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[Spanky565]

Hey Elmaster,

Sorry for the late response, but I've not been on the hunt for about 2-3 months now- I'm seeing someone from my office on a semi-steady basis and she's been attending to all my "needs".

I have heard there's a strip club in Ciudad Valles but I haven't been there (yet)... don't know the name, only that it's on the NW side of town- sounds like a good excuse to do a little research this weekend!! I'll let you know what I find out.

As for San Luis, I went to a club named "Medusa", and it was appropriately named; but, there was a cute little 19-yo there (forget her name) who was tight as a drum- 1000 pesos (~$90) for an hour of full service incl. BBBJ. She was good, but not worth the trip to this dump, especially after I was shaken down by the local cops after leaving the place.

Spank

[Goshaw]

Thanks for the report on San Miguel, DiabloMactavish. I was aware of some of the clubs and bars, but you have increased my knowledge of other places. Will you be there this winter? I will be leaving the last week of January for two months. It would appear that there a number of Chicas that are pros but the city seens to have a reasonble tight rein on them and it is difficult to make contact. San Miguel is not like Celaya. If you wish a private contact with me please state so.

Thanks again

[DiabloMactavish]

I will be in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico in February and will be looking for some nice action. I have been there before and found it rather hard to locate some nice girls that enjoy discrete afternoon or evening fun.

I don't know what you mean by "nice girls", because by definition, a "nice mexican girl" would never indulge in "discrete afternoon or evening fun".

Anyhow, here are the current bars con chicas (ie paid companions):

Alter Ego (strip club)

La Cabaña (written about it here, check the archives - it hasn't changed)

Las Ranas (on the Libramiento, the ring road on the
northwestern edge of San Miguel)

Los Adobes (about 200 yards from Las Ranas)

Other than that you can try your luck at bars like Mama Mias and El Ring, but those girls aren't pro girls by any stretch of the imagination, and suggesting a paid relationship in a bar like that is likely to get you kicked out, at best.

Anyhow, feel free to PM if you have any further questions.

[Outinc]

Hi, I'm traveling down to Uruapan on Jan 21. It will be my first trip into Mexico. I'm used to the border towns, TJ, Nogales, Agua Prieta, ect. I'd like to have some current info on scene in Uruapan.

Thanks

[Goshaw]

I will be in San Miguel de Allende, Mexico in February and will be looking for some nice action. I have been there before and found it rather hard to locate some nice girls that enjoy discrete afternoon or evening fun.

Look forward to your help in San Miguel.

[TJ Black]

What's the scene like in Leon and Guanajanto? I may go there for the World Rally in March '04.

[A Toda Maquina]

Checked out Puebla found a Masaje place called Kristal in Col. San Baltazar ,a nice two story place ,fully furnished house with nice bedrooms & couch downstairs to watch bigscreen tv . At least six good lookin ladies there 300/350 pesos FS ,no rushing ,no knock on door . They even had a promotion two chicas 40 minutes 500 pesos.The chicas ranged from approx.25-30 yrs old.I had a chica even wanna get together for a
GFE! Overall , Puebla was a very nice,clean city with lots of friendly faces and nice places to go .but must be high in altitude because it was cold at night!

[jordu123]

Hello everyone,

I am going to Cuernavaca next month. Is there any good nightclub to go? Is there anything better than nightclub? How much I have to pay?

Thank you!

Joe

[elmaster]

Yo spanky,

How did you make out in Cd Valles? How about SLP? These cities bring back fond memories to me, as they are my stomping grounds (was born in Cd Valles, and lived 12 yrs in SLP). In fact, my hobbying first steps were in SLP, where I frequented the SW circuit, the strip clubs and went to the masajes. That was 6 years ago, now I live in New Jersey.

Anyways, I am interested in your recent hobbying activities in CD Valles, how you made out.

Cheers,

Elm

[Outworlder]

Is there any SW in Taxco?! If so, what do they charge?

Dave

[V Karamazov]

Diablo,

Thanks for posting the vocab list. It came in handy last night, but I'll probably post the details in the Mexico City area. I wanted to add a few bits of info, though.

For some reason, my taxi driver split up the terms Casa de Citas and a place for Massajes. The casa de citas we went to was well furbished, very clean, and they expected you to sit down and have a drink downstairs before you got down to business. The girls weren't very pretty, though, so we tried what he said was a massage place. This was more like the spa/ salon/ studios that I'm used to. Also in a residence, but with pretty girls and a little cheaper. As for the strip place we'd gone to before that, it turned out to be not so good. $20 a dance. $20 a DRINK. You had to tip the guy to get out. No special services on the premises.

As for Cuernavaca, the Lonely Planet travel guide mentioned that the street called Aragon y Leon had SW's beckoning from doorways. I have yet to have found this claim true.

[Cherubino]

Originally posted by diablomactavish
I could not believe he did that. I am convinced that this is why we got pulled over later that night...

Ditto that! Mongers be on notice that Celaya and Central Mexico environs are not Tijuana or Nuevo Laredo where things are more out in the open. A little discretion is called for here.

[DiabloMactavish]

originally posted by dollar bill
i asked the cop about the strip joint...

i could not believe he did that. i am convinced that this is why we got pulled over later that night...

el estadio was packed. there were easily 150+ men, and only about 14 dancers - so even the fugly ones were busy most of the night.

i singled out another young lady who said her name was "gloria" (don't remember for sure - i never remember stripper's stage names - if i fuck them i usually have charmed their real name out of them - otherwise i don't really care what name they use.

i ended up doing a privada with her and then paid for another back to back - she is a little 18 year old hard bodied hottie - she wouldn't take off her panties though - said she was on her cycle. but she told me to come back in a couple days and she'd do a salida with me - i forgot to ask her how much - all the blood had rushed out of my brain to supply "other areas" of my body.

song #2 ended, she gave me a very nice deep french kiss and i went back to the table to play musical chairs with girls' asses and my knee for the rest of the night.

talked to a nice girl from argentina (come to think of it, i think *she* was the one named gloria!) who turned out to be the best stage dancer in the place. she wanted ladies drinks - but she was slated to go on stage in 5 minutes so i said "when you come back".

she never came back - got grabbed by another table and started generating $$$ from them.

i tried out a couple more "knee warmers" but none of them really "tickled my fancy". on the other hand i had already fucked one of my regular girls earlier in the day so my sperm count to brain cell ratio was in check.

bill kept on drooling over this surgically enhanced girl who was definitely attractive (though not my type). i kept telling him to tell the boleteros to grab her for him - but he wanted her "naturally".

all i can say is "naturally" is fine on a wednesday night when the girls to customers ratio is 1 - 5 or something - but the place was packed.

so we both left dateless (and not so broke) - until bill decided to waste perfectly good table dance money by running a light.

diablo did his best to try to get me out of this "infraccion" (or infraction in english), but the cop was determined.

i was a little worried about bill because his spanish is not so great and he speech was a little slurred from our beer intake, i thought it was a *bad* idea to disagree with the cop - but as soon as the cop jumped at the chance to let bill take a ride - i figured that he was either going to accept a bribe or take him to jail for dui.

luckily, they took the bribe. i told bill about the time i went to celaya and got so drunk at a topless bar that i ran out of money, decided to drive to a cash machine - a couple of blocks aways - threw up out of the window of my car, and got pulled over for going the wrong way out of a 50 ft long alley when i got lost in the neighborhood about one minute later. the cop felt sorry for me took a $50 peso bribe just to avoid having to clean out his patrol car. actually, as i recall, i cleaned up at the gas station and went back to the bar to take a girl home.

the domain was www.elestadio.com.mx - the site seems to be offline. they probably traded table dances for a website. lots of kids in mexico have been selling websites to companies like this without either knowing what they were doing, or not educating their clients as what to expect. so anyhow, it is offline.

as i reported earlier - on my way home i made a couple more "unscheduled stops" - but the girls were so unattractive at the bar in escobedo that i actually told the girl that i couldn't take her home because i didn't want to be unfaithful to "manuela" (which in mexican spanish doble sentido means masturbating). everyone in the bar, even the target girl, laughed at that one.

so - yeah! when are we going to do it again!?! (i'm driving)

[Dollar Bill]

warning - long story/report

friday night (7/18) - celaya, mexico

after getting some info on a "newer" strip joint in queretaro (see that section for review), i proceed to drive the 25 minutes to celaya.

diablo (senior member - wsg) met me at the costco about the same time that a cop pulled up to see what we were doing. we told them that we were from qro. and san miguel and were meeting here in order to go out. i asked the cop about the strip joint that we were going to called "el estadio," and the cop said "fooball." no, the place with "table dances." muy bien. i asked about directions to keep them talking and asked them about the quality. i asked if this was the best place in town for tables and they said "si!"

we left the cops and made our way to the joint. we took a right in a street that we should not have so we got a little tour of the town. diablo asked a couple of guys in a taco stand for some help. they got us turned around and going the right direction again.

we found it pretty quickly, and made our way to the door. $40 pesos entrance fee (to be paid on the bar tab) and the door man asked if we wanted a table near the door do we prefer a table that is on little higher level. thank god we chose the table on the slightly higher level. we had a great view of the stage, no one walking in front of our table blocking our view.

as soon as we sat down, a dancer calling herself roxanne came over and gave us a little kiss hello. i thought, what a nice way to be welcomed.

roxanne and the rest of the women went up on stage as part of the club's introduction of all the girls. diablo and i talked about whom we liked and he actually liked roxanne and i liked her friend. both slim with nice asses but little in the way of breasts.

roxanne came down off the stage and danced on a different table for a song. after that she made her way to our table and sat on my leg. her friend joined us and sat on diablo's leg. i told him in english not to worry because we could switch chicks later. (my mistake - i should have switched sooner).

here's what happened. after about 2 seconds of sitting on my leg, she asked me to buy her a beer. i offered her one ours but she said that she needed a ladies drink from the bar. $70 pesos for a 4-5 oz. beer in a little glass. she took the first 1/4 of the drink down her throat in one gulp. i thought - o shit - this could get expensive fast if i do not watch her. we sat playing touchy-feely games with each other for a few more minutes and gave little kisses. i asked her to kiss me (dfk) and she said that she would but i needed to buy her another beer first. i did and we sat enjoying each other. i figured that if i wanted this beer to last a little longer, i should get a private dance from her (2 tickets @ 70 pesos each).

we went back in the private exclusive area for these types of dances, and gave the guy the tickets. i asked about the large booth that was behind him and she told me that we could go in there for 10 tickets. i said we should just go to the regular (2 ticket) booth. we got to the area and she got on me giving me a nice friction dance, however, the whole time there, roxanne would not shut up about going to the 10 ticket area. i told her to stop pressuring me about that. she did not and the song was almost up, so i said that's enough and pushed her away a little.

we left the area, and she took a left to the changing room for the women, and i headed back to the table. i told diablo about the about the 10 ticket area and the pressure that roxanne was applying. (she should have really been selling used cars for a living). i hoped roxanne would just leave her beer (almost full) and make her way to other tables. diablo told me he made a quick re-fill on her beer a little earlier while we were in the private area (thanks diablo!). i was going to tell the waiter that i would not pay for the beer since she did not drink it with me.

she did show back up. she started drinking her beer and asking me to take her to the 10-ticket room. she got close to finishing her beer and asked for another. a waiter tried to take her glass which still had a little beer left in it. i grabbed the glass back from him and said she was not finished. she asked again about the room and with that i drank the beer she had in her glass and just said "adios." i told her to leave.

the rest of the night went by ok. i was in lust of this one blond stripper with big tits that was dressed up like a nurse. we made body contact several times and i advised her that i wanted a private but the guys selling the tickets just kept taking her to other tables. i told another stripper that i saw giving a very nice dance to some guy back by the bathroom that i wanted a dance from her. she had her puss/ass in some guy’s face so i knew that she was more open to being touch in all the dirty places. ;-)

diablo said that i really needed to tell a guy selling tickets that i wanted either of them but i wanted to play a game and see which one would come back on their own. a few minutes later, the 2nd girl with her ass in some guy’s face came and got me. great sexy dance. she was not beautiful in the face (looking like the young 30’s vs. 20’s, and her tits were very small (aa cup), but what she was missing in those departments, she made up in the pussy department. in our private dance, she got naked immediately, took my shirt off, and lay on top of my lags with her feet up near my head. she basically took my finger and shoved it in her hole. hot and moist. i asked about the 10-ticket area and she said that it is just like the 2-ticket area but was for 15 minutes vs. 1 song. i asked about a bj there and she said no. she told me that it was possible for a salida with her but was like 2500 pesos for 1 hour. the song ended and she was great. no pressure about more songs or more money.

i returned to the table and diablo and i decided to call it the night. on the way back to costco to get his car, i took a u-turn at a stoplight. the sign said left turn and normally here in mexico, you can do a u-turn also. (left is permitted then u-turn is permitted). the light was green and the on-coming traffic was slowing down for a tope – or speed bump (i thought).

anyway, i made the u-turn and a few feet later; i saw red and blue lights in my review mirror.

i turned off the road and stopped. the cop came up to us and diablo and i asked what was wrong. the cop told us that i had turned when the sign near the light said the turn was ok but with "flecha" or arrow. i apologized and we said that we did not see the sign about "solo con flecha." diablo did his best to try to get me out of this "infraccion" (or infraction in english), but the cop was determined. we said that we were from out of town and we would not do that again. he said he had to give it to me, and that because it was against an arrow, it would be something like $400 pesos. we asked if we could pay him something right there and he said no. i asked the cop if he had to give me an infraccion and he said yes.

i figured i had nothing to lose, so i told the cop that i did not see the sign with "palabras" or the words about "solo con flecha" and i wanted to see the words. i got in the cop car in the backseat. the cops partner had been asleep before the stop because the passenger seat was all the way back with the tilt of the seat all the way down. i could not get in at first, and the 2nd cop moved the seat to give me some room.

the cops took me back to the light, and low and behold, they were right. i told them that i just wanted to see the "words" so that i would know where to look for them in the future. i said i was sorry, and that i really wanted to pay for my mistake but felt that their families probably needed the money more than the government of celaya. i asked if $200 pesos for the first cop and $200 pesos for the second cop was ok because i did not want to have to return to celaya the next day. they said "si" and i handed the first cop the $200 peso bill. he dropped it in between the 2 front seats, so i placed the 2nd @200 peso bill on top of the first one. he handed me back my driver license without taking any info down and said adios.

i got back into my car and diablo asked if i got an infraccion and i said no. they finally took the bribe and let me go. on the way back to his car, we were making jokes about not doing anything else wrong.

overall, a good time, but we should have stayed in queretaro and party at fiesta charra!

info on the club:

el estadio men’s sports bar
constituyentes 602
celaya, gto.
612-9272

$40 pesos admission
$70 pesos ticket for table dance
2 tickets for 1 song semi-private
10 ticket for 15 minutes (private cube – no one can see you but not a room) (cbj possible from what i heard from guy at next table who had one from roxanne from all people)
salida – 1 hour $2500.

www.estadio.com.mx is the website they have posted at the door but when i just tried it, it gave me a very generic search website - diablo help us out here, please!

dollar bill$

[DiabloMactavish]

Update on the bars in Comonfort - the "nameless" bar is now called "Salon Corona".

I spent an evening with DollarBill$ - but I will let him tell you guys all about it.

I will add that I discovered that the bar called "El Campestre", located on the edge of Empalme Escobedo (between Celaya and Comonfort - quite close to Comonfort, actually) is also a "bar con chicas".

I stopped in at about 3:30 AM on my way home from Celaya - and the girls were all pretty much worn out by that time and "fucked over" - nothing much to look at, frankly.

But I did have a beer and told them a couple of jokes that I lifted from the forum and have translated/adapted to Mexican Spanish culture - then resumed my journey to San Miguel.

The Km 3 and Salon Corona were completely shut down, but by the time I got to the edge of San Miguel (~ 4 AM), I was regretting not having gotten off that evening and thought I should maybe see if I could grab one of the strippers coming out of "Alter Ego" - San Miguel's strip club that is reported on earlier in this forum.

The bouncers wouldn't let me in (they said they were closed). I considered just sitting in the parking lot for 10 minutes to see if any prospects came out, but then blew it off, but since I was "in the neighborhood" I decided to stick my head into "Las Ranas" and "La Cabaña".

Got into Ranas at about 4:20 and it was packed - though because one of my ex-steady fucks was there (we parted on less than amiable terms).

I just sort of lurked by the entrance til I was able to get the attention of one of my long-time girls - Dulce (who I've been fucking on a regular basis for 3 1/2 years+) - but she declined - on her period, she said.

She did promise that she'd call me tonight and at least give me a BBBJ - but we'll see if she comes through on that. (update - she stood me up)

Cabaña was already closed - I think that is why there were so many people in Ranas - they had all migrated when Cabaña closed up for the night.

I will add my report about Celaya with DollarBill$ after his post gets approved.
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Just wanted to reply to V Karamazov -

here is from highest to lowest ranking of prostitution in Mexico:

Lowest --> Highest :

Daytime Highway *****s(servicing the truckers)

Streetwalkers

Cantinas (not bars) with *****s

Bars with *****s

Casa de Citas (obviously there are terrible ones and there are
great ones)

Escorts (newspaper)

Escorts (internet)

Strip Clubs (because you can see the merchandise beforehand!)

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Obviously it depends on where you are in Mexico, and your taste. I would guess that some of the streetgirls in Mexico City, outrank some of the casa de citas girls in the smaller towns.

For instance - the Casa de Citas in Queretaro that I have been reporting on is a pit. I wouldn't recommend staying there longer than it took to pay, fuck and shuck the condom.