Sauna Club Planet Happy Garden - Oedt

[Breadman]

Most visitors to LR use one of the GT coupons for 10E off and Villa Vertigo (which is off course also crap) has the 30E entry before 6pm on weekdays.

I looked on VV's website for this promotion, couldn't find it anywhere. Is it on a website or thru their newsletter?

But things will change, just in the last couple of weeks the club has changed hands (supposedly to the owner of Magnum) , so they might find some way of turning the demise around. Although going in the direction of Magnum will not bring regulars back.

Having a 'sister club' entry deal for both clubs would help bring in some business.

[Free Dude]

PHG has been doing fairly badly lately, with many regulars turning away and sometimes as little as 20 girls in the evenings. The club really seems to be run on Louana alone. They also stick strongly to their pricing of 60E, whereas the other clubs in the region have all kinds of possible reductions (except GT). Most visitors to LR use one of the GT coupons for 10E off and Villa Vertigo (which is off course also crap) has the 30E entry before 6pm on weekdays.

But things will change, just in the last couple of weeks the club has changed hands (supposedly to the owner of Magnum) , so they might find some way of turning the demise around. Although going in the direction of Magnum will not bring regulars back.

[Derk]

HPG is my favourite club in the NRW area, been there 2 years ago, I am surprised that not many recent reports here? I am planning to visit in May, anyone been there lately?

Thanks in advance.

PHG is not the club it was 10 years ago, I highly doubt it'll be what it was. With that said its gotten better over the last few years. They've had some management changes as well as staff.

The selection of women can vary, one Asian. 3-4 Russian gals, a few Polish and then the typical Romanian and Bulgarian girls. Food has been good, while not cooked to order, I've enjoyed swine cooked on spit, eggs and bacon for breakfast and a great bar.

Women seem to come and go, they do this circuit of PHG, GT, LR, MAGNUM and VV. If you don't know PHG has a sister club in nearby Willich called 7 Heaven, lower entry and room costs.

The quality also is a bit lower but there are some diamonds in the ruff.

[Jblack]

HPG is my favourite club in the NRW area, been there 2 years ago, I am surprised that not many recent reports here? I am planning to visit in May, anyone been there lately?

Thanks in advance.

[MrPhun]

Hey again,

MrPhun, it is really disappointing that you have run into a girl like this. I would think girls at this place would be really hurting for business right now, and some are pulling stunts like this to grab as much as they can. Something I've noticed about this club before I stopped attending is that there were different types of Romanians that showed up, that I wasn't too keen on. They were all heavily tattood, gypsy like, and looked to have bad attitudes, and maybe you have run into one of them.

Before I have stopped attending this place, there were several Romanians with great attitudes there. The Romanians at the club converted me to more Romanian seeking punter. Just like your experience, every visit I would run into one girl, that would really get passionate in the room. DFKing like mad woman. Those girls that did so, raised the standard of service I would seek on my later trips..

Some girls seemed to have such a shark-attitude. Normally I recognise the signs, but she behaved nice when we were at the cinema and also the time before, so I've agreed to continue in the room. Probably I did not take enough time to relax and then decide more carefully. I can totally understand what you mean with those crazy, wild, passionated and plain hot girls. That is the reason for my three trips to LR, I always had there at least one such session and this time at PHG too. The part with the money, I still can't believe, it seems to make them fun and the money is just a bonus. Never had such experiences outside a club and luckily never had the disappointment to find out that one or all my favourite girls left. Funny thing is that I even tried to convince Irina to stay there, so that I have a reason to revisit next month.

After entering the club, there were some Russian girls which attracted my attention. My Russian skills are poor, but still good enough to convince Russian girls for better service (already happened a few times, altough not in fkk / sauna clubs). Somehow I could not find any of them later, maybe booked out or leave. Probably she was there, but can't confirm for sure, as I've seen those girls just a few seconds, talking about something in Russian.

I'm looking forward to read an Austria report from you.

Cheers,

MrPhun

[MrPhun]

Thanks so much for the update, MrPhun. I was going to post asking if anyone had been recently. How many girls were present? Did you check out ByNight? Is it still separated from PHG or can you walk there through the garden again?

You should have complained to the theke about the upcharge girl and any girl who tries charging more than 75 per hour. PHG takes complaints pretty seriously.

When I arrived, there were probably 8 girls at the bar and another 20 or more having a meal (sometimes hard to count after a first glimpse) , so I used the time to discover the club. The outdoor area got used by smokers and after a look outside the tent it didn't look like there would be some action. I didn't ask, but it seems the clubs are still separated.

You should have reported the girl. Some girls will target customers that they think won't complain to management. Perhaps men from East Asia who do not have a strong command of English or German.

I did not report her, because I had not that much time (Friday normal working day) and just didn't want to think any further about her. Not the best decision, but after a long working day I just tried to have some fun and relax. Probably will see her again at LR, as she told me (before the session) she sometimes works there too. It might help to identify her by her country: she's half Turkish and half Hungarian (just a warning for ISG readers).

To the East Asian guy thing: I look like an german (altough I'm not) and speak fluently English, German and a few bits Russian. There is no reason not to report her, but somehow my thoughts were nailed to hunting and relaxing mode.

Cheers,

MrPhun

[McAdonis]

You should have reported the girl. Some girls will target customers that they think won't complain to management. Perhaps men from East Asia who do not have a strong command of English or German.

Hey guys,

I was curious about PHG, so I went there last Thursday (20. 02.) in the evening. Bluat is right, the lineup is nothing special, just a few good looking girls and most others average or below. Anyway I like girls where you have something to grab, so it wasn't a disappointment for me. Nearly all the girls I walked past wanted to take me to a room, which is nothing special at all, but they really tried hard. I can compare this evening only with my trips to LR, but I got the impression that the girls there don't have that much customers as the girls in LR. The ratio was quite good, at 7 it was 4:1 (w:m) and later (10-11) became 2:1.

To the prices: the Russian woman at the reception said 50€ for 30 min. And 75€ for an hour (like in other clubs too) , but in the end all the girls insisted in 100€ minimum per hour. The first girl which I took to the room (don't know her name) gave me a nice BBBJ, but suddenly tried to sell me an hour for 250€, otherwise no normal sex. She even counted the minutes we were in the cinema and the time I had to wait for her to take a key (20 minutes in total) , what a shark. That kind of experience I know and expect from street hookers or other girls, but not in a sauna or fkk club.

Anyway the other two Romanian girls, Angel (?) and Irina I have sessioned with had a much better attitude. That day was Angel's first day there and her first day as a WG too. The session was ok, but she was a bit nervous, still a sweet girl. I had a hard working day, it was already a bit late and I had a bigger cool down after the first two sessions, but then Irina approached me. Somehow I have known that a session with her would be nice (chemistry fitted) , altough she is not the type of girl I normally like (she's slim, small, but has a cute face). In the room I instantly noticed her wet pussy, so I've introduced her to my tongue. I like it when the girls have fun too, as normally their service improves, at least a bit (may be my imagination, makes fun anyway). After approx. 10 minutes she finished and we continued with multiple other positions. Every single position made a hell lot of fun, as her pussy was tight. In my entire (joung) life I never had so much fun fucking in positions like missionary, but with her it was like in heaven. Like PussyLiccker too I had the luck to find a horny girl, which in my eyes has lead to the best fuck since a few months, if not years. Sadly she said that she will leave, first some time in romania and then she will head to an austrian club.

Thanks to Irina the visit was totally worth it. If there is a little chance to repeat such a nice happening I will visit this club again, but not in the next time (still too many others to be discovered).

Cheers,

MrPhun

[PussyLiccker]

The first girl which I took to the room (don't know her name) gave me a nice BBBJ, but suddenly tried to sell me an hour for 250€, otherwise no normal sex. She even counted the minutes we were in the cinema and the time I had to wait for her to take a key (20 minutes in total) , what a shark. That kind of experience I know and expect from street hookers or other girls, but not in a sauna or fkk club.

Like PussyLiccker too I had the luck to find a horny girl, which in my eyes has lead to the best fuck since a few months, if not years. Sadly she said that she will leave, first some time in romania and then she will head to an austrian club.

MrPhun, it is really disappointing that you have run into a girl like this. I would think girls at this place would be really hurting for business right now, and some are pulling stunts like this to grab as much as they can. Something I've noticed about this club before I stopped attending is that there were different types of Romanians that showed up, that I wasn't too keen on. They were all heavily tattood, gypsy like, and looked to have bad attitudes, and maybe you have run into one of them.

Before I have stopped attending this place, there were several Romanians with great attitudes there. The Romanians at the club converted me to more Romanian seeking punter. Just like your experience, every visit I would run into one girl, that would really get passionate in the room. DFKing like mad woman. Those girls that did so, raised the standard of service I would seek on my later trips.

The types of Romanains I run into there were so innocent that I gave them 50 for over half hour of service, and they were happy. One girl I gave 75 for an hour of service and she was so happy she has gotten 75. I don't know what has happend with the line-up to change this. What is a shame is that some of my favorite are not there every time I visit. Maybe all my favorites at this place moved to Austria (I will find out soon).

There was a Russian girl brunette with blue eyes with bow ties on her neck. Have you seen her? She's the one that told me she comes to the club to enjoy sex and make money. Also Violetta that is now at Magnum used to come here on Fridays and Saturdays, and she was the same, came to enjoy sex and make money. You can tell she enjoyed sex if you have been with her in the room. It could have been the alcohol as she loves to drink.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks so much for the update, MrPhun. I was going to post asking if anyone had been recently. How many girls were present? Did you check out ByNight? Is it still separated from PHG or can you walk there through the garden again?

You should have complained to the theke about the upcharge girl and any girl who tries charging more than 75 per hour. PHG takes complaints pretty seriously.

[MrPhun]

Hey guys,

I was curious about PHG, so I went there last Thursday (20. 02.) in the evening. Bluat is right, the lineup is nothing special, just a few good looking girls and most others average or below. Anyway I like girls where you have something to grab, so it wasn't a disappointment for me. Nearly all the girls I walked past wanted to take me to a room, which is nothing special at all, but they really tried hard. I can compare this evening only with my trips to LR, but I got the impression that the girls there don't have that much customers as the girls in LR. The ratio was quite good, at 7 it was 4:1 (w:m) and later (10-11) became 2:1.

To the prices: the Russian woman at the reception said 50€ for 30 min. And 75€ for an hour (like in other clubs too) , but in the end all the girls insisted in 100€ minimum per hour. The first girl which I took to the room (don't know her name) gave me a nice BBBJ, but suddenly tried to sell me an hour for 250€, otherwise no normal sex. She even counted the minutes we were in the cinema and the time I had to wait for her to take a key (20 minutes in total) , what a shark. That kind of experience I know and expect from street hookers or other girls, but not in a sauna or fkk club.

Anyway the other two Romanian girls, Angel (?) and Irina I have sessioned with had a much better attitude. That day was Angel's first day there and her first day as a WG too. The session was ok, but she was a bit nervous, still a sweet girl. I had a hard working day, it was already a bit late and I had a bigger cool down after the first two sessions, but then Irina approached me. Somehow I have known that a session with her would be nice (chemistry fitted) , altough she is not the type of girl I normally like (she's slim, small, but has a cute face). In the room I instantly noticed her wet pussy, so I've introduced her to my tongue. I like it when the girls have fun too, as normally their service improves, at least a bit (may be my imagination, makes fun anyway). After approx. 10 minutes she finished and we continued with multiple other positions. Every single position made a hell lot of fun, as her pussy was tight. In my entire (joung) life I never had so much fun fucking in positions like missionary, but with her it was like in heaven. Like PussyLiccker too I had the luck to find a horny girl, which in my eyes has lead to the best fuck since a few months, if not years. Sadly she said that she will leave, first some time in romania and then she will head to an austrian club.

Thanks to Irina the visit was totally worth it. If there is a little chance to repeat such a nice happening I will visit this club again, but not in the next time (still too many others to be discovered).

Cheers,

MrPhun

[Bluat]

Currently at Planet Happy Garden after maybe 1-2 years absence. I got to say this is nothing like what I experienced when I was here last. I guess it's to be expected due to the holidays, but I didn't think it'd be this bad especially on a Friday night. I would say there are 3 girls in the 7-8 range, and the other maybe 20 girls in need of some gym time. I eventually went with a slim girl who claims to be from Greece. Normally on a normal day I would seek other stunners first but if they are booked then she is a decent backup plan. Forgot her name, but she is tanned, speaks very little English, petite, has small tits, and has curly shoulder length black hair. I thought she'd be a good kisser seeing as how she was licking me on the couch, but in the room just a LFKer. Overall an OK experience, good enough to get your rocks off but not a repeat type of girl for me.

So if anyone here is thinking about visiting this place within the next week I suggest going somewhere else. Unless of course you like your girls with a few extra kilos and hardly any male competition because this place is totally dead. I will say though that the girls do seem desperate for business so I do see them spending alot of couch time with potential clients even though they've been turned down many times.

[PussyLiccker]

So, I've been to PHG a few times, and everytime I go there I always end up finding one real crazy girl in the room. As soon as we get in she would DFK me like a mad animal, and let me finger her everywhere. That happened last few trips. I'm wondering if it's because these girls don't have so much sex throughout the day, and if they find a client they get all crazy because they are horny at the time.

Same thing happened at Mondial with a girl that I had 3 sessions with. Second one was crazy with her DFKing me as a mad woman and she let me finger her and rub her pussy as I pleased. When I asked her the third session why she doesn't perform like that on the last one, she told me she was horny on the second session. I guess girls have a period through the day when they are kinda horny. I guess you have to grab them as the right moment. Also, if you go to a club with girls doing 20 sessions a day(GT), it's a bad idea to do a session after she has done a few. Also girls doing so much sessions, you would not be so lucky to find a girl in a horny state, and their pussy would be sore by the end of the night and they will be tired.

[PussyLiccker]

Don't know if I should write this here or the lounge, but I had an unusual occurrence happen at PHG. I met a Russian girl there that does not regularly work in the clubs as she's settled down with a man. She told me that her regular sexual activity doesn't satisfy what she seeks with her man so she attends Saunaclubs to enjoy sex and make money.

When I went into the room with her I felt her pussy, and it it was quite wet and told her she was wet. She told me she was quite horny that day and she explained to me why she came that day. I don't think I personally made her wet, she was wet in the club, just ready for sexual activity with someone. She told me in Saunaclubs she can meet an attractive man to have sex with and get paid. I believe girls like this show up at clubs. They could be the odd ones that show up randomly that their primary profession isn't working in the clubs. I know Polen Wioletta shows up on Fri and Sat, and she mainly drinks and socializes at the club. I took her to the room and she was quite enjoyable. Wioletta has a regular job during the week. To me, I get the impression that she comes to socialize and enjoy sex at PHG. Also, there were reports of men being turned down at this club, possibly these girls are not regular workers but come to party and maybe have sex there. Just my thoughts.

[Banana Boi]

I was there a couple of weeks ago on a weekend night and there were only about 30-35 girls. It was ok since there were many more girls than guys. The numbers have been way down. Lots of girls are ok but nothing spectacular. Hungarian Bonnie is a gem though. Cute girl fantastic session. Angie has left for LR and is now one of the stars of LR under the name Cora. I likely won't be returning until next Summer unless someone can confirm Miha has returned.

PHG is definitely a better club in the Summer. The main room where most of the girls are is too small. The DJ booth taking away 1/4 of the sofas in the prime area of the main room makes no sense to me at all. Move him to a corner somewhere or to another part of the club. we don't go there to see a no name DJ.

[Rain City]

Visited PHG on Thursday. During the daytime, there were just a few girls. A few more came in for the evening shift, but overall number was rather small. Is it always like this at PHG lately?

Food was pretty good. When I arrived in the early afternoon, breakfast was still served. Plenty of choices, both hot and cold dishes. Then they served dinner around 6:30 pm until 10 pm. They served alcohol beverages, and used some kind of a punch card. I'd assume the card is for the hard alcohol drinks?

The facility is relatively small, especially during the winter as you cannot spend time outside. So probably the number of the girls (20-30) and the guests was appropriate for the size?

I spent time with Liani from Germany. She spoke passable English. Slim blonde in her late 20s. She was eager to please and finished with cim. Enjoyable.

I also spent time with Camilla from Hungary. She is young and relatively short. Dark hair. She did not speak much English, so it was rather difficult to communicate. She was trying hard, but she wasn't very good. She might be really new to this.

PHG had a big screen TV projector and showing the EL soccer match. I enjoyed that also, as it was better than watching in a sports bar.

I'm curious if this place has more girls during the weekend. Any input from the local?