FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Peter]

I say thumbs down on the super thin model types with small asses, bony backs and small tits with small drag coefficients..

I'll gladly take the ones Jackyo doesn't want.

[Jackyo]

i can confirm that the veterans of this club are still there: anja, babsi, katja and aylin.. aylin has a different look and i didn't recognize her at first: she now has jetblack straight hair.. katja is just as i remember her.. both of them are built for comfort and not speed.. neither is particularly aerodynamic.. but this is how women should look.. i say thumbs down on the super thin model types with small asses, bony backs and small tits with small drag coefficients..

highlight of the visit was watching the two of them do this guy on the couch.. first taking turns on blowjobs while he fingered and played with the other one.. then gummi darauf.. and one would pump him.. and then the other.. without changing the condom! (this surprised me).. then an eventual finish which left the guy literally shivering from head to toe (a frisson, if i've ever seen one) as aylin took it in the mouth (and then spit it out into a papertowel).. and then some lying around and cuddling before everyone went off to get cleaned up.

i will doing a more detailed writeup of my trip for the roemerforum but thought i should throw this in for now.

i would guess that katja easily does ten customers a day.. she hung out downstairs and it was very rarely that you would see her just sitting there.. i entertained the thought of doing her and i'd wander down there and not find her because she was in the room.. she still very much keeps up with the youngsters.. this speaks as well for her talents and her reputation.

we (me and the breadman) were there from the time it opened (1 pm) to just about when it closed and though we had originally planned to go to sudbad after to get in two clubs for the day, we decided to stay put instead.

i spoke briefly to mara and can confirm she is really nice. she's dutch by the way (hence the accent) and she's been there for two years. i remember seeing her when she was just new to the club. none of those younger girls who were in her jahrgang (or baujahr or baureihe, if you want to think of them as cars or locomotives) are there any more though.

[Tony70]

Yes I can see it now, a coffeetable book titled "FKK Architecture" published by art book publishers Taschen.

The only problem for me would be if the book was published and a a journalist asks me "Have you been to an FKK Club before" Now that would let the cat out of the bag.....

[Tony70]

Marlow,

I have been to PHG, Goldentime, Atlantis when it was open and FKK Freude 39 in Bochum and I have to say that I prefer the red flock wallpaper, the red carpet and the darkwood interior has its charms!

Although PHG and GT have a modern feel, you know the large plasma screens, muted interiors and plush furniture, I am more relaxed in Freude 39. PHG feels like rush hour in the evenings; The large space at Freude's is most welcoming. Also couch action happens and no-bats an eyelid, well except me when I have a good stare! And also comfortable sofas!

If I remember some members have asked for wireless internet in theses clubs. Who wants to work when they can relax an unwind!

I am intending one day to photograph FKK architecture and go around some of the clubs before they open for customers. Anyone on good terms with the owners and can help me out?

I remember my early visits to PHG a few of Winter ago. Early afternoon with my robe sitting in the Nachcafe and watching the snow fall outside and the odd girl or two walk by me and feeling very relaxed, priceless. leave your laptops in the office.

[Marlow]

Well, just confirms my opinion that Sudbad is beyond saving.They should close the place. Times and fashion have moved on from the red flock wallpaper, red carpet and classic darkwood furniture kind of brothel.

[Uggabugga]

Reminds me of that old joke about the two hookers having a fight about who to have the highest mileage. One suggested that adding all "her" dicks in a row would reach from Wienna to Rome, when the other replied she could gravel the same way with "her" balls :-)

BTW, I admire proffesionalism and skills in every profession and pussy is no exception i.e. I'm on my way........

[Fly Bob]

Now let's see:

She's say been active for 18 years (37 less 19). If she works twenty days in a month, has ten customers per day, she has had:

18 years times 12 months/year times 20 days/month times 10 customers/day = 43,200 customers.

Jackyo

There is another way to look at this, at 50€ that amounts to 2.160.000€ She could have retired a long time ago. She must love her job.

I do think that she probably does not average 10 sessions per day so the mileage needs to be adjusted back a little.

Either way, she is a really nice person and a good provider for sure.

Bob

[Polar]

Just want to make you all a little envious, and tell that I spent the whole yesterday at Bernds. Arrived just after opening and stayed until 21.30

It was more crowded on a normal Tuesday than I had expected. That was also a comment I got from one of the girls. I thought the germans have vacation in August?

We can all read from the reports that there are different opinions and different flavours of taste. I absolutely don't fancy all the girls that works at Bernds, far from. But what I think I can see is the real focus on making the guests satisfied. I admit that you can find several 9 or 10s in the larger FKKs in Frankfurt, but I still believe that the risk to have a poor session is much much higher in that area as well.

Something that stroke me yesterday was the habit to go to the room with several girls. Two, sometimes three. On one hand this could be something to dream about, but when I think of it, I feel it would be rather confusing. Where should I put my focus? Nevertheless is seems to be popular among the visitiors. Mara told me they had a session the week before with 2 men and 5 women in the room. She had to admit it was slightly complicated to know who did what to whom...

To comment the important side, I had two sessions with Mara that I can live on for a while. Don't have to comment the details, she knows her profession and she is very nice to be with. She suits my personal taste more than well.

This was my third vistit to Bernds, and I feel there is another difference compared to Frankfurt area as well. The girls seems to talk to each other, and also to remember things. In the small talk after the sessions I got the comment "last time you went with Katja". Hey, this was many weeks ago and there have obviously passed quite a few other men since. I have told myself to see the comment as something positiv.

[Whitey2]

Now let's see:

If each customer measured 8", that would be a total of 145,152,000 inches or 12,096,000 feet or 4,032,000 yards.

Is anyone interested in doing a metric conversion?

Zounds! Don't know about metric conversion, but 4,032,000 yard = 2,290 miles! That's one long stretch of pecker. That would also be enough of a pile of accompanying rubbers to make into several sets of Goodyear tires. Of course, we 8"+++ mongers might drive up the mileage considerably

[Jackyo]

that's intresting. How much they reduce to the entrance fees?

The entrance fee has been cut in half but as I wrote only until the 21st, only if you are a registered Roemerforum member and only if you register in the "Verabredungseck" that you are coming.

[Xavier Yves]

I'll mention this here because Sudbad and Bernds are sister clubs.

Sudbad is running a 1/2 reduced entry fee for Roemerforum registered members until the 21st of May.

It does not apply to the entry fee at Bernds.

You need to be a registered Roemerforum member.

You need to post at the "Verabredungseck" before 5:00 o'clock on the day you are going so they know to expect you.

that's intresting. How much they reduce to the entrance fees?

[Jackyo]

I'll mention this here because Sudbad and Bernds are sister clubs.

Sudbad is running a 1/2 reduced entry fee for Roemerforum registered members until the 21st of May.

It does not apply to the entry fee at Bernds.

You need to be a registered Roemerforum member.

You need to post at the "Verabredungseck" before 5:00 o'clock on the day you are going so they know to expect you.

[Henio]

When they enter the room, he lies face down and waits to see what she does. If she says: "Hey, are you here to sleep?" or "You're lying down the wrong way", she's there to do business and thats it.

If instead, she goes with the flow and she offers a massage or starts caressing or kissing his back, you've found someone who is genuinely service oriented and is worth booking for a longer time.

hehe, this is excatly what I like to do. Sometimes it confuses the hell out of'em. I like to do it with a twist, like "no I don't like massage, I am just not in the mood for sex right now, do you mind singing for me" and then light a cigarette or something stupid just to see how they handle the situation. It can be fun to play these little tricks.

Chivaz

[Jackyo]

Now let's see:

She's say been active for 18 years (37 less 19). If she works twenty days in a month, has ten customers per day, she has had:

18 years times 12 months/year times 20 days/month times 10 customers/day = 43,200 customers. Bernds is closed on weekends, one musn't forget.

If each time she has a session each customer pumps her 60 strokes per minute for seven minutes, that would amount to 420 strokes per customer or 18,144,000 strokes in total over the past 18 years.

If each customer measured 8", that would be a total of 145,152,000 inches or 12,096,000 feet or 4,032,000 yards.

Is anyone interested in doing a metric conversion?

[Kingwenslas]

I hope you are only asking this out of idle, intellectual curiosity . It was certainly the last thing on my mind at the time. Having said that, it did occur to me that she must be very good and happy at Bernd’s if she’s been there that long.

And Jackyo, now that you mention it, yes, her name is Katja. She’s everything you said (and a little bit more). I feel a lot better now that I have her name again.

Kingwenslas