FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Syzygies]

Bernds is a club where usually stuff like public sex is the norm. There is no need for Dirty deeds done in dank dark places. You can do the deeds pretty much anywhere including while you are having a hard liquor drink at the bar.

Why not come to Oase with pretty young girls? You can definitely do dirty deeds with the right girl in public, and it won't be normal! E. g. Sabina has a stunning body and pulsing pussy and is not shy. You will have plenty of Italians to cheer you on loudly. LOL. She will fuck in the "dark places" no problem as long as its not a place against the club rules. I have seen her fucking by the poolside. There are some other wild girls and good looking too. There are also some pretty awesome service girls, when you know who they are. O.K. Maybe my awesome is not your awesome, but I am more than satisfied with very best service from several girls, surpassing any girls I ever had at World.

If fucking plain MILFs is your thing, then I am sure Oase has them too. LOL. Plenty of girls that love anal and / or CIM too.

There are plenty of girls at World also up for fucking outdoors or in the kino. Why make the trip to Bernds? Seems to be just a novelty thing. Clearly not for guys like me who are a sucker for a stunning face, more than anything else.

[Dufey]

Strange. Sandra was there on Wednesday and Steffi on Thursday. Unless Tuesday is considered midweek.

It was a different midweek to the midweek you went.

[TankTank123]

There was no masseur today which was a shame since I was looking forward to a massage. The difference with the massages at Bernds is that the masseur if you are within her daily limit can also be booked for sex too. Alas, no masseur today.

Strange. Sandra was there on Wednesday and Steffi on Thursday. Unless Tuesday is considered midweek.

[Boomer10]

Hi,

Nice report, I have not been to Bernds since Katja left.

Is Anna from Poland, still there?

Anna is still at Bernds.

[LongRange]

It was midweek. I arrived at 1:15 pm since the club opens at 1 pm so as to avoid the queue of guys that come to the club for their lunch time quickie who are looking to get in, find them, fuck them and leave them within an hour. Parking was in the abandoned lot near the club. It was midweek visit since Bernds does not open on weekends or on holidays.

I buzzed in where Conny greeted me at the reception along with two girls that were spare as they were not in the room. Paid the 70 entry and gave my name for the invoice sheet that is kept at the bar with the on duty thekefrau. Bernds is the club where you pay at the end of your stay. Your sessions and any extras are recorded on the invoice sheet as number of rooms taken. Thekefraus are Conny in day time and Edith in the evening.

A woman takes me to my designated locker and I proceed to get unchanged into a towel then go for a shower.

At opening time in midweek in late there was 6 girls growing to 10-12 girls for the full line up. Full length and breadth of ages and body sizes more weighted to the mature and plus sizes respectively. The girls were the usual Bernds standard of some mature and some a little younger but no teenagers. Bernds for some visitors is a hit and miss place and for others it is the Holy Grail since they just absolutely love the place for its service and the pricing. For those that enjoy CIM finishes it is good to note that CIM is included in the 50 euro basic session.

For example, Ultrahappy says that he has heard that the awesome service sounds at Bernds is compelling, but he is afraid of repeating his previous Bernd's experience where he showed up there on a Thursday evening and had to walk out after only two hours because he just could not find anyone doable there. Ultrahappy' s tolerance and endurance is admirable...

Hi,

Nice report, I have not been to Bernds since Katja left.

Is Anna from Poland, still there?

[Dufey]

It was midweek. I arrived at 1:15 pm since the club opens at 1 pm so as to avoid the queue of guys that come to the club for their lunch time quickie who are looking to get in, find them, fuck them and leave them within an hour. Parking was in the abandoned lot near the club. It was midweek visit since Bernds does not open on weekends or on holidays.

I buzzed in where Conny greeted me at the reception along with two girls that were spare as they were not in the room. Paid the 70 entry and gave my name for the invoice sheet that is kept at the bar with the on duty thekefrau. Bernds is the club where you pay at the end of your stay. Your sessions and any extras are recorded on the invoice sheet as number of rooms taken. Thekefraus are Conny in day time and Edith in the evening.

A woman takes me to my designated locker and I proceed to get unchanged into a towel then go for a shower.

At opening time in midweek in late there was 6 girls growing to 10-12 girls for the full line up. Full length and breadth of ages and body sizes more weighted to the mature and plus sizes respectively. The girls were the usual Bernds standard of some mature and some a little younger but no teenagers. Bernds for some visitors is a hit and miss place and for others it is the Holy Grail since they just absolutely love the place for its service and the pricing. For those that enjoy CIM finishes it is good to note that CIM is included in the 50 euro basic session.

For example, Ultrahappy says that he has heard that the awesome service sounds at Bernds is compelling, but he is afraid of repeating his previous Bernd's experience where he showed up there on a Thursday evening and had to walk out after only two hours because he just could not find anyone doable there. Ultrahappy' s tolerance and endurance is admirable. One time I was at Bernds I saw two men who had obviously come from a long way away since their accents were not local. These two men were on a sex tour. They had come in, paid their entrance, went to get unchanged into towel aprons, they had a look around, had a chat with me to confirm the line-up does not get any better since it is a day time club and then left within half an hour. They did not even have a drink. Conny had a bemused look on her face at these two men but then it is probably nothing she has not seen before of guys making the Bernds pilgrimage based on what they read on the internet then find that the hype is not the same as the reality to their particular taste.

I take some food which is prepared by Reuters the local guest house. It is a spread of cold cut meats, sliced cheeses, baguette bread, a selection of heavy salads like beetroot slices and potatoes. The warm selection two types of local meat heavy sausages that were hard to the bite one was usual elongated sausage tube and the other was the sausage tube was wound into a spiral for cooking, there was boiled potatoes and mixed cooked vegetables.

Then since the girls are busy it is time for some Sunbathing and reading the papers. Every so often the girls would come outside to spoke including Conny since this is NRW there is no smoking allowed inside premises. This is how you can take a head count of which girls are working since inside due to the upstairs and down stairs arrangements you cannot get to see all the girls as some girls only stay downstairs and some girls only stay upstairs. The interesting conversation piece was why Golden Time which is also in NRW allows smoking inside. The usual comment is that Golden Time is not actually in Germany due to the vast numbers of Belgium, French and Dutch that attend that club.

I noticed some nice younger Romanian girls amongst the mature Polish and German girls.

During my stay I took two Saunas interspersed through the day to past the time between interactions. The sauna does not get very hot so you had to stay inside a long time to get to the right temperature. The girls would use the sauna too later in the evening when there were fewer men customers.

I chatted to a retired Dutch man of 72 years who had come 300 km to get to Bernds saying it was his local club. He did not go to the other sauna clubs and FKKs that could be closer to home because he believed that the girls in those clubs would not respect him as much as the women in Bernds. He was so old and he would be going with girls so young so he said he would feel very self-conscious in a club like Golden Time or Yin Yang. At Bernds the women look at all men in the same way treating them all like Gods, happily performing all standard services for each man including CIM finish included in the 50 euro standard pricing.

For some reason today midweek there was only one porn movie on the screen in the lounge when usually it is two movies on rotation on the screen. The movie was appalling anyway but a nice mix of lesbian scenes, boy and girl scenes and the obligatory gang bang at the end involving all the previous actors seen prior.

There was no masseur today which was a shame since I was looking forward to a massage. The difference with the massages at Bernds is that the masseur if you are within her daily limit can also be booked for sex too. Alas, no masseur today.

Bernds is a club where usually stuff like public sex is the norm. There is no need for Dirty deeds done in dank dark places. You can do the deeds pretty much anywhere including while you are having a hard liquor drink at the bar. A session usually starts off with a blowjob on the couch in the lounge before going to the room. So you can get to see how the girls' action and how she does her service before you select. You can see a few public sessions where threesomes of the FFM variety are going on. The working girls have to be naked all the time. So there is none of the towel covering up or wearing of bras and pants like you see at Oase these days. If a girl is seen to be holding a towel to cover up or even for being cold she can get told off by the Thekefrau to uncover. Standards are maintained at Bernds. This is traditional FKK stuff.

The girls just are really into sex in this establishment. Conny and Edith do a good job at welcoming guests. Food is okay but it is not food that is the draw card. You come here for the service and the atmosphere of friendly girls. In the lounge anything can go. I was roped into massaging some girls in the lounge area at the end of the day since they had been shagging too much or as one claimed she had been driving for so long.

I left at 11:30 pm being the absolute last guest to leave the club with the Thekefraus not far behind me. This was a nice visit to a nice club.

[Dufey]

Its possible to find the odd girls at most clubs that are really into sex, even amongst the reasonable lookers. Alas, they usually don't last long though. I only got to do Sylvia at Oase once, before she disappeared. I guess she felt she was in the wrong place, or didn't like the customers. LOL But one of best few sessions, ever.

Perhaps I am better off not knowing about the "dirty deeds". One girl at Oase jammed my finger up her ass when she had got turned on, recently, during DATY. I guess that is very tame by Bernd's standards.

Bernds is usualy stuff like public sex the norm and girls being naked all the time (less towel covering up or wearing of btas and pants like you see at Oase these days.) The traditional stuff.

CIM is included in the 50 euro basic session.

[Syzygies]

Dirty deeds done in dank dark places.

Public sex is just normal.

The girls just are really into sex in this establishment. Conny and Edith do a good job at welcoming guests. Food is okay bit it is not food that is the draw card.

Its possible to find the odd girls at most clubs that are really into sex, even amongst the reasonable lookers. Alas, they usually don't last long though. I only got to do Sylvia at Oase once, before she disappeared. I guess she felt she was in the wrong place, or didn't like the customers. LOL But one of best few sessions, ever.

Perhaps I am better off not knowing about the "dirty deeds". One girl at Oase jammed my finger up her ass when she had got turned on, recently, during DATY. I guess that is very tame by Bernd's standards.

[Dufey]

Is it for public sex, you go there, or any other special fantasies?

Dirty deeds done in dank dark places.

Public sex is just normal.

The girls just are really into sex in this establishment. Conny and Edith do a good job at welcoming guests. Food is okay bit it is not food that is the draw card.

[Dufey]

Hi Chaps,

Anyone able to give feedback on the current line up, I will be there Friday 15th August and would like to know who would be there. Also interested in any new girls.

Thanks,

Sapper

At opening time in midweek in late there was 6 girls growing to 10 girls for the full line up. Full lenght and breadth of ages and body sizes more weiggted to the mature and plus sizes resprctively.

How did your visit go on 15 August?

[Sapper]

Hi Chaps,

Anyone able to give feedback on the current line up, I will be there Friday 15th August and would like to know who would be there. Also interested in any new girls.

Thanks,

Sapper

[Syzygies]

One time I was at Bernds I saw two men come in, pay entrance, went to get unchanged, had a look around and then leave within half a hour. Mine you, I have not been back at Bernds for a while, although I may make a visit this month.

Is it for public sex, you go there, or any other special fantasies?

[Dufey]

The awesome service sounds compelling, but I am afraid of repeating my previous Bernd's experience when I showed up there on a Thursday evening and had to walk out after only two hours because I just couldn't find anyone doable there.

One of these days, I will spend one of my "rest days" exploring these other clubs. That way, if I strike out, I won't be too disappointed since I will be able to tell myself, "Ah, it was my rest day anyways. ".

One time I was at Bernds I saw two men come in, pay entrance, went to get unchanged, had a look around and then leave within half a hour. Mine you, I have not been back at Bernds for a while, although I may make a visit this month.

[Boomer10]

Last time I saw here was 4 weeks ago and she didn't mention anything.

I also didn't hear anything from the other girls.

The only thing I heart was that she was on holiday, the retirement could still be true.

I'll check it the next time I'll be there. Although that will be in about 4 weeks.

I spoke to Mara today. She is not retiring but she will cutting back to Friday only from 1600 to 0100. She will be starting this schedule during the first week of September.

Anything can change but I believe this is correct.

[Wassab]

Yes, retirement is in the plan but for now enjoying some great sound at Tomorrowland2014.

Mara on vacation? I thought she was set to retire from the biz any day now.

Sadly I had a problem with a missed flight causing me to not get to Bernd's as planned at the top of the month. It would be good news indeed if Mara has postponed her retirement.