Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Franciscass]

I have my reliable but new experiences driven by curiosity are for me the core of a life well spent whether that relates to travel, food, culture, people and yes sex. I look forward to the unknown, to the possibility of finding the so called diamond in the rough. Being an optimist by nature I'm not put off by the possibility of something new being less than satisfying and fortunately have the time, resources and stamina to chase up new opportunities. I am always wondering what's around the next corner not staying within a particular comfort zone. Life is too short and unfortunately getting shorter day by day. So tallyho.

[Syzygies]

A website without pictures, only reports came from someone whose only 3 reports were about this shop, I wonder if this is a safe bet?

555. Probably just fishing. I wouldn't want to be a guy who just has to try a new place, nor a guy who has to always fuck new girls. So risky for a crap session. Always be prepared to walk away when line up is not working for you. LOL.

I like areas where there are lots of MPs near each other. Then my fishing for a girl can take me to any shop where I just happen to fancy the girl. Obviously I would fishing if a bit desperate and no viable regular available. I particularly like it when girls sit outside so can review the talent during a pass by. I am mainly going by visual appeal but sometimes works for me.

Ex Orient MP girl visited me Monday. She is very pretty and fortunately now a lot more experienced and made a good session. Could be a regular now.

So I don't think I would make a special trip to Chitlom for this place, without a few more varied recommendations. LOL.

[Dr Hong]

I was in the neighborhood so why not and yes it's the same location as the old Akane.

Damn. I visit Bangkok once a year with my Mrs and we stay in the area. I always look forward to my annual soapy body scrub with a massage and finger up my bum. It looks like this place doesn't do the body scrub any more. Its getting difficult to find such paces now.

P.S: Yes I know I am a first time poster but I can't help that sorry.

[Franciscass]

Funny I was thinking the same. First time poster introduces it twice before visiting. Then amazingly all young girls making it hard to decide which one. Maybe! Anyway prices are out of whack. Allowing 500 for massage means a HJ costs 1200 compared to standard 500 and a shag costs 1900 compared to standard 1500. Chit Lom is a high end business and residential location without an oilie so if the girls are indeed young and pretty and amenities and service are 5 star prices may be justified.

I was in the neighborhood so why not and yes it's the same location as the old Akane. The reception is small and somewhat cramped and the 6 to 8 providers scattered in different directions when I came in. Not sure why but one came with the menu. A professional but polite sell followed explaining the 1700 was for HJ BJ and body to body which is OK price wise add another 700 for FS.

So on to girls. Young is subjective, for me its sub 23, 25 at a stretch, not that they were grannies but that's not what I saw and appearance wise most could do with losing a few pounds. I wasn't in the mood anyway so I offered my apologizes and left.

Incidentally there was a naive youngish looking farang not your typical looking knocking shop proprietor engrossed in his laptop lounging on the sofa with a composure that suggested he had more than a passing interest in what was going on, perhaps an investment from his trust fund to include on his personal CV that he once ran a cat house.

[Franciscass]

A website without pictures, only reports came from someone whose only 3 reports were about this shop, I wonder if this is a safe bet?

Funny I was thinking the same. First time poster introduces it twice before visiting. Then amazingly all young girls making it hard to decide which one. Maybe! Anyway prices are out of whack. Allowing 500 for massage means a HJ costs 1200 compared to standard 500 and a shag costs 1900 compared to standard 1500. Chit Lom is a high end business and residential location without an oilie so if the girls are indeed young and pretty and amenities and service are 5 star prices may be justified.

[Montecristo]

I went there yesterday, the place is clean, girls are pretty and all young from my guessing, it was hard for me to make a choice and price start at 1700 bath for 1 h massage + happy ending. They also offer full service sex which start at 2400 for 1 hour. Great experience, I will go back!

A website without pictures, only reports came from someone whose only 3 reports were about this shop, I wonder if this is a safe bet?

[BenPo69]

From the website it seems it's where the old Akane shop stood. Haven't been so not sure how much has changed but if it's the same old crew under a new guise it's hardly worth the effort, but who knows maybe a look see. Incidentally it's beside BTS Chit Lom getting off on opposite side train is travelling.

I went there yesterday, the place is clean, girls are pretty and all young from my guessing, it was hard for me to make a choice and price start at 1700 bath for 1 h massage + happy ending. They also offer full service sex which start at 2400 for 1 hour. Great experience, I will go back!

[Franciscass]

I heard there is a new place recently opened near BTS Chitlom exit 1,3 and called "LE Glamour".

Anyone been there or heard about it?

Thanks.

From the website it seems it's where the old Akane shop stood. Haven't been so not sure how much has changed but if it's the same old crew under a new guise it's hardly worth the effort, but who knows maybe a look see. Incidentally it's beside BTS Chit Lom getting off on opposite side train is travelling.

[Jetjo776]

Hi all,

Greetings from Dubai! I'm in town for a mates birthday before we head off to Hong Kong to meet up with our wider party, wanted to drop a quick report on my past few days activities for anyone who may find the information useful.

First up. Poseidon.

I've been to BKK a number of times and never made it to this place, but me and my mate were itching to check it out as, who knows, these things may be going the way of the dodo and wanted to see it before we lost the chance. We went up stairs to the first floor where co-pilot locked on immediately to a short haired 30's looking girl with a mile wide smile, and this was before we were even sat down and offered a drink! That was fast. Off he went while I took a seat and got a beer to talk to my greeter and get the low down.

She explained the split, ranging from (and I've a shit memory so consider these as approximations) 3,200 to 3,600. A couple smiled and waved at me while we were talking but as it was around 3:30 in the afternoon, and a huge group of Japanese just swept through taking about 10 girls upstairs already, pickings were thin. Apparently it's was some holiday in Japan so loads are in town to vent their sexual frustrations. I ask about upstairs "models" and she sends me to the lift. Aside from a shit memory, I'm also horrible with accents so I THINK she told me 10th floor. I go up to an empty floor, have a look around to no avail, maybe think 11th and go up to that floor, nope. I then go back down to 1, but accidentally get off at 4 (I'm like mister bean at this point) when a couple of punters get in the lift looking glassy eyed. I ask the two girls in the lift lobby wtf I'm supposed to be going and one of them escorts me down to the 'model' level.

Again I take a seat, order another beer and sit with the greeter who goes over the numbers again. It was two tiers of 4 k, and there was 2 girls sitting at the bar who were 6+k. Now, maybe I'm also going blind but. None of these model types looked any better than the girls downstairs, except for the 6 k girls. One of them looked like some slight pixie from a hentai, thin but super shapely with a stunning face. I immediately ask about her, and the greeter calls her over for a chat. We sit and talk about enough to establish she speaks enough english for me, and confirm I'll take her. We go over to the cashier and settle up and up we go to our room. I asked her name, and she told it to me, and I'm like yup. Need to remember this for ISG. Do I remember the name? No. I'm useless. Anyway,

The room has a big bathtub and bed, with a couch in the corner. She calls some attendant who then comes and starts the bath while she undresses me and starts on a pretty limp wristed massage. Once the water is at a high enough level, she moves me over to the bathtub and starts a very pleasant rub down. Her body is fucking outstanding! I'm full masted in a heart beat, which gets a lot of soapy attention, she then washes the soap off and moves between the legs for a BBBJ. It was. Nice, but I'm not giving her any awards. The follow up tit-fuck was more my speed, if nothing else, because I got to watch it! At this point, She moves around to my back and finishes soaping me and washing me off and motions me to stand up. At this point, I'm having visions of slipping, hitting my head, and dying, wondering how this is going to be explained to my next of kin.

Making it to the bed, safely, she towels me off and I tell her it's my turn, and lay her body down to properly give her some attention. Alas, super ticklish, facial hair, mehhhhh. It's a disaster. I can't kiss or really even touch her without squeals and seizure like reactions. Fuck.

Whatever, I lay down, she goes for the worlds smallest condom (Honestly, I'm no heavy weight but what the fuck), wraps me up and proceeds to give me the most pathetic ride I think I've ever had. I roller her off me, turn her around into a spoon and take a bit of control of the situation and was, thankfully, able to finish after a couple of different positions. I think these girls service a lot of Japanese as she sounded like those girls in the jap porn, basically like I was killing her in a high pitch, not very sexy way. How I was able to finish, I'm not even sure as I was pretty over the experience at that point. She asks if I want massage and 2nd round and I declined, got dressed and went downstairs to have another beer and wait for my friend.

His report, in typical macho style, was - 'Oy mate she fucked me like yer mom! Wet and sloppy!' he's such a twat.

Second up. Mitu.

After RTFF and seeing the report about Nuru at Mitu, definitely wanted to check that off the list as I've never had the pleasure of it. I'm thinking this may need a booking so call and book the next morning session and head down with my mate again. We arrive and are presented with an ipad with all these girls, she selects the two. This time, because I can reference the website to jog my memory, I've got names! Hinata and Shiho. I let my mate pick first, because I'm such a nice guy, and he picked Hinata which was definitely the better looking of the two, but I'm ok with Shiho. She then flicked over on the ipad to show us a bunch of japanese censored porn picks to show example of the services. Nice touch.

We have a seat and they bring out some water and these little bottle of Lipovitan-the. I cracked one open and gave it a try and jesus fuck, it was horrible. Put it down and tried desperately to wash the taste out of my mouth. My girl came down first and we headed upstairs.

Room is divided in half, one area being the wet area and the other being a bed. Was pretty decent, from a quality stand point, so I'm happy. She starts with a good soapy shower where she worked all the nooks and crannies, she showers herself and I assist with all the nooks and crannies again and I must say, despite being a bit of a butter face, she's got a fantastic body. Super tight, perfectly proportioned, I'm pretty ok with this. Her english was good, she was chatty and friendly, and very playful. So far so good!

Once all showered she gets the mattress down and starts preparing the nuru gel and gets the mattress well coated and has me slide up on my stomach. I rest my head on a towel at the top of it and she goes to town. I can't even begin to describe what happens next but let's just say I learned a few things that day. Nuru is edible. It's tasteless. It's odorless. It's water soluble. It's basically the perfect sex lube! The shit she did. Well this time I had absolutely no problem finishing.

After this, she washed me and everything else down and then we headed to the bed for a fairly good massage and into a pretty standard round two, which again, I finished quite easily. She really is a sexual star. Was tight, energetic, beautiful body, and played the part of being really into it convincingly. I gave her a nice tip and came downstairs around the same time my mate was as well, bang on 90 minutes.

My mates report was uncharacteristically polite, saying he's now reset the bar for erotic pleasure (paraphrased, he's still a twat). The mamasan made a point of calling him "ohh you naughty man! To which he just blushed. He actually blushed! I'm not quite sure wtf happened in that room but it was certainly an experience I guess!

Third up. Snow White.

My mate flew out early AM but I've still got a day so I wanted to try an oily FS, as this is what I'm used to in Dubai and prefer. The soapies and nuru are interesting options, but my perfect sexual encounter is. Good looking girl, FS to start, followed by amazing oil massage, ending with another FS. It's a lot to ask for as it's a bit like asking a plumber to be a good electrician and model as well, but hey, we all aspire to great heights.

Anyway, I head in and there is about 8 girls on staff. Quite a few of them are smiles and waves, but all look on the much older side then I'm used to for a FS joint (again, Dubai standards here). The mamasan recommends one who has a pretty face and a big smile and. Dare I say, an ass?! I love a great ass so happily agree, her name is Sunny. (Post trip note, I RTFF pretty far back and realize she's a well reviewed girl, so I'll cut out the details and agree with the previous post. Some kid destroyed her small tits, and her stomach still retains baby damage, but god damn that ass and those legs.).

Started with soapy shower with a long and nearly climactic BBBJ in the shower. The shower alone was worth going back for! She used me as a loofah and was just hot as hell. We moved to the bed and into FS very quickly, made it from mish to dog before finishing in big style. She's got OK massage skills and kept scooching her vj against me as she massaged, which got me back up amazingly fast and in to a very long second round. I'm not usually an A-levels kind of guy but she convinced me, and lubed her ass up. She laid down on her stomach and I entered the backdoor straddling her and you know what? I may now be an a-level guy, what heaven! I finished again and we both lay there panting for a few before showering and heading out.

Fourth up. Some shit hole hole in the wall near my hotel.

I don't remember the name of the place as I don't even think it had a name. It had some darker skinned girl out front with braided pig tails and I just couldn't resist. I can find it on a map and give more details if anyone is actually interested, but yeah. I wouldn't be. Fairly traditional set up, beds with curtains separating, but I was only one there. Opted for body scrub and aromatherapy for 900 (2 HR), all of which was on one of these beds. After the scrub, which was nice enough, I had to shower myself (the indignity), and then the massage was fairly pathetic with no tease at all. Upon flip, and after she's finishing up on the last leg, I figure if I'm going to salvage this, I need to be proactive. I point to junior and make the universal sign for communal love, happiness, and general well-being (jerk off), and she nods, moves in between my legs far from where I could get my hands on her if I wanted to, lubes me up enough with oil to get me at attention, and cranks one out, dutifully. No haggling, which is good I guess? I do a better job though.

So, overall, 2 out of 4 experiences were great! Not bad, not bad.

I've got one day left and am considering Eden, but also want to look for my sweet spot of decent looking girl, FS, amazing massage. RTFF and it looks like Savannah may be that, but not FS, and really far away. So I dunno. I'll have a mooch around and if I run into anything interesting, will report back.

Love your city gents, have had a blast so far!

Jet.

[BenPo69]

I heard there is a new place recently opened near BTS Chitlom exit 1,3 and called "LE Glamour".

Anyone been there or heard about it?

Thanks.

[BenPo69]

Thank you for the Great report. What was the damage?

I heard there is a new place recently opened near BTS Chitlom exit 1,3 and called "LE Glamour".

Anyone been there or heard about it?

Thanks.

[SweetRolling]

A couple of days ago, I looked around in the late morning at Soi 24/24/1 and 26, but didn't find anyone to my liking. I know mornings have fewer selections, but I was ready for action. I decided to try one more place, so I walked to Soi 22 (which is quite a walk from Soi 24) to try Honey Bee, where I have never been before. I looked over the group there and no one appealed to me. I was just getting ready to leave when another girl walked in. The mamasan pointed to her and said, "you should take her. " I looked at her, and sure enough, she looked good-nice figure, nice smile and young-looking. I decided to take a chance and we took a taxi back to my hotel. In the room, she was somewhat diffident. She barely opened her mouth to kiss, and she seemed a little cool. I was concerned that I had made a bad decision. Despite her coolness, I was very polite and treated her well. In the shower, things took a turn for the better. She suddenly became very affectionate, washing me very slowly and sensuously. She even started giving me deep French kisses.

Things got even better in the bedroom. Great BBBJ, wonderful massage and many extras. As I laid on my back, she put my legs around her waist, then rubbed my private parts with this special gel. It was very erotic. I cried out with pleasure and she almost made me come. Without going into any more specifics, let me just say that foreplay was out of this world and included a very sexy massage. We made love in five or six positions, before I had an orgasm. I recommend Kitty very highly-cute, young, nice body and a great performer.

Thank you for the Great report. What was the damage?

[Goatscrot]

Nice post. I hope so. I really like tulip but I'm not convinced they with their extreme PSE model have much hope of surviving. But that's not for the eloquent reasons you have stated below.

Agreed. Yes, the real estate is valuable, there is a new high rise condo going up right behind Tulip and the land 24/1 is on is ripe for development and I do think most will disappear. Why they will not reopen in elsewhere is another story. The looks of the gals at the PSE shops is really hitting rock bottom. Most times when I wander into a PSE shop I'm just turned off and put off my game. Fat, unattractive gals, almost all with baby damage. Sorry, that's not good enough and certainly not worth paying for. The PSE shops never attracted the top talent, but now, jeez! Eventually that will kill the entire business model.

There just aren't enough Thai women that are PSE performers and very few of the Asian punters demand as such. Thai gals are becoming more not less conservative when it comes to sex. Shame.

[Supmam]

Nice post. I hope so. I really like tulip but I'm not convinced they with their extreme PSE model have much hope of surviving. But that's not for the eloquent reasons you have stated below.

But soapies, which IMHO are the good kind for looks / models, has gone down very fast. First, there was nataree and that place had so much business so I'll them up again due to how much business was lost, that was like 4 soapies going down at once. Since then, these places and more have closed: ceasars, The lord, copa cabana, amsterdam. That's like 75% of the ratachada business just gone. Amsterdam and ceasars already have development going on so the closes we're probably motivated in part by real estate developers.

Now I think soapies we're shut down because they take up so much real estate. Maybe oillies won't have to shut down since there isn't much of a land grab? But, I think it's funny that the pornstar oillies are operating SO close to the family area of Bangkok, which is them Quartier and the nearby park. Since most of Bangkok is not at all stroller friendly, this place is the upscale family area. For gentrification purposes, those oillies might be moved or shut down. That might be why the police presence is ramping up and not down.

Overall I think oillies will continue to stay in business since they don't use up so much real estate, but they do use a lot of water and that could get them shut down if they are causing infrastructure damage to nearby hotels.

[ParkVille]

Unless there's been a radical change in the past couple of months (I'm currently away from Thailand) there are in fact more oilies than ever.

But soapies, which IMHO are the good kind for looks / models, has gone down very fast. First, there was nataree and that place had so much business so I'll them up again due to how much business was lost, that was like 4 soapies going down at once. Since then, these places and more have closed: ceasars, The lord, copa cabana, amsterdam. That's like 75% of the ratachada business just gone. Amsterdam and ceasars already have development going on so the closes we're probably motivated in part by real estate developers.

Now I think soapies we're shut down because they take up so much real estate. Maybe oillies won't have to shut down since there isn't much of a land grab? But, I think it's funny that the pornstar oillies are operating SO close to the family area of Bangkok, which is them Quartier and the nearby park. Since most of Bangkok is not at all stroller friendly, this place is the upscale family area. For gentrification purposes, those oillies might be moved or shut down. That might be why the police presence is ramping up and not down.

Overall I think oillies will continue to stay in business since they don't use up so much real estate, but they do use a lot of water and that could get them shut down if they are causing infrastructure damage to nearby hotels.