this case I had thought that we had made a nice connection.

Name, German, 23?, looks 9, attitude 8

I wanted to try sex in public, but there was a different atmosphere in this club. I didn’t see any couch action anywhere ever. Doing it in the main bar area might be frowned on if any girl would even agree to it. But it was a warm sunny day, so doing it on the grass by the huts seemed alright. I asked a couple of girls if they would do it with me and they said no. But I tried with a beautiful tall thin German girl with long soft straight blonde hair, and she agreed. She didn’t get into it, though. She asked that we go to a spot around the corner by the huts that was not directly visible from right outside the main building. It was a perfectly nice session with kissing, but not with a lot of passion. A girl came by with a guy and said (in German, but I could tell) “you know, there are huts that are free ...” “Yeah, but he wants to do it here on the grass” “Huh? OK, well, whatever.” I felt more like a raincoater than a porn star. Otherwise it was fine and she was a nice girl. I wish I remembered her name.

Name?, Poland, 23?, looks 10, attitude 10

The next girl I picked was gorgeous! She was from Poland. She had fluffy blonde hair that curved slightly inwards and barely reached her shoulders. Her chest was big and perfect. She had a wonderful well-groomed girl next door look with no tattoos or piercings. She didn’t speak any English and we could barely communicate in German. In the room, however, she was fabulous. She didn’t act like a porn star, she just acted like she loved me, and she did everything just right. It was plain vanilla sex in a private room that would bore me to tears if I saw it in a porno film. No cim even. But it was great. Tragically, I forgot her name as well. After this trip I started writing down the girls’ names so I wouldn’t forget them afterwards.

Wildenrath

Maybe I should have stayed and done the blonde polish girl again, but I figured I could just see her there the next day, and I could have more FKK time if I went to Wildenrath, since it stayed open until 4 or 5 AM. Wildenrath was more like a traditional FKK because most people relaxed on comfortable sofas instead of walking around like at PHG, but it also had a bar area, so the atmosphere was livelier than in Babylon or the other couch potato clubs.

There were two really good looking girls. One of them was Mina, an Iranian girl. She approached me and started talking in German, but I didn’t understand, so she called her friend over and her friend translated. Mina said that she couldn’t have sex with me because it was the wrong time of the month, but she would blow me. I could take her and her friend and Mina would blow me and then I could have sex with her friend. This didn’t make any sense to me. Why would I take a girl who I can’t have sex with? I wondered if I would get something else instead, like lesbian action, but nothing was mentioned, so I said no.

Nadia, Dutch, 24?, looks 9, attitude 8

Nadia was beautiful, with long wavy red hair, a slinky hourglass figure, and a nice full chest. The bar area was crowded, and I hadn’t seen any couch action, so I didn’t ask if we could have sex there, but I asked about doing it in the garden right outside the glass doors. She agreed and we went to a nice patch of grass that was lit by the light coming from inside. The sex was nice and the weather outside was perfect. We ended with a nice cim. I stood up and she was on her knees, so it got all over her mouth and dribbled down her chin and spilled onto her tits. Everything was great until I went to pay. Then she explained to me that I owed her an extra 100 DM; 50 for cim, plus another 50 for coming on her tits. We got into an argument while I got dressed (I hadn’t decided whether to leave or not until she pulled this BS). I paid her for cim but not for cot and left in a bad mood with her telling me that it wasn’t fair and me saying yes it was.

[Catalyst]

I went back to PHG. I saw two girls but I can’t remember much about them other than their names, which I remember only because I wrote them down. They were Ana and Viera. Viera was a redhead who wouldn’t kiss.

Oase

Alina, Romania, 22?, looks 9, attitude 4

At Oase, after the drought of the past couple of days, I was eager to have sex in the main room. I asked a couple of girls and one said no and the other said she would only do it for 200 DM. Then I saw Alina. She was Romanian, with long frizzy red hair. She was short and skinny, but had perfect big tits. I asked her if we could have sex in the main room, and she said “of course”. We went to one of the sofas behind the plants which were more secluded and she started blowing me. It was great for a few seconds, exactly what I was looking for, and then she said “of course it’s 100 DM extra to do it here because many people see me.”

I said I wasn’t paying 100 extra. She said well then we have to go to the room. If I had been as experienced as I am now I might have told her to get lost, but I was still a little green in the world of FKKs and I got taken advantage of. Actually, I did consider telling her to get lost, but besides knowing that I would have to get in a huge argument the market conditions were not favorable; there wasn’t anyone else I was interested in. So I agreed to go to the room. Even if it had been good I wouldn’t have enjoyed it because I would have been pissed off at being tricked, but it wasn’t good; it was mechanical. She started out offering me all kinds of extra services like cim without telling me that they would cost extra (I turned them all down) and the session ended when she told me I was taking too long. I didn’t resist because it was lousy anyway. Burned again at Oase.

(Note: recently in another club, a better club, a girl tried to pull the same stunt, telling me after we had started that it was 50 euros extra for sex in public or we had to go to the room. I stood my ground and got sex in public for the normal price. But this girl wasn’t as pushy as Alina.)

Maria, Russia, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9

Next I picked Maria (or her name might have been Tatiana, I wrote it down differently in two different places). She was a Russian girl with a big smile, big soft tits, and neck length slightly wavy blonde hair. She seemed very open minded and we had a nice session out in the garden on the lawn by the whirlpool. The light from the whirlpool in the night made it romantic.

Kim, Bulgaria?, 25?, looks 7, attitude 9

I tried a few more girls to see if any of them would do it in the main room, but I had no luck. All said no or wanted more money. I considered paying the extra, but decided against for financial reasons and also because I didn’t want a girl who considered it something unpleasant that required extra compensation. Finally Kim agreed. She had long frizzy black hair and a nice figure, not overweight, but not firm either. She was very affectionate and it was nice being on top of her with a crowd of people standing next to us having a conversation as if we weren’t there. That satisfied my urge to do it in public so I called it quits and another fine trip came to an end.

[Catalyst]

Here is day 2 of a trip I took a few years ago. If you like hearing about the past look for days 1 and 3 on the Babylon and Oase branches.

DAY 2 – Berndt’s and St. Augustine

Well, this is really day 1 of a second trip since there was a long hiatus between this day and the one before, but what the heck. I went to Berndt’s and this time it was open. The selection was not as good as at Babylon, but entry to Berndt’s was also good at St. Augustine, which I had heard good reports about, so that was only half of the selection and I got to try out another new club for free.

Suzy, Germany, 25?, looks 7 attitude 6

The best looking girl in Berndt’s was a German with long stringy dirty blonde Christina Aguilera style hair, only she was taller than CA and wasn’t as thin. She had nice tits and a pretty good figure with just a bit of cellulite and a slightly glazed look that made her look lazy and slutty. When she spoke it was slowly and with a monotone. She acted like she was on drugs, though I didn’t think she was. She didn’t have any tattoos or piercings. Her name was Suzy.

I sat next to her and started a conversation. We started touching each other and then kissing, though there was always a bit of a battle with her holding back a bit and interrupting the kissing and me chasing her. It was annoying, but at the same time it added to her lazy trashy attitude, which I found sexy. She blew me fine but with too much interruption and then suggested we go to a room. I asked if we could just stay there on the sofa and she said sure. She got on top of me, facing me in cowgirl. The room was crowded and there were people sitting right next to us. There was some space where she had been sitting and I after a few minutes I put her down on her back and got on top of her. But the kissing wasn’t great, so I rolled her over and spooned her since I preferred not to have her face right in front of me avoiding me. I finished inside her with both of us facing the whole room full of people. It was different from having sex in the center bed in Babylon where you are in the center of the room and are separated from everyone. We were on the bench seat sofas around the outside of the small room; we were in the audience this time. It seemed more spontaneous and natural.

Annette, German, 24?, looks 6, attitude 10

The pickings were slim after that, but I wanted to do one more girl before heading for St. Augustine, and Annette didn’t look bad. She was small and thin, with a flat chest, freckles, and short wavy blonde hair. Her personality was the exact opposite of Suzy’s. She was bubbly and friendly. After a short conversation we started making out like teenagers. She went down on me and we 69’d on the sofa. Then she put on a condom and got on me cowgirl style. After a few minutes I turned her around for reverse cowgirl. I was tired now since I had just done a session, so it took more work to finish. I tipped her over so the reverse cowgirl became spoon and I gradually rolled on top of her. She twisted her head back so we could kiss. Her head was almost in the lap of a guy who was sitting next to us on the sofa; actually it was bumping against his leg. He didn’t seem to mind. I finally came and we cuddled for a few minutes before I showered up and got my entry coupon for St. Augustine. Berndt’s was definitely a club where anything goes. I was hoping that St. Augustine would be the same.

St. Augustine

My internet directions were good and I found the place without too much trouble. Inside I explored the club. There was a main room with a circular bed in the middle which looked like it could come in useful. Next to it was a large secondary room with a huge blue mattress—much bigger than a king sized bed—and a sofa in front of it. A couple was having sex on the mattress and people were stopping in the room for a few moments at a time to watch. The girl was pretty cute and she was taking good care of the guy, DFKing him and doing lots of different positions.

Yvonne, German, 21?, looks 7, attitude 6

I went back to the main room and found Yvonne. She was the prettiest girl there. She was German, with long straight blonde hair and a face full of freckles. She also had nice firm tits and an athletic body. She wouldn’t do it in the main room, but she agreed to go to the big mattress in the secondary room, which was now free. But the sex was mechanical. She kissed, but only reluctantly. It was fine, but I had no intention of repeating with her.

Sunny, German, 24?, looks 8, attitude 9

Next I found Sunny, who I hadn’t seen earlier. She was also German and had wavy blonde hair. She had a softer, less athletic but still shapely figure. I asked her if she wanted to do it on the bed in the middle of the main room and she acted shocked. She said “What? There?” But then she agreed to do it. And she was great. First, on the sofa around the outside of the room she kissed and blew me like she loved me, and then we moved to the bed. Afterwards she said it was nice, but asked if next time we could do it somewhere more private.

She told me a sad story about one of her regulars. He was married with a kid and didn’t have enough money for food for the kid. That didn’t stop him from being a regular of hers and spending money that the kid needed for food. The wife knew where he was going and what he was doing and that didn’t stop him. Sunny told him that what he was doing was wrong, but that didn’t stop him either.

Rebecca, Ukraine, 22?, looks 9, attitude 10

Then I found Rebecca. Nice girls seemed to be arriving or emerging from the rooms or from somewhere. She was a beautiful Ukrainian girl with a wavy blonde perm and a hot soft slim figure. She was a 9. Her attitude was fantastic. We started kissing in the main room. Then she sat on me and started rubbing her wet pussy along my dick. Sunny hadn’t liked having sex in the main room, so maybe Rebecca would be the same, and I had done it already, so I asked Rebecca if she wanted to go to the big mattress in the secondary room and she said yes. It was a great session, with great kissing and hot sex. I came in her mouth at no extra charge.

I ran into Sunny again and I asked if we could do a session with Rebecca. She said yes. Rebecca was with another guy now, but Sunny said she would be available soon. So I waited. But whenever I looked I didn’t see any signs that Rebecca was going to be done with this guy soon. I went to Sunny and she invited me to sit with her. She got in my lap, naked, kissing me periodically as she talked to her friends. It was great, except that now it would be hard to back out of a session and I was worried that Rebecca wasn’t going to be available at all. After a while she went to talk to Rebecca, came back, and told me that Rebecca was almost ready, so we could get started and Rebecca would join us. I wasn’t sure how to play this. Rebecca had been with this guy in the main room for some 45 minutes now and it didn’t look like they had even sessioned yet. If she took longer than expected was I going to be charged for the extra time with Sunny, or was I going to get extra foreplay for free? And what if she was never ready?

Sunny (again) and
Yvonne (again)

We got started on the big mattress in the open second living room and I had forgotten how nice she was to be with. She was sexy and everything was great, except for the absence of Rebecca. After some extensive foreplay I asked what was going on with Rebecca. Sunny got up to go investigate and came back with the news that I had expected: Rebecca wasn’t going to be available after all. I said that I wanted to do a threeway session and so I wanted to find another girl. Well, the selection was limited at this late point, so against my earlier better judgment I suggested Yvonne and Sunny agreed. Noticing how much friendlier Sunny was after we had done a session together I figured that Yvonne might undergo a similar adjustment. Unfortunately my hopes were not realized. She showed the same limited enthusiasm as before and even put a damper on Sunny's attitude. But at least she kissed both me and Sunny. The girls went down on each other and I got to bang them both. I finished inside Sunny while she kissed Yvonne, though it took some prodding to get Yvonne to keep up the kissing. It was good enough that I managed to get my sixth pop of the day.

[Fly Bob]

I have a trip coming up in a couple of weeks. Wondering if anyone has been here lately? Are there usually a lot of girls on holidays in early July? In the past the ratio changed through the day but was really never bad.

Bob

[Jackyo]

Does anyone know if when you leave Bernd's you can get a free entry coupon for Sudbad in Koeln, and vice versa? I think they are under the same management. You used to be able to go to Bernd's and St. Augustine and only pay one entry fee before SA sadly closed years ago.

.. but a) you will need to tell them you are doing this when you leave Bernds, b) you will need to do at least one session at Sudbad to not be charged the entry fee again.

This was how it worked between Sankt Augustine-Meindorf and Bernds back then too.

[Catalyst]

Does anyone know if when you leave Berndt's you can get a free entry coupon for Sudbad in Koln, and vice versa? I think they are under the same management. You used to be able to go to Berndt's and St. Augustine and only pay one entry fee before SA sadly closed years ago.

[Polar]

Thanks!

You learn something new every day. Next time I think I can squeeze in a trip is during week 25. No special holliday's during that week I hope?

[Peter]

polar,

call them. Monday is a holiday and I think they might be closed.

[Koelnermatze]

Hi Polar,

I am sorry, but everything (including Bernds) will be closed on next Monday. There is an official bank holiday in Germany!

Best regards,

Matze

[Polar]

It seems like I will visit Bernds on this comming Monday. Does anyone know if there are several girls at Bernds that take Mondays off? I will try to call them and ask, but I´m not sure I will get the true answer.

I hope there is not a holliday in Germany on Monday - Tuesday. I saw in the calendar that there are some special Days, but it can of course be so without beeing a free-from-work day.

[Jackyo]

To Peter,
I AM taking the ones Jackyo leaves out!!

Hey Marlow and Peter,

... there is every possible size and shape out there.. plenty for everyone and more than enough to share!

Women are, as always, a Geschmacksache...

[Marlow]

To Peter,
I AM taking the ones Jackyo leaves out!!

[Jackyo]

Was not impressed at all with the food. Basic cold cuts, bread, fruit with a small hot plate of potatoes and a meat/mushroom/gravy mix. Had better, had worse...but for 70 euro entrance they should go the extra step and provide better fare.

It used to be much better with a broader selection of hot food and salads.

The meat dish was replenished periodically but it was basically the same food for the entire period of time we were there.

[Breadman]

Bernds is a nice little club, id go there again. I found enough women to keep my attention, like the upstairs/downstairs setup that allows you to get some sunlight in the main room or head downstairs for a more secluded/dark atmosphere. Was not impressed at all with the food. Basic cold cuts, bread, fruit with a small hot plate of potatoes and a meat/mushroom/gravy mix. Had better, had worse...but for 70 euro entrance they should go the extra step and provide better fare.

Girls tend to do the 3 minute public bbbj and then drag you off to the room, you can almost time the public display. I was informed that the girls arent clock watchers and that if the half hour runs over to 45 minutes you'll only get charged the half hour rate. Wrong. Got charge the hour rate for going over, didnt make a scene since I did go over...just be warned that if you do you might get an extra fee tacked on.