FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Wanking]

The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls.

I wonder how many thousands of cocks she has had in her??

[Jackyo]

After a lovely lunch, sunbathe and beer I was back in the game. The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face. I am sure that Investor would argue with my “voluptuous” description and call her plump (no offence, mate). The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?

Kingwenslas

Could this have been Katja? She's a fixture there. I first met her when the Sankt Augustine-Meindorf club was open. When that closed she moved to Bernds.

She's Russian, tall, with nice curves, wide ass. She's definitely older but has a nice face.. and a great attitude.

You only need to have one blowjob from a stunningly attractive girl whose heart is not in it to know what I mean.

If you pick a girl simply based on the way she looks you can be in for a disappointment.

If you spot a stunningly beautiful girl, my advice is to sit and watch first. If the other customers don't approach her, its because they know something you don't know.

If she does get a customer, make note of the time they go to the room and the time she gets back. There are women who want to turn tricks as quickly as they can and if she is one of them, avoid her like the plague.

There is nothing that is more of a turnoff than having a totally "lustlos" experience.

Its happened enough to me.

You step into the room, she spreads her towel on the bed and then she bundles up her hair with a rubberband. Then she makes you lie down face up and she administer a so-so blowjob. She won't consider any other activity (going down on her, for example, or just intensive kissing). When you are stiff enough, she lies down and you are supposed to get on top. A couple of artificial moans and sighs and you are supposed to come. She won't even consider any other positions, certainly doesn't want to get on top because that means she needs to exert effort. Or if she gets on top she kind of rocks with you inside her, doesn't want to do any real inside-out action. When you finally come, she gets up without saying a word, wraps a towel around her and thats the end of that. She won't give you a second shot even if you've booked her for longer.

What I dislike the most is the "hand-wrapped-around-the-dick" procedure just so the condom doesn't fall off. I understand the concern and I can deal with it but it doesn't contribute to a spontaneous, adventurous athmosphere.

There is no foreplay, sometimes no conversation. You crack a few jokes, make some comments and she doesn't react. There is nothing more unsexy than a dumb woman (or one who can't understand you or who doesn't want to make an effort to understand you). Sex is a form of human interaction and communication is a part of it.

I speak better German than some of the foreign women so sometimes I find myself explaining to them what certain words mean.

Give me someone instead who has a sense of humor, a sense of adventure, is into her work and wants to enjoy it too. If she comes or wants to come, thats a plus. She has to have something to say too.

Since finding someone who is like this is difficult, if I find a girl I like I tend to go back to her during my club visit rather than sample the rest of the selection. Why take that chance the chemistry isn't there?

Clubfreund from the Roemerforum has a test to see if a girl is worth booking for a long time or not. Its called the CF Test after him and its a link on the upper right side of their website.

When they enter the room, he lies face down and waits to see what she does. If she says: "Hey, are you here to sleep?" or "You're lying down the wrong way", she's there to do business and thats it.

If instead, she goes with the flow and she offers a massage or starts caressing or kissing his back, you've found someone who is genuinely service oriented and is worth booking for a longer time.

[Nick The G]

The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face.

The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?

You had an encounter with the much praised russian ”queen” Katja!!

[Kingwenslas]

First of all, to Investor and Jackyo, it’s interesting what you are saying. Everyone is different and has different tastes. I am firmly of the view that looks are not important in sexual enjoyment, as long as the girl is attractive enough to make you feel horny in the first place. You only need to have one blowjob from a stunningly attractive girl whose heart is not in it to know what I mean.

I also think your age is important relative to the girl’s. I find now at the age of 39 that I can find women up to the age of 45 sexually attractive, whereas maybe 10 years ago I would not have.

But yes, you are making a valid point just in case people think they will find stunningly attractive young girls at Bernd’s who give the same level of service as the older girls. But there is something about the maturity of the older girls which the youngsters just cannot match.

For the record, I would define a youngster as someone 23 and younger. The girls who give the best service are over 30. Granted, this is obviously a complete generalisation.

Now, on with my report. I was travelling with my friend Noskin. We arrived early and waited in the car until 1pm. In rather a German way, several cars and taxis converged on the property at exactly 1 o’clock and so we made our way in to find things in full swing.

As is normal on a visit to an fkk, we both decided to get laid quickly and ask questions later.

My first was Monica, the 32 year old Hungarian who had been snatched away from me on a previous visit. Had a fantastic time with her. What I liked the most was her blowjob technique. She would scratch my balls and finger my arsehole whilst sucking my cock, or different variations thereof.

The only thing to criticise is that she did not swallow my cum, suggesting instead a condom for blowjob to completion. At the end she triumphally declared that she had “sucked me dry” – a fact I couldn’t argue with.

After a lovely lunch, sunbathe and beer I was back in the game. The girl I chose next was from Kaliningrad, has worked at Bernd’s for 11 years or so and is one of their longest serving girls. She is 37 and has a voluptuous body with a pretty face. I am sure that Investor would argue with my “voluptuous” description and call her plump (no offence, mate). The problem is, I absolutely cannot remember her name. Please, please, can someone reading this put me out of my misery?

By late afternoon the place was quite busy with a 5 minute wait for rooms. This girl’s favourite sex location was the room without a door down in the cellar, such that everyone in the bar could observe. Being British I was reluctant to try it here, but when you have a throbbing hard-on with a willing girl gazing into your eyes it doesn’t take long to concur. Also had a very good session. This girl’s strength was her kissing. Unfortunately she didn’t swallow either, but I was left extremely satisfied.

My third pop was an attractive 25 year old Polish girl called Anna. She said she had been there a month, and would like to stay. It’s a few days now since last Wednesday and I can’t remember the details of what happened. But it must have been good as I had her again for my fourth and final session of the day. She didn’t swallow the first time, but did the second time.

Anyway, in conclusion we both had a perfect day out, with top quality sex at a reasonable price and we will certainly both be going back when time allows. I will try and get Noskin to write his own report. Oh, and I have just realised there is a “Travel Plans and Announcements” section which I should have used on a previous post, so apologies for that.

Kingwenslas

[Jackyo]

I've been reading a lot of praising on Bernd. I couldn't resist posting some of my fair and balance view about this club. I just want those newbies to know that if you are looking for model looking faces and playboy body type of women, you would be dissapointed like I did the first time here. In my eyes, most of the girls here are in the 5 - 6 range. Occasionally, you'll see a 7. I've been to this club few times hoping to meet a hot one, but I've never ever seen anyone who is higher than 7. You see. I'm an extremely visual person. A chic rated 5 or 6 can give me the best BJ in the world, but I have a tough time getting hard and enjoying it. It seems like my body is mentally or visually rejecting it or something. On the other hand, if I see a naked 9 or 8, I pretty much immediately get a hard on even before she touches me. This club just doesn't do it for me as much, granted that its service is generally pretty good.

This club's selection is skewed either really young (18 or 19) or older but experienced. In the older and experienced category, some of the women look like hookers, which is a turnoff for me. I'm not into heavy tatoos or piercings (a number of them have them).

What this club has going for it is its "anything goes" athmosphere. And the women aren't clock watchers (typically, anyway).

The typical scene, by the way, is a customer is in his advanced years making out with an 18 or 19 year old on the couch.

The Roemerforum guys keep saying: the better looking women typically do not offer good services because they don't have to try very hard, the lower rated ones have to make up for their looks with better services.

The Germans have an equivalent expression to "all that glistens isn't gold".

So if every now and then you pick a 5 or a 6 in a club who typically is on the sidelines because she can't make the visual cut, she just might surprise you service-wise.

You sometimes would do well to give a dog a bone every now and then.

I had an extremely erotic experience with a redheaded Ruhrpottmaedel on the couch here once. She wasn't a 9 or a 10 but she had a way of using her hands and rubbing herself against me which had me come though we weren't actually having sex (at least there was no penetration). It was like a long extended wet dream. Later, I took her into a room to do the dirty deed but I still remember her simply because I'd never had couch action like that anywhere.

I intend to do a drop by late next week combined with a trip to Sudbad just to see what that club is all about.

[MoneySign]

I'm a frequent lurker here but a first time poster. I've been going to FKKs few times a year pretty much for the past 6 years.

I've been reading a lot of praising on Bernd. I couldn't resist posting some of my fair and balance view about this club. I just want those newbies to know that if you are looking for model looking faces and playboy body type of women, you would be dissapointed like I did the first time here. In my eyes, most of the girls here are in the 5 - 6 range. Occasionally, you'll see a 7. I've been to this club few times hoping to meet a hot one, but I've never ever seen anyone who is higher than 7. You see. I'm an extremely visual person. A chic rated 5 or 6 can give me the best BJ in the world, but I have a tough time getting hard and enjoying it. It seems like my body is mentally or visually rejecting it or something. On the other hand, if I see a naked 9 or 8, I pretty much immediately get a hard on even before she touches me. This club just doesn't do it for me as much, granted that its service is generally pretty good.

... 50€ at Bernds is for a single session with a girl. This basically entails some couch action and a reasonable time in the room anywhere near 30 minutes (can often be up to about 40-45 minutes). BHasically as long as it takes for you to cum (so if you cum 2 or 3 times and go for 45 minutes expect it to DEFINITELY count as 2 rooms).

I'm not sure about the "as long as it takes for you to cum". I visited Bernd last year. I had a session with this girl Nadine who's German about 24 y/o 5'4" dirty blond with tan skin and A/B cup. After spending about 5 minutes with her on the couch, we went into the room. (I always wore a watch and look at it in front of her just so she know I kind of keep track of the time.) About 20 to 25 minutes later, she reminded me that time's almost up. I didn't even cum yet. She explained to me that the 5 minutes couch action would count toward the total 30 minutes. That started kind of turning me off little bit. I then politely and gentlemanly asked if it's ok to finish with CIM. She said no. I smiled and gave her a hug and said "danke". That's pretty much how the session ended without cumming.

If the girl has CIM in her repertoir - that means if she offers it as a service ( but not all girls who work there do) . then it is included in the 50€ room charge. Again, not all women offer CIM, and the session going overtime without strict adherence to the clock are not givens. They belong to the clubs credo of good service..

If I were a girl working there, I probably wouldn't allow CIM either. Why bother? What is it in for me? There is no incentive to do CIM, especially to the non-local guys.

[Kingwenslas]

Hi Guys,

With reference to my previous post about my next Bernd’s visit on Thursday 11th May, it looks like it will now be this Wednesday 10th May and I will be coming from the north, if anyone would like a ride in the car. Please PM me.

Kingwenslas

[Fly Bob]

The reservation option on the webpage doesn't appear to be working, but there's an e-mail option.
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Whitey2,

I stayed here a couple of months ago. Like everyone has said it is small, clean and friendly. I think there was only one other guest the night I was there. Don't arrive too early. I had a hard time finding someone to check in at 12:00. They were exceptionally friendly and the breakfast was excellent.

I made my reservation on the internet. I don't remember how but try sending an email if the reservation link does not work. This link is for some agency that handles the reservations for them. So, just send the email and give that a try.

Bob

[Whitey2]

Thanks, guys, for all the good info. I'll definitely give it a try next time I'm in Germany. Three minutes' walk to Bernds, 35 euro fare, excellent eats, free parking - what more could you ask?

To add my own info to this subject, the website for Hotel Reuter (I'm pretty sure I have the right one) is below. Pics of the food are on the site - apparently everybody's right about how good it is. Certainly LOOKS good! The reservation option on the webpage doesn't appear to be working, but there's an e-mail option.

http://www.restaurant-reuter.de.vu/

Also, here is a pic of the place (if I can get it to post):

http://web21.maxsyncron.org/restaura...fa6f/d000.html

[Stimpson]

I have stayed there many times. It is small, but it is clean, quiet, and the breakfast is quite good. It is also located one block from a bus stop which will take you directly to the train station, which saves you even more money compared to taking a cab.

Stimpson

[Jackyo]

Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.

This hotel is cool. It is rustic and basic but the owner is the same guy who delivers food to Bernds (which by the way, is very good). I'd park my car here and walk to Bernds and when it closes walk back to the hotel. I'd not stay anywhere else if I were going to Bernds. And the price is right.

[Koelnermatze]

Hi!

I usually stay at Hotel Reuter after having spent a day in the Schieferhof. Of course you cannot expect a 5star HiltonHotel but the rooms are pretty simple and clean. I would not recommend to spend your holidays in that hotel but one night is fine!

The breakfast is prepared by the owner himself and is simply excellent.

Best regards,

Koelnermatze

Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.

[Val Yodel]

Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.

To stay at Reuter is very common for Schieferhof-visitors, they are welcome

Also Reuter is supplier of the food /buffet at Bernd´s.

It is in 3 minutes walking distance of the club, the rooms are clean, your key is for an extra entrance of the guesthouse, no reception to pass. The breakfast is famous, for 35 Eur you can´t get better value.

Val

[Whitey2]

Has anyone stayed at the Hotel Reuter, close to Bernds? They have a website (if in fact I'm looking at the correct website), but the building looks a little small and rustic. Looks like 35 euro single, though. Could put up with a little rustic for that kind of jack. Thinking ahead about my next vacation.

[Akibono]

Oh well.. this sometimes happens.

I remember a really cool tall blonde with a nice figure at Dolce Vita in D'dorf. Nice to look at but she was a little too much into getting the dirty deed done, too mechanical.

A friend who knew her when she was just new in the profession said she was quite something else then.. so people change.

I find that when women first enter the business many hope to make a bit of money and marry the boyfriend of their dreams and live happily ever after. Unfortunately, most of these relationships fail and the money is wasted. Then they feel they must return to their job and earn a living. Thus, the change in attitude. I can understand how the initial attention and money may be attractive to a new girl and how they will be disappointed when they realize that the men are only there for their needs and most really don't care what happens to the girl. It's sad to realize you are being used and discarded. I still remember the ones that were particularly nice, but I suspect I am in the minority.