FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Neurosynth]

To the extent some of the below are responses to a question I posted. . .

Well DUH! Of course I'm polite, treat the women as actual people, am generally upbeat and funny, and I'm especially groomed and clean and mouth-washed and so on to the max. This is the kind of advice that doesn't really help because those who aren't already doing all of that probably won't start just because something they read on a message board struck them like an epiphany.

As it turns out I think my problem was simply that I was asking the wrong women. I only asked two about AO, and stopped there. Some do, and some don't, and I just happened to ask two that don't.

[Ortos]

If this is something you prefer, you might get better results going on a paid tour where guides have more knowledge about who does what.

Please don't make me throw up!

[Downandup]

Is it true that all extras are included in the 50 euros?

AO is an extra 50 if the girl provides it, not all of them do and that was as of September.

[Derk]

As per Rob's comments, the way you treat the ladies here and the rapport you build with them has a much greater impact than how you look. Being a regular though does help as that gives them the chance to get to know you a bit better.

From personal experience and visiting Bernd's for over two decades guys need to consider personal hygiene when trying to make points. Using mouth wash, showering more rather than less often. Cologne and deodorant all need to be incorporated. Plus manners and common sense. I can't tell you how many times I've seen one of the women roll her eyes at a guest behind his back when they miss these things. While you would not expect to have to tell men to do these things you'd be surprised how many women complain about it.

I had a conversation with the manager not too long ago about CIM (come in mouth) and if it was offered to all guests which she responded "no". It depends on the guest, if they're clean, well mannered etc certainly yes. AO while not recommended is something that can happen at any club, really depends on money and how well the gal knows you. Show her some respect, treat her well and she might bring it up. While not all women will even consider it some women are known for it. If this is something you prefer, you might get better results going on a paid tour where guides have more knowledge about who does what.

[Sebastiane]

I've avoided this place in the past because of the perceived lack of optificks but the continuous great reports have changed my mind!! Will try to go ASAP.

Is it true that all extras are included in the 50 euros?

[Jack Andy42]

I guess you are neither French / Belgian / Dutch / Italian. What do you exactly mean from an ethnic point of view? The differences between those and others like you?

No negatively impact on any of those ethnicity; I have been to several couch days and it gets old after time. Is all I meant.

Any notions of an orgy should be dispelled, it is nothing special.

Chill dude, no need to get all worked up about race and ethnicity, this is not about that.

[Ibn Buttita]

It takes me a long time to write my "what did you do over the summer" school essay, sorry!

On July 4 weekend this summer I made a mini rail journey to a few FKKs, not an ideal time considering the historic heatwave and what it meant for rail transport (signal malfunctions, delays, poor or absent air conditioning). Nothing that could derail my FKK visits though.

First I made it back to Bernd's early this summer after a few years away. Coming from Frankfurt airport I think it's one of the easiest clubs to reach, in some ways a better journey than to World and others in the FFM area. I again checked in to Hotel Reuter for the night; I love the idea of just walking home at night after a busy FKK night. The owner remembered me and surely knew my game plan when he told me about getting in after hours.

As I completed my stroll over to Bernd's I was greeted at the door by a slender, sexy girl, one of the younger ones, named Maria. After a beer and assessing who was available (8 girls or so on this Friday evening) I took Maria to the room. I spent a good portion of the hour eating her pussy, and after a solid fuck she returned the oral favor and I came in her mouth.

Only one really grabbed my attention, a fairly petite blonde with nice curves, who I spotted in the main bar room. I sat with Maria and asked her about her and where she was from; she told me Tina from Romania, but I could not believe it. Tina had been one of my best girls at Bernd's in the past, but I remembered a taller brunette hair dye and shorter shoes made the difference I guess.

Out back in the garden with another beer and some food, I appreciated the relaxed, friendly atmosphere as several of the girls lounging with a few guests in the long midsummer daylight. When Tina came out back I sat next to her to get reacquainted, and she asked why I had been asking Maria about her. I enjoyed the reunion, even more when she agreed to join me and Maria in a threesome. The two of them worked very well together, especially in giving joint attention to my cock. I finished with Tina riding me cowgirl.

With Maria leaving for the night soon after, I decided to get together again with Tina, who wins marks for one of the most charming FKK women I've met, She didn't hold it against me that I had misremembered her. She did fuck me quite well, so much so that I again filled the condom boning her, which I regretted later as cumming Tina's mouth on my earlier visit is a highlight memory of mine, one I missed replicating this time. Calling it a night, I headed back to Reuter to get a good night sleep before my next day's first destination, Elsdorf for Babylon.

[Tobyg]

Hey Rob, thanks for the lowdown! I'd probably never get picked. I'm not hideous or anything, but I'd assume the girls go for regulars or hard-bodied younger guys.

As per Rob's comments, the way you treat the ladies here and the rapport you build with them has a much greater impact than how you look. Being a regular though does help as that gives them the chance to get to know you a bit better.

[Neurosynth]

By the way, even though I've been to Bernd's a number of times I've yet to break through to AO service.

Any hints as to who goes this way would be most welcome. Probably best to go to private message for this?

[Rob Raunch]

Hey Rob, thanks for the lowdown! I'd probably never get picked. I'm not hideous or anything, but I'd assume the girls go for regulars or hard-bodied younger guys.

Hi NS,

I am nor young nor hardbodied (being in my fifties and slightly overweight, ahemmmm 10 kg) so there might be hope for you yet but what helps in my opinion is that I like to communicate with working-girls in a very respectfull considerate way. I see some men in clubs treating girls like "fresh meat" and girls do not deserve that. Yes, we pay them for sexual favors but they are still women, still like compliments, still like a normal conversation. "Just being nice" probably scores me the bonus-points I need for compensating my lack of male-modeling-talents.

But then, maybe it was just plain luck!

Have Fun!

[Neurosynth]

Hey Rob, thanks for the lowdown! I'd probably never get picked. I'm not hideous or anything, but I'd assume the girls go for regulars or hard-bodied younger guys.

[Rob Raunch]

So on "couch days" how are the lucky guys chosen for freebies? And how is it determined which girls will go with them?

Hi Neurosynth,

I was at the Couchday last week Friday and I was a very happy man!

I was treated to a royal threesome which made my day. But to start with answering your question (as I understood from the girls): some clubs hire actors to make a nice (sex) show in a club (I have seen a few in my times). The music starts, a nice blond langhaired woman enters gets on the podium and her body-builder-friend dances with her, rips her clothes of and "fucks" her where she has her (fake) orgasm. All is done in 10-15 minutes. At Bernds the management thought "why pay actors for fake sex when we have lots of men and women that can have real sex instead". So, nearly every hour they give one or two girls a coupon to have sex with a man of HER choice (yepppp, on a couchday the girls select the men). There is only one rule: you have to have sex in the open on the couch "till the end" (so, this is not for the shy!) Last Friday there were lots of single programs and 2 or three double programs (threesomes) on the couch.

I was a very lucky guy because Steffie and Julia decided to pop my cherrie (when it comes to public sex) on the livingroom-couch. They attacked me as a duo when Steffie asked me if I was up for a threesome with Julia (the parttime masseuse). Now, normally I don't go all the way on the couch (I go to a room) but this was couchday and there were TWO girls asking if would like to have sex with them without charging any money. What would you do?

It took me about 0. 3 seconds to say yes and it took Steffie 0. 5 seconds to stick her tongue in my mouth. BOY!, the first thrirty seconds my brain registered 3 men sitting down on the couch in front of me and I thought "the judges have come to score my efforts" but Julia opened my towel and I lost contact with the outside world. Two very nice women working as a team to satisfy my needs, I never noticed anyone else in the room for the rest of the journey these women took me on. They changed places the whole time: while one was working my upper body, the other one was working my lower body (so to speak). It was overwhelming. Time flew and after a few rounds I lost control of the situation. I tried to push the brakes but my brain wasn't the one deciding anymore, I orgasmed like if I had to paint the ceiling WOW! I decided then and there that this was not going to be the last threesome with these ladies!

A few hours later I had one more session with Maria (she was very popular that day but I managed to catch her on the stairs), we went to the green room where we had sex against the wall (never touched the bed once) very nice!

It was a bit crowded on that day, but I had some very nice talks with men from the US, Germany and Holland (downstairs at the bar). We talked about experiences here and in other clubs (some of them are visiting this club for more than 20 years!) We al agreed, the sex is different here; more relaxed, less "sex-factory".

Needless to say when I left the club around 10 that evening it was with a very big smile on my face (and money left in my pocket). Will I go to the next Couchday? You can count on it!

Have fun.

[Neurosynth]

So on "couch days" how are the lucky guys chosen for freebies? And how is it determined which girls will go with them?

[JackHammer0]

You may be lucky.

Please go and report back what you see and do.

I visited Bernd's as planned back during the first week of July. I was very jet lagged, but it was the only time I had available to visit given my very tight schedule. Thanks to this forum and pictures online, I was able to take the bus from Bonn and find the place with no trouble (I transferred buses once).

It was my first time to any FKK, but it did not feel strange. It was a cozy, welcoming atmosphere that made me feel at ease right away. After checking in, I was given a quick tour and took a shower, put on the towel and sandals, and had some lunch (I was pretty hungry). I then went to the main living room area after walking the basement.

It is true that few girls present were good looking and young. I personally found only two to be attractive, Carmen and Maria. Carmen was a blonde and very friendly from the start, plus I had read in this forum about her amazing oral skills (which is mainly why I picked Bernd's, as I had always had a fantasy about getting deep throat and cumming down the girls throat). So as soon as I sat down on the couch, it was next to her. We made some very brief chit chat, and then she started me off with some French kissing. There were another two men sitting on the couches with girls next to them, all older gentlemen. I knew what was up (again, thanks to this forum), so I didn't mind their presence. I think they were looking and pretending not to look, which was a bit of a turn on. As Carmen twisted her tongue with mine, my cock started throbbing and lifting my towel up with each pulse. Carmen then said "blowjob now?" and with a grin and no hesitation, I said "yes, please!

I didn't even have to ask for a deep throat; after some sucking to lube my hard cock, she started going down deep. As I felt close to orgasm, I begged "don't stop," and she stopped and looked up saying "stop? Want to move to room now?" to which I replied "no, I said don't stop, please continue!" and she went right back to sucking with great passion. I felt that tell-tale tingling in my balls and a few moments later, filled her mouth with my semen. A dream come true! Literally! While still sitting on the couch with 4 strangers. She reached for a tissue and spat into it, I thanked her for giving me the best head of my life, bar none, and then went to take a shower.

After showering, my jet lag was really getting to me, so I went to the basement after a drink, and went into the small room designated for resting. An hour later, I thought I was ready for some more fun, and took Maria to a room. Unfortunately, despite her best efforts, my jet lag (and having emptied my balls into Carmen's mouth only an hour ago), conspired to not let me come. I was able to get hard, but it didn't last too long and I was unable to finish. Maria did her part, though. She lacked the sense of personal level involvement Carmen provided, but she tried very hard to help me finish, sadly unsuccessfully.

After taking another two hours to recover, I felt I was ready for more. I was lucky in finding Carmen again. All the couches on the first floor were busy, so went to a room. I intended to fuck her proper, but we started off with her wonderful, delightful blowjob again, and I decided there was no point in fighting it; I can fuck other women anywhere, but women with a cute face like Carmen, who can really suck a cock and take it deep in their throats, are very rare. In fact, having found none before her or since, I saw no reason not to shoot in her mouth again. So when that tingling in my balls came back, I told her how good she was at that, and again came in her mouth like there was no tomorrow. My God, that woman can suck a dick! I only wish I could go see her again, but alas, the chances of my visiting Germany again (and Bonn in particular) soon are very, very slim.

I showered, checked out, and took the bus back to Bonn. I had a wonderful time, and hope I can go back again someday!

[Dreams]

Couch does get over-rated, mostly by the French / Italian / Dutch / Belgian visitors. It's not a f-fest you typically imagine but you do see a couple hit it off occasionally, typically after dark.

JA

I guess you are neither French / Belgian / Dutch / Italian. What do you exactly mean from an ethnic point of view? The differences between those and others like you?