FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Yakob]

Got there around 4:30 pm on a Thursday. Total bust.

The food that was set out looked pretty terrible. Some kind of stew that didn't look appetizing at all. Maybe their better food offerings come out later?

Almost all buffaloes in attendance. Only two possible doable girls (if I had been way hornier and if I didn't have other better clubs in the area to visit). One of the girls was almost kind of cute.

I left around 5 pm without even trying any of the girls there.

Probably won't repeat, given Bernd's location and the depressing line-up (at least this once for me). Maybe the line-up gets better later in the evening and later in the week?

Hi Ultrahappy,

Sorry I could not be there.

Thank you for the Bernds visit and taking one for the team and giving us a report that pinpoints someone's taste point in girls on the Bernds line up. I always find like other shere that if you find other writers with your same or similar tastes that their reports help you gauge whether a line up that they say is good is really good to your tastes. If you like buffaloes has you say then the Bernds line up is your idea of hog heaven. But if we know your tastes is like Gazelles like Szyzgies does then you like skinny girls with no silicones. If we know you like young pretty girls like you do then we know Bernds is not the place to be.

Comments on your report:

If you came at 4:30pm on a Thursday then it is pretty sure that the food you see is the food. The food will get topped up and maybe some other dishes may be added later to supplement the dinner session so you may have seen the end of the lunch food.

Yes, the line up at Bernds can be for some a herd of Buffaloes since it looks like they had lived their life and no need to keep up appearances or compete with the models that grace the likes of Golden Time or even Samya in that local area. Park Sauna Residenz I give 50:50 in terms of their line up being great or "oh my god, why am I here?" thinking.

It is tough when you are trying your best to see if their is some trait in a girl that will give you a boner that you can use and the will to make it work. It is a forcing the issue. It is almost that you want to go home and bone your own with online porn back at your hotel.

You did well to last to 5pm after a 4:30pm arrival. No need to wait for whichever girls were in the room since the likelihood is such as you described. There have been a few mongers that I have seen during my Bernds visits where the guy turns up, looks around and asks where is the rest of the club and are there any more girls coming or even asking when are the girls coming since they discount or cannot believe that all the "buffaloes" as you describe are the girls in the line up. Usually these are first time visitors when I managed to geta word in before they make their excuses and leave to a bemused reception staff who has seen it all before and makes no overture to make them stay. Hey, Bernds has your 70 euro entrance fee. It is your choice to leave, yes?

If you were there at 4:30pm to 5pm then it is highly likely that what you see is the line up. Most of the Bernds girls are prompt since the closing rooms must be taken is before or by midnight. The place can be dead around 10pm. So if the girl has not arrived by 5pm then she has no so much residual time to make the euro to feed her desires. So thinking the line up gets better later on may not be an issue.

Regarding whether the Bernds line up getting better later in the week, I am not sure what you mean. Do you mean on Fridays or later in the week as in Monday? The reason is that Bernds is no open on Saturdays or Sundays and usually not open State / National holidays either. So your Thursday visit is later in the week so to speak. So what you see is what you see.

A man of your tastes would be hard pushed at Bernds. It is good that you found that out.

Try to find other writers with similar tastes as you and go with their advices. Some may like the services of Bernds but it seems the visuals are important to you as well so it is a bust for you Bernds is.

[Breadman]

Any other FKK suggestions within an hour of Bonn by public transportation besides Bernd's and Samya?

I've always said Finca's the better option. Bernds charges 70 euro's for entry. If you arrive at Finca for their happy hour entrance of 30 euro's, a girl and entrance sets you back 80 euro's. And they've got an outdoor pool, whirlpool, great sauna setup and a better lineup (especially on a weekend night).

[Eeyore]

If looks are important to you Schieferhof is the wrong place. It's known for good service, CIM is included in the standard 50€ for 30min. But there's very very few young good looking girls, especially in the last years. I remember Princess, a young black girl. The club itself is small and old, has a lot of (older) regular guests. Some girls seem to jave been working there from the first day.

HB

I think we are in agreement, but need to add my perspective. Without Bernd's, the FKK model would not be the same, and we should be grateful. That said, we should not be blindly loyal. After my last visit, even though I have a very strong opportunity to visit there in the next two weeks, I am more likely to visit other places that are more convenient and offer comparable or better service. I do not mind that they service their established clientele very well and do not wish them any disloyalty. However, I have other options to pursue and would rather spend my time finding places that are not well represented on this Board.

Any other FKK suggestions within an hour of Bonn by public transportation besides Bernd's and Samya?

[Hessen Bub]

If looks are important to you Schieferhof is the wrong place. It's known for good service, CIM is included in the standard 50€ for 30min. But there's very very few young good looking girls, especially in the last years. I remember Princess, a young black girl. The club itself is small and old, has a lot of (older) regular guests. Some girls seem to jave been working there from the first day.

HB

[Breadman]

Got there around 4:30 pm on a Thursday. Total bust.

I left around 5 pm without even trying any of the girls there.

What do you have to apologize for? You spent 70 euro's and transportation costs to check out a club that I have said many times in this forum has got to do something to increase the quality of its girls. The low class of girls who are offering AO as a means to keep making money is killing this club. There used to be six to eight really good looking girls working at this club at any given time several years back, not anymore. Two to three doable girls won't keep a club afloat.

[Maxime]

Got there around 4:30 pm on a Thursday. Total bust.

The food that was set out looked pretty terrible. Some kind of stew that didn't look appetizing at all. Maybe their better food offerings come out later?

Almost all buffaloes in attendance. Only two possible doable girls (if I had been way hornier and if I didn't have other better clubs in the area to visit). One of the girls was almost kind of cute.

I left around 5 pm without even trying any of the girls there.

Sorry to all of those of you who are always raving about how awesome Bernd's is.

I know this probably isn't a fair review given that I only have one late afternoon mid-week data point.

Probably won't repeat, given Bernd's location and the depressing line-up (at least this once for me). Maybe the line-up gets better later in the evening and later in the week?

Parking tip: The address of Bernd's is 28. You can park next door at the address 24, the lot next door marked with a sign "Privat Parking Platz." There is no indication at this lot that this private parking lot is for Bernd's but I confirmed this with the staff inside.

+1.

Bernds is known for the good service (!) of the girls, not their good looks. I visited the club several times, and it is nice and cosy (home like atmosphere) but IMHO there are never more than 2-3 do-able girls present. Since they all offer very good service, this can be enough to have a good time, but the line up can not be compared with the other good service clubs like Freude, Babylon, etc.

It is nice to visit few times a year at max, but don't expect many new, young beauties every week (like in Oase).

[UltraHappy]

Got there around 4:30 pm on a Thursday. Total bust.

The food that was set out looked pretty terrible. Some kind of stew that didn't look appetizing at all. Maybe their better food offerings come out later?

Almost all buffaloes in attendance. Only two possible doable girls (if I had been way hornier and if I didn't have other better clubs in the area to visit). One of the girls was almost kind of cute.

I left around 5 pm without even trying any of the girls there.

Sorry to all of those of you who are always raving about how awesome Bernd's is.

I know this probably isn't a fair review given that I only have one late afternoon mid-week data point.

Probably won't repeat, given Bernd's location and the depressing line-up (at least this once for me). Maybe the line-up gets better later in the evening and later in the week?

Parking tip: The address of Bernd's is 28. You can park next door at the address 24, the lot next door marked with a sign "Privat Parking Platz." There is no indication at this lot that this private parking lot is for Bernd's but I confirmed this with the staff inside.

[Dasisextra]

Is Katja back from her trip to SA?

I do not remember seeing her sorry.

[Visual]

Another first visit in over a year, service as good as ever, line up still unchanged. Had 3 great session, Suzanne, Natalie, & Jacqueline. Would repeat with all everyday, if I had the energy and cash. Mara was present for those who are interested.

Is Katja back from her trip to SA?

[Dasisextra]

Another first visit in over a year, service as good as ever, line up still unchanged. Had 3 great session, Suzanne, Natalie, & Jacqueline. Would repeat with all everyday, if I had the energy and cash. Mara was present for those who are interested.

[Rob Raunch]

Hi,

Anyone know if Mara is still around? Are there any new girls at Bernd's since last summer? The forum is very quiet on news from here, are there no "annual inspections" coming up?

I have been there last Tuesday (01/29) and Mara was there, looking adorable as ever!

There was a new girl I never saw before. According to their Twitterfeed she is called Emna and looks like she could be Nathali's sister. (but Nathali is from Poland and this girls seems to be German with Turkish ancestors).

I did not have a session with Emna because I was already "engaged otherwise". Sessioned with Tina, Magda and Jacky and left the house with a BIG smile on my face.

GRTZ, Rob

[Yahera]

Hi,

Anyone know if Mara is still around? Are there any new girls at Bernd's since last summer? The forum is very quiet on news from here, are there no "annual inspections" coming up?

[Indi Companion]

Dana has quit and no longer works as a prostitute

Good, I am really happy to hear that! Dana was really a nice person and deserves much better than working in a club.

Unfortunately I am missing from Bernds since late August so I did not have any first hand update about their lineup!

[Gooroox]

Romanian: Dana, basic English, good German and Spanish, excellent Italian and basic French. I would like to be able to speak so many languages she does!

Dana has quit and no longer works as a prostitute

[Tobyg]

As far as nationalities and languages are concerned, here is a brief summary of the ladies' (non-sexual) skills. As I'm fluent in German, I don't need to speak English with them so I'm pretty sure my

1) German SP: Babsie (excellent English) , Angie (basic English) , Jacky (?) , Sofia (?) , Susan (average English) , Kim (?) , masseuse Sandra (basic English)

2) Romanian SP: Erika (basic English) , Tina (basic English) , Valentina (?)

3) Polish SP: Anna (basic English) , Magda (basic English) , Nathalie (?)

4) Other nationalities: Alina (Lithuanian, basic English) , Jenny (Greek, basic English) , Katja (Russian, average English) , Leonie (Brazilian, basic English) , Mara (Dutch, excellent English) , Nicole (Czech?)

I speak very little German so have always had to communicate with the ladies in English. My take on their language skills is.

1) German SP: Babsie (excellent English) , Angie (average English) , Jacky (excellent English) , Sofia (never met) , Susan (excellent English) , Kim (almost no English) , masseuse Sandra (basic English)

2) Romanian SP: Erika (average English) , Tina (basic English) , Valentina (average English)

3) Polish SP: Anna (basic English) , Magda (excellent English) , Nathalie (average English)

4) Other nationalities: Alina (Lithuanian, basic English) , Jenny (Greek, basic English) , Katja (Russian, excellent English) , Leonie (Brazilian, basic English) , Mara (Dutch, excellent English) , Nicole (Czech, never met)

As a generalisation I have never really had any problem communicating there. The first time I walked in the door, Anna answered and when she realised I didn't speak German, she went and found someone who spoke better Englsih than her to show me around. I have spoekn to her since and have had long conversations with many of the other ladies. You do feel a bit out of it if you sit there listening to the German conversations going on around you but have found things switch to English pretty quickly often enough if you want to get involved.

For me the attraction of the place is the level of service. I'd rather have a 35 year old woman who knows how to suck and fuck properly than an 18 year old who doesn't know what she's doing. I find this place like going around to someone's house for dinner and then being invited to fuck the ladies of the family.