Sauna Reviews

[Kiwistickman]

I remember the time when a Porsche 911 cost 50.000 DM, now it costs 100.000 Euros. Totally insane. I will boycott Porsche until they lower their prices!

Porsche is nice but I am happy with a Lexus. Macau saunas starting to make a Tokyo sopulando look cheap.

[Spider916]

I remember the time when a Porsche 911 cost 50.000 DM, now it costs 100.000 Euros. Totally insane. I will boycott Porsche until they lower their prices!

What the heck is going on with all these Saunas?

All Saunas in Macau now cost at least 2500 MOP per pop including entry.

This is ridiculous. Why are people paying this skyrocketing price? Every one lose their minds after losing money in the casinos?

Regarding P4P, I would rather fly 12 hours to Europe, because 2500 MOP equals 290 EUR, for 290 EUR, I can have 2 club visits with 2 pops each, so that's 4 pops in total.

Macau Sauna 1 pop price= Europe Sauna 4 pops price. WTF?

Boycott these Saunas and stop going.

[Spider916]

There are no Asian girls in European Fkks. So if you like asian girls from different contries and are not stingy, Macau is the place to be.

WTF! I been at East Spa in December 2015 and I had a Voucher from Shun Tak and I paid 2. 1 xx HKD for ferry round trip, sauna entry, 1 HR full service with regular girl and 2 lounge service.

I'm not a Macau expert, been only once and tried only East Spa, but for what I saw there the quality can't beat the best European FKKs.

Well there are no Asian girls in European FKKs. So if you are into Asians from diffrents contries and not "price sensitive", Macau is the place to be.


Macau is a good stop in a travel around Asia for visit Hong Kong and Macau (in December 2015 I made a trip: Bangkok-HongKong-Macau-Pattaya), sightseeing the city, and a tourist can try the saunas just for personal experience and check this places with your own eyes.

For who live in Europe and can enjoy FKKs in Germany, Austria and Swiss is a waste of money coming to Macau only for P4 P (IMHO).

I was curious about this Saunas, so I went and checked, sure won't come back for P4 P in Macau. Maybe in 2009/10/11 was more and more better, with better girls and lower price, but I can't compare.

[Member #4698]

The karaoke club was called Club 9 in a hotel casino complex called L'Arc de Triomphe? It was very plush. Think the entry was HKD600 or so. We were taken to a room and the manager would bring in 6 girls at a time. Being a newcomer I chose one from the first batch not knowing how many batches were coming whereas the local guys took it easy. Sure enough there was better quality in the later batches and the guys took one each. I thought that was it when we all had one but more girls were brought through and so we all chose one more.

I wasn't sure what the protocol was but for around an hour, the guys were having some banter with the girls, drinking games etc. They didn't speak much English so I had little to say. After an hour or so, we all chose a girl to take to the bedroom. I was told it was HKD1200 for an hour which seemed reasonable as all the 8 girls we had shortlisted were good quality and several were absolutely gorgeous. My companions let me have first choice and I chose one who had initially been selected byone of the other guys. Her name was Annie and she was tall, long hair, light skinned and looked like a model (she had a Eurasian look and was from Shanghai). Was told she was in the "model" category and was HKD1500 but was happy to pay the extra as she was a cut above the other girls.

We went to a separate room on a different floor which was nice. We had a separate shower and got onto the bed. Had some light kissing. I really enjoyed feasting on her tits and her nipples were really erect and long. She was making a lot of moaning noises which were annoying but when I put my hand down to feel her pussy she was soaking wet (also had a very full Bush). Her blow job was light and inconsistent but I managed to explain how I liked it and she was a quick learner and whilst she had difficulties going deep, she was very good at licking the shaft and giving due attention to the balls. Alternated between receiving a blowie and general foreplay before decided it was time to bang her. She gave me a condom but it was way too small and I lost my erection. Luckily I had some of my own and once I was hard again, I did her doggy style and that's how it finished. Overall, I was very happy and even gave her an extra HKD100 which is very rare for me but my friend said it was etiquette to do so and had told her to expect a small tip if she made me happy.

Hey BeWilder, I found your trip report very informative, particularly the 1st part on Club 9. I believe this is the first post in the forum about Club 9 which is on the 5th floor in the L'Arc Hotel. From your description it sounds good and a little bit different from a sauna experience. I like the idea of drinking and playing games with a girl or girls before making a final selection.

I have visited Victoria Sauna also on the 5th floor of the L'Arc Hotel. It was a posh upscale bordello. Everything was 1st class. Victoria is not a large place, about the same size as East Spa. I chose one of their Chinese "models" and had a good time.

[Tiger 888]

...We both undressed and I was alarmed to see her back was covered in bruises. They were however circular and uniform along each side of her spine. She said they were from a massage hammer but they were a real passion killer for me and really put me off....

Those bruises are very common in China and are from cupping, caused by low pressure. You may want to google that.

[Be Wilder]

Whilst on a business trip in Hong Kong, I found myself having a day free and had arranged with some Chinese friends to visit Macau. The night before I went to the usual haunts in Wanchai. I was tempted to get a Latina in as they are a rarity in Dubai to the extent they are non-existent. But decided to hold fire as I had heard so many good things about Macau especially the sauna clubs which I was led to believe were on par with the German FKK clubs I so adore.

At the ferry terminal in HK, my friend bought me a package for a sauna club which included the ferry ticket. They also wanted to go to a karaoke bar which didn't appeal to me but decided to go with the flow. The karaoke club was called Club 9 in a hotel casino complex called L'Arc de Triomphe? It was very plush. Think the entry was HKD600 or so. We were taken to a room and the manager would bring in 6 girls at a time. Being a newcomer I chose one from the first batch not knowing how many batches were coming whereas the local guys took it easy. Sure enough there was better quality in the later batches and the guys took one each. I thought that was it when we all had one but more girls were brought through and so we all chose one more.

I wasn't sure what the protocol was but for around an hour, the guys were having some banter with the girls, drinking games etc. They didn't speak much English so I had little to say. After an hour or so, we all chose a girl to take to the bedroom. I was told it was HKD1200 for an hour which seemed reasonable as all the 8 girls we had shortlisted were good quality and several were absolutely gorgeous. My companions let me have first choice and I chose one who had initially been selected byone of the other guys. Her name was Annie and she was tall, long hair, light skinned and looked like a model (she had a Eurasian look and was from Shanghai). Was told she was in the "model" category and was HKD1500 but was happy to pay the extra as she was a cut above the other girls.

We went to a separate room on a different floor which was nice. We had a separate shower and got onto the bed. Had some light kissing. I really enjoyed feasting on her tits and her nipples were really erect and long. She was making a lot of moaning noises which were annoying but when I put my hand down to feel her pussy she was soaking wet (also had a very full Bush). Her blow job was light and inconsistent but I managed to explain how I liked it and she was a quick learner and whilst she had difficulties going deep, she was very good at licking the shaft and giving due attention to the balls. Alternated between receiving a blowie and general foreplay before decided it was time to bang her. She gave me a condom but it was way too small and I lost my erection. Luckily I had some of my own and once I was hard again, I did her doggy style and that's how it finished. Overall, I was very happy and even gave her an extra HKD100 which is very rare for me but my friend said it was etiquette to do so and had told her to expect a small tip if she made me happy.

My friends were surprised when I told them she was perfectly pleasant and provided good service as apparently Shanghai girls have a reputation for the opposite.

Later on, my friends decided to call it a night but not before dropping me off at Club 18 which is next to the Golden Dragon Hotel. I was excited at the prospect and hoping for a couple of sessions. I had purchased my ticket beforehand for HKD2300 which included the ferry, entry, basic massage and the first session. Save there was a catch. It only covered the first session with a standard girl. There is a list whereby a Vietnamese, European (there are a few), Korean, and Japanese cost extra. As does a girl who falls into the "model" category.

Once you enter, you get undressed just past reception and put your clothes in a locker and are given a robe. The facilities are not a patch on FKKs. A few old girls give you a bit of a wash and then you potter around. The girls offering sex were not milling around but there was a siren indicating the girls were lining up. The line up was not very impressive and as there was very little difference in quality between the basic girls and the pricier girls (you can tell which category they fall into as they have numbers) I chose a basic girl. She was petite, Chinese, reasonably good looking and was wearing a fake school uniform. Having told the guy I wanted her, I was directed to a room downstairs and she joined me a few minutes later.

Her name was Coco and her English was reasonable. We both undressed and I was alarmed to see her back was covered in bruises. They were however circular and uniform along each side of her spine. She said they were from a massage hammer but they were a real passion killer for me and really put me off. After washing me, she gave me a soapy which normally I adore but my mind wasn't on it. We then moved onto the bed and she gave me a good blowie which got me going again. I had heard much about the fire and ice blowjob- the ice was with her putting mouthwash beforehand but it just stung and wasn't a good sensation but the fire after she took a swig of a hot drink was much more soothing. After the shock of the ice, I did get going again and I finished in her mouth. Whilst she gave good service, I was underwhelmed with the whole experience and quality of Club 18.

Overall, the experience was mixed albeit interesting. I wouldn't go back specifically to Macau if I was in HK and instead enjoy the fruits on offer in HK. Think I would have preferred a Thai style fishbowl more than the sauna club which was nowhere near as good as my FKKs.

[HeyyyyyyPaul]

I was in Macau last Sunday and checked it out a smaller sauna called Holiday Spa. The spa scheme is the same as the other spas like Rio, but smaller. Originally, I was worried that this spa would be hole in the wall, but it turned out it was ok. The best part of this spa is the price. They have a special where it would cost around 800+ before 5 pm. After 5 pm, the price jumps by 300. The prices are still a lot less than the other saunas.

The selection of girls was ok. It had girls from Korea, China, Thai, Vietnam, and Africa.

Location of this spa is near Holiday Inn Hotel. It is diagonally across from the Diamond Casino down the small alley.

Nice, walked by this place but haven't tried it out yet.

Is this places service like darling or similar to the big saunas?

[Zeppelin029]

Wow Zeppelin, I can't believe the prices at East Castle. It's too bad the girl wasn't all she should have been. But I really like your energy and resolve to hit a variety of bordellos and report back. For my two pataca, I would recommend going back to FN at around 8 pm for the prime time line up or going to Rio. But you don't need my recomendations. You are doing fine. I look forward to reading your next report.

P.S. If you like/want Indonesian girls, like I do, then you have to go to Jakarta. Alexis Hotel and Malioboro Lounge/Malio Club have the top Indo talent in town. It is really really good.

Haha thanks, yeah I've been to FN during prime time and have enjoyed, figured I'd try something different this time but hasn't completely gone the way I anticipated.

Unfortunately headed back to HK this arvo so will miss out. Hence my conundrum about the devil I know in returning to Hou Va or rolling the dice with another sauna visit.

Yup have been to Jakarta but never made it go Alexis or Malioboro. Did thoroughly enjoy myself at Hotel Traffic though, and at significantly less pain to the hip pocket! Haha.

[Member #4698]

Wow Zeppelin, I can't believe the prices at East Castle. It's too bad the girl wasn't all she should have been. But I really like your energy and resolve to hit a variety of bordellos and report back. For my two pataca, I would recommend going back to FN at around 8 pm for the prime time line up or going to Rio. But you don't need my recomendations. You are doing fine. I look forward to reading your next report.

P.S. If you like/want Indonesian girls, like I do, then you have to go to Jakarta. Alexis Hotel and Malioboro Lounge/Malio Club have the top Indo talent in town. It is really really good.

[Zeppelin029]

All I can say is fuck this is getting expensive.

After last nights shenanigans, didn't awake til 1030 pm. Alas I missed my breakfast buffet.

After making it out for lunch, was wandering around Senado Square. They are promoting some world Volleyball championship and found myself being turned on by the young Chinese girls dressed in volleyball gear handing out flyers.

So planned the rest of the day.

Went to Hou Va, mid arvo. Actually googling "Hou Va Sauna / Spa" will get you an exact address. Suffice to say it's on Rua de Ferreira do Amaral.

Either way, young Chinese girl at the desk who herself was not unattractive. About 10 girls or so in the line up. Happy hour is til 6 pm, 668 MOP for one shot /60 minutes or 868 for 2 shots /90 minutes. Take out is an extra 300 on top of that. Can't remember the regular hour prices.

Picked the taller of the girls giving me the look and off we went upstairs. Girl sort of looks like the porn star, Luci Thai. LOL.

Either way she is from Hanoi.

The rooms are as described previously, small and cramped. Akin to a Bangkok oily massage room.

BBBJ was not for very long. On with the cover and for whatever reason didn't last very long.

Followed by reasonable length massage and 2nd pop as above with me lasting a bit longer this time. .

Managed to communicate via google translate that I'd like her to come to my hotel after she finished. Gave her my phone number and lo and behold, she added me (but more on that later).

As per my previous post, was hoping to try and convince one of the Indo workers to come back with me. After some contemplation, ended up at East Castle Spa. Can confirm it is at Casa Real.

Facilities here are again top notch. The attendants do seem to be mostly Indonesian, however the girl who gave me a shoulder massage was from Zhuhai. The others didn't appear to be Indo either.

Nevertheless, after some lounging, time to pick. Now the line up is very good quality, however what I wasn't prepared for was the price, with the cheapest girls starting at 2998 MOP!! Wtf, if East Castle was meant to be the replacement for Sanado which I remember being the 'cheaper' version of East Spa, then this it was not. Before I forget, the thigh massage here will cost you 508 MOP.

Picked a girl from DongBei giving me the eye. Now gong on a tangent here, but it used to be the case when they were giving you the eye / smiling at you you'd generally get a good service. However this was again average at best.

Interestingly here you do get to pick your theme. I went with the medical room (being in the profession) myself which served to amuse me greatly; I think it amused her as well when I told her. Have to say though, they do go all out; with an actual BP cuff, pen torch, tongue depressors. Hahaha.

Session itself as I said was average, fire and ice BBBJ followed by the usual. After about 10 minutes of missionary though she did ask if I wanted to finish by hand!

Anyway, total damage was "only" 2998 MOP. Seems as if they threw in the shoulder massage for free.

Crimes, either way, wouldn't recommend (this is starting to be a recurring theme or maybe I'm just getting more misses than hits).

And no, wasn't able to chat up any Indos.

2nd sauna of the night, was debating Emperor (where I'm staying) or Holiday Spa which was mentioned a while back.

Decided on Holiday which is in the area near Holiday inn.

First thing, they appear to accept cash only. Which is lucky as I was planning on using my credit card until I decided to draw more cash.

The showers are reasonable enough, but it overall seems a bit dead. One guy staffing the change room and one the showers.

Lounge area itself is reasonable, if very Chinese in its decor. Only seems to be one disinterested girl as the wait staff.

Bizarrely, this is the first sauna I've been to that has no menu for food / massages etc. Leaving you to just kind of guess what you want to order.

The lounge girls here are thigh / shoulder / leg etc. Foot massage will set you back 120 I believe. The lounge girls are all Viet, got a foot / thigh massage from a very decent looking girl with legs for days and long long hair. Thigh massage is done in the lounge, but I think there's an option for private as my girl went of with some dude some time later.

Caught glimpse of the line up. Maybe 10 in total initially with some decent lookers. This included one Caucasian (turned out to be Russian) and a Jamaican (Now prices: Holiday Spa is a veritable bargain compared with the rest. The Viet girls starting at around 1198 or something like that (can't quite remember) with the 'Thai models' being 1398.

So I know the massage girls can be quite annoying in other places, but at the same time I felt that they were quite disinterested here. A periodic check in to see if you want something would be appreciated.

So after a while, the mama San came to me with one particular girl asking me to take her for 1398. Now she wasn't unattractive but I wanted to see what else was available. Turns out only 4 were available. Jamaican girl was giving me the look, and after 5 weeks in China and plowing through more Chinese and Viet in the past 24 hours I'd had enough and went with her. Decent looks and body, 21 years old.

Won't go into specifics about her personal life but I did ask about whether she was popular with the Chinese; interestingly she said that she felt the Chinese 'liked to try new things" (being Chinese myself, first I ever heard of it). Whilst it was dead quiet, she said that weekends are flat out (like everywhere else I guess).

Anyway, roooms, are not terribly big and the 'shower' is done standing up in a bath. Relatively smaller bed for BBBJ and covered FS. Reasonable enough (perhaps I'm getting a bit over all this fucking?

Overall verdict: Holiday spa is an ok budget option. If you are willing to accept staff which are a bit less attentive and disinterested, you are compensated by the much cheaper prices. Whether the usual run of the mill Viet / Thai girls provide good FS I do not know. I guess if you hit it off with one of them then this provides a much cheaper option to the usual suspects in Rio, FN etc. Again, the line up is not very big.

Alas, what happened to my girl from Hou Va? Well she told me she was finishing work at 3 am. She did message around 12 but wasn't sure I wanted her to come over so said I'd message her later. When I got around to it at 2. 30 am when I'd finished she then said she was catching the bus back and didn't want to come. And so I have been talking to her on WeChat for the past hour. Woe betide me.

So there you have it. Oh before I forgot, I did get a HJ in one of those massage places near Golden Dragon that PcPP goes on about. 118 for the massage and 200 tip for HJ (maybe overpaid). Girl was cute but body not so great. Wanted extra for playing with down below.

Lastly, deciding on my activities tomorrow (if any) before heading back across the ditch to HK. I've been to FN during the day and it was dead as a dodo. So considering a jaunt to Golden, or I could hit up my Viet girl at Hou Va again. Will think about overnight!

[Zeppelin029]

I realise I might not get an answer to this question before I leave. But will start by saying my first sauna visits back in 2013 were to East and Saando, where there were Indo girls doing the massages / thigh massages etc.

More recent experiences have been the likes of FN, Golden and The One, which are overwhelmingly Vietnamese or Chinese.

The Indo girls were cute and English was a bit easier (Mixed in with my lousy Bahasa) As opposed to the Viet / Chinese were I'm making do with my even worse Mandarin.

Does anyone know if East still has Indonesians, or any saunas that do? The actual session there was mediocre but I think the chances of getting one of them to visit outside the sauna are higher. Esp given my experience below.

So it's been a long while since I've been to Macau.

At Shun Tak got up sold the package to 'the One' Sauna in the Landmark hotel. Apparently the reason the package is popular is because it includes one 45 min session + FS. Now I should mention I've spent the last 5 weeks including China so not too keen a Chinese girls at current.

I must say, the facilities are quite nice. The lounge areas is clean with one TV per two chairs as opposed to a common one for all. The even have a few English channels: BBC, Discovery etc.

Basic price for normal services (head massage, pedicure etc) is 220. Thigh massage sets you back 248.

So ended up with a pedicure and foot massage.

Thigh massages, I thought I heard some Vietnamese but both girls were a Chinese, one from Chongqing, one from Harbin. Both very attractive. However, was quoted 880 to cum with the thigh massage (on top of the 248). Also she said she was going to Zhuhai tomorrow so wouldn't (or couldn't) come to my hotel. Second girl quoted an eye-watering 5000 for take out which I politely declined. Not sure if she was asking for that even if she met me outside independently. Either way, she then said if I came back tomorrow it would be 3000 on premises but still 5000 take out. Confused.

Line up, admittedly this was 2 am, but I felt it left something to be desired. I had paid 2200 at Shun Tak which got me the base level girls, which at FN or Golden had provided adequate choice. The One was somewhat lacking. To upgrade to the next level 'model class' was to top up an extra 400. The "supermodel" Korean was an extra 2000. Jeez.

One of the model chicks was giving me the look, however one of the base Viet girls did the same so ended up with her. Retrospectively probably shouldn't gone with the first girl as her look intrigued me but meh. Session was about average. Still amazed these girls learn Cantonese and Mandarin to work here.

So here I am at 343 am alone in the hotel.

Final thoughts, not sure what others experiences are of The One but it is very Chinese, as much as Golden is. The thigh massage girls were generally better looking than the actual sauna girls. I wouldn't generally recommend it.

So if anyone can help out re. Locating Indos that'd be great (If anyone reads this).

Otherwise I might try to hit up 2 tomorrow, maybe East and FN (old habits die hard).

[Sam Suffit]

I was in Macao for two nights, staying at the Rio but as I was with colleagues on business, I decided not to go to the hotel sauna so I ended up at FN. My experience differs from the reports I read here as I went directly to the line up room accompanied by the manager. The line up on Tuesday night was quiet impressive. 30 girls ranked from "Japanese models" to "Chinese" after 5 min of hesitation the manager offered me a 400 HKD discount (so better no make the choice too fast) so I hopped for a tawaineses model for 2400 HKD. Number 993 is in her 30's' slim and big boobs which happened to have been enhanced (but nicely made). Rooms are up market, mirrors everywhere including on the ceiling, large bed, TV screen (playing a porn movie LOL) and then there is a shower and a massage table. 993 showered me of the table giving me a kind of massage and a bit of soapy with was very entertaining. After say 15 min we moved to the bed and here again I had a nice massage with a fair amount of touching. Once I flipped over the massage became much sexier and I enjoyed a very sweet and soft BBJ. She then put the plastic on and rode me for a while with several positions slowly and softly which I like very much instead of being massacred so I cum quick. I then took her mish. I was really enjoying her. The only disappointment was when she refused the doggy. So I finished mish. The orgasme was quite powerful. We then had a bit of cuddling, then shower and she accompanied me to the cashier. Kiss on the chick bye bye.

Conclusion: pricey but my overall impression was good. It was worth trying, and as this was my first tawainese I have now a new flag on my collection.

[Fast Eddie 48]

Oh another thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that the Rio sauna is actually non smoking now. At least they have signs up saying so. I didn't notice anyone smoking while I was there, though I'm sure if some bigshot Chinese triad guy or real estate guy walks in and wants to smoke a cigarette, they won't stop him.

To Sti Danish.

All casino is non smoking now in Macau most of the large casino have smoking area and smoking gaming section for smoker but the fine is not very high only 500 mop.

Fast Eddie 48.

[Stl Danish]

Oh another thing I haven't seen mentioned yet is that the Rio sauna is actually non smoking now. At least they have signs up saying so. I didn't notice anyone smoking while I was there, though I'm sure if some bigshot Chinese triad guy or real estate guy walks in and wants to smoke a cigarette, they won't stop him.

[Stl Danish]

Did one night in Macau following 2 nights in HK, and thought I'd share here. Did a TR for HK as well in that forum.

I stayed at the Rio hotel, since they had a good rate, and I wanted to partake of their sauna. The room I got was obnoxiously large, it was actually a suite, and had two bathrooms and a bedroom, with another family room / office area. I know casino-hotels in Vegas also do it big, but this suite was easily twice as big as suites I've stayed in at Vegas. I only used it to sleep, so kind of a waste, but sheesh!

After taking the ferry over from HK and taking the shuttle to the Rio hotel to check in and shed my bags, I managed (with some effort) to flag down a taxi and navigated my way over to Darling1. This was actually a lot harder than it should have been, because I was showed two taxi drivers the Chinese words for "Masters Hotel" and they didn't know where it was and wouldn't take me there based on just showing them Google maps. I ended up finding the Sofitel up the street from Masters (much bigger hotel) and showing them the Chinese for that, and that worked with the third taxi driver. Then I walked 3-4 minutes down the street to the Macau Masters Hotel and proceeded up to the third floor to do the Darling1 fishbowl experience.

As for Darling1, in a word. Wow. I'd never done a fishbowl selection process and it's pretty intense. I walked in and boom. There's about 30-40 women sitting in front of you, and it should be noted, there's no glass separating you from them. The manager sat down right next to me as I took a few minutes to pick, and I'd say about 90% of the girls just gazed steadily at me as I looked them over. There was one old Chinese guy who got up and left without picking one, I think he was just kicking tires. I guess that's ok with them at Darling1? I dunno, I was all about picking one of these ladies to fuck, personally. There were at least a half dozen that I was considering but one really stood out, a Thai (number 107 I think?) that was just all about the eye contact and she was just sort of [CodeWord125] me with her eyes. She had long straight hair, light skin, and a great body.

Paid at the counter, and she led me to the room. Massage while the tub was filling up, then into the bathroom for a mutual shower and then we both got in the bathtub for soapy antics. She spoke pretty decent English and said she'd learned it all from talking to customers, so I guess white guys must dig her. I'm sure they do if she looks at them all like she looked at me! Not going into all the details about what activities were done, but suffice to say it was great, and I was ready to get dried off and onto the bed. On the bed, she gave me a long and skillful blowjob and then wrapped me up for several positions worth of fucking. It should be noted that this was my 5th girl in 2.5 days at this point and my "tanks" were basically on E at this point. The condom was kind of a shitty one and dulling my sensation, so I requested that she remove it and go back to using that mouth. She obliged and would not stop until I gave her what she wanted, and that was a spray of my milkshake all over her tits and neck. About 10 seconds later (no joke) the phone rang, signifying the end of our time I guess. So it was good timing. A quick cleanup and a peck on the cheek and off I went back to the Rio.

Taxi back to the Rio was easier because when I showed my hotel key card sleeve (which had Rio on it in English as well as the Chinese equivalent) to the driver he knew exactly where it was. I told him Rio and he laughed and shook his head and said "Sawachi" or something and pointed at the Chinese characters, so apparently whatever they call it in Cantonese is completely different than the English name of the hotel. Anyway, got back there without difficulty.

Got some dinner and proceeded down to the 5th floor at the Rio hotel to the sauna floor. By this time it was 9:30 or so in the (Saturday) evening and the place was starting to fill up. I had no idea what I was doing and the sauna manager thought I was pretty funny because it was clear I had no clue what to do, where to go, or any of that. So he sort of escorted me from station to station. I ended up taking the shower from the Vietnamese girl (cute. Not hot, early 30's, stripped down to a bikini for the shower), and she did a great job cleaning me up and doing quite a bit of jerking throughout the process, she had me at full staff a couple times through the shower, and was obviously pleased with herself. From there, went out and got suited up in my getup and took a seat. Immediately, one girl wanted to give me a hand massage and an extraordinarily cute Vietnamese girl wanted to give me a "leg massage" - so I agreed to both. The leg massage girl's name was Tsim Tsim or something similar, her eyes were big and beautiful. She spoke a little English, as did the (much plainer) girl doing the hand massage. I was only a couple hours past fucking the Thai girl at Darling1 and had barely managed that, and Tsim Tsim was skilled enough to have me wanting more about 5 minutes in. She complimented my size (which is average I think) and was licking her lips and all kinds of suggestive talk, in addition to giving me a handy. I was thinking to ask her back to my hotel room but apparently she had to work till 5 am. As we reached the halfway point, she suggested that I extend them both for another 25 minutes, and so she kept right on doing what she was doing, while the other girl kept going on my first hand for the entire 25 minutes before switching to the other for my second block of time. Tsim Tsim's ear was itching and her hands were all oiled up and under my towel, so a few times she leaned forward and asked me to scratch it for her. It was super cute. Later, the second girl got some toothpicks and handed one to her so she could use the toothpick to scratch her ear without getting my cock-oil all over it. Pretty ingenious, haha. Anyway, that 50 minutes went by in a heartbeat and I thanked them both, and then took some time to relax. As I had been getting serviced, a couple "shows" had already paraded past, with the column of women to choose from being perhaps 20 women strong. I was very curious to check that out, so when the next one came by I slipped on my sandals and followed along.

The manager saw me leaving to view the show, so he followed me in, to stand by and aid me in selecting if I was ready. I told him that it was my first time looking at the lineup and I was just browsing for now. No worries he said, you have plenty of time. I noted that the Chinese guys were very aggressive about picking the women they wanted, the women barely even got situated in line before they were getting picked off. I mentally made a note that this was somewhat irritating, I wanted to be able to be somewhat relaxed in choosing. This would be less of an issue if the place was dead, though Tsim Tsim had told me that it actually wasn't that busy, just average she said (and this was a Saturday night). Anyway, for this first lineup I didn't make a choice and left empty handed.

Went back to my chair and ordered up a ham and egg sandwich and some fruit. Both were pretty decent, as was the beer. All complimentary.

At this point, another Vietnamese girl came by and wanted to massage my feet. She was cute and seemed really sweet, so I said sure. That went pretty well, and I had to fend off another handjob girl during this as well. I had already decided that Tsim Tsim was the prime choice for handies and if I was going to get another one it would be from her. The foot massage girl spoke excellent English and wanted to chat about everything. I was just kind of tired (by this point it was probably midnight) and wanted to get up and choose a girl, fuck her, and go back to my room to sleep. So that's what I did!

After the foot massage, another show was called out shortly thereafter, and once again I followed and once again the manager followed me in. He whispered "choose quick if you want your pick!" to remind me that the more desirable ladies might be quickly chosen. A few were very attractive but I was drawn to one Chinese girl in particular who had long hair and a slim waist, also quite tall (though not as tall as the "models" who were no better looking, just taller still). I think her number was 306, but I don't remember for certain. The manager stepped forward with urgency one I told him, to put my claim in, and she smiled and stepped off to the side to whereever the ladies go when they're chosen. The manager then led me back through the chair room and indicated my pick to the desk attendant there and escorted me to the girl room. I sat down and about 2 minutes later the girl showed up. She disrobed and helped me to the same. She had a tattoo that her gown had been covering that I hadn't noticed, and was a little softer in the body than I'd thought, but still very attractive. She wanted to know if I spoke any Chinese and I said a few words in Mandarin (I said: "I can see your nipples. ") and she laughed. She then assumed I knew way more Mandarin than I actually do and I had to clarify that I knew almost nothing, which she found hilarious. Anyway I really do know almost zero Mandarin but enough to blunder my way through a very simple and crude conversation, and I learned she was from Anhui province.

The routine was familiar I suppose, with the bathing and then back to the bed. She was leery of my size but did not hesitate to lube herself up and sit on it, after several different styles of BBBJ (which were all wonderful). With the condom on, and having so much sex over the past 3 days, I was barely able to sustain an erection and she was also whimpering a little as I made each thrust, saying "tong" (which means pain / painful in Mandarin) now and then. I don't know if that was legit or not, but I don't get off on hurting women so I pulled out and pointed at my dick and then her mouth, and she nodded as I pulled off the condom. This proceeded much, much better and she actually had very little difficulty in getting me off, which was aided by the mirrors in pretty much every direction allowing me to look at this beauty giving me head from whatever angle I wanted.

The orgasm was pretty powerful, probably owing to Tsim Tsim building me up for 50 minutes without release just earlier. My selected girl was a little apologetic about not being able to handle the fucking and pointed out that the diameter of my penis was roughly the same as the size of her wrist / forearm, by holding her arm down there side by side with it. I told her "no need" to apologize in Mandarin, which she was giggly about, and then we cleaned up and I confirmed on the phone with the manager that everything was great, when she dialed down to inform them that we were done. (I wonder what happens if you say things were not okay? Heh).

She led me out by the arm and winked at me before disappearing to their powder room or wherever they go. I went back downstairs and got dressed. About four Indian guys had just arrived and were exasperating the manager in the locker room by asking about not having to pay if they didn't see a girl they liked in the lineup. I don't think the manager's English was quite good enough to understand totally what they were asking, especially given the Indian accents. FYI Indian dudes. This is the sort of behavior that makes you get discriminated against in Southeast Asia. They don't want to deal with this stuff. Either you use their service and pay like everyone else does or you don't. I briefly thought about trying to jump in and translate but thought better of it and got up to go and pay.

My total bill was about 4000 MOP, which is about 500 US. Expensive, but worth experiencing.

Went back upstairs, slept in my big motherfucking room, and left on the ferry back to HK in the morning. I liked the sex in Macau but found the city a little hard to navigate (in comparison to HK which is a breeze). It was also hot-as-fuck and I poured sweat whenever I stepped outside, so that was another minus (granted HK was equally miserable outside).