Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

Do the rest of you believe all these girls work in one of those small MP's near T21?

They probably work all over, allow the shop to have their photo and maybe are on-call if a booking is made.

I can bet you a dollar to a doughnut that if you show up there and look through the pictures, they will either not be there, or they will be busy, sick, not working today.

These pictures are heavily photoshopped, I wouldn't be surprised that in the event where the girl is there and available, she will show up with an extra 30 pounds and 15 years.

[HorseTrader]

Do the rest of you believe all these girls work in one of those small MP's near T21?

Of course not. I didn't dig through to get the password, but I assume the copied pictures were taken from the posted website. Pictures look like they were taken in different rooms, which does not reinforce the thought that these girls all work together.

If you dig through the website you will find the address of 6/12 Sukumwit 16, Khlong Toei, Bangkok 10110. Google maps takes you to a residential condo area, so you can't just drop in and check out the offerings.

[Banana Boi]

There is a new MP close to Terminal 21 on Sukumvit and just 150 m walk from the Asok BTS. Place has been newly renovated, very clean and there is a good selection of ladies there. They also have goodies like glory hole massage tables, doctor's chair and massage stools. So far the place has gotten only 5 star Google reviews. You can check out what they have at www.wonderbangkok.com.

Their VIP Services and ladies photos are password protected but I am allowed to post it here anyway. It's 'extrasuper'.

You have 3 posts and they are all "coincidentally" promoting the same MP. If these 20+ girls are the real deal you've pulled off one of the best BKK lineup of girls in your place. A handful are even gogo bar quality. Interesting services though. Glory hole, sex stool, doctor's chair. Care to write up a detailed review including pricing?

Do the rest of you believe all these girls work in one of those small MP's near T21? I've seen the odd cute girl at one of those places over the years but not like this.

[Paolo99]

Thank you for the review of that place.

I see they charge 2 K for 40 mn, 2. 3 K for 60 and 2. 5 K for 90, do you know if there's a limit on SOG?

I'd gladly give this place a try but they need to offer at least 2 SOG for 90 mn.

Yes they'll give 2 shots for 90 min.

I've met Miki and Jasmin there (though I took 2 hours) and they were both service oriented and offered 2 shots.

[Ravein2]

Thank you for the review of that place.

I see they charge 2 K for 40 mn, 2. 3 K for 60 and 2. 5 K for 90, do you know if there's a limit on SOG?

I'd gladly give this place a try but they need to offer at least 2 SOG for 90 mn.

Sorry, I did not enquire about this, so don't know what their policy is.

[NicFrenchy]

http://www.happy-bkk.com/bwg_gallery/chompoo/

2500/90 minutes.

Thank you for the review of that place.

I see they charge 2 K for 40 mn, 2. 3 K for 60 and 2. 5 K for 90, do you know if there's a limit on SOG?

I'd gladly give this place a try but they need to offer at least 2 SOG for 90 mn.

[Ravein2]

So I finally returned to Bangkok, after a 3 year absence. I only had a few days this time, so I did not cover much ground hobby-wise. Ended up in Happy-bkk in Soi 26 (across from where Snow White used to be), and had three 90-minute sessions with Chompoo.

http://www.happy-bkk.com/bwg_gallery/chompoo/

She's a cute late twenties-thing, with a friendly disposition. All three sessions followed the standard routine, with nice shared shower, followed by acrobatics on the bed (more than enough for my vanilla preferences) and a relaxing massage. She seemed very intent on providing a good service, in all phases of the session. I therefore did not see the need to try any of her colleagues, even if there are several good looking girls there, choosing instead to see Chompoo 3 days in a row. 2500/90 minutes.

A good thing about this shop is their website, with (what seemed to be) a daily updated list of which girls were working. Saw a couple of the other girls there and recognized them from the website-pictures. Did all bookings via Whatsapp, with quick responses.

Popped into the merged Cherry / Snow White-shop one day (located in the same Soi as Cherry's old digs, but on the other side), where the line up was distinctly average. Apple had a nice enough smile and body, so went for an hour with her. Girl was friendly and service oriented, so I left a relatively satisfied man. Unfortunately her English was maybe even worse than my Thai, but google translate helped us. 1900/ hour.

So it was good to be back in Bangkok, whish I had more days to hunt. Hope to return soon, but those darn high airfares are making it difficult.

[JJamvant]

Don't read too much nowadays on MP action on Phetchaburi Road? Any who have wondered there lately and have recommendations / suggestions on MP patronized by locals / visitors? Thanks.

[NicFrenchy]

Well, I did not look well enough at the pictures and body measurements, because out comes a short girl with surgery. More, she has a hoarse throat! A real 'syzygy' of ill portent. I wonder if I will make it through with a decent experience? There are actually two syzygies now, the trinity of Working-girl attributes that always correspond with bad attitudes / service, and the not-yet-formed trinity of bad events for the day. Ah! If I had seen a lineup I might have been able to spot her and evade her! But it's too late now.

I think this one is 100% on you.

1. you should have asked for a lineup. Always do it because not only can you see the girls in the flesh (in the light of day, as the saying goes) but you can also see their body language and facial reactions. Some girls just are tired, hungry, don't want to fck that day and will negatively impact their performance.

If she looks away, at her feet, isn't smiling at you = Pass.

Taking the one that looks into your eyes, smiles will increase your chances of having a good session exponentially.

2. It is Never too late.

You pick her from the catalog and she isn't what you thought? = Say so and change.

You both go to the room and she isn't performing? Go downstairs and talk to the mamasan.

This is not you and your girlfriend. This is a financial transaction between 2 persons via a glorified "H House" (if we can say that).

You pay for a service, you should receive that service. Especially one as expensive as this.

Let me ask you, if you go to a restaurant and ask for a steak & Fries but they serve you chicken and carrots, would you not say so?

These girls don't give a damn about you and every other customer, they things over with as quickly as possible and with the least amount of effort. If they see you as a pushover, they will try. Don't let them.

[Sawadee88]

I too would like to know what is happening with the soapies in Bangkok?, are they still all up near Poseidon area?

I would just like to give you all a quick 'review' of my visit to Analisa in 2019, I chose the 4 hand glory hole massage, and I was given a slightly older lady (mistress?) and a younger lady to go upstairs with. After a brief shower I got on the table for a nice 4 hand massage with plenty of teasing. After a while when I was hard the older lady 'told' the younger one to get under the table for BBBJCIM and that was great, the fact the younger one was sub to the older one was the best bit of the massage. A nice 4 hand massage followed until I was hard again, where upon they started to give me a prostate massage, but my arse said NO. Haha, so had a nice take turns handjob instead!

I think I paid 3400 which I felt it was expensive, but the younger one been told to go and suck was the best bit for me.

Any recent info on glory hole tables, or on soapies would be appreciated, as I intend to be in BKK in July.

Thanks.

The new MP, Wonder, has glory hole table and doctor's chair too, as well as massage stools. The link and password was posted in the other post recently here.

[Lager]

It's interesting how bad luck, or bad experiences tend to group together. I had two poor choices for breakfast and lunch, and felt slightly cheated out of a few hundred baht thanks to a scammy tourist restaurant. An invisible dent to the wallet, but made me negative for the prospect of the day.

I had decided in the morning that I would go to an MP. But now I had two negative experiences already. It really felt like I was due for a third. I felt like my day was now "jinxed", and had a moment of foresight that I probably shouldn't go through with seeing a girl. Still, it's hard to say no to yourself when you've already decided to monger. Made many mistakes this way, and seems I will continue to.

Anyway. I go to the massage parlor (PICASSO), and am presented with pictures. Now there's a certain type of girl I always avoid. And that is the short girl with surgery.

Short girls with surgery! These girls, I find, give consistently the worst experiences. One more trait. A hoarse throat, which I don't mind in the abstract, but which also seems to correspond to trashiness and a bad performances.

Well, I did not look well enough at the pictures and body measurements, because out comes a short girl with surgery. More, she has a hoarse throat! A real 'syzygy' of ill portent. I wonder if I will make it through with a decent experience? There are actually two syzygies now, the trinity of Working-girl attributes that always correspond with bad attitudes / service, and the not-yet-formed trinity of bad events for the day. Ah! If I had seen a lineup I might have been able to spot her and evade her! But it's too late now.

I do have odds on my side. I was feeling more "on" than usual, which helps make mediocre experiences feel happier than they would be.

Well, we go to the BBBJ. Her mouth makes contact for a total of maybe 10 seconds, before she gestures for the condom. (As expected!) But, as I said, I am feeling "on" and healthy, so I try to make the best of it. As expected, she can't really take dick (short girl with surgery + hoarse throat predicted this), but at least she does not outright stiff-leg me from penetration. Which I am afraid I've experienced from her predecessors. Happily I continue. The jarringly fake moans begin. Of course, I had anticipated this as well. Her predecessors of the short-surgery-hoarse trinity had trained me to expect this. The moans don't correspond to anything I'm doing, and don't fit the mood and flow of the encounter.

Still, it wasn't all bad. At least she did not outright complain when I changed position (my expectations were low). And my good health for the day made a mediocre and stiff experience enjoyable, as I also sensed it would. It was still a passable encounter (a see- to the+ grade) up until the end, when I pull out to finish on her back. At that point she pulls away, ruining my orgasm, and then accuses me of not using a condom. She could easily see everything that was happening, we were in front of a mirror, and it was obvious that was false.

But I should have known, even the mediocre experience was going too well. All the signs I saw till then was hinting at a bad experience. A set of 3 bad events for a bad day. And I couldn't just be let go with a merely mediocre third event. Yes, the signs have no grounding in logic, but the signs somehow fulfill their prophecy!

With annoyance she rushes me outside. Now I am confronted by the mamasan, who accuses me of trying to do anal, of taking off the condom, of going over time. Of course I have no interest in anal these days, and I never pull off the condom except to finish. This is just the uncharitable worldview of a short girl with surgery and hoarse throat.

Like something trips in my head, I immediately become filled with rage. Though looking back, it didn't end as badly as it could have. I have been fined in the past by the japanese shops for going over time. It's not my fault that they don't use an alarm or phone call to indicate time is almost up. This is the standard and logical way of guaranteeing promptness. And even actual japanese shops in Japan will do this. SO in a way, I was fortunate not to be fined?

But in another way, it was as if I wasted 2000+ baht. I didn't walk out of there with a good mood or confidence boost. I left feeling disgusted. I don't know why I feel so disgusted. The accusations, the stupidity, the blindness to her own bad service. The (low mediocre) sex is not worth these hateful interactions to me anymore. It's one of those experiences that devalues the hobbying for me. Furthermore I was still backed up from a ruined orgasm, so even the physical purpose of the purchase was unaccomplished.

Anyways. I apologize for a negative report. Hopefully it was a little entertaining to those who bothered to read the way though. Bad experiences is a good motivator to post.

[Sawadee88]

There is a new MP close to Terminal 21 on Sukumvit and just 150 m walk from the Asok BTS. Place has been newly renovated, very clean and there is a good selection of ladies there. They also have goodies like glory hole massage tables, doctor's chair and massage stools. So far the place has gotten only 5 star Google reviews. You can check out what they have at www.wonderbangkok.com.

Their VIP Services and ladies photos are password protected but I am allowed to post it here anyway. It's 'extrasuper'.

[GerryGa]

Back in town after a long absence. I was a regular at 2 particular massage shops that are now closed.

Tandy on 53.

Tarntip on 7/1.

I totally realize its a shot in the dark but does anybody know if either have relocated or where any of the girls have ended up.

Much Appreciated.

Gerry.

[ABigBulge]

Why isn't there more discussion of places like Poseidon or LaBelle here?

I too would like to know what is happening with the soapies in Bangkok?, are they still all up near Poseidon area?

I would just like to give you all a quick 'review' of my visit to Analisa in 2019, I chose the 4 hand glory hole massage, and I was given a slightly older lady (mistress?) and a younger lady to go upstairs with. After a brief shower I got on the table for a nice 4 hand massage with plenty of teasing. After a while when I was hard the older lady 'told' the younger one to get under the table for BBBJCIM and that was great, the fact the younger one was sub to the older one was the best bit of the massage. A nice 4 hand massage followed until I was hard again, where upon they started to give me a prostate massage, but my arse said NO. Haha, so had a nice take turns handjob instead!

I think I paid 3400 which I felt it was expensive, but the younger one been told to go and suck was the best bit for me.

Any recent info on glory hole tables, or on soapies would be appreciated, as I intend to be in BKK in July.

Thanks.

[DonCofee]

My last evening in thailand returned to kasalong BJ bar selected another lady, took me upstairs wet swipes used on my tool and she performed the action, slight DFK and fondling, released CIM damages 1 k +200 tip + 100 sports drink and returned back to nana hotel.