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[DiabloMactavish]

For the past 6 months or so, in San Miguel, I had been hearing more and more about Dolores Hidalgo's strip clubs.

Lately San Miguel's hooker bar, La Cabana, has been closing shortly after 1 AM, due to problems with the Liquor Control Board.

For me, however, a 45 minute drive to Dolores is a little bit out of the way, and, well you pass La Cabana on the way, so, I just never risked the drive into the unknown.

Gentlemen, I was wrong. It is definitely worth the drive.

First of all there are 2 strip clubs in Dolores. One of them, La Huerta is a traditional Mexican strip club, with a semi-decent sound system, stages, mirrors, etc, and has been open for slightly over 4 years. The second club, Bar El Paraiso, is pretty much a dump, a cantina with a stage.

I want to focus on my experience at La Huerta (which means "The Orchard" in Spanish, BTW)

First off, it was a little hard to find. It is located about 7 miles outside the city limits. Carretera a San Felipe Km 15.

Luckily the gas station attendant knew where it was, because I almost gave up. There are 2 highways to San Felipe which intersect farther away, however, the one that goes to San Felipe from San Miguel is NOT the one to take. You have to go through the road that cuts through Dolores first (Calzada Mariano Balleza) to the end, and at the T, turn right and follow the signs to San Felipe. Here's a PDF map of Dolores Hidalgo.

Anyhow, its a little desolate out there, but after about 5 miles (7 or 8 Km), on your right you'll see a well illuminated Corona sign that says "La Huerta" and just follow the cobblestone road about 1/4 mile in to the actual club.

La Huerta is a little small and I showed up on a Friday night and there were about 10 girls working (range 3 - 8+), about 8 customers including myself, I also noticed there were about 12 male employees, security and waiters, bar tender, DJ etc.

The pony size bottle of beer costs 20 pesos, ladies drinks are 50. Table dance is 50 pesos, "privado" is 100 pesos. The privado is not so private, let me add. It is basically some couches and chairs right behind the DJ booth. I could have probably spit on the DJ's back from where I was sitting, if I had been so inclined.

Anyhow, I looked around for a bit sitting at the table they put me at. I was a little self conscious, because the place is full of black lights, so my white shirt and light colored blue jeans were really glowing. Also I think I was probably the first gringo that had ever been in the club.

Everyone was really cool, that was not the problem. I just prefer to tuck myself into a dim corner strip clubs and fondle the girls. But I felt like I was "whiter than white" in there.

I finished my first beer, and ordered another. None of the girls approached me, but several of them smiled at me in a friendly way. I have to say that the club seemed clean too, which is a big deal. San Miguel's bar is a sty. Anyhow, when my waiter brought me my 2nd beer, I pulled him to a chair and asked him what the costs were, and which girls would do "salidas" (leave the club).

He explained the costs for drinks and dances, and then told me he'd bring me a girl that did salidas. A few minutes he brought me Claudia, who had been in the dressing room.

Claudia is about 5' 4", fair complected, blondish hair, blue contacts. She has c-cup breasts and a slender build, 24 years old, and a good smile and a good sense of humor. Normally I go for the "morenas", darker complected girls, but I also know that if the waiter brings over someone, you should take his recommendation.

Claudia said that the house charges 400 pesos to let the girl leave the club, for 2 hours, (there's a nearby hotel called Oasis that charges $230 pesos for a room). Or that we could rent one the two rooms they had there for... shit I can't remember if it was 100 or 200 pesos.

Anyhow, she would charge me $1000 pesos for the session. Compared to all the other prices in the club, I kind of thought that $1000 was probably a little highball, but not unreasonable. So I began to negotiate my "rights and expectations". Please see my post of tips on strip clubs in Mexico in the forum archives (its the first posting, at the very bottom of the page, posted by Jackson, though I sent it to him in email). To summarize: tell the girls exactly what you expect beforehand. I told her that I expected BB oral sex, kissing, and other GFE type stuff. She was really positive and enthusiastic -- her only limit was no anal, and no penetration w/o condom.

Finally, I told her I wanted to pay for one privada, and that this was her chance to convince me. Claudia has a great body and she did a sexy lapdance, but she didn't kiss me. Like I said earlier, the "privado" area, though off the main floor, is not private and she said she couldn't kiss me because they would scold her. Then she gave me a brief tongue kiss, looking over her shoulder immediately to make sure no one noticed.

Well, I decided to go ahead and try her in the rooms provided by the club.

First of all, though the rooms are clean, they too are not at all private, more like cubicles in the back of the girls' dressing area. They were very clean and tidy, but this may have been because the club was having a slow night.

Anyhow, as soon as the door closed, Claudia gave me a fantastic full-on french kiss and started to undress me. She did all that was promised, and performed like a girl in love. I gave her an orgasm orally, and then asked her to go down on me, and she really worked me over with her mouth. (later she commented that she liked me right away, because I was "buena honda" and liked that I smelled clean -- always take a shower before you girl huniting!). Well she got me pretty worked up, and finally flipped her over and started kissing her. At first she held her hand over her crotch a bit, so I gently took her hand and moved it to my back, telling her that I would behave myself, and not penetrate without a condom. So we made out for a while more and then I went down a bit more, got her soaking again, then slipped on a condom (the club provided a trojan). and fucked the shit out of her. She came again (I could feel the gush) and then I did too. Overall a 10 experience.

I held her for a bit and we kissed some more. She told me that she is getting married in July, but she does this because she likes it, and gets to party and meet people. She also said that she does well enough so that she doesn't mind being selective about who she does business with.

Also she said that she would be willing to meet me on one of her off days, and gave me her cell phone #.

Well after I cleaned up a bit, I went back to the bar and chatted with the owner a bit, who was a really nice guy, and is looking forward to more gringo clientele. Tell him that you heard about the club through the internet!

GENERAL INFO:
La Huerta Men's Club
open: mon- saturday, 10 pm - 4 am (or until the party stops)
Address: Caretera a San Felipe, GTO. Km 15
Tel. 01 418 18 75576
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rating: Definitely worth the trip
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Anyhow, though I was a little tired after my session with Claudia, I felt my commitments to the forum required that I investigate the Dolores Hidalgo's other strip club, called Bar El Paraiso (Paradise):


Bar El Paraiso
Address: Carretera a Guanajuato, Km. 1.5
no telephone

To get to the bar, you take the exact same Calzada Mariano Balleza, except at the T, turn left instead of right. follow the road about 1 mile, until you get to another T with a traffic circle, turn right, and its about a mile on the right.

First off there were only about 4 or 5 girls working (rating 2 - 6+). The clientele were definitely a bit rougher and the place was filthy and just a cinderblock room with low tables and stools I ordered a beer (20 pesos) and got the run down. 50 pesos ladies drinks, 50 pesos table dance, and 100 pesos privado. I told the waiter I wanted a girl for "salida" and he sent me, after a bit, a frumpy looking 19 year old. (I don't remember her name).

I started to talk to her and the DJ announced 2 for 1 privados, so I took her to the privado and told her that this was her chance to convince me to pay her for a salida. Well, she did not impress me, especially when she said it would be 2,500 pesos to take her to the hotel. I tried explaining the GFE idea, but she did not seem interested, and said she only does "plain" sex. Typical "mannequin style" mexican puta experience. No thanks. Even though my second song hadn't ended, I left the privado, she wasn't really doing anything exciting to me anyway.

So I started talking to another girl that was from Acapulco, here visiting relatives, and she was willing to leave for $1000 pesos, but was insistent that she would only be with me a half an hour. I started to try to negotiate it a bit, but really I had such a good experience with Claudia, it was like topping off a filet mignon with a twinkie.

I started chatting to another girl, a young 17 year-old that goes by Jennifer. She was cute, and I bought her a couple of beers and then took her into privado, but made the mistake of buying her 2 at once, and after the 1st song, she insisted that it had been 2, even pulling me to the DJ booth. Well as my posting about strip clubs says, if you feel like you are getting ripped off, dump the ***** and pick someone else. Well the other 2 or 3 girls weren't even in consideration, so I decided to tumble home to San Miguel.

I feel like the Paraiso is not a place for someone who speaks no Spanish to go, and especially considering that La Huerta has such better looking girls facilities, the same prices for drinks, etc.

I most likely will never go back. It definitely had no real security. My waiter was about 20 years old, and about 5' 5" tall. From the looks of the slap that one of the girls gave to a customer who got a little too touchy-feely, they don't even have someone to protect the girls.

rating: avoid, unless you like to go to dives, and speak excellent Spanish.

[DiabloMactavish]

well boys... this is my first post since jackson switched over to the new forum, but never fear, I have been doing research. If you don't know who I am, you may see a great deal of my commentary in the old-style forums.

Okay. I live in San Miguel de Allende, and have hobbied locally as well as Celaya, Querétaro, Leon. However, up to now I have never hit Dolores Hidalgo. I am going to make a second post that details my experiences there, I just wanted to make a bit of a preamble.

Anyhow, if you browse through the archived discussion board, you'll notice that at one point I was boasting about having 6 different girls at my disposal, then a few months later angrily posting about how the relationship with these girls imploded.

Well the good news is though only one of the 6 original girls is still seeing me, I have managed to acquire 5 other girls open to "introductions" (ages 17 to 24, rating 5+ to 8+). Everyone of them understands and performs GFE, and most offer BBBJ, some will consider more "advanced" techniques.

I do not do this to make money, or anything of the kind... I want to make that very clear.

The truth is, I like everyone of these girls and if I could fuck them every night of the week, I would. But they have to make money, they usually are single mothers. And I cannot support 6 girls and their families. Rather than have them hanging out some bar being groped 7 nights of the week, I would rather "share the wealth" with my fellow hobbyists and allow you to take advantage of my "advanced scouting".

Anyhow, if you are interested in meeting a girl, and will be in the San Miguel, Querétaro, Celaya, or Dolores Hidalgo area send me an email a week or so before you arrive and I can help you to arrange a meeting, we can meet, or I can just point you in the right direction. I am fluent in Spanish, by the way, most of my girls don't speak any English at all.

To date (23 june, 2002), I have helped @6 hobbyists from the forum meet one of my girls. One enthusiast fucked 2 of my girls at once, so I don't know if that counts as 1 or 2...

Anyhow my email is: diablo_mactavish (at) hot mail . com

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