Other Areas

[Izl80]

Paraditas Only report:

Monterrey, Nuevo Laredo MEX.

Stayed at Fastos Hotel across the convenient Central Bus Station.

Streetgirls are located on the streets 3 blocks southeast of Fastos Hotel by Soriano.

Last count was about a dozen chikas spread on 2 streets asking 200 pesos for one or two positions and 70 pesos for room.

Working during the harsh uncomplimenting daylight.

San Luis Potosi

3 blocks north of Plaza De Mariachi at Jose de Lima Alley and Eje vial ponciano Arriaga during daylight we have about a dozen chikas. At nighttime a few trans. 2 blocks from state police headquarters?

270 pesos with 2 positions and room.

[Izl80]

Mazatlan. Sinaloa post-Eclipse Solar Total!

Masajes Nayeli: Paseo Claussen #107 Centro Mazatlan.

Above 99 Gran PizzA, take stairs and press timbre to enter 24 hrs.

"Medi"? Receptionist and Samara available at 0800 hrs.

1300 pesos 1 hour service massage CBJ and CFS. 800 pesos extra for kissing.

Samara de Mazatlan: Delgada with "1979" tattoo on arm.

Amigos she is pretty but 1 month of service shows no smiles and with my potbelly and ugly mug, freshly showered and shit and breathmints did not help at all. Beautiful but service is lacking for this teenager-20's looking chika.

Only back massage with lotion available.

Only 45 minutes but left room in 30 minutes.

Allergic to condom outside her moneymaker per her words.

Folks 1 hour is actually 45 minutes but my timer says 30 minutes when I received 15 min back massage and 15 incomplete service.

After getting dress and talking to Medi at the small cubicle reception office it was at the 45 minute mark.

I was asked if I would like to continue for 15 minutes to be fair but I told her it's better to call the Duena Brisa before I make my review. Alas she is not available, even when I offered to meet her at her convenience to her location per receptionist. They offered their business card to call the Lady Boss Brisa instead. This is while waiting at the beautiful view of a balcony bar.

Will I repeat? Perhaps a seasoned service oriented chika trumps beauty all day long? So, Yes with a cooperative lady that smiles. Suerte Amigos!

[TomJackin]

What is the draw or interest of paying such high prices for the strip clubs and other places rather than going through escort site?

There is no draw whatsoever. The one chica in the club came to my hotel the next day and with a lot lower price. I saved money with her and the escorts.

[Jbj64]

Great report and I will be there in late April or early may for a few nights.

What is the draw or interest of paying such high prices for the strip clubs and other places rather than going through escort site?

[Juan Carter]

I had hoped to take Luna and Regina from Mexico City to see the April 8 eclipse in Mazatlan but I can't get to Mexico in time. Today Valentina la Gringa said she will be there for the eclipse, staying with family. She asked me if I knew where she might announce her services. Jackson evidently didn't know Mexico very well when he designed ISG. There are nothing destinations with dedicated threads but Mazatland is dumped with "everywhere else". See her reviews in the DF Escorts thread and message me if you have Mazatlan reservations that week and want to see her. She told me that she will also announce in Seeking.

[John Clayton]

Welcome to Oaxaca!

...

Como siempre, solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

Como siempre. Awesome!

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Oaxaca!

Oaxaca was a very nice and clean city. The streets were always active, such as parades, local dancers, and other interesting activities. The food was outstanding and the street food venders were abundant.

According to Wikipedia, "Oaxaca is in southern Mexico. It is bordered by the states of Guerrero to the west, Puebla to the northwest, Veracruz to the north, and Chiapas to the east. To the south, Oaxaca has a significant coastline on the Pacific Ocean. The state is best known for its indigenous peoples and cultures.

A cultural colossus fit to rival anywhere in Latin America for history, gastronomy and colorful manifestations of indigenous culture, Oaxaca is a complex but intensely attractive city whose majestic churches and refined plazas have deservedly earned it a Unesco World Heritage badge."

Why Oaxaca?

My last time in Oaxaca was in January 2018. After that trip, Oaxaca became my favorite city in Mexico. The city, food, and the chicas were off the hook! I was about to return in 2020, but the wheels fell of the world because of pinche covid.

Note: I flew to Oaxaca out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book is not required.

All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.

I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back. CBX round trip was around 38 bucks. CBX prices are seasonal. They have a low season, regular season, and high season. I crossed during the low season.

After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I relaxed in the lounge for some chow and adult beverages. Returning, there was a VIP lounge outside of security.

Getting there:

I flew Aeromexico round-trip to Oaxaca. Each way, there was a layover in Mexico City. Beware of layover times at MEX! Make sure you have at least 1. 5 or 2 hours layover between flights at that airport! I cannot stress that enough. Between the four flights, three of them were delayed; fucking sad!

But on a good note, my flight from Tijuana to MEX was on one of Aeromexico's new aircraft, the B782-9. It was the best aircraft I have ever flown on in Mexico.

Airport transportation:

When I arrived in Oaxaca, there was a long line at the taxi stand. It was looped around in the airport and continued outside. By the time I got to the front of the line, all they had available were Colecticos and the cost was 120. I am not fond of shared transportation, but I did not see any other option. They stuffed us inside like fucking sardines! Lucky for me, I was the second person to be dropped off. Returning I took a taxi and the cost was 300.

Getting around town:

I used taxis throughout my stay. The taxis were not metered and the prices were rather reasonable. Uber was not available in Oaxaca, but DiDi was available. I only tried to use DiDi in two cities in Mexico, and in both cities, they were useless! I tried to use DiDi seven different times during my stay and I was only able to obtain one driver. I will confirm that DiDi sucks!

Hotel:

I stayed at the Hotel Casa Quiote close to El Zocalo. It was an adult only hotel and was very quiet; which I appreciated. The hotel was very nice and the staff was great. Was it girl friendly? Yes, I brought in a bargirl and two escorts during my stay.

Communication:

I have the T-Mobile Go5 GPlus55 plan; no worries whatsoever.

Restaurants:

I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:

El Escapalario – Outstanding.

La Casa de la Abuela. Good.

Asador Bacanora– Outstanding.

Casa Oaxaca – Outstanding.

Mercado de Abastos – Excellent.

I went to Mercado de Abastos because it was suggested by Ford Quarterman. I watched many of his videos and he has been spot-on each time. He features this market and the goat taco place. Yep, I ate the goat eye taco.

As you can tell, the food scene was incredible!

As I mentioned above, street food venders were abundant throughout the city.

Spanish:

I thought because Oaxaca was a tourist destination, English would be widely spoken. That was not the case, only some English was spoken, which included in the hotel, restaurants, drivers, chicas, and clubs.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

First off, during my research, I found around 5-6 clubs. During my romp, I found 8 clubs. In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to chime in with the correct information. I wrote down the prices of the cheapest beer and ficha.

Club: Salon Victoria.

Cover: None.

Beer: 90.

Ficha: 180.

Sex: 2500 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 10.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Thursday /10:30.

Comments: This club was a nice place with decent prices. It had a small round stage with handrails surrounding the stage. Maybe they had too many chicas tumble off the stage? It is a good club to check out.

Club: El Carrizal.

Cover: None.

Beer: 100.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 3500 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 30.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Thursday /11:15.

Comments: This club was my favorite during my romp. I met a real cutie on Thursday and on Friday, she was in my hotel; no rush whatsoever. There were two things I did not like about the place. The club was full of smoke and the small children's chairs sucked!

Club: Kadillac.

Cover: None.

Beer: 80.

Ficha: 250.

Sex: 4500 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 10.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Thursday /12:15.

Comments: This was a large great looking place. Out of the 10 chicas, most of them were hotties. The downside, there was a good amount of pressure from the servers and the chicas.

Club: Baraimas.

Cover: None.

Beer: 150.

Ficha: 300.

Sex: Forgot to ask; sorry.

On Site: Probably so.

Number of Chicas: 30.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Thursday /1:15.

Comments: This club had a long stage with two chicas always dancing. This was a large great looking place as well. When I was leaving, one of the security dudes asked me for a tip and I always have the same answer, "Why? You did not even touch my dick!" At that point, he reached down and touched my dick. All I could do was say, "Touche!" and then I tipped the dude. Yep, I will change my answer in the future; lesson learned.

Club: Baraimitas.

Cover: None.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 2000 for the chica, plus another 550 for the room for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 7.

Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Thursday /2.

Comments: This was a small dumpy local club. The place and the chicas were average at best. The prices were too high for the quality of the chicas and not a place I would recommend.

Club: La Envidia.

Cover: None.

Beer: 70.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 2500 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 12.

Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Friday /11:45.

Comments: This was an older, local, and packed club. It was too packed for my liking; thus, I did not spend a lot of time in the place. The chicas were older and I had very little interests in any of them. Worst off, the club was loud as fuck!

Club: Insomnia.

Cover: None.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 1800 for 20 minutes and 3600 for an hour. For whatever reason, their math sucks!

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 15.

Quality of Chicas: OK to good.

Night / Time: Friday /12:30.

Comments: This was another small dumpy local club. The place only sold beer and that pissed me off. Nothing really special to see there; skip the place.

Club: Imperio.

Cover: None.

Beer: 50.

Ficha: 1800.

Sex: 4500 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 9.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /1:15.

Comments: This was a nice smaller club and had some good looking chicas. The place was well lit so you could actually see the chicas. Nice place to check out.

NOTE: I went to the Mercado de Abastos food market the following day and was eating at the goat taco place. It was community seating and to my right, I saw three men trying to get my attention and it turned out they worked at the club as servers. They told me they saw me in the club last night and they wanted me to return tonight. I said, "For 4500 for an hour, hell no!" They promised me a huge discount, but I did not return.

Street scene:

There was a damn good street scene! I only had time to venture out to the street scene on Calle Galeana. Calle Galeana is between Calle Periferico and Calle de Nuno del Mercado. If you find Hotel Galeana, you are in the land of panocha! I lost count after I counted 60 chicas. This was around 3 pm on a Saturday afternoon.

I asked the price of several chicas and they all said either 200 for 15 minutes or 200 for 20 minutes. I found a chica that quoted me 500 for 30 minutes, which included every damn thing; I got lucky! After our session, I was so impressed and I decided to ask her if she wanted to meet my family. To my surprise, she said yes! And yes, I love her; forgot her name, but I still love her!

Escort scene:

The only escort site I use in Mexico is Mileroticos. In Oaxaca, there was a good amount of escorts posting during my trip. The prices ranged from 1200 to 2000 for an hour. I recruited in two escorts, one at 2000 for 1. 5 hours, and the other for 1800 for 1. 5 hours. Both were on time and they matched their photos.

Final thoughts on Oaxaca:

It was a seeking putas and eating great food trip. I thought the city was completely safe and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Oaxaca? Fuck yeah! Would I recommend it to other mongers? Another fuck yeah! There were several venues for putas; streets, clubs, and escorts. Not to mention, the food was fucking amazing! I had a great time in Oaxaca!

Como siempre, solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

[John Clayton]

My last day in Mazatlan (which, I really like) I went to Nayeli's casa de citas right on the malecon. This is a bonafide wh0 rehouse that operates completely openly above 99 Gran Pizza. I made the mistake (of going when there was a cruise ship in town, which is their busiest period. I got there at five just as all the Filipino and Chinese crew were hurriedly bailing out, panicking over getting a cab. There were six to eight half dressed girls there. At six when I left -- empty. Alexa was attentive, but worn out. $1300/ HR appears to be the price for all.

They have a website: https://www.masajesnayely.com/en

[Kuarel]

I'll be headed to Oaxaca in a few weeks and looking for any reputable brothels there. Google searches haven't been kind to me and even in this board only a single post asking the same question about Oaxaca is all I could find.

Help me Obi One Kenobi.

Google search wasn't much help for me either. I did find a few services though. Mileroticos has a lot of options but they aren't all what they seem. I've seen two ladies form the site. Both were nice, neither were as attractive as the ads let on, both were older. This of course is nothing new, just a heads up. I found some good advice on the local boad youtulust. Mostly advice on who to stay away from. I tried the Foco Rojo, a couple of older gals, service was ok. In the case of both the Foco Rojo and Mileroticos ladies service was about $30 for half hour of routine covered FS. Some of the Mileroticos girls offer uncovered oral, or natural. It's usually a small upgrade.

I also tried a massage place near the zocalo. They have a Facebook page called Salon Spa Oaxaca. You have to request the erotic massage. You may be met by an older gal, she give the legit massages as near as I could tell. The younger girls hanging around give the erotic massage. The weird thing is not all the girls do oral. Theres a hot young tattood girl who will have sex with you but nothing more, or at least that was my experience. Other boards confirmed this to be the case with the girls working there. There is one lady named Pam, attractive late 20's early 30's who will do oral, not sure about sex though. Inexpensive services, I think it was around $40 for half hour if I remember correctly. I stayed for an hour the first time with the tattood girl but it was much longer than needed. Her massage technique didn't warrant the extra time.

The best service, by far was with the laboutique. Vip site. Granted I've only seen two different ladies there so far and one of them I've repeated with a couple if times. I would have repeated with the other but she left town. You'll have to check the site frequently as the schedule changes a lot. The ladies come in from other cities, sometimes they stay an extra day or two, other times they leave early. The best, and largest number of ladies work out of the bog cities. But, Oaxaca does get several great ladies in as well. Unlike the bigger cities it can be a little hit or miss. One day there will be 7 or 8 ladies, the next it will be 1 or 2. This week is actually pretty light but it can change on a dime. Anyway, as I said, they have the best service by far of the options I've tried. They are also the most expensive. You'll have to meet them at a love motel, usually the Urban Motel. It's about $25 usd for 6 hours. At least I think that's what it is, they never really said. The ladies were both great. They average 2500 - 3000 pesos which is about $145-$175 usd by current exchange. You'll want to ask about services. Both offered covered FS with natural oral, lots of kissing, and a great time. Neither felt remotely mechanical, both felt like girlfriends. Some girls will also come to your hotel or airbnb for an extra fee FYI.

I plan to see at least one other laboutique lady later this week, hopefully she will be as good as the first two. Both were worth the extra cost. Check reviews in the laboutique forum. I understand they aren't all as amazing as the two I've seen but so far so good.

I have not tried the strip clubs. Baraimas and El Carrizal apepar to be the big ones. I have heard they are even more expensive, especially for gringos.

Also, have not tried the Foco Verde or the Foco Azul. I'm probably a little gun shy after Foco Rojo. You can find all three on Google. There's also a place called the Dollhouse outside of centro in an area called the Agrarian reform. I found an address but no contact info. Unless I hear from someone else who has been I probably won't try it. I say some report on the local board but nothing that said anything about hours, contact, etc. Looked a little sketchy.

And, whatever you do be sure to install Whatsapp. Thats about the only way you'll reach them. I also recommend a burner phone as well.

Keep in mind, unless you speak Spanish there is going to be some language obstacles. My Spanish isn't conversational so I have to rely on Google translate more than I'd like but it worked out fine.

Hope this helps, good luck and let us know what you find. Oaxaca is a great city. Not the best for this sort of thing though.

[John Clayton]

Welcome to Tepic!

...Why Tepic?

...Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

You are the bomb!

[TurboST]

I'll be headed to Oaxaca in a few weeks and looking for any reputable brothels there. Google searches haven't been kind to me and even in this board only a single post asking the same question about Oaxaca is all I could find.

Help me Obi One Kenobi.

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Tepic!

Tepic was a smaller city and had a small, but nice, tourist area, but outside of that area, there was not much to see or do during the day or night. The city was graffiti riddled and was rather dirty. I have been avoiding this city because of the high crime rate.

According to Wikipedia, "Tepic is the capital and largest city of the western Mexican state of Nayarit, as well as the seat of the Tepic Municipality. Located in the central part of the state, it stands at an altitude of 3,002 feet above sea level, on the banks of the areío Mololoa and the areío Tepic, approximately 140 miles north-west of Guadalajara, Jalisco. Nearby are the xtinct Sangangüey volcano and its crater lake. Tepic is the primary urban center of this rich agricultural region; major crops include sugarcane, tobacco and citrus fruits. ".

Why Tepic?

Well, the only place I visited in Nayarit was Sayulita and here was my summary of that place:

People:

Hippies; young and old.

A butt-load of grannies with bleach blonde hair and wrinkled BBQ skin.

Some surfers.

Locals for weddings.

Or just simply lost souls.

Place:

The town was not special whatsoever. The only folks on the beach were from Mexico. Not much eye candy in the town, unless you like nasty old wrinkled blondes.

Thus, I really did not get a good feel of the rest of the state. So, I returned to the state and spent a couple of days in the capital city, Tepic.

Note: I flew to Tepic out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book is not required.

All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.

I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back. CBX round trip was around 38 bucks. CBX prices are seasonal. They have a low season, regular season, and high season. I crossed during the low season.

After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I relaxed in the lounge for some chow and adult beverages. Returning, there was a very small restaurant that sold food and beverages. Lucky for me, they also sold Don Julio 70!

Getting there:

I flew Volaris round-trip to Tepic. The flight was around 2. 5 hours each way. The taxi to my hotel cost 360 and that seemed like a lot for a 20-minute trip. I used an Uber when I returned to the airport and the cost was 168.

Getting around town:

There were Ubers in Tepic, which was convenient. Besides the airport taxi, I did use a couple taxis in the city and neither one had meters.

Uber had a different set-up in Tepic. When I ordered an Uber, the next screen had nine different prices. The middle price was the suggested price and the others were lower or higher prices. Each time, I chose the suggested price and mose Ubers were okay with that. However, some others balked at the suggested price and countered with a higher price.

It seemed like I was bidding on eBay; which sucked! For example: When I was returning to the airport, the suggested price was 168, but the driver countered with 237. On that screen, there was an Accept or Decline option. I declined the offer and the driver accepted the suggested price of 168. It was just weird!

Hotel:

Originally, I booked a room at Hotel Las Palomas. I reserved a suite with a king bed. I even called the hotel 2-days before I left and confirmed my room. When I arrived, the front desk told me no suites were available and they only had rooms with 2-double beds. While I was still there, I called Fiesta Inn and reserved a room. Needless to say, I was pissed.

The Fiesta Inn worked out well. It was right in the middle of a shopping mall, and if you like Sears (anchor store), you will be a happy camper. Was it chica friendly? Yes, I brought in one bar chica on Saturday afternoon and an escort on Saturday evening. Overall, the hotel fit my needs.

Communication:

I have the T-Mobile Go5 GPlus55 plan; no worries whatsoever.

Restaurants:

I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:

Emiliano Comida & Vino. Outstanding.

Maya Bay. Average.

Roberto's. Good.

Dorlares. Good.

Spanish:

Tepic is not a tourist destination; hence, I heard no English spoken throughout my stay.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

I only found three clubs. In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to chime in with the correct information. I wrote down the prices of the cheapest beer and ficha.

Club: Zullys.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 300.

Sex: 1650 for 12 minutes, 3200 for 30, and 6400 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 12.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /11.

Comments: This was a very good-looking two-story club. The chicas were nice, but 1650 for 12 minutes? Hell, it takes me 5 minutes to take off my clothes and another 5 minutes to put them back on! Which would leave me with a whopping 2 minutes for sex.

Club: La Tanga.

Cover: None.

Beer: 40.

Ficha: 50.

Sex: 2400 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 2.

Quality of Chicas: Average.

Night / Time: Friday /12:15.

Comments: This was a huge dark club and when I walked in, the only thing I heard were crickets. Initially, there was only the bartender and one tiny chica I named, "The Munchkin. " The Munchkin was just over 4 feet tall and was average looking, but she was a hoot in the booth and upstairs in the room. She also came to my hotel the following day.

Club: Tapanko.

Cover: None.

Beer: 45.

Ficha: 295.

Sex: 2200 for 30 minutes and 4400 for an hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 15.

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday /1:45.

Comments: This was the best of the three clubs. The chicas were nice and friendly. The only problem I had with that club was there were too many dudes on the stage. First, they had some silly contest with the dudes, and later, the girls were beating the fuck out of the dudes with leather straps. That was about all I could take from one club; I left confused.

Some local bar:

Saturday evening my Uber driver took me to a down and dirty small local bar. There were around 10+ people in the place. I only saw one chica that was dressed like a puta and she was busy. A woman that ran the place was nice and I had her join us for a drink; she seemed happy about that. I did not get any prices from her because all the chicas were free agents. It was a nice local pleasant experience.

Street scene:

There was a small scene. Off of Av. Mexico Nte. , head west on Calle Nicolas Bravo. The first three blocks on Calle Nicolas Bravo was supposed to have all the action. We drove through there on Saturday around 4 pm; nothing! I returned there the same night around 10. I saw two; one was a trans and one chica that looked like Jabba the Hutt. The driver said we were too early and more chicas would be out later; I never returned.

When we drove by there earlier in the afternoon, the driver showed me the Merida Hotel on Calle Merida. Outside, there was a chica sitting next to the door of the hotel. I chatted with her and the prices were 1000 for 30 minutes and 2000 for an hour. I passed up the offer. She also said there would always be a chica sitting outside the hotel.

Escorts:

The escort scene on Mileroticos was quite limited to say the least. I finally found one that I liked and she came to the hotel around midnight. The cost was 2000 for an hour.

Final thoughts on Tepic:

It was a seeking putas and eating good food trip. I thought the city was safer than advertised and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Tepic? No! There was not a lot to see and do in the city and I thought two-nights were sufficient. Would I recommend the city to others mongers? If you are bored, sure! Otherwise, skip the place! After saying that, I still had a good time.

Como siempre, ¡Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

[Kuarel]

I'm hoping to swing by for a night or 2 in a couple of weeks. Hoping el jefe is still around. Either way I'll report back on what the current situation is.

Just wondering if you ever made it to Oaxaca. I'll be there next month and curious about the current local scene. There are a few great reports from Oaxaca but they are a couple of years old. Hard to find much online.

[John Clayton]

Welcome to Colima!... I ended up taking her upstairs above the stage to the VIP room. I had a great time and I already started to plan for the wedding! You are all invited to attend!...

I will definitely attend!

[VasyaPetya]

Welcome to Colima!

Colima is a smaller city and has a nice tourist area, but outside of that area, there was not much to see or do during the day. I have been avoiding this state because of the high crime / murder rate. However, I only have a few states left on my list to finish my quest, hence, I went for it!

Why Colima?

I am still slowly working my way through each state in Mexico; should be finish this year.

Note: I flew to Colima out of Tijuana and back only using my passport card. A passport book is not required.

All the money I quote is in pesos, unless you see the dollar sign.

I used CBX from Otay to the Tijuana airport and back. CBX round trip was around 38 bucks. CBX prices are seasonal. They have a low season, regular season, and high season. I crossed during the regular season, but for whatever reason, they charged me the low season price.

After clearing immigration at the Tijuana airport, I relaxed in the lounge for some chow and adult beverages. Returning, there was a VIP lounge called Salon Aeromar listed on the airport's website, however, the snack stand lady told me the lounge has been closed for over 9 years.

Getting there:

I flew Volaris round-trip to Colima. The flight was around 3-hours each way. The taxi to my hotel cost 350 and that seemed a lot for a 15-minute trip. I used an Uber when I returned to the airport and the cost was 190.

Getting around town:

There were Ubers in Colima, which was convenient. Besides the airport taxi, I did not use any other taxis in Colima. I did have an issue with one of the useless Uber drivers. First, I thought Exotika Massage was a place because when I researched the place, there was a brown building that kept popping-up on my screen.

I was a bit out of town at some famous local restaurant when I called the useless Uber. He took too long to arrive, but I had no other options at the point. We drove for over 30-minutes looking for a non-existing building. He stopped, pointed to some building, and left the crime scene quickly.

I was in the middle of fucking nowhere! All I saw was a half-dead cat, a limp-dick dog, and several unfinished buildings! I called the place and they confirmed it was, "outcall only. " It took a bit, but I finally got another Uber and got the fuck out of that area; I feel better now.

Hotel:

I stayed at the Gamma Colima Garden. Because I like the Gamma Cuernavaca Paradise, I figured it might be a good choice. The hotel was basic with no real extras and the restaurant / bar had weird hours of operation. Was it chica friendly? Yes, I brought in one escort on Friday evening and then the same escort with her friend on Saturday evening. Overall, the hotel fit my needs.

Communication:

I have the T-Mobile Go5 GPlus55 plan; no worries whatsoever.

Restaurants:

I did a lot of research before I left and here are my thoughts on the food scene:

Aroma. Outstanding.

Chepa Parrillo. Excellent.

Don Comalon Good.

Because of Independence Day, the street food venders were abundant throughout El Centro.

Spanish:

Colima is not a big tourist destination; hence, I heard no English spoken throughout my stay.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

First off, I asked my taxi driver from the airport and several Uber drivers about some of the monger venues and I did not care for their answers.

Here were their answers:

Porkys If you go, they will kill you.

Zona de Tolerancia. If you go, they will kill you.

Street girl area. If you go, they will kill you.

So hell, it seemed like a great time!

In each club / bar, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to chime in with the correct information. I wrote down the prices of the cheapest ficha and beer.

Club: La Pachanga.

Cover: None.

Beer: 66.

Ficha: 390.

Sex: 3900 for 30 minutes, double the price for 1 hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 10.

Quality of Chicas: Good to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /10:30.

Comments: A large great looking club. I did not care for the chicas' prices, so I just had one drink and left. However, it is worth checking out.

Club: Enigma.

Cover: None.

Beer: 100.

Ficha: 220.

Sex: 2950 for 30 minutes. 2950? Just round it up for christ's sake!

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas:

Quality of Chicas: Good to hot.

Night / Time: Friday / Midnight.

Comments: A smaller club with a few hotties in the mix. I did not take a chica to a room, but I did enjoy talking and drinking with them. Nice club; check it out.

Club: Porkys.

Cover: None.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: 200.

Sex: 2100 for 30 minutes.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 20.

Quality of Chicas: Okie dokie to very good.

Night / Time: Friday /12:45.

Comments: This was a huge local club. It was a down and dirty place; I loved it! I chatted with a few chicas; all friendly and touchy! The first night I met a blonde hottie that spoke English. She was ushered around table by table by her so-called pimp who was just a regular mesero. He pulled her from my table a couple of times, but she quickly returned shortly thereafter. I thought I had a different chica set-up to come to my hotel the following day, but she was a no show.

I returned Saturday night and the blonde quickly came to my table and we started drinking. I ended up taking her upstairs above the stage to the VIP room. I had a great time and I already started to plan for the wedding! You are all invited to attend!

The last two bars were in La Zona de Tolencia. There were only two bars opened and they were side by side:

Club: Mubatlan (not sure of the spelling).

Cover: None.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: Same prices for the chicas.

Sex: 1000 for 1 hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 6.

Quality of Chicas: Scary to they would do in a pinch!

Night / Time: Friday /1:45.

Comments: It was a small down and very dirty bar; I enjoyed myself. I chatted with a couple of the chicas, but I could not get pass the missing teeth. Friday night was a full evening of mongering; hence, I decided to toss in the towel.

Club: Aventura.

Cover: None.

Beer: 60.

Ficha: Same prices for the chicas.

Sex: 1000 for 1 hour.

On Site: Yes.

Number of Chicas: 2.

Quality of Chicas: Scary to they would do in a pinch!

Night / Time: Saturday /1.

Comments: It was another small down and very dirty bar; I enjoyed myself there as well. There were only two chicas in the bar. The first was fucking huge and the other was not as huge! I liked the fucking huge one and I decided to take her big ass to the room. The Little Sailor was terrified, but I gave him a pep talk and he felt better. I know, I am a sick fuck!

Other places:

Exotika Massage Outcall only.

La Escondido Closed or too hidden (pun attended).

Casa:

One of the more knowledgeable Uber drivers showed me a casa called, "Casa de Huesped. " It was located next to Hidalgo Park on a very uneven shitty road called, "Calle Juarez. " We stopped there Friday afternoon around 5 and I got a chance to talk to one of the chicas. She said it was 50 for the room and 500 for 30 minutes. There were four chicas, all older and somewhat chunky. I did not partake.

Street scene:

I was told by a few drivers the street girls hung out in and around Juarez Garden (park). On Friday afternoon, we drove around the park at 2 and 5 pm. We did not see one street girl; maybe it was too early?

Escorts:

On Friday early evening, I summoned an escort from Mileroticos. Her price was 1400 for an hour. She was not a clock-watcher and we played nicely together. We exchanged numbers and she was off to see her next client!

The same night, when she was client free, she started texting me. I asked if she had a friend that could join us tomorrow; she did! She also asked for beer to be onsite; no worries. Thus, on early Saturday evening she recruited in a younger hottie. I was ecstatic! The cost was 1400 each for an hour, but they stayed longer. Not sure about them, but I had a great time.

Final thoughts on Colima:

It was a seeking putas and eating great food trip. I thought the city was safer than advertised and I never felt threaten in any manner. Would I ever return to Colima? No! Even though I had a great time exploring the clubs / bars and escorts, that would not be enough to make me want to return. Would I recommend the city to others mongers? Sure, you only live once!

Como siempre, Solo mis dos pinche pesos, por supuesto!

Quality report. The prices seem to be astronomical though. 3000 for 30 minutes??