Sauna Club Planet Happy Garden - Oedt

[Sirioja]

How many girls are there at PHG now on a busy night? When I was there in February for a few hours past midnight on a rainy day (can't recall which day of the week it was) I only saw 20 girls or so. And it felt like a far cry from being worth the 60 e entry. The layout indoors seemed a bit odd also, but I can see it may be a fine club if going there with friends. Going there solo when it was raining felt a bit awkward however. Especially the way the lounge is set up. A club with a pool like this should perhaps aim to be more of a day club than a night club. But I suppose VV still has some of that. Or so I hope as I have only heard a lot about it but not gone yet. The interesting thing with PHG is that I met a girl who said she was going back to PHG, and she was pretty great. But I forgot the name.

Early happy hour 35 at VV, but even good foods, free beer in bottle, they play formula 1 on large screen, but if You don t have a favorite there, I had 2, then PHG casting don t worth anymore 60€ entry. Same for Magnum. 60 even too expensive now for LR casting level, even they give now to drink in bigger glasses. Only GT worth 60 around Düsseldorf, when casting is correct.

[Sirioja]

I don't think so, I did not see any back entrance at PHG. If you don't mind too much on how the girls look then prices are unbeatable: 10 e entry and 25 e / 30 min.

On 2013, when I visited weekly Barbie Louana. Ro, we could visit other club for free with PHG entry, with stairs on right of outside sauna, going down to other club.

[Pistons]

How many girls are there at PHG now on a busy night? When I was there in February for a few hours past midnight on a rainy day (can't recall which day of the week it was) I only saw 20 girls or so. And it felt like a far cry from being worth the 60 e entry. The layout indoors seemed a bit odd also, but I can see it may be a fine club if going there with friends. Going there solo when it was raining felt a bit awkward however. Especially the way the lounge is set up. A club with a pool like this should perhaps aim to be more of a day club than a night club. But I suppose VV still has some of that. Or so I hope as I have only heard a lot about it but not gone yet. The interesting thing with PHG is that I met a girl who said she was going back to PHG, and she was pretty great. But I forgot the name.

[KingOfBongo]

Are they still doing the deal where you can still walk over to By Night from PHG by heading out back past the pool and using the back entrance to enter By Night in your bathrobe? That is, paying entry for PHG covers you for both PHG and By Night?

Or, are both places operated completely separately in this respect now?

I don't think so, I did not see any back entrance at PHG. If you don't mind too much on how the girls look then prices are unbeatable: 10 e entry and 25 e / 30 min.

[UltraHappy]

Are they still doing the deal where you can still walk over to By Night from PHG by heading out back past the pool and using the back entrance to enter By Night in your bathrobe? That is, paying entry for PHG covers you for both PHG and By Night?

Or, are both places operated completely separately in this respect now?

Yesterday was my first visit to PHG. When I arrived, I was going to park my car in the first parking lot then I thought I would put my car farther, closer to the entry. This made me confuse PHG with the 'by night' club! I was surprised to only pay 10 e and hear that it was 25 e for 30 min and 50 e for 1 h. The guy who entered just after me, was small, had a strange voice as though it had been broken by cigarettes and he had a problem with one leg. One girl had issue with her teeth. All girls and guys were ugly, I felt like I was Brad Pitt over there, after 5 min I quickly left.

[KingOfBongo]

Yesterday was my first visit to PHG. When I arrived, I was going to park my car in the first parking lot then I thought I would put my car farther, closer to the entry. This made me confuse PHG with the 'by night' club! I was surprised to only pay 10 e and hear that it was 25 e for 30 min and 50 e for 1 h. The guy who entered just after me, was small, had a strange voice as though it had been broken by cigarettes and he had a problem with one leg. One girl had issue with her teeth. All girls and guys were ugly, I felt like I was Brad Pitt over there, after 5 min I quickly left.

I moved back my car in the first parking and entered to PHG. Club installations are quite good: food is good, bier included, swimming pool, wifi, enough rooms and some have ventilator. The only problem: the LU is average. No wow girl.

Girls seen or spoken with: Betty, Daniela, Nico, Nadia, Raluca, Narcisa, Roxi, Karli, Isabel, Caro. De, Antonia, Morena, Lucia, Kim.

(a girl with Caro's face and Nico's body would have suited me).

[PussyLiccker]

I visited on a Thurs night, so not sure if there is that much of a difference from a Fri LU. Keeping in mind that PHG has fallen under Magnum management for a long time now, and the same clientel, and gloomy mood particularly shows at the club. Also the way some of the girls over-dress (I saw girls with full tops, etc.) just like at Magnum with heavier makeup.

The irony of the mood was that they had a DJ playing thumping music in the dimmed lounge(just like Magnum main lounge), and girls were just sitting around bored. I recall back in the days, the lounge felt a bit livelier, few girls dancing, and drinking their cocktails in hand. Also, girls occupied with guys on the couch for long times. Now a days you see a group of Romies out in the smoking area, puffing away with a boring bar area.

I showed up pretty late at night knowing that under Magnum management, the club suffers the same empty club during the day scenario. Club opens to 5 am on Thurs (and to 7 am on weekend), so most girls shows up particularly later.

As soon as I walked in to the club I noticed one pretty blonde, but I got a bit of cold vibes, and she was wearing a top.

Sounds like tall good looking Larissa is one of the better providers there.

There were two girls that were formerly Dea and Natasha at LR (both friendly and nice girls). Interesting given that I heard Seda formerly of LR worked their temporarily in the past. I have also seen a girl at LR that was formerly of PHG. Yes, the girls move around for whatever reasons.

One positive about the club is that they serve good bbq (quality relative to other places), and does serve until quite late into the morning, so you will not go hungry in your stay. And the big negative is, not worth the 60 Euros entry. The club is out of the way, and given the current condition of the club, the 60 Euros entry turns me away. They need to offer discount entry, but happy hr during the day, I would not want to show up to an empty club during the day to be worth it.

[PussyLiccker]

Thanks Siri. Good to hear about the good lineup. Now someone needs to teach the girls to DFK.

The LU wasn't good on my visit. I don't see the club being like it's former days with the current management. My intuition about services here isn't good, and a bit hesistant to session here.

[Sirioja]

Thanks Siri. Good to hear about the good lineup. Now someone needs to teach the girls to DFK.

I wrote only quite good casting, meaning 3 brunettes and 2 blond were quite attractive look for me, the blond Romanian really looked like a woman, but answered not kissing. I arrived late and it was midnight after I took my only meal of the day. 2 brunettes were not free. Some girls are booked all night at PHG, by NL or Turkish or even Asians. 2 Answers not kissing killed my desire on this late night and I preferred to keep my money for next day. I was right because I found a great rediscovery on next day.

PHG only wake up about 6 pm, but opened until 5 am. Most of attractive girls are only looking for business only until about 2 or 3 am. 2 ex LR girls: Kim and another one. I would say best restaurant among NRW clubs. PHG also worth if You look for some products, in toilets close to desk, facing room 2.

Casting can compete for me with LR or YY at the moment for looks. Only GT where I could go with 5 girls on last Friday is higher for me. Unfortunately, girls at PHG are used to Turkish or NL who are not kisser lovers like me, so just have to find a super GFE with pretty face and slim natural body, like was model Valentina / Isa. Ro ex Aca, or Aida / Luana in 2013, and then PHG become a great club.

[BigBuddy69]

And not cheating on the time, and not trying to sell BBBJ as an extra.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks Siri. Good to hear about the good lineup. Now someone needs to teach the girls to DFK.

[Sirioja]

On Thursday 26 October, quite good casting at night, but some girls answer not kissing, so, not for me. Good foods for diner, I enjoyed banana juice.

[Vompat]

I was going to go to my old favorite club Sunday morning 14th October, at 12.30, reception said there is only 1 girl. I asked when is coming more, she said 2-3 hours. I asked to see the girl, she was OK, tall blonde Russian. Left and checked something next door, 10 € in, 10 € for 10 minute. Drove to Oceans.

[BigBuddy69]

This club is really perfect if you want to suffer permanent earloss. I came late around 9 pm, the music was unbearable. I'd rather listen to Optimist manele in Club LaLuna or in Samya. The BBQ is still good and the girls are still so pushy.

Little extract:

- Where do you come from?

-Fuckistan.

-What's the capital city?

-Lickistan.

Then she took me to the kino to flirt a little bit. I let her do it a little then I left.

When I came back, she tried her luck again:

-Do you kiss?

- Not with the tongue (bad start for me).

- And for the BJ?

- I put your dick in my mouth (funny girl).

- Ok but with or without?

- It's an extra now ask the reception they will put a sign about this tomorrow.

- There's no way I'm going to pay for something wich was free before.

So bye bye Miss Lickistan!! Second time I leave PHG without getting laid. Fortunately I had a free entrance.

[Finnish Fucker]

I could have told you and saved you time and money, my Finish friend.

HB.

Thanks, next time I might consult with you when I get an idea to try out these less popular clubs.