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09-23-19 00:56 #2600
Posts: 220Originally Posted by Ryouko [View Original Post]
Your reports are one of the best here since a long time. I like how you describe your experiences and in particular how respectful you write about women and girls.
I'm around here since decades, have written some reports, and got only a few feedbacks.
So, don't be too disappointed if there isn't so much reaction, but you can be sure that your posts make a difference for many others.
TC & SS.
Whomer.
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09-12-19 07:44 #2599
Posts: 117Originally Posted by Ryouko [View Original Post]
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09-12-19 01:38 #2598
Posts: 44Originally Posted by Ryouko [View Original Post]
I'm interested to read about your next trip. Perhaps you will try some of the non standard saunas and maybe the pensao.
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09-11-19 19:39 #2597
Posts: 1481Originally Posted by Ryouko [View Original Post]
Keep up the good work.
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09-11-19 06:24 #2596
Posts: 28So, is anybody reading these reports? I know Natty Bumpo and Charles Dickin have commented (thanks guys). Other than that, I seem to be typing into a vast emptiness haha.
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09-11-19 06:21 #2595
Posts: 28Darling 1
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
Darling 1
It has my last day in Macau, and I was leaving that afternoon. Since the passionate but peopless experience with my China girl, I really wanted to have sex and pop one last time before leaving this paradise. However, most of the saunas have nobody in the mornings.
I decided to go to Darling 1, as I heard it does business 24/7 and I still remembered the hot women the other time. It was located in the Masters Hotel, pretty far away from the other saunas. The building wasn't anything nice to look at.
There were a lot fewer women, of lower quality, in the morning. I tried to look and chose a Vietnamese girl who looked hot. We went to the room.
The light was not very bright, but in person she looked a lot worse than from afar. Was she in her thirties? I'm not sure. Her make-up also was painted in a way that seemed to make her look really tired and abused, especially her eyes. Or was that my imagination? It was really hard to tell in the light. Finally on her back she had those bloody patterned scratches that the long-time Vietnamese girl had also had.
I was afraid I couldn't get it up, but of course I had no problem once the darling went to work. The session was the usual. One very unfortunate thing I noticed was a cockroach crawling on the floor during the session.
Another thing that I noticed was that she chewed some gum and then kissed me, probably in preparation for DFK. But I dodged and just did a light kiss (I'm afraid of herpes, haha). She seemed pretty amused by that and kissed me on the lips a couple of times during the end.
We had sex, and to my surprise I came early inside her during cowgirl. It was pretty nice as usual.
Afterwards I tried to ask her about the bloody scratches on her back. But we couldn't communicate, sadly. Later I Googled it and found out that it's called "gua sha" for treating colds.
I'm still thinking of going back to Darling 1 during the afternoon, when there are beautiful girls. Funny there are so many saunas that I want to go back to!
Total: 1600 pataca.
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09-09-19 02:32 #2594
Posts: 28China Girl Long Time
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
China Girl Long Time
After arriving in the hotel room, I offered her some Portuguese egg tarts that I'd bought, but she wasn't interested. She undressed. I remember that, lying on the bed, she put her breasts together and said that they weren't fully firm and upright due to their natural weight. I told her natural was best.
We had sex and, as usual, it was enjoyable. Unfortunately, I again wasn't able to pop. Part of it was probably too much sex, and part of it was probably mental at this point. Additionally, she had this habit of trying to squeeze hard when I softened, which unfortunately just made me soften even more.
After that we lay together and slept. Again, it was very pleasant. I love the feeling of cuddling lying naked with a girl after sex and going to sleep. Sadly, I haven't had much experience doing that and again found it hard to sleep. I could feel her heartbeat, but somehow the only thing I could concentrate on was that instead of sleeping. She also coughed occasionally.
Sometime in the morning I was roused again, and I started stroking her. She caressed me back, and we ended up having sex again, her mounting me in the dark. I'm surprised at how skillfully she was able to do all that while putting a condom on me at the same time! But again I wasn't able to pop. I think she was somewhat disappointed in being unable to fulfill her womanly duty, since she mentioned it once or twice. Of course I was also disappointed. A lot of it was probably mental to be frank.
Afterwards I joined her in the shower together (she didn't like that and left quickly; probably she considered the shower a private moment for herself). Then we went on to have lunch, paid by me of course. The conversation was okay but not great; she took selfies and seemed to kind of have a mental shield that made everything seem like "business. " Can't blame her for that. I paid; then she wanted to purchase some snacks before going back to work, kindly paid by me of course, and eagerly added some more items just before I paid (including Portuguese egg tart). Then we hugged and she went her way.
Then I went back to my hotel and finally was able to sleep. I slept all afternoon and woke up after all the tourist sites I'd planned to visit were closed.
In this writing it may seem like long-time was a bit of a disappointing experience. But it wasn't; I really enjoyed it and will try to book her again and pop inside her successfully this time, haha.
Total: 3864 pataca (3500 long-time, 364 meals, probably higher than market price).
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09-07-19 07:43 #2593
Posts: 28Golden
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
Golden
My final sauna was at Golden. I'd heard that the ladies walk among you talking to you first and looked forward to it.
The sauna was smaller and cozier and located in an independent building just a few minutes away from Rio. All the saunas are actually located in walkable distance actually. The first thing I noticed was that it had a lot more people. There were dozens, compared to the fairly empty places I'd been to before (probably because it was Friday).
When I entered, I was immediately accosted by a plump and sadly ugly lady, who tried to hug me. I dodged the hug and went to the seat (she glared at me later after my session).
I saw some people getting baths in seated showers and tried it out after awkwardly moving to the showers and being conspicuous. Sadly, I was next to two other naked guys and intently did not gaze at them. The girl was young and decent, dressed in only a bra and panties, and I enjoyed her hands on my member. She dodged when I lightly groped her.
I saw a hot young girl approaching different customers. I gazed at her, and she moved on to talk with me. We then went hand-in-hand to boom-boom.
The service was very nice and pleasurable per the usual. She kissed and touched me all over and gave me BBBJ. I could look in the mirror and just watch in amazement as this beautiful nymph, who I could never get outside a sauna, got on her knees and just sucked my dick with all her ability. It was just like a JAV, except it was happening in real life.
Then we fucked, which as usual was great. I loved the missionary (my favorite position) and went in varying positions, slower and faster, which she seemed to enjoy very much.
The unfortunate part, however, was that again I couldn't pop. I think it was just too much sex and the condom made it difficult. So afterwards we were lying naked together, and I asked her for long-time outside the sauna. She said 5000 pataca, I said an outrageously low number, we haggled. Finally she said 3500 pataca. I thought about it and finally accepted, as this naked beautiful sauna girl hugged me tight and pleaded. We agreed to meet at 3:00 am, after her shift ended.
Then I was kind of embarrassed and tried to ask for CIM. I know some girls don't like it. But she accepted with a naughty smile and did a very good job of sucking me; she was very experienced. But sadly I lost my erection and just couldn't pop.
Afterwards I ate, next to another man joking with a sauna girl. He was from Hong Kong, and I remember she said his Chinese was terrible. They had a final call at 1:30 am for several girls. A lot of them lined up and I was tempted, but wanted to wait for my girl. I saw her talk with another person beside me and walk with him to the room. I felt no jealousy, as that was simply her job.
At around 3:30 am her shift ended and we met and then walked, hand-in-hand, to my hotel.
Total: 1923 pataca.
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09-04-19 04:21 #2592
Posts: 28Tall Chinese Girls and Poor Service
Also I noticed that the Rio room service girl was another tall Chinese girl, who gave not great service. Anecdotally a lot of the tall Chinese girls from the northeast were somewhat arrogant and seem to think that they were better because they are taller. I remember consistently receiving better service from short girls.
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09-04-19 04:20 #2591
Posts: 28Rio Room Service
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
Rio Room Service
Rio has an advertisement in which they shown a beautiful naked woman enjoying a room service massage, with a big phone number invitation. Knowing just what exactly Rio's massages actually are, I was pretty excited and decided to try it out.
When I called the number they said that they would send somebody, making it very explicit that it would be a normal massage. I was kind of disappointed and asked if there was anything more. They then directly talked about sex and said they'd send a girl.
I kind of expected to get a girl who'd been having trouble attracting customers, and I'm pretty sure I got that. The girl didn't look very impressive (heavily made up and older looking, although still much better than anything I could catch at home). She was accompanied by a male attendant. He asked if she was okay. After some hesitation, I said yes and paid him.
The "massage" was pretty typical of the sauna experience (enjoyable and she took good care of me). I think that it might have been a bit short. The lady said the bed was too soft. The sex was enjoyable, and we got into a nice rhythm where she would squeeze just as I pushed inside her. This was the pattern that eventually made me cum.
After that she seemed excited to leave and asked if she could go, which I affirmed. Before leaving, I told her that her make-up made her look much older (I think she mentioned she was in her young twenties). She told me that she knew and had been told that repeatedly, but that the make-up was necessary for her to get noticed in the huge line-up.
All in all, it was nice that I didn't have to go all the way down to the sauna and spend an hour getting changed / going through the pre-services. But sometimes the girl won't be the most beautiful.
Total: 3180 pataca.
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09-02-19 02:46 #2590
Posts: 28COB and CIM In Saunas
With that experience complete, I'm still not sure what the proper procedure to get COB or CIM in saunas is. Is it allowed in saunas?
Do you talk to management, and then they tell the girl to do it? Or do you talk to the girl without telling management?
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09-02-19 02:43 #2589
Posts: 28East Castle
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
East Castle
I went to East Castle pretty late in the night. I kind of wanted to sleep but decided that I needed to have some sex first, haha.
East Castle was a short walk in a typical big Macau hotel, which was kind of empty that late at night.
Inside they had the pretty typical sauna scene. I don't remember much to make it stand-out. I do remember getting a Vietnamese girl to give me a shoulder massage, which was the nicest part of the experience. I asked her why there are so many Vietnamese in Macau, and she said that Macau was well-known and offered jobs. I showed her a Vietnamese friend I have in America.
I asked for a line-up and I remember it being pretty good, probably lots of 8's and 9's. As usual I tried to get the girl who smiled at me. She was tall with long legs.
I wanted to try COB, and I planned to ask management to force my girl to do that if possible. Before doing so I told the lady what I wanted to do, and she agreed but lectured me about how management couldn't know. She said there were some things you could do but not tell the managers. I'm not sure if she was telling the truth or lying.
She also gave me a list where you do role-play. I chose an airline role. Unfortunately, the lady was very annoyed by my Chinese skills during the role-play, which are okay but not great. She constantly said that I couldn't understand her and that we had communication issues. And oh my god how could she overcome this difficulty? I was pretty annoyed because I think I understood most of what she said. Some Chinese people say this stuff about my Chinese, but most think my Chinese is adequate. And the other Chinese girls I'd fucked did not express this belief.
She tried to put on a condom during the blowjob but I rejected, which annoyed her more, especially since I'd misunderstood her and accepted the CBJ when she asked. Yeah she was right that I don't know the Chinese slang for condom. Most Chinese don't say that in ordinary life; I can't memorize every bit of specialized Chinese vocabulary.
Anyways the sex was good as usual, especially the doggy style. And she was quite hot. When I was about to cum, I pulled off my condom and tried to cum on her breasts. But what happened next was really surprising. I slowly lost my erection and couldn't do it. It was not at all like what they show in pornography. I guess porn lies haha.
After that we got into another argument. I tried to continue having sex with her but she refused. After a lot of confusion and Youdao translate I found out that she was saying the session was over since I'd cum, which I definitely had not. We argued and I learned a brand new word in Chinese!
After a lengthy but insistent discussion she agreed to bang until I popped. She came and licked my nipple while stroking my member and got it up. Then we had sex until I popped. Then we left, her pretty annoyed.
Overall this was a frustrating session, and I will not go back to East Castle. Still, it appears that they do have some form of quality control. Like she could have just refused the BBBJ or refused to continue after I'd pulled out but failed to do COB. But there was something making her afraid of a customer complaint, something forcing her to continue until her job was done.
Overall, having arguments about my Chinese level with an arrogant prostitute was not enjoyable. On the other hand, I did get to doggy-style and cum inside her, which is not something you can say for most beautiful women who ***** at you. This experience also permanently imprinted the Chinese word "cum" inside my mind, which I had not known before. Positives and negatives.
Total: 3366 pataca.
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09-01-19 19:35 #2588
Posts: 3040Theesomes
Threesomes are, in my humble experience, NOT something that you can order off the menu and hope to get good results. All my satysfying threeomes came about by chance and developed slowly over time while I was minding my own business LOL focusing on repeat sexual encounters numerous times with a favorite Go Go girl and then along the way met her girl friends, bought her GF's drinks in the bar, and was subsequently offered the threesome possibility by my repeat girl and her GF. It was always their idea. Currently I have two threesome GFE pairs that I am very fond of: my two Bottoms Bar, Burgos St, MNL girls & my two Crazy House, Soi Cowboy, BKK girls. It is going on 3 & 4 years respectively with both sets of girls.
In the Bottoms Bar situation I began shagging one girl over two consecutive trips to Manila and then one night when I returned, she was not in the bar, so I chose another similarly attractive girl to barfine. After our session, the 2nd girl saw that I had the other girls ID on my Viber app and she said that they were good friends. I took that with a grain of salt, but when I showed up in Bottoms the next night, both girls were waiting for me, Ha Ha, together, and it turned out that they were indeed best friends and both were very happy to see me. What good fortune! I told them that I would barfine the other girl that night to even the score, but they both so sweetly, with their tops off and their tits in my face, begged me to barfine them both, so I could not refuse and the rest is history. The three of us are going on 3.5 years. But the sex is 2 on 1 ie no lesbian action, just one girl initially blows me or rides me cowgirl while the other girl sits on my face. Then after I orgasm, we take a break, I order room service, we eat, we drink more Tequila, and then we start up again with the girls trading positions.
It is a similar story with my two Crazy House Thai girls except that in this case I was barfining the 1st girl many times over repeat trips to Thailand before she suggested that I could also barfine her sexy little friend if I wanted to. It then turned out that the sexy little friend is a little bit interested in exploring her bi-sexual tendencies with her GF, my original barfine, so many times the two of us are down chest high kissing my original girl's tits at the same time, but the straight girl never lets it go much further than that. Ha Ha. Except one time when the girls and I had consumed near a fifth of Tequila and the bi girl friend and I went down town on the original girl's pussy. It was a short menage a trois DATY moment before the straight girl caught on to what was happening and stopped it, but it was a fun! And thus far it has never happened again.
But in contrast to these two very enjoyable threesome relationships, my experience with ordering instant menage a trois off the menu is that it never works out to my complete satisfaction, so I think it is a big waste of money and time. I did it a couple of times 4 or 5 years ago in Devils Den in Pattaya, a bordello dedicated to threesomes, but I never really liked both girls equally and I found it was a drag having a threesome when I only liked one of the girls. As a result I only ordered one girl take out from Devils Den after those initial threeways because there was only one girl in that bordello that I really liked and wanted to shag. Then when she retired I stopped going there.
It is also a drag when the girls are not into servicing me at the same time ie when the threesome devolves into 2 sequential shags where one girl waits in the shower or on the balcony while I get it one with the 1st girl and then the girls trade places so I can get it on with the 2nd girl while the first girl waits on the balcony or in the bathroom. This situation usually occurred in Go Go's or bars when I tried to rush the 3 way arrangement in one or two nights and not let it develop on its own over time. So I believe that if a punter does not have the time to let the threesome possibility come about on its own over time as I outlined up above, he will most likely not experience a satisfying session let alone a real menage a trois. It takes time. It can't be ordered off a menu or rushed into being. At least that's my two cents on the subject. But of course, YMMV. Good luck.
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09-01-19 17:02 #2587
Posts: 44Originally Posted by Ryouko [View Original Post]
There was no girl on girl action. I didn't expect it. I was just following the advice of letting the girl pick the customer. But I wasn't sure I found the Viet attractive enough because I couldn't see her well enough from where I was sitting. I was too shy to try the comically giant binoculars that D1 provides. So I picked one I definitely did like the look of. I figured that if I didn't like looking at the Viet then I could look at the Thai. Also if the Thai turned out to be too artificial then I could at the Viet's naturalness. Both girls were very sweet natured and had good work ethics. They were both also good looking up close.
The best thing was that they spoke English to each other so I knew what they were saying. That's why I know the Thai loved the Viet's boobs. She was too shy to touch them though. I wish I'd encouraged it but enjoying a threesome takes training. I have tried a few times with threesomes in other places. But it's never been the threesome you want in your head. When the girls speak the same language they can easily waste much of the time chatting.
I don't think there's much chance of success with threesomes. Maybe if you practice and if you book pornstars or special escorts or girls from go-go lesbian shows. But it probably is never as raunchy as you dream.
I did find an alternate way for a good time multiway. At Golden Sauna I went with The "Golden" Girl a couple of times. I don't remember her name but it was something related to rain or showers. Very fitting. She could put out fires with that skill. The third time I visited she said that she had two friends who liked me. She brought them over one at a time. I hadn't given either a second glance before because neither were my type. Hair too short for a start. But I figured as they wanted me or at least wanted some income then it wouldn't hurt. I thought it would be fun. Even though I didn't fancy either friend enough on her own, one had a cute face and the other just enough curves. Both were typical Asian slim. Miss Squirt I did fancy so she definitely had to join us. She also had an excellent work ethic.
On our way out of the lounge a fourth girl tried to get herself invited to the party. I could hear my credit card groaning under the strain already so I didn't accept. I sometimes wonder if I should have. But I think that the more girls, the less time each one spends servicing you for the same fee.
You're maybe reading this for the dirty details. It wasn't really a foursome. It was just having sex with separate women in rapid succession. It was exhausting. My hopes went south right at the start. While her friends went for the towels, Miss Squirt gave me strict instructions banning DATY. She said she didn't want her friends to get jealous or something. I didn't want to upset her so I obeyed. Don't bother writing in if you think different. I had found a repeat girl that I didn't want to fall out with. I sometimes think what might have happened if I had been a naughty boy. But I can't imagine it would ever have led to the ladies loosening up and going no limits.
Only one girl did the wash route. One stood about in the shower as if waiting for a bus. Miss Squirt lay on the bed waiting. It was basically basic sex positions. New condom for each girl. Apart from being able to see multiple naked girls at once, the only event that made it different from one on one intercourse. While doing cowgirl, Miss Squirt stuck her tongue so far up the mine shaft that she could probably tickle my tonsils from underneath. I never had that before. I made a mental note never to kiss her again. I had previously enjoyed DFK with her on previous sessions. But now that was another memory ruined.
I don't remember names and numbers or costs. I remember it was as expensive as it was exhausting. And exciting and disappointing in equal amounts. All three girls were mainland China. Miss Golden Rain must have been 24 years old because she had a red rope round her waist. Although she had the ability to drown you with squirting, she was actually dry for intercourse and needed a lot of lube. I read here that's a turn off for many. But she did have a great work ethic. She was always asking "kiss this?" or "touch this?" or "make love?" She knew she was there to work.
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08-31-19 03:44 #2586
Posts: 28Darling 2
Context: I went to my first trip to Macau last year, hearing of the famous saunas, which supposedly offer the best of all of East Asia. I enjoyed it a lot and plan to go again soon. I'm a younger ABC (American-Born Chinese), and I'm going to write some of my reviews in the following posts.
I'm also going to Macau from October 6th to October 19th. If anybody is in the area I would really love to meet. PM me.
Darling 2
I spent the next day touring all over Macau. I'd put together a very long list of places (way too long, in hindsight) to visit from Lonely Planet. I got through around half of them and plan to hit the other half next time in Macau.
I looked at Darling 1 but was determined not to go for a reason I forget. Anyways I saw that the women sitting in the terrace were really hot and was tempted. In person they are a lot hotter than what you see in the Youtube videos. But I kept my libido in check and left, which I regret. I eventually did visit Darling 1.
In the middle, I visited Darling 2 - as I wanted the threesome experience and had heard about it. The place was located in the middle of nowhere, at B1, No. 87-89 Avenida do Ouvidor Arriaga. It was a pretty mediocre-looking place in a busy street. Actually I tried to open the door twice, feeling extremely embarrassed as there were tons of people walking in that street. But the door was locked. Then somebody came and opened it for me.
Inside the sampling was definitely smaller, maybe a couple dozen girls, sitting down spotlighted by colored lights. The quality, as I'd expected, was decent but not extraordinary. But I was there for the threesome, not the quality.
I picked a good-looking Vietnamese girl and asked her to pick her companion (as recommended by ISG). She picked an older girl, who ended up taking over.
Inside the room, the two girls stripped naked, and I lay in-between them. However, the atmosphere was kind of strange, businesslike. The older girl kept on talking in a friendly but completely non-sexual manner. It was as if I was talking with a couple of female friends, who were completely uninterested in me, about the weather. When I caressed them and grabbed their breasts, there was also basically zero reaction (probably because of surgery). It was weird to touch their breasts and just see no reaction.
We went in the bath and the older girl gave me a blowjob and offered to get me to pop. She was in front, while I was laying on the younger girl. I agreed. The blowjob was great, but the older girl cleverly redirected me away from her mouth just as I came. So it was basically a hand job.
After we came back to the bed, I actually couldn't get it back up. I started feeling pain deep inside and had to drink water, then go to the restroom. The girls were puzzled. I also found out that the younger girl could't speak any Chinese (and obviously not English). She'd smile and everything, but when I finally started talking with her rather than the older girl, she didn't understand anything I said.
Eventually the pain became too much and I just put my clothes on and left, but not before telling the older girl how clever she was. I've felt this type of pain very occasionally after masturbating, so wasn't too concerned about any health issues. I think it was because of too much sex, haha. In hindsight walking for hours in the hot sun, trying to go through dozens of locations to check off my Lonely Planet list, definitely also contributed.
I'm also really surprised how some people here apparently can pop two or three times in an hour, when they're middle-aged. I think there's some exaggeration.
All in all, Darling 2 was, as previously noted in ISG, full of decent but not great girls. The threesome was strangely dispassionate, as also noted previously in ISG. My conclusion from this experience is that women are biologically repelled by threesomes. I think most find the sight of another woman's naked body a turn-off, especially when that women is banging their man.
Darling 2 was a bad experience, but I do want to go one more time. I do want to try a full threesome, if only once.
Total: 2676 pataca.