Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Traveller747]

After reading good reviews about this place on other internet pages, I decided to give it a try. It is a bit off the road near Rama IX, La Defense is not far away. My expectations rose, the longer the taxi needed in the dense traffic around 6 pm.

As I entered I was shocked: the fishbowl completely empty, not a single girl! What was wrong? I found a papasan, who told me in broken english to wait. Later he took me to the second floor, where he gathered 3 girls in front of the elevator. They were between 1900 and 2200 Baht. Where were the higher priced and more beautiful girls? The girls spoke no english at all and the papasan had trouble telling me these were the only ones available in his broken english.

So after a long taxi ride I didn't want to leave empty handed. I chose the one for 2200 Baht, 155 cm, slim but big natural tits. In the room we took a long bath together before moving to the bed. She was really doing her best and seemed to enjoy it, even though we couldn't communicate, but the spark didn't ignite. After all a solid performance but nothing to remember. And the rooms could use an upgrade.

Maybe it was not the right time or I did something wrong to miss the higher quality, but I would not recommend this place.

[Traveller747]

A few days ago I visited Club 102 at 11 pm. Only 2 girls available. The one I chose, Ajay, was 170 cm, slim but not skinny, with silicones. The silicones were very good looking, but unfortunately quite hard on the touch. Ajay could easily work as a model: super legs and body.

After a thorough cleaning in the shower I got a decent massage before the fun part started. DFK and several position changes later I finished in doggy, enjoying a wonderful GFE.

Club 102 is more expensive, 2600 for 60 minutes, than the competitores in this area, but the rooms are clean and in good condition. The paint doesn't peel of the walls and there is no mould in the corners, as I have seen in many other places. I only wish I had seen the other girls, if there are more like Ajay they are worth what they cost.

[Ehs831]

Stopped into Mango today and Ae caught my eye walking up. I chose her for a 90 min session. To give the benefit of the doubt. I have a hunch that she was ill / not feeling well today. Nice thin figure, bunch of baby damage. Started with the ritual shower and I should have known something was up when she did everything she could to make me pop with a HJ. Then onto bed and back to the HJ action. Here is the kicker, she wouldn't give a BJ in any way. She just wouldn't do it. Did the ritual boom-boom but I was completely put off by the lack of oral that didn't do anything for me. I made the excuse of being jet-lagged and settled for an average massage to fill in the rest of the time.

Didn't think I would get a starfish experience at Mango, very disappointing. I had the luck of running into Ice the first time I went there in Feb, I guess that everything there is going to be downhill after that type of PSE experience.

[TayTown]

I wandered into Bongkot yesterday after lunch. There were three girls there and the only one with a pretty face was Nooknik. I had before and she's sweet, can do everything and takes it in the ass like a champ. But to be honest her tits have major baby damage that's a real turn off. Cash wasn't there when I came so I left. The three girls were disappointed. They were all A+ but it just wasn't worth it. Maybe it was the time of day or maybe the shop has gone down hill. Any thoughts?

[Syzygies]

Hi all,

Will be making my yearly trip to thailand next month.

Can anyone update me on the current superstars in Mango, Snow White, Tulip, Bongkot, Candy, Bamboo etc? Any help would be appreciated.

Nope. This is not a service that is currently provided, to list all the superstars in popularity sequence. It takes too much effort.

So RTFF is the only info you get. You get what others feel like posting which may be only smart ass comments. If you have no time then don't bother to open the forum.

I have some clues about some popular SW girls even I don't try them. Do like me and make your own choice.

[JackieChino]

That's a funny and insulting comment. Look, if you don't have the time or more likely the inclination to search for and read informed reports BM's have already posted to the forum, that's fine, its up to you, but then ask yourself why we should take the time to spoon feed you reports we have already spent a good deal of our time and effort to write and post in the first place? Nobody is getting paid for posting reports. Most of us who currently post reports do so in an effort to pay it forward the information, tips, and insights we have received from others in the past. Respect is a two way street. If you can't bother to RTFF, I doubt many BM's will want help you out. The ISG is a treasure trove of exactly the kind of information you are seeking. It is all here. Just go back and skim through the past 3 or 4 months of posts until you find what you are looking for or use the advanced search tool. If you can't find the time to do that, it must not be very important to you.

I'm sorry but I DO regularly read the forum and have contributed regularly. Its just that lately, I have been caught up with work a lot and I haven't had the time, which is why I was just asking for current names. I would have searched for reports on those names myself after that. And I don't know how you can find my post insulting but not when someone else tells me to "RTFF" (Read the F*ing Forum).

[Camieleke]

I just return from a short business trip to Bangkok.

I was not really in my mood to go for hunting so I tried a massage place in front of the Paragon Mall. On the other side of the road there are some massage places.

I went in to one (don't remember the name) and I got a cute girl for my massage.

It was a good one with a nice HJ and BJ on top.

Very nice and clean place.

[ParkVille]

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

Then hire sex tourist guide. If you don't have the money for that, then don't bother coming here since you're too busy. There are so many freeloaders here, constantly leeching off of contributors.

[Stykler]

{Big Snip} If you can't find the time to do that, it must not be very important to you.

Very well said indeed.

[Mjen1970]

Hi All,

I'm heading out to Bangkok for Thanksgiving. I've RTFF'd a fair bit and have written several reports in the past. I'm just looking for some information please, I will only be in Bangkok for a day or so as I will be heading to Pattaya so I don't have too much time for traipsing around.

I like Wan who used to work at Mango. You can see my report on here if you search on my userid. I thought she was working at Bamboo at soi 8 but I saw this picture on Cherry's Twitter and if this isn't Wan, Then she is a ringer for her.

The other thing I would like to try in Bangkok is a Prostate massage and effectively be milked. I've seen that there is a place called Analisa and another which I have heard of before called Akane, Any recommendations?

Last thing is that I like Snow White on soi 26 so I think I will pop in there, Any point of looking into Tulip or is it still in the doldrums?

Thanks,

[Member #4698]

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

That's a funny and insulting comment. Look, if you don't have the time or more likely the inclination to search for and read informed reports BM's have already posted to the forum, that's fine, its up to you, but then ask yourself why we should take the time to spoon feed you reports we have already spent a good deal of our time and effort to write and post in the first place? Nobody is getting paid for posting reports. Most of us who currently post reports do so in an effort to pay it forward the information, tips, and insights we have received from others in the past. Respect is a two way street. If you can't bother to RTFF, I doubt many BM's will want help you out. The ISG is a treasure trove of exactly the kind of information you are seeking. It is all here. Just go back and skim through the past 3 or 4 months of posts until you find what you are looking for or use the advanced search tool. If you can't find the time to do that, it must not be very important to you.

[JackieChino]

Why not RTFF? The current superstar at Snow White has been reviewed a lot.

Unlike you, I don't have time to "RTFF", which was was why I asked for names in the first place.

[Whoreman]

Hi all,

Will be making my yearly trip to thailand next month.

Can anyone update me on the current superstars in Mango, Snow White, Tulip, Bongkot, Candy, Bamboo etc? Any help would be appreciated.

Why not RTFF? The current superstar at Snow White has been reviewed a lot.

[Whoreman]

Found myself in Orient Massage today and chose a pretty, young looking girl in a black fairy skirt whose name was Cat. She claimed not to have a baby and it seemed her body was normal to petite. The fairy skirt was hiding a secret though. Although she has slim shoulders and tiny tits, she has quite a belly and a massive arse. Pear shaped is I think the term, which is not what I usually go for so I had to suspend reality and pretend I was with an Asian Kim Kardashian even though the curves weren't there. To be fair I've seen guys getting excited over fatter gogo girls so there's definitely a market for it. The fairy skirt that hides it is deceptive marketing though.

Service was standard for this MP. The rooms are small and grotty and the girls spend far too long faffing around with their box of toiletries and things like drying shower cream bottles and folding towels. And you have to specifically request if you want her to stay until time's up.

I found out she lives near me which is quite near the Ratchada soapies and I asked her why she doesn't work in one. She correctly pointed out she's too fat. So I'll definitely give these non-PSE oilies a miss in future. If I want service I'll go to Snow White and if I want looks I'll check out soapies like Merci mentioned a few posts down.

[JackieChino]

Hi all,

Will be making my yearly trip to thailand next month.

Can anyone update me on the current superstars in Mango, Snow White, Tulip, Bongkot, Candy, Bamboo etc? Any help would be appreciated.