FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Sirioja]

Returned to Bernd's for the first time since around 2018. Prior to 2018 I visited on several occasions, particularly around 2000-2015.

Back then it was my favorite and I would drive from Frankfurt just to spend a few hours. The mood was great, the girls were varied and engaging. There was also a good vibe with the regular girls who were a sort of tight knit group. Fast forward to today, a Tuesday, between 4-8 PM. Five girls and a sausage fest of several more men standing around. I managed sessions with two of them, a Romanian and a healthy big breasted German. It got the job done. However, the general atmosphere was a bummer. One of the skinny girls was young Romanian with botox lips and a perpetual frown.

The German said they are closing in a month or so and are looking for a replacement site. The closure was mandated by the city based on a new rule that Sauna Clubs in Cologne need to be an an industrial zoned area, not in the suburbs where the kids can see grandpa going to the fun factory to blow a load.

I may be transiting through Cologne again around September 12, but may try someplace else. Any suggestions??

Thanks.

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[Mahaba]

Returned to Bernd's for the first time since around 2018. Prior to 2018 I visited on several occasions, particularly around 2000-2015.

Back then it was my favorite and I would drive from Frankfurt just to spend a few hours. The mood was great, the girls were varied and engaging. There was also a good vibe with the regular girls who were a sort of tight knit group. Fast forward to today, a Tuesday, between 4-8 PM. Five girls and a sausage fest of several more men standing around. I managed sessions with two of them, a Romanian and a healthy big breasted German. It got the job done. However, the general atmosphere was a bummer. One of the skinny girls was young Romanian with botox lips and a perpetual frown.

The German said they are closing in a month or so and are looking for a replacement site. The closure was mandated by the city based on a new rule that Sauna Clubs in Cologne need to be an an industrial zoned area, not in the suburbs where the kids can see grandpa going to the fun factory to blow a load.

I may be transiting through Cologne again around September 12, but may try someplace else. Any suggestions??

Thanks.

[Neurosynth]

Likely around 400,000 - 500,000 Euros.

https://www.immobilienscout24.de

Search for: Schieferhof, 53773 Hennef (Sieg) - Knzenhohn

Depends on whether they renovate it to look like a residence or sell "as is".

I can easily see 100,000 euros to turn it into a residence.

Thanks!

If I was rich I’d buy it and leave it as is. It's full of the ghosts of fucking past.

[Mahaba]

Any idea what that property will go for? I'm assuming it won't be replaced with anything commercial.

Likely around 400,000 - 500,000 Euros.

https://www.immobilienscout24.de

Search for: Schieferhof, 53773 Hennef (Sieg) - Knzenhohn

Depends on whether they renovate it to look like a residence or sell "as is".

I can easily see 100,000 euros to turn it into a residence.

[Neurosynth]

Any idea what that property will go for? I'm assuming it won't be replaced with anything commercial.

[Mahaba]

Yes, whenever I ask Connie about the new location. And I've heard others asking same question. Her standard answer is: check the website.

I am also planning a return visit in a week or so. I always enjoyed the atmosphere. Its my go-to FKK and has been for years. I've been to several over the years and Bernds is the most relaxed and enjoyable. I was particularly impressed with how they treat senior citizens there to see their favorite girl. I observed the kindness and assistance. All part of the friendly and relaxing atmosphere.

My two cents.

[Smoke Light]

Connie, the thekefrau had no info about any new location.

Yes, whenever I ask Connie about the new location. And I've heard others asking same question. Her standard answer is: check the website.

[Sucker17]

I'm hoping to make my last visit to the iconic Hof location around August 8-10. Does anyone know if they have any planned closures around that time? Last year I visited abut a week later than that time to find a sign on the door stating that they were closed for a few days, and I want to avoid that, especially as I may be trying to book a room at Hotel Reuter ahead of time. Thanks in advance!

You can continue visit them, as no closures were signalled during my last visit Friday, and I really mean last visit as the official closure date is scheduled to the 22nd of Sep! Connie, the thekefrau had no info about any new location.

[Ibn Buttita]

I'm hoping to make my last visit to the iconic Hof location around August 8-10. Does anyone know if they have any planned closures around that time? Last year I visited abut a week later than that time to find a sign on the door stating that they were closed for a few days, and I want to avoid that, especially as I may be trying to book a room at Hotel Reuter ahead of time. Thanks in advance!

[OlgaVaz]

Took a cab from the Siegburg train station weekday afternoon. My third visit to Bernd's. Paid 70 e at entry counter and EMMA showed me to the lockers. Did a quick shower and walked around. I saw about 7 ladies and 4 patrons. Had a few drinks and sat next to EMMA upstairs by the bar. My German is non-existant but luckily she spoke a bit of English. Within 5 minutes she had my dick in her mouth. I suggested a room and had a great time with those big tits. Relaxed a bit, ate the okay food that absolutely no one else was eating. I really wish they would offer larger cups as I had to engage the house mom like 10 times throughout my 4 hour stay. I went outside for the first time of any visit (even though it was slightly rainy) and hung out with a gentleman and his lady friend. Met an older, heavier but friendliest woman downstairs on the sofa. Can't remember her name but she told me she is Turkish but grew up in Germany. Spent quality, sweaty time with her. Great service. Paid at departure. I always have a hard time getting a cab back to the station at night. In fact, this time after the cab dropped me off, I found out my train was cancelled due to high winds. Took me 4 hours to get back to Frankfurt.

[Maxime]

End of September it will close for sure on that location. New location still not found, so don't expect a seamless re-opening elsewhere.

[Jack Andy42]

Entry 70 is very expensive for looks and foods, but You don t need to go to RTC. Usual girls rate is 50/30 , til 35/40 mn if You are a bit skillful.

Yes, totally agree, entry is a bit overrated for the size and amenities, spending the entire day here can get really boring. Also, the area is so remote that nothing worth seeing is close by so you only go there for one thing.

The only good thing going for the club is standard service and no upcharges or surprises which can be a downer even with Viagra. The food is really terrible, the service providers are not the best lookers either but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Does anyone have any clue on when the club will relocate? It was mentioned that it would happen during Fall 2023, but any details yet? Perhaps that could change things.

TIA.

[Sirioja]

Do the same damage as before these days. ?How much for 60 mts service? Wish to visit one more time before it is being closed.

Entry 70 is very expensive for looks and foods, but You don t need to go to RTC. Usual girls rate is 50/30 , til 35/40 mn if You are a bit skillful.

[Thampi62]

Pricing remains as before the pandemic. 70 Euros entry, plus 50 per room. Service levels also unchanged.

Do the same damage as before these days. ?How much for 60 mts service? Wish to visit one more time before it is being closed.

[Wry Cooter]

Drove over to the Hof and walked in shortly after 1 pm. The parking lot a couple doors down was nearly full and as I approached saw a gentleman approaching from the other parking lot further down the road. The official opening time is 1 pm but it seems a lot of guys will show up before that (12 noon? 12:30?) and Conny likely opens it up to them if the ladies inside are all ready to work. I was informed by NADJA when we were in the room that the owners are actively looking for a new location for their operation and will announce it on their website if they are successful in finding a place. As far as she knows, the plan is for Bernd's to live on, just in a different location. I'm glad to know that the legend might live on...

Present today: MARIA (Bu. 30's lots of tattoos, big breasts, looking very tan with lightened and curly hair), CLEO (Po. 30's-40's, tall brunette, still a pistol, likes to joke around, a big personality), ERIKA (Ro? Short thicc blonde who is also the masseuse and therefore barely wears that smock), BIANKA (or Bianca. Ro. Early to mid 20's slim and cute with dyed blonde hair, I think she resembles the American actress Anna Faris), ANNI (Ro. Prob 30's. Super tall & slim brunette looks like she has new boobs, seems super friendly), EMMA (Ro. Prob late 20's. Big boned, blessed with big bosom, very soft skin, she reminds me of those cornfed Midwest American college girls), NADJA (Ro. Early 20's slim but with some nice curves on her body, pretty face, a couple prominent tattoos including a sun / moon on her left thigh) , ANNA (have read that she is Rus. Very distracting puffy lips from injections, young prob early 20's with a decent body), ALEXA (late 30's with saggy boobs, a little more olive skinned, not my type but I get the impression she gives great service), and TINA (Ro. Early 20's, slim and pretty, I roomed with her about a year ago). She informed me that her friend LAVINIA is currently on holiday, just my luck.

Lots of patrons today but never felt crowded. I heard a couple American accents and chatted a bit with one of the gentleman. Mostly German guys flying solo but here was a small groupd of Dutch guys who were enjoying their afternoon chatting and then going to the rooms. The ladies were typically busy but not too busy. I partook in a threesome with NADJA and EMMA. And has a lovely round bottom and very tight perky be's while E has much larger, almost thick pancakes for breasts that are fun to grope, similar to Maria's. It was great watching them go down on me while we were making out on the couch and then again in the room when I asked them to give me some "dueling harmonicas". I like to get a little naughty for the main event but they were very accomodating and informed me of the cost of extras before we began. Second room was with BIANKA who doesn't seem too friendly in the living room or hallways but if you say Hello, and chat for a bit, then request some private time she knows how to flip the switch and put on a good show with lots of eye contact. Also very accomodating to my request Great little body on her. Lovely little arse and wonderful breasts which she placed in my mouth. I'd say the best young perky breasts are a 3-way tie between Nadja, Bianka, and Tina. Didn't have the strength for a 3rd session but it probably would've been Tina. Perhaps next time I can get her and Lavinia for a trio. Or Nadja & Bianka.

In the little dining room they had something resembling Turkey a la King, which is basically a turkey pot pie without the pie crust. Also, very tasty meatballs that were probably cooked in the same creamy white Rahmsosse that the turkey was cooked in, and some hearty potatoes on the side. Yogurt, cold cuts, cheeses, and cake were also available. It's not going to win any awards but it's hearty and decent enough to nourish you if you plan to be there for 5-8 hours.

I'm tempted to possibly go back again tomorrow but may go visit Luderland in Leverkusen instead as I make my back up to Dusseldorf and Bochum.