Sauna Reviews

[Green Banana]

The Emperor sauna stays on 3rd floor (lift) of the Emperor Hotel (not to be mistaken with the Grand Emperor, closeby). The hotel itself is OK, if offering a Chinese breakfast only.

Sauna installations are actually much better than the hotel ones. I arrived a Friday night at 8 pm. Welcome by Dennis, a young local, not too pushy, helpful. Explanation of the rates: the entrance fee (c. 1000 Patacas) is waived if you opt for a no-sex massage in private room (namely Shagha massage, tha, etc. , from 900 Patacas on), Dennis clarified for me the ones of them including happy ending. Same 'free' entrance if you opt for one of the 40-ish 'models' acting that night.

Showers: girls try to sell you a 'japanese shower' etc. ; locker, pyjamas and flip flops as usual. The lounge is made of 3 consecutive spaces, each of them with see. 20 very confortable individual sofas. Smoking is supposed to be prohibited no one cares. Snooker available. The free part of the buffet is tame and basic. The beer costs see. 5 US $, and there is no spirits nor liquors aouch.

Various services provided on-site, as described elsewhere: thig massage, head, feet, shoulders, massages, mostly provided by thai girls in their 30 ies. Every hour, the girls (invisible the rest of the time) make a show, going from a patron to another, touching you here and there (lightly), showing off their assets. An MC tries to put some atmosphere but if you don't speak cantonese, you've little chances to get the funny. Try to remember the number of your favorite ones, as 10 minutes after the show, the 'models' are displayed in line around the pool (just follow the crowd to know where it is). This second presentation happens in silence, the mongers looking at the girls, the girls trying to attract on the modest way. Very flesh-market, and not too exciting, IMO.

I went for a proper Shanghai massage first, as I was just landing from a long flight. Then I relaxed in one of the lounges, trying to interact with my nearest neighbor. He was smoking gold-tipped Chinese cigarettes, I asked him for a try and he offered me a full pack before disappearing with his favorite. Thanks to him.

After a while and at second presentation, I went with girl #199. Tall Chinese, 25 year old, up like a stolen car, fake eyelashes. Then, usual routine via shower, special wetchair (designed as a 'why', so that the girl can more easely go between your legs, etc. Very poor BBBJ, with Listerine in mouth, spitting all the time. Mechanical and boring. She eventually complained about her jaws and my 'very big' dick. Definitely not a one to repeat! I finished myself by jacking off to her mouth, while she's delivering an acceptable rimjob.

Total expense: US 430 - way too much.

Venue: 4/5.

Food (free buffet): 1/5.

Drinks: 1/5.

Girl, look: 4/5.

Girl, service: 2/5.

Following night (Sat.) I went to Rio at 9:00 pm. From the entrance I noticed the place was full of gringos (I mean, non-chinese guys), manager said they had 20 girls that night, all of them Asian but a single Venezuelian. I felt the balance unfair. Too many sausages for me; I left and had dinner in a friendly, simple and tasty Portuguese restaurant 150 yards from the Rio, called Porto Exterior (Alameda Dr. Carlos the Assumpcao, Ed. Chong Yu, No. 606 H), recommended.

[PicDoody387]

Hi,

After reading and rereading almost all the pages in the macau forum decided to hit the Rio sauna. I was staying in Rio hotel and was very happy with the hotel in the first place. I was confused between FN and Rio as I can only hit one of them (only one day in Macau). Finally decided to hit Rio as I might not be coming back to Macau any time soon and wanted to have the best. At the reception, they called for a very beautiful looking girl who spoke English. She explained all the prices and how it works in general. After that I was guided to the locker, where there were some young lads assisting me to undress. That was a bit weird for me, undressing with the help of some guys. I was a regular visitor to Shark FKK in Germany (when I was in Europe for a while) and I felt that having no one to assist while undressing is better than having a guy help out. After this I went to shower, didn't see any one to help out there. Then to a area to get the robes. One ugly old lady helped me to get dressed and asked for tip, even after giving 100 HKD (for doing nothing) they were not happy. After this directly to the lounge area. It was a very large lounge and felt very comfortable. As I was just entering, there was one show and I was asked to join. In came the girls and things started getting better. Girls from China, Vietnam, Korea and some other nationalities. It took me some time to understand the colour codes and the pricing. Initial impression was that it was good but not anything spectacular. So didn't choose any one and went back to the lounge. The second I put my ass on that chair, another aunt came and asked for massage. She was over dressed and old. I said no and ordered a green tea. There some other Chinese guys who were having fun with some of the relatively young girls who gives massage. Nobody really speaks English here (as expected) and it was really difficult to have any fun. Finally got bored and called for the famous thigh massage. In came another aunt and removed my shorts and started massaging my johny. I really didn't get a nice vibe here as she was talking in some language to the lady nearby and was not interested in striking a conversation. I was praying for the line up to be called. Finally when it was time, I joined others who were eagerly waiting for lineup. This time I chose a Chinese tall lady. Cutting things short from here, went to the room, had the famous hot and vold BJ, usual saopy gimmicks and straight to bed. She didn't allow me to undress her or help me undress. In the bed, another routine BBBJ and then asked for sex. I asked her to cool down and started exploring her body. SHe straight away said no and asked me to stop. I almost lost it at this point and asked her to just finish. May be after seeing the frustration in my face, she started cooperating a bit. Finally did her in all styles and extended the activity a bit longer just to [CodeWord140] her off as she started asking me " Ready to cum" almost every 2 min. Overall, I would say that it was a different experience, but certainly not worth 4000 HKD for non Chinese speaking person. The girls are so mechanical that it is almost similar to pattaya soapies and nothing different. Girls are better looking for sure and that will give you the initial pleasure but it will die down soon. After the activity, ordered a beer, paid and left. Overall a tick in the list of mongering activities. I read in the forum that FN was a better choice for GFE and I should have listened.

Just adding as a foot note, after RIO went to the casino next to ventian and there were 20-30 super hot looking girls ready for business. As I was already out of 4000 HKD for not a great expeience passed that chance. But would try that next time (if at all).

[HeyyyyyyPaul]

Mini review on L'arc aka Victoria sauna.

Great facilities and food, really comfortable, but a huge issue with there being only 6 girls on a Friday night.

Looked ok (2 thais, 1 Korean, rest Chinese) and all were fuckable, but that's crazy low amount for a full size sauna.

[Whomer]

Good call but where is Boss located?

Have been to big boss several times but could never figure out where the "old" boss sauna is.

Boss Sauna.

Avenue the Praia Grande No. 762-804, Macau (28595;38272;21335;24398;22823;39340;36335;762-804　20013;33775;24291;22580;22&#38542.

China Plaza, level 22.

Entrance to an elevator is in the inside the corner. Just walk in and go to level 22 (or something like that).

[Member #4698]

There had been actually an earlier report about Club 9 which I found very impressive at the time. Could not try the experience though because I was alone in Macau (and probably it is better to go with friends to such places) and also if girls do not speak English, conversation is not possible because my knowledge of Chinese language equals to zero (on the Kelvin scale).

Here is the link to report I mentioned:

Thanks Melor for reminding us all about that Club 9 report. I must have read it when it was first posted and then forgot about it because at the time I was focused entirely on Saunas, FL pick up bars, and the Lisboa Racetrack and not interested in pursuing the KTV alternative. I guess the times have changed and I have changed a little too because now I am looking forward to dropping by Club 9 and giving it a try. It sounds like it will be a different kind of night. I just hope they still have lots of attractive Chinese girls to choose from.

But talk about one hit wonders. This was back 2014. It was a damn good 1st report and worthy of distinction. Too bad the OP did not contribute anything more to the forum. In any case here is his excellent report:

My first post / review on Club 9 at L'Arc, enjoy:

Overall: High-end facility with exceptional girls and top-notch customer service, but expensive.

Girl #1:

- look: 8/10 skill: 8/10
- Chinese (Huabei, wherever that is).
- 22 yo
- 6 ft+
- Model grade
- medium boobs.
- great personality.

Girl #2:
- look: 8/10 skill: and / A.
- Chinese.
- 6 ft+
- Super model grade.
- big boobs.
- bad personality.

Girl #3:
- look 9/10 skill 8/10.
- Chinese (Sichuan).
- 19 yo
- 5 ft 7
- Model grade
- small boobs.
- great personality.

First time at Club 9. Arrived at the L'Arc hotel at around 4:30 pm, took the elevator to 5th floor, which opens up to the grand entrance of Club 9. The lobby / waiting area is comparable to the size of a basketball court with super high ceiling. It really feels like a 5-star hotel, super posh. I went to the reception desk and was directed to wait for a mamasan in the sitting area. A 20's /30's mamasan came and explained pricing very thoroughly - 1600 for a KTV room with girls to accompany and 1500/1800/2100/3200 per girl for intimacy in the hotel room. There is a 2.5 hr time limit and you can spend it however you like: ie. 1 hr of fun in the KTV room and 1.5 hr in the hotel room. There is also a 200/300 tipping policy for girls you do not take to the room, so it is designed for clients going in group.

Anyways, arrived at the KTV room, very new and luxurious. It is about 200 sqft with 2 flat screens, private bathroom, bar area and seats comfortable for at least 20. Mamasan brought 10 girls out in the first wave and told me there will be more girls available after 6. All asians, and most are at least 7/10, saw 1 or 2 that were 8/9, so I picked one to sit. By that time, half a dozen beer, a fruit platter, peanuts and dried fruits were served. Probably enough to feed 4. Anyways, girl's tall and hot even up close (good thing about KTV is that you get to inspect the girl up close as opposed to picking from a distance in saunas) Anyways, we had a great conversation. Not the flirty type but more like gf type which is nice, and then 15 minutes later mamasan came in and asked the girl to leave to get my feedback. I thought it was a nice touch because I definitely give more honest feedback when the girl's not around. I said she is nice so she brought back the girl along with 10 new girls in the second wave. Definitely more stunners than first wave. I picked a "super model" this time, even taller than last time with bigger boobs and model-like figure. We chatted a bit but the new girl felt a little cold in terms of conversation and weren't super enthusiastic like my first pick. Another 10 to 15 minutes later, Mamasan came in with a third wave and I quickly spotted a petite stunner, so I picked her right away. She is a 19 yo hottie from Sichuan, definitely my cup of tea. Now I have 3 hotties sitting by my side playing drinking games. My first pick is the nicest of the three, kept pouring beer for not just me, but for other girls too, while my second pick was still being cold and wasn't really into our drinking games. The 19 yo is being a 19 yo! Very funny and flirtatious, and actually got a long quite well with my first pick. Then lo and behold, mamasan came in and asked the girls to leave to get my feedback, so I told her exactly what I thought and told her to get rid of stone cold steve austin and I also told her not to send any more girls because I'm comfortable with the 2 girls. It was nice being able to kick girls out without their presence. My 2 favorites came back in, and we had a great time. Feeding me fruits, drinking, playing games totally pampered. When it was almost 6 (after an hour), mamasan came in, asked the girls to leave, and asked me who am I taking. I told her I can't decide so she suggested taking both, and so I did! She discussed game plan with me and told me I can take them now for 1.5 hour or sit around for another half hour. I decided to sit. Half an hour later, mamasan came in and told the girls to leave and started prepping me. Normally girls go up on the same elevator with customers to the room, but I opted not to because it's quite embarrassing if hotel guests are in the same lift. Anyways, I settled the KTV bill for about 2100 for the room (1600 + misc food / drink charges), then onto my adventure. It's usual business except + 1. I took turns with both and both took the time changing condoms when switching, so it is safety first, which I always respect and prefer. I took care business at the end of the hour. Shot a huge load onto the 19 yo stunner with flawless skin. The girl called the club to report back and was asked for me on the phone for feedback. Now that's customer service! I told the man in charge everything is good, and paid the girls 1800 and 1500 + 200 tips each, then I opted to leave first without the 2 girls escorting me to use the same lift. Definitely will return! Next time I will try to get coupons to help soften the blow. I think they are available in the ferry terminal.

[Melor]

Hey BeWilder, I found your trip report very informative, particularly the 1st part on Club 9. I believe this is the first post in the forum about Club 9 which is on the 5th floor in the L'Arc Hotel. From your description it sounds good and a little bit different from a sauna experience. I like the idea of drinking and playing games with a girl or girls before making a final selection

There had been actually an earlier report about Club 9 which I found very impressive at the time. Could not try the experience though because I was alone in Macau (and probably it is better to go with friends to such places) and also if girls do not speak English, conversation is not possible because my knowledge of Chinese language equals to zero (on the Kelvin scale).

Here is the link to report I mentioned:

My first post / review on Club 9 at L'Arc, enjoy:

Overall: High-end facility with exceptional girls and top-notch customer service, but expensive.

[Xfreak0000]

Whilst on a business trip in Hong Kong, I found myself having a day free and had arranged with some Chinese friends to visit Macau. The night before I went to the usual haunts in Wanchai. I was tempted to get a Latina in as they are a rarity in Dubai to the extent they are non-existent. But decided to hold fire as I had heard so many good things about Macau especially the sauna clubs which I was led to believe were on par with the German FKK clubs I so adore.

At the ferry terminal in HK, my friend bought me a package for a sauna club which included the ferry ticket. They also wanted to go to a karaoke bar which didn't appeal to me but decided to go with the flow. The karaoke club was called Club 9 in a hotel casino complex called L'Arc de Triomphe? It was very plush. Think the entry was HKD600 or so. We were taken to a room and the manager would bring in 6 girls at a time. Being a newcomer I chose one from the first batch not knowing how many batches were coming whereas the local guys took it easy. Sure enough there was better quality in the later batches and the guys took one each. I thought that was it when we all had one but more girls were brought through and so we all chose one more.

I wasn't sure what the protocol was but for around an hour, the guys were having some banter with the girls, drinking games etc. They didn't speak much English so I had little to say. After an hour or so, we all chose a girl to take to the bedroom. I was told it was HKD1200 for an hour which seemed reasonable as all the 8 girls we had shortlisted were good quality and several were absolutely gorgeous. My companions let me have first choice and I chose one who had initially been selected byone of the other guys. Her name was Annie and she was tall, long hair, light skinned and looked like a model (she had a Eurasian look and was from Shanghai). Was told she was in the "model" category and was HKD1500 but was happy to pay the extra as she was a cut above the other girls...

This is called room salon in Korea, KTV in China.

The normal running room running time is about 2 hours, but I don't know the setup of Macau Room salon system.

In Korea and / or in China these places are expensive places, but you can have quite high beautiful ladies with whisky and some side foods such as fruits.

In Korea, you can not take your lady for L / T, but in China you can and the price for S / T and L / T is different.

[HeyyyyyyPaul]

Last month I visited after three years Boss Sauna again (NOT Big Boss). Nothing important changed. Nice sauna and pool area.

I went for a body scrub, well done. No special services included, only some teasing.

In the lounge area nice food and drinks. Girl line on request. Good selection. Mainly Vietnamese.

60 min session with a nice girl. Very engaged. Loved it.

Overall damage 1. 200 MOP, incl. A happy hour discount (arrived at 5 pm).

It remembered me a bit of the good old times. Will def. Repeat.

Good call but where is Boss located?

Have been to big boss several times but could never figure out where the "old" boss sauna is.

[Whomer]

Last month I visited after three years Boss Sauna again (NOT Big Boss). Nothing important changed. Nice sauna and pool area.

I went for a body scrub, well done. No special services included, only some teasing.

In the lounge area nice food and drinks. Girl line on request. Good selection. Mainly Vietnamese.

60 min session with a nice girl. Very engaged. Loved it.

Overall damage 1. 200 MOP, incl. A happy hour discount (arrived at 5 pm).

It remembered me a bit of the good old times. Will def. Repeat.

[Whomer]

Punters. I am lucky to have fun loving wife, are there any sauna's that will allow woman customer? Idea is to have my wife to pick girl from lineup for a threesome.

Thanks for help in advance.

I had the same idea four years ago. It wasn't possible to get anything in line with my girlfriend in a sauna. We had been in Sauna18, FN, Rio and Boss. They all refused friendly. Main argument was that they can't guarantee safety for her because of the other guests. In Rio they said also that they are not sure if my GF would do their own business in their club.

Nevertheless I was able to get a Russian girl and at another night a Vietnamese to come to our hotel after her work. I visit the sauna in the happy hour, picked a girl I thought my GF would like and asked her if she would visit us. Downside: I visited the sauna without my GF. That wasn't optimal, but the threesome made it up for my GF. It you want to do so, make sure that your wife is fine with your single session in the sauna.

[Fast Eddie 48]

I agree and disagree with you. Based on the amount of time I spend in various Asian destinations every year, my ratings are: 1. BKK. 2. Jakarta. 3. Manila. 4. Macau. 5. Phnom Penh. 6. Pattaya. 7. Singapore (Geylang). 8. who cares.

I think overall BKK is still the best, but by overall, I mean girls (naturally), food, culture, ambiance, infrastructure (hotels & various entertainment venues), things to do other than sex, and relative safety. If girls were the only criteria then it would be a 3 way tie with possibly Jakarta and Manila edging out BKK.

I rate Jakarta 2nd and Manila 3rd, but only because of the wonderful girls. I really like the girls, but Jakarta and MNL suck otherwise and I would not want to live in either of these cities long term. I think I would be happy to live in BKK for at least couple of years anyway.

Macau is my 4th favorite destination because I like to sample beautiful Chines girls and I am willing to pay up for the opportunity. Ever since the authorities closed down ChangPing, where else can one go to find so many really sexy Chinses girls so easily and in such close proximity? Also, Macau is 100% safe day or night unlike Jakarta and MNL where you really should watch your surroundings to be on the safe side. But Macau is a small place with little to do other than gamble (which I do not engage in), shag, and eat (the food is great). I would go crazy if I had to live here unless I had an interesting, extremely well-paid job. 5 days (Sunday to Friday) once or twice a year is all that I need to satisfy my Chinese cravings. It has been the highlight of many previous annual 2 month long Asian trips when I have met the right Chinese girl in Rio, FN, East, or Darling 1...

To Natty.

I think for me if you want pure Mongering on value and options Jakarta is #1 for me and Pattaya is #2 BKK and China use to be my favorite, if you want best quality don't mind paying the top dollar Macau is the place yes I still like to go to BKK because there are so many things to do.

Fast Eddie 48.

[Member #4698]

Anyway a trip to Thailand, Phillipines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam, Cambodia is better than Macau. IMHO.

I agree and disagree with you. Based on the amount of time I spend in various Asian destinations every year, my ratings are: 1. BKK. 2. Jakarta. 3. Manila. 4. Macau. 5. Phnom Penh. 6. Pattaya. 7. Singapore (Geylang). 8. who cares.

I think overall BKK is still the best, but by overall, I mean girls (naturally), food, culture, ambiance, infrastructure (hotels & various entertainment venues), things to do other than sex, and relative safety. If girls were the only criteria then it would be a 3 way tie with possibly Jakarta and Manila edging out BKK.

I rate Jakarta 2nd and Manila 3rd, but only because of the wonderful girls. I really like the girls, but Jakarta and MNL suck otherwise and I would not want to live in either of these cities long term. I think I would be happy to live in BKK for at least couple of years anyway.

Macau is my 4th favorite destination because I like to sample beautiful Chines girls and I am willing to pay up for the opportunity. Ever since the authorities closed down ChangPing, where else can one go to find so many really sexy Chinses girls so easily and in such close proximity? Also, Macau is 100% safe day or night unlike Jakarta and MNL where you really should watch your surroundings to be on the safe side. But Macau is a small place with little to do other than gamble (which I do not engage in), shag, and eat (the food is great). I would go crazy if I had to live here unless I had an interesting, extremely well-paid job. 5 days (Sunday to Friday) once or twice a year is all that I need to satisfy my Chinese cravings. It has been the highlight of many previous annual 2 month long Asian trips when I have met the right Chinese girl in Rio, FN, East, or Darling 1.

Phnom Penh is my 5th favorite place. Between 2002 and 2009, before the 2009 bar raids, PP used to be so much more fun. I actually liked it better than BKK. Not any more, although I still like the place. Some guys hate it, however. I guess it is an acquired taste. LOL. But Khmers are delightful and wonderful girls.

Malaysia does not even make my list. I think of KL as a derivative town, meaning you mostly deal with imports here. Compared to BKK, Jakarta, and MNL; KL is a big nothing burger. IMHO.

I have never been to Vietnam. I like Viet girls, at least the ones I have met in Macau, HKG, Singapore, Jakarta, and KL, but I hear mongering (meeting high quality girls and shagging them) in Vietnam is a pain in the ass and who needs that. I may go to Vietnam anyway one day just to see the country and if I meet some nice girls while I am there, then that would be a bonus. Meanwhile I have met and shagged some very beautiful and super friendly Viets in Jakarta and Singapore, so I don't think I am missing much. I just wish Vietnam was more monger friendly, that's all. I would be on the next flight. LOL.

And talking about the next flight; on my next SE Asia trip, I am taking a visa run from BKK to Yangon. I was in Burma 8 or 9 years ago, but I did not do any mongering then. I am not expecting too much on my short side trip, but I hope it will be interesting and fruitful. Other that receiving several thigh massages at East Spa from a very friendly Burma girl, I have never shagged a Burmese girl or had anything to do with them, so I am looking forward to making the most out of my little Yangon side trip and taking something key off my bucket list. LOL.

[Christian G]

There are no Asian girls in European Fkks.

You can meet few thai and phills girls in Frankfurt FKK and Berlin. Also some Asian massage in this cities. Anyway a trip to Thailand, Phillipines, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam, Cambodia is better than Macau. IMHO.

The overall experience is much cheaper in Germany than Macau and based on my experience FKKs have better facilities and girls than the Macau sauna clubs.

Agree! The FKKs win hands down. Better facilities (with garden, BBQ and swimming pool in the summer), naked girls walking around, no pushy massage staff, better average sex service.

[Turgid]

There are no Asian girls in European Fkks. So if you like asian girls from different contries and are not stingy, Macau is the place to be.

I certainly believe that there are better destinations in Asia than Macau for Asian girls. Thailand, the Philippines and Indonesia come to mind. In Hong Kong you can get a variety of Asian girls for a fraction of the price of what is on offer in Macau. I was in Hong Kong earlier this year and considered visiting Macau but did not. I would not be averse to spending more for higher end girls but what spooked me was the possibility of getting bad service for so much money. No way. Better to be safe than sorry.

[Be Wilder]

There are no Asian girls in European Fkks. So if you like asian girls from different contries and are not stingy, Macau is the place to be.

There is the odd Asian girl and also some black girls in FKKs but agree not a place to go if you're into Asian girls. The overall experience is much cheaper in Germany than Macau and based on my experience FKKs have better facilities and girls than the Macau sauna clubs.