FKK Oase - Burgholzhausen

[Syzygies]

Syz,

I appreciate your suggestions and comments about pills and condoms. About not being very clear I already apologized, but since you posted "True he is not very clear about anything", I might make you notice that your "I don't understand when girl complains she could not keep some guys dick up when is a good girl for me" is not too clear either, at least to me, not to mention other grammar errors ("there is someone more pedantic than I": after "than" a "me" sounds better to my ignorant ears) ; are you sure entrance + 4 x 30mins sessions= 220 euros? I pay each and everything out of my modest wallet, is it possible I'm better than you in mathematics? Or you get better prices?

EG

He and I are pedantic rather than him and me. Me is used for the Object of a sentence.

Yes you are so right. I goofed on the maths and my grammar may not be too good even though English is my first language. We are all unclear at times.

One piece of advice. Even if you are angry, it's not good form to throw money at the girl or throw condoms. If others see this, it won't be helping you for the future sessions. We all can be angry with girls at times. This may kill a session but make sure it doesn't kill the whole day. Just find a better girl.

[Happy Fkk]

Guys,

I'm sorry for messing up this exclusive threads with my alien considerations and experiences. Opinions may be questioned, but facts not. I'm sorry if I'm not very clear and my english is not too good, some of it comes from google translator.

EG

No need to be sorry. Nowadays Big Fkks have too much sharks, or bad behavior girls and forums are the place to write again and again the same poor or empty advices.

You shared your experience with a named girl, that is by far more than advicing and 'experienced regular' forumers do every year.

So I will be the only one to thank you for your posts.

I had the same bad experience with a same named girl in oase last year that I reported on french forum with the same advicing posts after it. I didn't behave like you but I really though about it. She didn't do the job, you don't have to stay cool, and did not hit her, that is the true limit. You acted right and are courageous, not like forumers who came here to give you 'advices' and incidently (?) encourage this kind of girls.

I'm in Fkk scene since more than ten years, I still fail in choosing new girl. Since all this time, I never found how to use an advice from 'perfect' men. Don't know why they still think its usefull to write hundred times a year the same empty things and don't write what they do in clubs or good girls they go with (or rarely). Perfection is something strange.

Now, I simply call these forumers pimps as I don't understand them at all anymore. They 'rule' forums in every country. At least, I agree they do a cool or soft censure? No, they simply censor true experiences with false good looking advices. For what purpose? The best answer is : pimp.

[Pistons]

Hehe,

But if you go to the new restaurant at Oase, you can have everything you mentioned, even fucking nice girls, you can even get BJ during your meal if you want, a win-win situation.

Rumor has it the portions are small and the wait is long. Leaves you bored while seeing your girl is taken by somebody else. Perhaps you can do a Bored Jerk while waiting. That way you may even save some of the high expences involved with Oase nowadays.

[Capt Dan]

Ok, this is it from me from Oase and World, at least for what concerns field reports. Reminding all of you that I don't mean to offend or argue with anyone for any reason, I apologize for whatever you may find wrong or bad. I just gave my experiences and opinions without meaning to preach or teach anything to anyone, nor to lurkers nor to members with hundreds or thousands of posts.

BTW, I complied with my duty of reporting, so try to respect my opinions and don't think to crush me from the height of overwhelming numbers: any post, even a "me too", counts for one, but this post alone is worth how many of those?

Hey, no need to apologise for your reports. You gave your opinion and fair enough you have discovered that some people (including myself) have somewhat disagreed with what you have written. This happens and is not a big deal. Life and death are not at stake here and besides you are entitled to your opinion. If I can offer you some advice (and I hope you will permit me to do so) and hopefully you will take this advice in the good spirit in which it is meant. I would watch this tendency you have exhibited during your FKK Oase visits to create a scene. I'm talking about the throwing the money at the hooker episode. No matter how badly she might have behaved, I really believe that you should have maintained your cool and stayed in control. Behaving in that manner (in my opinion) only reflects badly on you. You can expect to have bad sessions and bad experiences. Happens to us all. But better to report her to the front desk than to loose your temper as you did.

Having said all that, I do appreciate your reports (although I disagree with some of what was written) and I would strongly suggest you continue to report.

I regret that you thought that I was making fun of you. That was not my intention.

I wish you well.

[Nille Copenhagen]

At Magnum, Villa Vertigo and Planet Eden and at Paradise if you spend extra on food or drink you pays the extra at reception when you leave the club.

At Villa Vertigo food and soft drinks are free, you only pay for alcohol, beer and Redbulls.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Sure I do go for the club experience not just for fucking. Same for a restaurant, I do not go there for the food only, I want a nice atmosphere, friendly staff, drinks, good company.

HB

Hehe,

But if you go to the new restaurant at Oase, you can have everything you mentioned, even fucking nice girls, you can even get BJ during your meal if you want, a win-win situation.

[Myrrh]

Guys,

I'm sorry for messing up this exclusive threads with my alien considerations and experiences.

That's alright EastyG, no need to apologize. But in case you haven't noticed the topic has now moved on to Big Macs and 6 inch pizzas rather than big balls and 6 inch penises.

So if you were looking for some more 'couch time' with our panel of analysts then I would suggest that you come back after everyone has had their lunch.

[Nille Copenhagen]

Guys,

I'm sorry if I'm not very clear and my english is not too good, some of it comes from google translator.

Respectfully yours,

EG

That explains everything, I read about 1/3 of your text then I must stop, either you are a very high level writer or me being dumb. Your writing style is too strange for me. Maybe is the Google writing style LOL.

[The Cane]

Can we all drop the grammar lessons and stick to talking about banging beavers and booty holes? I mean, anybody can slip up once in a while. Even somebody who is a native English speaker. I was looking back at one of my posts and see where I wrote "descent food" when I meant to write "decent food". Yes, and I too was an A student in English and spelling. Hahaha! And the last thing we need is for food to be going on the "descent" at Oase!

[EastGoing]

Guys,

I'm sorry for messing up this exclusive threads with my alien considerations and experiences. Opinions may be questioned, but facts not. I'm sorry if I'm not very clear and my english is not too good, some of it comes from google translator.

Syz,

I appreciate your suggestions and comments about pills and condoms. About not being very clear I already apologized, but since you posted "True he is not very clear about anything", I might make you notice that your "I don't understand when girl complains she could not keep some guys dick up when is a good girl for me" is not too clear either, at least to me, not to mention other grammar errors ("there is someone more pedantic than I": after "than" a "me" sounds better to my ignorant ears) ; are you sure entrance + 4 x 30mins sessions= 220 euros? I pay each and everything out of my modest wallet, is it possible I'm better than you in mathematics? Or you get better prices? Just joking, take it with a smile, ok?

CD,

When I wrote "dear", I meant it. You sounded like offended from that, sorry, you misunderstood, it wasn't ironic, I even rethanked you for RODing me! Anyway it's not difficult for me to agree that FKK land may not be my cup of tea, at least regarding big FKKs, for the rest I've been satisfied.

In my opinion, for what is worth, in a small club girls behave well and give good service, because they are less and men are less too, therefore they are not going to dump you or discharge you, because until you are there you are a potential customer among few other ones. Also the competition between girls will be higher to get the slices of a smaller cake, therefore they'll have to be at least kind, before, during and after any contact, wether zimmered or not.

But if a girl can fish among some 100 men, she'll tend to shoot anywhere carelessly and quickly to zimmer as soon as possible as many as possible and also will be in a hurry to finish somehow and go out of the room for some other preys.

To give you an example of what I meant 2 sentences ago:

Diana,

Suggested by my friend, who sessioned with her before and other times in his past. She's a pretty college type girl with a somehow sexy pulky expression on her face. I wasn't too keen on her, she joined us and we 3 were even discussing about behaviours, but I thought that at least I could hope in a decent treatment and anyway get rid of my second and last budgeted bullet, therefore gaining some peace of mind. I had already decided what I was going to do on the remaining days of my trip, especially after the "reinforcement" obtained by staying in these 2 big clubs, and I was just looking forward to that.

She took me in a room by the jacuzzi. I've read someone posting they've got some sort of aircon, well mine didn't or it wasn't working, Diana said it was the only room available. I forgot the most of details, anyway her skills by mouth and tongue were not good, I asked for fucking and started sweating soon. I don't remember why and how but some discussion arised and finally I lost my erection, mission accomplished! The 22 hours old cialis, supposed to die at 36, is not allmighty, and for sure she had behaved better than her previous colleague (ok, it was an easy task). I asked for BBBJ, she said that if she did I would have had (mandatorily!) to finish in her mouth, who knows why? She wanted my sperm? She wanted 50 euros more? And no more intercourse allowed! Since her blowing wasn't good to me and she wasn't even enthusiast to perform it, she ended up giving me a wank oiled by her spit to finish. If I do it at home with some soap I enjoy it more. Is this what I paid for? Is this what I travelled for?

Later on, I was sitting at an empty table watching Bayern-Chelsea. She came with 2 friends to have dinner and asked for my sleepers (which were really my own, not Oase's) to go to get the dishes, because her heels were a problem. Food was bad in quality, quantity and variety, and already abandoned to insects when I walked by before 11pm. Back to Diana, I gave her my sleepers, other 2 guys did the same for her friends. They came back and ate at "my" table, when she finished she left, like the other 2, not a word nor a sign. I don't think in a small club this would be normal. No special comments on her, I could nearly say that we both sessioned together by force, LOL!

Another thing I don't like in FKKs, especially big ones, but that's just my particular attitude: when mongering I'm used to go,"interact" and leave. These places are supposed to be for relax, well, I get crazy being surrounded by tens of naked girls, especially if they are beautiful or more. And if I think I may get abad performer and / or not enjoy it I suffer a lot. These 2 visits were the first time I stayed so many hours, because I wasn't alone, otherwise I normally stay the time necessary to aim, shoot, recharge and repeat once or twice more.

The above concept is strictly personal, so no need to make too many discussions, those who have been mongering out of Whormany well know what I mean and what is like, so if you are germans or just travel there you probably can't get the point, since nowhere else on earth you have the possibilities offered by this country: GBs, partytreffs, FKKs, pornstars at ridiculous prices, RLDs, pauschal clubs, AO, etc. All together. On my previous visit, I landed in Dusseldorf and was welcomed by big signs in the airport: "Smile, you are in Dusseldorf", gosh, how true and great it was! Landing in Frankfurt you have how many options? 4-5 FKKs plus what? Based in Duisburg, I had a little "selection", after discharging tens of options, with just 52 places to choose from in one week of stay, a total of nearly 2000 girls, I was waking up every day with headaches wondering where to go and what to do. That's why NRW is my favourite place, Myrrh, not only for what and who you think. Only this year I've already been with some 90 girls, repeating only with those where I live, which I don't post about, and that one which I "particularly liked" in a moment of weakness because in many things her personality reminds me of my (to me) irreplaceable unbeatable last girlfriend, whose loss made me decide definitely to go mongering for the rest of my life, at 40, without (hopefully) getting anymore involved sentimentally. 1 "liking" out of 90 is not a great percentage, even if from certain points of view the aftermaths of zimmering Vanessa are "better" to me than zimmering with "her". I'm not the first one and won't be the last to develop some "liking" towards a "provider", even if she's an AO provider with all that this implies. You think I enjoyed more the 170 euros I spent in Oase with clean healthy safe (?) expensive providers in high level clubs or the 30 euros she cost me for some intense 90 minutes couch time (which I broke to go with another girl!) and 45 mins zimmer time without entering details? Anyway, keep on enjoying teasing me, I deserve it, luckily she's to leave and not sure of coming back.

Shower clarification: in the minute that Vanessa sat by me by the pool and allowed me some light touching of her back, I noticed she was wet, like creamy. I asked her if she had sun lotions and she said no. When we were passing by the showers going to the room, I gently suggested a couple of minutes break for showering. I don't even remember in what language we spoke (I'm 0 with computer but I reasonably handle 4 languages, even if I'm discovering that my english is terrible) , but it was literally something like "ok, let's go for a little shower and meet up here". I see nothing wrong in that, it wasn't a command, if I tell you let's have a couple of beers you'll get offended for me forcing you to drink? Or you'll think that I want to insinuate that you are dying from thirst because you can't afford to buy one? Or you'll appreciate my kindness?

Finally, I behave as good as I can, in normal life and especially when mongering, to "ensure" having an enjoyable session. I strongly want sex, I pay for it, even in advance, why should I want to waste my time and money arguing with the "provider"? Also, if I get disappointed or upset I'll lose the erection. I'm not a difficult customer: I'm happy with a bit of BBBJ and one-two positions fucks, all I want is to rub my penis against a girl's mucosa. If the girl has a minimum decent behaviour, the only problem I can give is that I don't finish quickly (if I finish). I can be more mechanic than them! I don't ask for anal because I'd die if I saw or smelt brown stuff, I had anal in my life a really few times and was always lucky that nothing came out; I don't DATY, because (take a seat and hold tight) I'm afraid of diseases, well, if I must take one it must be for my own pleasure and odds must be in my favour; normally I don't kiss because I don't fancy sperm leftovers and I don't necessary need to make particular acrobatics, so tell me what can go wrong with me.

Ok, this is it from me from Oase and World, at least for what concerns field reports. Reminding all of you that I don't mean to offend or argue with anyone for any reason, I apologize for whatever you may find wrong or bad. I just gave my experiences and opinions without meaning to preach or teach anything to anyone, nor to lurkers nor to members with hundreds or thousands of posts.

BTW, I complied with my duty of reporting, so try to respect my opinions and don't think to crush me from the height of overwhelming numbers: any post, even a "me too", counts for one, but this post alone is worth how many of those?

Respectfully yours,

EG

[Hessen Bub]

Sure I do go for the club experience not just for fucking. Same for a restaurant, I do not go there for the food only, I want a nice atmosphere, friendly staff, drinks, good company.

HB

[Nille Copenhagen]

Sex is a much higher priority than expensive dining. Besides, Oase is not my favourite restaurant. If I go out to eat, I want special quality, or don't waste the time.

When I go to FKK, its not for food, not for massage, not for "wellness", sauna etc. There is one aim. To have sex with hot young girls. I would prefer to be able to use my break time any way I choose. Food and something to drink should be provided as an added attraction to allow us to stay for very extended time so the girls can make good money.

I see your situation.

We are talking 10€ extra, a McD meal is about 7-8€ is that not expensive for some crap frozen ready made food?

If you don't want to use the club facility why pay 70€ to enter, if it's only sex you want then why don't visit private girls or pure brothels? Then you have saved 70€ entrance. Or visit the Flatrate Partytreff clubs?

[Nille Copenhagen]

If you go to Oase (or most other clubs with some exceptions) for the food you are doing it wrong. I don't go to a restaurant to fuck young girls.

HB

I'm not going to FKK for the food, I'm going there for the whole experience, first of all the girls, the interactions, the atmosphere, the wellness facilities, the food and drinks and to enjoy and to relax.

If I just want to fuck only there are plenty of private girls and pure brothels that provide wham bam thank you mam sex. In and out and goodbye.

No I go to FKK-clubs, because I want to stay from opening to closure and enjoy the whole experience, especially in the Summertime with outdoor activities.

My point is: I'm / many of us are pending lots of €€€ every visit so 10€ (for extra food at Oase) is a tiny amount in the budget. This will not stop me from visiting Oase, on the contrary the food is now consumable unlike before, I've before referred the food at Oase as prison food.

[The Cane]

If you go to Oase (or most other clubs with some exceptions) for the food you are doing it wrong. I don't go to a restaurant to fuck young girls.

HB

I want it all! Hahaha!

[Hessen Bub]

If you go to Oase (or most other clubs with some exceptions) for the food you are doing it wrong. I don't go to a restaurant to fuck young girls.

HB