FKK Oase - Burgholzhausen

[Lanthano]

I recently visited Oase since 11 am for some 14 hours.

Disclaimer against professionals: I am a sort of newbie to these clubs, which I nearly never visit, so don't bother too much what I write, my first visit here was 5 years ago, next, if ever, could be in more than 10. So..

The mission was to make 0 rooms. I wanted to feel a strongly desiderable beautiful man, courted by tens of beautiful girls with some stunners among them, but rejecting them all. Eat for free and save money. LOL! When I got off the car, a strong smell of manure gave me a forecast of what was expecting me: a day of shit, LOL!

I was (not) welcomed by a romanian young unkind theke, bit-chy face and pornstar look, which I'd see much better sitting on the couches, and anyway I am pretty sure she comes from there. She made me think that Alice in Dietz is a friendly warm cheerful theke. No greetings, no questions, no recommendations, but she, and anybody else, spoke to me directly in english. Couldn't I be or speak german? Or romanian? Eventually I understood: most of men were foreigners, mostly eastern asians, turkish and italians, a german customer would have felt abroad, I nearly didn't hear speaking any Deutsche all day.

The apex of the morning was when in the desert outdoor I spotted a cat, which was even a bit dirty. It was the only companionship I could reasonably hope to get that day, so I tried to befriend it, but it scratched my hand and I went around asking for disinfectants, possibly even a plaster. Ended up by reception, where this naughty theke told me twice, more and more angrily (but what was my crime?) that I had to pay for that, but I didn't even ask how much and left her to insult me with the other romanian slightly kinder, but much less sexy, young theke.

Food was nothing special all day, I was more impressed by the very small and dangerous bloody lockers. Literally bloody, because every time I opened mine, I would bang my head against it! And I didn't want to pay for medications!

When I arrived, there were I'd say not even 10 men and some 20 girls, only 2 of them I wouldn't have fucked, so 10%. I remembered reading that in normal clubs at the beginning of the day the level is low, because beauties and stars come later when there are more men. I worried that I wouldn't have been able to resist to an invasion of such and so many stunners, I am not used to!

Anyway, in the evening there must have been some 60-70 girls. I counted that some 10 I could have possibly wanted to fuck if met in a FKK like Grimberg, and as many as 21 not even in there. Practically 50% of the girls wasn't a threat to my integrity! Inspite of the parade of silicones, dyed hair, botox lips, tattoos and whatever else a girl can think to use to be more attractive, I wasn't seeing lovebirds heading to rooms.

I noticed all day that girls were constantly hunting men much more than the contrary, but the approaches were nearly always unsuccessful, normally lasting a few seconds, followed by harsh comments in the native language of the inexplicably rejected beauty. The problem probably was that girls don't go to the room for 50 E only. And everything is extra, at least another 50 E for any of the following: kissing, BBBJ, CIM, fingering, whatever you might think to do with a woman. Anal at least 100 more, talking is free, at least the initial seconds (the time you need to refuse and split or agree and go).

In the evening there was a lesbo show, 2 girls playing also with dildos. The hall was full of men and women watching. It looked like those sorts of discoteques for losers where nobody entering alone will walk out accompanied. Since it was tremendously difficult to see a couple marching off, I couldn't help thinking that those dildos were probably the only chance that those 2 girls had to receive something in the middle of their legs.

While driving there, I had carefully pondered what I could do to avoid being continuously tampered and hassled for going to a room and pay several extras, and I had come to this solution: ask for something I was pretty sure the girls wouldn't want to do. Many of them declared they would do anything, fulfill any fantasy, but when I mentioned my fantasy they would run away, mostly with contempt. In case I had met one who answered yes, I thought I could have tried to say that I wouldn't pay extra for that! I felt a Genius for sorting out also the possible second problem!

Unfortunately, these clever expedients worked with all the girls I got in touch with... but one ;-)

Hilarious report!

Yes, that is what that cat does. Congrats, you got scratched by the least deadly feline in the club!

Well sorry, you didn't end up with a proper room there, but imo, no room is better than a shitty room.

But yes, the spectacle of the girls hunting guys, then retreating when they don't get their 100 e rooms is quite a funny one. Been there and done that. And will likely put myself in that situation again.

Still, I like Oase, it will probably be the next club I hit when I get the time.

[Sebastiane]

When I go to Oase (or any other club in Germany) I estimate a budget based on what I think I'll spend (entrance + 50/30 x number of sessions + any extras I might want (I always do extras) and then when arrive at a figure I either double it or withdraw 250 extra. It's always worth having a minimum of 500 euros in your pocket.

(You don't have to spend it all but it gives you peace of mind and options and guaranteed fun).

[Sirioja]

It seems as though Oase is going the way of Palace which will ultimately lead to a decline as Palace did. This is inevitable as the girls are not good businesswomen capable of understanding that you must inculcate a good relationship with your clientele in order to be successful. I am certain that girls in less sharky clubs make a greater profit than those in clubs like Oase and Palace.

For my last visits, Palace is far higher level for girls than Oase and even Sharks. Need to speak about money with girls when I hate this, but at least I got few pretty girls at Palace, and didn't try yet Julia. De and blond angel face with full tattooed back. I need girls who look and behave like women, I don t pay for others.

[Turgid]

It seems as though Oase is going the way of Palace which will ultimately lead to a decline as Palace did. This is inevitable as the girls are not good businesswomen capable of understanding that you must inculcate a good relationship with your clientele in order to be successful. I am certain that girls in less sharky clubs make a greater profit than those in clubs like Oase and Palace.

[Sirioja]

It's best to just accept Oase as a 100 e club instead of an upsell club. The battle is already lost at Oase. I just go ahead and budget extra at Oase as I will be doing two to three 1 hour rooms. And since I've already opened my wallet, let's just throw a threesome or a CIM in there. You just shouldn't do that for more than 2 days in a row to not blow the bank.

As FKK land is not a CCCP kolkhoze for those who knew what it was, girls don't all worth same rate for me, I have no problem and don't regret to pay 260 per hour top girls at Globe, but many girls don t worth 50 for me, because not pretty enough, not elegant enough, not woman behavior enough. I don't pay for slutty behavior little girls. In some clubs, I feel low level for girls, nothing about performances, but lack of charm and elegance.

[ExpatLover]

I recently visited Oase since 11 am for some 14 hours.

Disclaimer against professionals: I am a sort of newbie to these clubs, which I nearly never visit, so don't bother too much what I write, my first visit here was 5 years ago, next, if ever, could be in more than 10. So..

The mission was to make 0 rooms. I wanted to feel a strongly desiderable beautiful man, courted by tens of beautiful girls with some stunners among them, but rejecting them all. Eat for free and save money. LOL! When I got off the car, a strong smell of manure gave me a forecast of what was expecting me: a day of shit, LOL!

I was (not) welcomed by a romanian young unkind theke, bit-chy face and pornstar look, which I'd see much better sitting on the couches, and anyway I am pretty sure she comes from there. She made me think that Alice in Dietz is a friendly warm cheerful theke. No greetings, no questions, no recommendations, but she, and anybody else, spoke to me directly in english. Couldn't I be or speak german? Or romanian? Eventually I understood: most of men were foreigners, mostly eastern asians, turkish and italians, a german customer would have felt abroad, I nearly didn't hear speaking any Deutsche all day..

Korrekt keiner kein Deutsch, your report is aligned with those of the German forums, a no go club except you are tourist, fair visitor.

[OmarRap]

I recently visited Oase since 11 am for some 14 hours.

Unfortunately, these clever expedients worked with all the girls I got in touch with... but one.

Great report EastGoing. Thank you for writing and sharing your visit to Oase. Highly entertaining and thoroughly enjoyable.

Appreciate that you had been to Oase before but 5 years before so in effect you were a newbie.

14 hours in the club is a long to be kicking your heels not expecting to have a tryst with a working girl. But you were a man on a mission which you achieved.

Well done in finding AO sex at Oase for the basic price of 50 euros which is the wedding night style sex that senior reporters like Gina insist can be had and to pay more is being upsold.

You have inspired probably a generation to follow in your footsteps.

[EastGoing]

I recently visited Oase since 11 am for some 14 hours.

Disclaimer against professionals: I am a sort of newbie to these clubs, which I nearly never visit, so don't bother too much what I write, my first visit here was 5 years ago, next, if ever, could be in more than 10. So..

The mission was to make 0 rooms. I wanted to feel a strongly desiderable beautiful man, courted by tens of beautiful girls with some stunners among them, but rejecting them all. Eat for free and save money. LOL! When I got off the car, a strong smell of manure gave me a forecast of what was expecting me: a day of shit, LOL!

I was (not) welcomed by a romanian young unkind theke, bit-chy face and pornstar look, which I'd see much better sitting on the couches, and anyway I am pretty sure she comes from there. She made me think that Alice in Dietz is a friendly warm cheerful theke. No greetings, no questions, no recommendations, but she, and anybody else, spoke to me directly in english. Couldn't I be or speak german? Or romanian? Eventually I understood: most of men were foreigners, mostly eastern asians, turkish and italians, a german customer would have felt abroad, I nearly didn't hear speaking any Deutsche all day.

The apex of the morning was when in the desert outdoor I spotted a cat, which was even a bit dirty. It was the only companionship I could reasonably hope to get that day, so I tried to befriend it, but it scratched my hand and I went around asking for disinfectants, possibly even a plaster. Ended up by reception, where this naughty theke told me twice, more and more angrily (but what was my crime?) that I had to pay for that, but I didn't even ask how much and left her to insult me with the other romanian slightly kinder, but much less sexy, young theke.

Food was nothing special all day, I was more impressed by the very small and dangerous bloody lockers. Literally bloody, because every time I opened mine, I would bang my head against it! And I didn't want to pay for medications!

When I arrived, there were I'd say not even 10 men and some 20 girls, only 2 of them I wouldn't have fucked, so 10%. I remembered reading that in normal clubs at the beginning of the day the level is low, because beauties and stars come later when there are more men. I worried that I wouldn't have been able to resist to an invasion of such and so many stunners, I am not used to!

Anyway, in the evening there must have been some 60-70 girls. I counted that some 10 I could have possibly wanted to fuck if met in a FKK like Grimberg, and as many as 21 not even in there. Practically 50% of the girls wasn't a threat to my integrity! Inspite of the parade of silicones, dyed hair, botox lips, tattoos and whatever else a girl can think to use to be more attractive, I wasn't seeing lovebirds heading to rooms.

I noticed all day that girls were constantly hunting men much more than the contrary, but the approaches were nearly always unsuccessful, normally lasting a few seconds, followed by harsh comments in the native language of the inexplicably rejected beauty. The problem probably was that girls don't go to the room for 50 E only. And everything is extra, at least another 50 E for any of the following: kissing, BBBJ, CIM, fingering, whatever you might think to do with a woman. Anal at least 100 more, talking is free, at least the initial seconds (the time you need to refuse and split or agree and go).

In the evening there was a lesbo show, 2 girls playing also with dildos. The hall was full of men and women watching. It looked like those sorts of discoteques for losers where nobody entering alone will walk out accompanied. Since it was tremendously difficult to see a couple marching off, I couldn't help thinking that those dildos were probably the only chance that those 2 girls had to receive something in the middle of their legs.

While driving there, I had carefully pondered what I could do to avoid being continuously tampered and hassled for going to a room and pay several extras, and I had come to this solution: ask for something I was pretty sure the girls wouldn't want to do. Many of them declared they would do anything, fulfill any fantasy, but when I mentioned my fantasy they would run away, mostly with contempt. In case I had met one who answered yes, I thought I could have tried to say that I wouldn't pay extra for that! I felt a Genius for sorting out also the possible second problem!

Unfortunately, these clever expedients worked with all the girls I got in touch with... but one ;-)

[ExpatLover]

On my latest visit around October 17th the flies plague had abated or had been dealt with. Besides I don't remember a problem with flies in the catering area. The lounge upstairs was the problem.

Yes of course it is each year the some problem in September and October.

[Takedown]

Too many upselling girls especially at Oase. And guys are paying them and its the regulars.

It's best to just accept Oase as a 100 e club instead of an upsell club. The battle is already lost at Oase. I just go ahead and budget extra at Oase as I will be doing two to three 1 hour rooms. And since I've already opened my wallet, let's just throw a threesome or a CIM in there. You just shouldn't do that for more than 2 days in a row to not blow the bank.

[Takedown]

Can some one also confirm this flies issue? Thanks.

There were a few flies but nothing like the summer problem. I noticed one in each room including the lounge, dining room and relax room.

[XXL]

Can some one also confirm this flies issue? Thanks.

On my latest visit around October 17th the flies plague had abated or had been dealt with. Besides I don't remember a problem with flies in the catering area. The lounge upstairs was the problem.

[DaWong949]

Group,

Stopped into Oase on my inbound leg to Hanover, I will confirm that the girls are way way to pushy and just will not give good service for less than 100 Euro. And the flies! Everywhere! If this an establishment in the USA, it would have the kitchen area shut down!

To bad, as I agree that the facilities are very nice!

Can some one also confirm this flies issue? Thanks.

[BadinSweet]

Some of you asked in the past, Kati (ex-World Britney) is back to the club from her long break yesterday. Enjoy.

[OmarRap]

Group,

Stopped into Oase on my inbound leg to Hanover, I will confirm that the girls are way way to pushy and just will not give good service for less than 100 Euro. And the flies! Everywhere! If this an establishment in the USA, it would have the kitchen area shut down!

To bad, as I agree that the facilities are very nice!

Totally agree about the pesky flies at Oase. The facilities team at Oase have no concern about ridding the place of flies. Really annoying especially when you are relaxing then those flies land on you and tickle you.

Those flies go everywhere. Hell, you even have the flies landing on your coin purse when you are getting a BJ in the room. That ain't funny when that happens.

As for up selling, you really have to hold your balls when negotiating with girls to go to the room.

Really puts you off attending FKK as the whole point is standard service from each girl for a standard price so you did not need to worry about what you were getting when going to the room. Now that standard service is no more. Really FKK has lost its appeal.

Too many upselling girls especially at Oase. And guys are paying them and its the regulars.