FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Boomer10]

The star of the time, another girl who could have been No 1 in any big FKK, was the Rommanian Tina.

AT Bernd's you get a few girls as good looking as those in big FKKs, but with the 50 Euros all included service. That pays for the rather high entry price.

Dreams,

I was there 4 weeks ago, Tina was present and as lovely as ever.

Boomer

[Wassab]

[QUOTE=LongRange; 1549648]

If I arrive in Hennef via DB, do I need to pay additional fare to take this bus?

Thanks in advance.

Hi, sorry for late reply, if you have a NRW day ticket (around 28 euros) this will allow you to use the bus as well, but I rail (DB) ticket, its around 2. 50 each (a taxi will be 15-20 EUROS each way) so unless you don't care about money get the bus, they are every hour from 2100 upto midnight, there a two an hour before that, check the times at the bus stop when you get there, hope that helps.

Thanks LR.

I will becoming from Fra by train so your follow is very appreciative. In terms of getting the bus ticket, do I purchase it from the driver or is there a kiosk / machine that I can buy the ticket from?

Thanks

[Dreams]

What a report!

You brilliantly captures the reasons why so many of us are still fans of Bernd's in spite of a so called "weak" line up.

My last visit was a year ago, and most of the girls you described were there, with, of course the exception of the 3 new ones.

The star of the time, another girl who could have been No 1 in any big FKK, was the Rommanian Tina.

AT Bernd's you get a few girls as good looking as those in big FKKs, but with the 50 Euros all included service. That pays for the rather high entry price.

Glad that you enjoyed,

Cheers

[LongRange]

[QUOTE=Wassab; 1544980]If I arrive in Hennef via DB, do I need to pay additional fare to take this bus?

Thanks in advance.

Hi, sorry for late reply, if you have a NRW day ticket (around 28 euros) this will allow you to use the bus as well, but I rail (DB) ticket, its around 2. 50 each (a taxi will be 15-20 EUROS each way) so unless you don't care about money get the bus, they are every hour from 2100 upto midnight, there a two an hour before that, check the times at the bus stop when you get there, hope that helps.

[Tommyseville]

tr fkk bernds, schieferhof 28, 53773 hennef (sieg) , germany.

monday, mid-march 2014.

schieferhof 28, 53773 hennef (sieg) , germany.

+49 2248 1529.

http://schieferhof.istmein.de/

http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de/hofgalerie.html

last club of a multiday tour:

golden time, bruggen.

living room, kaarst.

babylon, elsdorf.

mondial, koln.

bernds, hennef (lichtenberg)

i had allocated a weekday to make the pilgrimage to bernds, the mother of all fkk clubs in germany. i had heard so much about this place over the years and yet never made the trip; reviews always touted the service levels of the ladies there but commented on how the lineup skewed older and heavier than places like oase. but after 6 years of fkking, i thought it was about time to visit bernds.

and i'm glad i did.

getting there.

bernds is a house on a residential street in a small hamlet southeast of köln. there is no signage on the building or signposts in the town itself to let you know there is such an establishment nearby; the place is definitely under the radar except for its world-renonwed fame.

i made plans to stay the night at gasthaus reuter, on the "main street" of lichtenberg, which does have a big sign. making a reservation with herr reuter over email was easy-no credit card required. there were just a few other guests that night, judging by the breakfast tables herr reuter setup for us the next morning.

breakfast at reuter's the next morning was generous and extensive btw; soft boiled egg, bircher muesli, plus a plate of coldcuts and a basket of rolls that i used to make sandwiches for my flight later that day. all for 35 eur. rooms are quite spartan (see reuter's website) but with free wifi and me spending most of my time at the club it didn't matter.

tour.

bernds is just a converted family home, so the action is limited to the ground floor and basement, with access to a small garden (although a little cold this time of year).

buzz in at the front door and you check in at a small counter in the vestibule; entrance fee is 70 eur and you provide your name for a little card that tallies your sessions over the day, as with babylon the previous day. you pay when you leave (or one of the girls you sessioned with leaves).

locker room feels like the old laundry room / walkway to the backyard; just half-height steel lockers as in a factory breakroom, reminiscent of treff 188 or neby. no separate money lockers-there are some in the entry, but those are for the ladies. the small dining room has seats for 6 diners, with an antique glass cold buffet housing salads and coldcuts, and a hot tray holding the meal of the day. a small 2-spot shower is off to the side. there is a small powder room in the entry, just as there would be in a regular family home.

the main public area is the bar / living room, which is about the size of a good-sized regular living room (which i guess it is). a flat-screen tv on the wall plays older porn movies, and the girls lounge around on the sofas.

downstairs in the basement is another bar facing a large sectional sofa and a single round bar table, with a corridor leading down to a small sauna and another 2-spot shower and nearby urinal. just next to the sectional sofa is a glass-walled fuckroom and a couple more fuckrooms.

food and drink.

today's meal offering was better than expected; a beef / yellow corn / green bean stew flavored with a bit of paprika, with white rice. green beans looked fresh, not canned, and the beef was tender. together with the salad and sliced baguettes it made a pretty good lunch. the cream puffs in the cooler for dessert didn't look as appetizing though, and the grapes / pears seemed to have been untouched there for a few days.

the stew got refreshed later in the evening, along with a new tray of rice, so i think the food is prepared ahead of time by a local restaurant and then brought in for the club staff to reheat and put out in the dining room. i had pretty low expectations for the food so this was actually a pleasant surprise.

i didn't order any hard liquor, but i think it's included with the entry fee. beer was either botled früh kölsch or a pilsner, maybe even stella artois? cola light was coke zero from a big plastic bottle.

lineup.

i had mentally prepared myself so i wouldn't be disappointed by the lineup at bernds. reading through years of reports on different boards told me that the lineup skewed toward an older, heavier set, and that i should not expect the young slim gazelles i have come to expect at other clubs.

the two ladies who checked me in and took my entrance fee were right up there in the gilf category-the boss type reminded me slightly of an older melinda gates (like maybe her mom?) and the other one, who actually still had a decent body under that tight white dress, showed years of experience on her face. not sure if they were available; wouldn't be my type anyway.

the naked ladies in the club were all in the 30-40 year old range except for one young pretty brunette that i saw coming out of her session after i ate my lunch. hey, where did she come from? she was right up there with the a-team crew at mainhattan or babylon the previous day, and i made a mental note to find her later. turned out to be just one of a trio of new girls in the bernds lineup-all of the new three were young and pretty and well within my expectations of an fkk a-team.

report.

the two gilfs who got me checked in asked if i spoke german-i explained "nur ein bisschen", only a little bit, so we got by in a little english and a little german. one of the gilfs showed me to the locker room and i changed and showered. i had arrived around 2pm, and so a number of girls were already in the rooms having sessions with guys coming in for lunch hour fun.

i hadn't eaten lunch yet, so i went to the dining room and ate the beef stew, rice, salad, and baguette slices, washing it down with a cola light. better than expected.

i noticed that i was definitely the only non-german guy there, and also younger than the most of the patrons by 10 years or so. one portly guy was wearing a beach towel around his waist instead of the house-issued towels, i suppose because he needed the extra coverage. some were coming out of sessions as i finished eating; they must have arrived when the club opened and banged out a session first thing.

i started making to-do lists from the girls that i saw. so far the top girl was a petite blonde who i met in the locker room; she was bundled up in a robe to go smoke outside, but had a great smile and a seemingly great attitude. the slender model girl i had a fleeting glimpse of earlier was nowhere to be found, unfortunately. the rest of the ladies were, well, ladies, not girls, and i wasn't really feeling it with them.

i sat in the main room with a cola light and just hung out for a while, trying to pick up phrases in the intermittent german conversations and watching the rather lame porn on the flat screen tv. it wasn't nina hartley / ron jeremy full bush 90s vhs porn, but almost as bad. i wasn't interested in the couple of older gals there, erika and angie, so i checked out the basement downstairs.

i hung out downstairs for a while-the two blondes down there didn't talk to me at all, but then again i didn't bother making eye contact or initiating conversation myself. i tried to take a nap, as i was a little tired, but was a little too wired so i went back upstairs.

i ended up doing this upstairs / downstairs cummute a few times during the course of the day; unlike clubs that are more spread out horizontally, there really wasn't anywhere else to go at bernds.

at the main living room upstairs the petite blonde was sitting at the back sofa, so i sat next to her and introduced myself. jenny spoke good english and smiled a lot. beach towel guy was sitting a few spots away on the right sofa next to erika, while angie was sitting on the left sofa. erika i recognized from her photos on the bernds website-she was a bit heavier and older than in the pics but easily recognizable. angie reminded me of a zaftig former coworker, not really my type at all with those tattoos and extra pounds.

* * *

jenny from greece. petite blonde, late 20s, friendly, very service-oriented.

eventually jenny and i started making out, then she reached into my towel and started caressing little tommy, who by now was up and ready to go. jenny parted my towel and started a nice bbbj, kneeling on the sofa so i could start feeling her pussy. i looked over at erika and angie and the beach towel guy-the ladies flashed me sly smiles while the beach towel guy tried to pretend that he hadn't been watching. hey, you don't have to look *that* unimpressed! the bbbj went on for quite a while, giving me time to get jenny wet enought to insert my right forefinger into her pussy while rubbing her clit with my thumb. it was my first ever bbbj in the main room of a club, with all the lights on and a group of onlookers. i guess i've had some sessions in partytreffs, but as those are usually in fuckrooms it felt really different. but natural, in a way.

"want to go to the room?" she asked with a smile, coming up for air."sure, twist my, uh, arm" i replied with a big smile, nodding at my boner that was out there for all to see.

we took a room with a big bed and a long horizontal mirror on the opposite wall. jenny gave me a long bbbj, revisiting our finger-ready positioning and letting me get a good view in the mirror. we started out in mish and she'd reach around to feel my balls as i was on top, moving her legs around in different ways. lots of eye contact and dfk all around. i switched us around to doggy, lying-down doggy, and then standup doggy, finally finishing with the gratis bbbjtcim that bernds is known for. great session.

* * *

i didn't know how the payment system worked, so jenny had to explain to me that i should pay when i departed the club, not right away after the session as with most fkks. i had experienced that system at babylon the previous day, so it didn't faze me.

after showering i hung out with a beer back in the main room for a while, taking the same spot i had when jenny and i did our bbbj start. jenny came over when done with her freshening up and we sat together for a while, talking about traveling and greece and germany.

i had her introduce me to the other ladies-angie in her spot on the left, erika in her spot on the right, mara the fresh-faced farmers daughter who was peeking into the living room, and the two gilfs names i promptly forgot. like somehow my subconscious said,"no way you're fucking them" and blocked the information from writing to memory. oh well. magda came into the room and sat down-she was a taller short-haired blonde that had a bit of charlize theron in her face-in her website photos she is a bit plumper, and so her slimmer figure was actually quite nice, even if her large breasts had to hang a bit now on her more slender frame. she didn't seem as friendly as jenny either, though.

i went downstairs for a bit and sat on the sofa with mara, who looks quite young even after working at bernds for 10 years. mara spoke excellent english, said she was dutch and i had to do the math to figure out how old she would've been when she started. a bit more serious than jenny, but possibly doable. i envisioned her in a plaid shirt and jeans bucking hay bales onto a truck-she'd be perfect for a john deere commercial.

i might've fallen asleep-i did close my eyes for a bit, and opened them to see mara and some guy with full sleeve tats making out next to me, then mara reaching down between his legs and starting a bbbj. the etiquette of this was a little strange-they were right next to me on the big gray couch, i could reach out and finger mara if i wanted to-but was i supposed to not look over? i looked at the two other guys downstairs with me and did as they did, sneaking glances every so often at the action. eventually mara and sleeve tat guy went over to the room right next to the sofa, with the big glass window, and started fucking. i saw mara's feet up in the air as the guy fucked her in mish but tried to be cool and not crane my neck for a better view.

i decided to do some sauna time. that sauna was hot! but i did have it all to myself, which was relaxing. one problem with bernds is that there really aren't many places to go as it is so small. i found myself wishing for a tv to watch futbal downstairs. not like there wasn't enough to watch down there-i think i saw at least 5 couch starts (besides my own). i guess i could have broken out my airplane novel, as i usually do at mainhattan in the wellness area, but that felt like it would've been weird.

i did bump into the melanie rios girl as she went out into the backyard for a smoke, all wrapped up in a robe. benita said she was from italy, and i exclaimed,"molto bene!" upon which she responded, in a very authentic-sounding italian accent,"grazie!". either she was actually italian or had lived there long enough to sound like one. if so, that's the first time i have seen an actual italian in a sexclub-usually they're romanians who claim to be italiana as a marketing differentiator.

the rest of the afternoon was spent mostly on the downstairs sofa, watching mara and magda and the downstairs blonde who i never learned her name doing couch bbbjs as part of their session starts.

one older guy standing at the round bar table had a long conversation with magda, then she went over to give him a kiss, then bent over to start blowing him. as this was right in my line of sight i saw how magda's large tits would hang pendulously as she worked his cock. they soon went over to one of the downstairs rooms. meanwhile, me and the other guy there, and the 2 other working girls and the clothed bartender lady just took it in stride.

on one of my trips back to my locker to check phone texts i saw a pretty younger girl in the hallway-she had big eyes and highlighted hair, and had a little resemblance to porn star melanie rios. i made a mental note to seek her out later.

one of mara's three couch starts that i happened to be sitting next to was with an older, rather obese guy, who i had the unfortunate opportunity to see towel-less before they got comfy on the sofa to my left. they started making out and mara started giving him a hand job, then pulled out a bottle of lube from her hooker purse and started doing something else. i couldn't see from my angle (although i had a great arms-length view of mara's pussy as she bent over the reclining guy) but from the scent in the air i think she was giving the guy a good fingering. i decided at that point to switch it up a bit and hang out upstairs.

i was in luck. sitting at the back corner, next to "my spot" from earlier, was the pretty slender brunette i had seen way earlier in the day! to me she had great cheekbones and a fine thin nose, and reminded me of internet pornstar nelly (from alsscan and other sites). i plunked down in the spot right next to her and started a conversation.

* * *

elena from bulgaria. slender, fine boned, early 20s, looks like als nelly. super hot, would be a star at any other fkk, including gt or oase.

elena said this was just her 10th day at bernds. i knew she wasn't one of the usual crew as i had never heard of hot young things working at bernds, and this was a welcome surprise. her english wasn't so great, but neither was her deutsch, so we made by in english. when we started making out in the main room, she mentioned something about french, at which point i switched to speaking francais, but in retrospect i think she was asking me if i wanted her to start a bbbj right there. lost in translation, lol. she ended up asking if i just wanted to go to the room, figuring i wasn't up for a public bbbj because i didn't respond affirmatively (although at this point i didn't care anymore) and so we got up and went to one of the rooms near the entry.

funny thing is, at other places when girls would ask if i wanted bbbj or cbj, saying it in german "francoisze ohne or mit gummi?" i would totally get it. somehow translated to english and in the heat of the moment (making out with the hottest chick i'd seen all day) got me distracted.

i liked the room we took-it was all white with a modern light fixture near the bed and lots of light streaming in from sheer curtains covering a big window. with long full-length mirrors on the walls it made for great opticals as elena and i made out and fucked. i was having the hardest time popping, this being the last day of a multi-day tour, and i'm sure she was wondering "where did this guy come from?" as i moved her around into many different positions, enjoying the view of her pussy lips gripping my cock in doggy, and the sooooo good feeling of fucking her in lying-down doggy. eventually i got tired and actually kind of cramped up in a hip muscle-i really do have to get more in shape before these multiday fkk tours. i lay back on the bed and had her finish me off in cowgirl; it took a lot of concentration but i did it! i felt like i had just ran a marathon, although i think we had just gone a bit over 30 minutes. one good thing about bernds is that you don't seem to get clock watchers-i never really felt like i needed to check my divers watch that i habitually set when going to the room.

during a bit of after sex talk (ast) elena said she was one of three new girls at bernds-there was another young bulgarian and a girl from italy, along with the regular crew.

* * *

after showering i got a beer and sat back in my spot upstairs on the back red sofa. elena came by after her freshening up and sat to me on the right again, squeezing my bare knee as she sat down with a little smile. to my left sat the other new young bulgarian girl, maria-she was a little more gnd than elena, but had nicely shaped tits and a slim / athletic frame. maria would reach out and nudge me from time to time with a bare foot that had "blessing" tattooed in it in cursive english; i think bernds is supposed to be a real no-approach club but the new girls probably thought they could cross the line a bit.

i personally like clubs where the girls are allowed to approach the guys, as long as they aren't pushy or bitchy when u-turn them away. at big clubs like acapulco, the no-approach policy makes the mood really weird-like awkward tweens at a middle school dance who stay in their own cliques and don't approach each other, even with the party music going on. at bernds because of the intimate size of the rooms (think of your living room at home) it would be kind of weird to have girls going up to guys all the time and then moving off if they got rejected-where would they go?

benita came over and sat down to elena's right, with erika to her right. one other patron sat in the chair under the flat screen tv. i debated for a long time whether i'd have another pop in me. she was the first runner-up in this beauty pageant to elena's miss nrw saunaclub title (miss fkk world would still be in giessen) and i did think she was quite attractive, but i really was kind of fucked out after so many days in a row. maybe i'm getting old, or maybe getting jaded.

benita struck up a conversation auf deutsch with an older german guy who came in the room and sat to maria's left. i could tell she was talking about koln and brought up pascha, but the conversation was going too fast for my limited german skills. in retrospect i am actually pretty impressed by her linguistic ability-too bad i didn't go for trying out her lingual skills too.

she moved over to sit next to him, continuing their conversation, but he got up and walked away, and a rather interesting expression flashed on her face for a bit-something like, i chatted up that dude all this time and he didn't take me to the room?

the night manager lady poked her head in and said something to the effect of,"hey, there are five girls in here and just one guy-you should all go to the room" and all the girls laughed. i was thinking, i don't think i can manage another one, much less five.

i probably could've rested a bit more and mustered up another session in an hour or so, but decided to bail around 9pm. i had to wake up early to drive back to fra for my flight the next morning, and so i knew i wanted to turn in early.

i thought about just hanging around and drinking, since i had walked the one block from gasthaus reuter and booze is included with your entry fee, but somehow didn't feel like doing that either. i hope i'm not getting burned out on this hobby, as others have mentioned on the boards.

note: you know you've had plenty of fucking in the past few days when you decide to go to sleep early instead of fucking a hot young girl that looks like melanie rios for 50 eur.

so i cleared out my locker and went to the front counter to pay my tally of 100 eur. the manager lady called out for elena and jenny, and elena came over to give me a parting kiss. when i paid the manager asked me in english, how was elena's service? to which i replied,"wunderbar!". i later found it interesting that she didn't ask about jenny, one of the usual crew. maybe the new girls are in a probationary period or something.

i walked back to hotel reuter in the chill on wobbly legs-not from drinking, but because i was truly sore in muscles i didn't even know could be exercised. the next morning i remember feeling aches in my abs and upper butt area and thinking, i've never felt sore in these places before, even after years of working out. i really think someone should invent an fkk training regimen so you can build up your physique and stamina ahead of time. crossfit and the treadmill at the gym did not prepare me this time.

summary.

i was pleasantly surprised by my visit to bernds. i had read the boards and primed myself to have low expectations. i had thought about different milfs i'd go for in real life or movie stars i wouldn't turn away from my bedroom (would i kick blythe danner out of bed? susan sarandon? helen mirren?) , but was happy to see (and session with) young, hot slim girls that i would think top tier at oase or gt. everyone was friendly and the place was quite comfortable; i had a good time.

the germans have a word, gemütlichkeit, that doesn't really expressly have a counterpart in english, but kind of encompasses hospitality, warmth, welcoming, coziness, etc, but with an almost spiritual sense. that is bernds in a nutshell.

girls i met / did:

* jenny: from greece. 27 years old, petite blonde. nice, smiling, friendly.

angie: zaftig, tats, reminded me of former coworker, the one who was a high-school cheerleader 30 years and 40 pounds ago but still had a bit of that attitude.

magda: short blonde hair, reminded me of charlize theron, facially more attractive than expected, thinner than in pics on website.

erika: from romania, chunkier than in pics on website.

mara: from netherlands. 30 years old but looks younger, farm girl strong, good english. could see her in a 4h competition. or the marines.

* elena: from bulgaria, thin, young, dark hair. very pretty. chinese characters along forearm, tat over left breast.

benita: from italy. light hair, big eyes, multilingual, also friendly and smiling. reminded me of melanie rios.

couple of gilfs / ggilfs? that gave me my entry tour.

[Wassab]

Sorry for the typo, it should At Henef catch bus 522,

Long-range.

If I arrive in Hennef via DB, do I need to pay additional fare to take this bus?

Thanks in advance.

W

[VSail]

As I read posts in other FKK threads I saw that Panthera (PH) and Livingroom (LR) are some others in a reasonable distance to Cologne which come into prominence with their service quality, nudity and some public action options.

At that point I decided to have two different visits by forcing my schedule. First visit which is lineup oriented will be done to Mondial or Samya where there will be a larger lineup with more tight teen options (at least my expectation) , but with risk of low service qulaity in the room which may vary dramatically from one girl to the other. As far as I understand to be a foreigner who don't speak German won't be a big problem in these clubs since customer portfolio is more multinational.

My second visit will be service oriented with lower lineup expactations but still having a limit of doable. Possible options are PH, LR and Bernds. According to what I have read in the threads of each club still Bernd's service quality has a place as "legendary". But in the orther hand as far as I read in their threads other two have similar service standart (except CIM) , but better facilities, which I think a reasonable plus for the periods between sessions. Accessibility of PH and Bernds are in similar level which seems not too easy for me as a first time foreigner in Germany, where LR, with a one train ride range, has a small advantege when it is compared with the other two. Also by means of cost LR and PH has advantages but since according to what I have red in this thread, my opinion about Bernds service is legendary so cost disadvantage may be tolarated.

My most important concern about Bernds is about being a foreigner who don't speak German. Since Bernds seems much more regular's club when it is compared with the others, I think the worst think that can happen in Bernds is not being able to catch the cosy ambience, and being left out except times just before the start of a session. Because one of the best thing about Bernd's that I have red is, the friendly enviorment, but in the other hand generally such posts belong to the mongers who had some previous visits.

So especially for the ones who has experienace gained by presence in both Bernds and at least one of the other two (LR, PH) what would be your advice for a rookie in FKK Clubs. One more information for the ones who will share their advices, nlike my previous post it seems instead of Wednesday 1730 probably I will be able to be in bernds or in other options on Thursday 1300.

[Boomer10]

As I read in many of the post DFK and BBBJ in public area is very comon in Bernd's and also public sex may be an option in some cases. My question is billing of that service. In the Bernd's site it is mentioned as session for 30' is 50e. My question about "when that 30' starts". I haven't read any post except one about overcharing in Brend's and this post was about overcharging related with service not with time so probably this is not a subject to worry about but I just want to know how thing are going about that issue.

Remember YMMV with everything at all FKKs. At Bernds, BBBJ are standard in the public rooms. If the BBBJ starts, you've committed yourself to a session. Your time would start when the girl asks if you're ready to go to a room. I've never seen a girl say no to a public session but I have heard that it sometimes happens. If you're interested in someone who really seems to enjoy being watched, try a session with Mara.

To your other question. 1730 on Wednesday should be good day. My experience is most of the girls are present and it tends to be one of the less busy days. Bernds closes at 2400 but the "early shift" will start leaving around 21 to 22 if it's not busy. So you should have 4-5 hours of best Bernds has to offer. Other options that are close would be Cat Exclusiv and Traum Paradies (neither are FKKs, closer to a standard bordellos). Tram Paradies is about 20 mins away and Cat Exclusiv is another 10 min away by car. I don't recall either having a lounge area, so it's session and leave. Parksauna Residenz is about 25 mins away is probably one of the closer FKK type clubs. Very nice facilities but I haven't been there recently.

Boomer

[LongRange]

Its, been posted a few times, for Bernds, you need to get to Henef BF, from FFM, there a few ways, ask at the Deutsche bahn info point, at Benefit catch Bus22, and get of in Lichtenberg, then its short walk back the way the arrived past Reuters hotel, and you are there, the bus returns every hour uptown midnight, or you could get a taxi, depends on your budget, hope that helps.

Sorry for the typo, it should At Henef catch bus 522,

Long-range.

[VSail]

As I read in many of the post DFK and BBBJ in public area is very comon in Bernd's and also public sex may be an option in some cases. My question is billing of that service. In the Bernd's site it is mentioned as session for 30' is 50e. My question about "when that 30' starts". I haven't read any post except one about overcharing in Brend's and this post was about overcharging related with service not with time so probably this is not a subject to worry about but I just want to know how thing are going about that issue.

[VSail]

Hi guys,

I will be in Cologne for a business trip in the second week of Feb.

I haven't been in a FKK before and I was planing to visit Mondial or / and Samya until I have read many posts here about Bernd's. Since GFE with DFK is one of the two most important criterias for me, posts about Bernd's which were telling many other extras like cosy ambiance, nudity, and public action, has confused me a lot. Quality of the line up is (or maybe "was" after reading posts in that tread) also important but especailly I prefer to have a passionate intercourse with a woman who knows what she is doing or a duo with two of such capable women. And to be sure about the quality of the service I can make concessions to a limit for the lineup.

With the 30e entry and 30e for 20' session Mondial may be a good alternative to get knowing the girls, but it is still a possibilty to have many girls saying don't do that, don't touch there, don't kiss and leave the club without geting waht you were looking for. With 50e entry and 50e for 30' session. 25e for additional 30' Samya has bigger risks. Beside all this cost issues I am not a sex machine who may try lots of girls one by one to find the right one. So I thought that Bernd's may be a good alternative for not worrying about the service.

But in the other hand since I will be on a business trip I don't have much free time. Only compleatly free day is Sunday that I arrive to Cologne and Bernd's is closed. Next best option seems as Wednesday and I can be in Bernd's at best 17:30.

So I am not sure will it wort to travel that distance to have 4 or 5 hours in Bern's. Also I don't speak any German so traveling may have some extra difficulties based on lack of language.

At that point I would be happy to hear advises from the ones who know Bernd's and 2 or at least 1 of the other clubs.

[LongRange]

Good Evening Gents,

I have had the opportunity to visit such places as living room and Dolche Vita while on business in Dusseldorph. I will arrive in Frankfurt on the 2oth of Feb, I know they will have a messe in Frankfurt so I know things will be packed, LOL. I was wondering if anyone could give me advice on how to access Samaya and Bernds via train from Frankfurt, I have heard great things via this forum and would like to experience for myself, unless those more experienced with the outlay of Germany may feel that I am going to far out my way?

Its, been posted a few times, for Bernds, you need to get to Henef BF, from FFM, there a few ways, ask at the Deutsche bahn info point, at Benefit catch Bus22, and get of in Lichtenberg, then its short walk back the way the arrived past Reuters hotel, and you are there, the bus returns every hour uptown midnight, or you could get a taxi, depends on your budget, hope that helps.

[GentlemanAlway]

Good Evening Gents,

I have had the opportunity to visit such places as living room and Dolche Vita while on business in Dusseldorph. I will arrive in Frankfurt on the 2oth of Feb, I know they will have a messe in Frankfurt so I know things will be packed, LOL. I was wondering if anyone could give me advice on how to access Samaya and Bernds via train from Frankfurt, I have heard great things via this forum and would like to experience for myself, unless those more experienced with the outlay of Germany may feel that I am going to far out my way?

[Wassab]

Wassab,

I have no idea if Eva works on the days you mentioned. I guess your Stefany is now called Jacqueline since she returned to Schieferhof some time ago. By the way, I saw her on my last visit but she left the club in the late afternoon (I didn't see he servicing any mongers on that particular day, that's the probably the reason why)

Thanks, Gooroox. I will make my visit to the Hof on February 23 and hope some of the old gang still around, Magda, Jacqueline, Anna and the new MILF, Ev, still around.

Cheers

[Neurosynth]

So I'll be at Bernd's tonight (Friday). Anyone else? Still curious whether Mara is there now. I'll scan recent reports but is there anyone new I should be sure to check out?