Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Gypsie King]

Hi,

I have been to Mango two days ago and had a session with Prae, when I inquired about using her A+ option, she told me it was now an added 500 thb. It looks like the previous report was correct. Also I checked at the reception desk and didn't see a sign advertising this new option.

[ParkVille]

I used to have a regular at honeybee I would see a lot. I never asked for her line, despite seeing her many times and this would make the scheduling slightly easier. I think because I got a professional, friendly, but non-GFE vibe from her + I was getting tired of adding LINE IDs and having to hide them from the actual GF haha. Anyway, as it turns out, said regular has a Thai BF who also works at honeybee too, so that's a bit awkward and probably good I kept it all professional as well and didn't have my LINE in her phone.

And also before that regular girl, there was another girl who worked there awhile ago called Dao, who was actually quite stunning and young, certainly for an oilly girl. The only reason I even found the place was because I saw this girl sitting inside when I was walking by and she was a head turner. During some kind of pillow talk, I got the impression she was looking for a falang BF because she was very friendly / talkative, and spoke good english and I think she said she had one before, and was asking if I used Tinder. Not sure how I got her LINE ID but I never contacted her and she left honeybee somewhat shortly after I started going there. However, most all the other girls I see currently there, are rather professional and I get the impression that they probably have actual Thai boyfriends as they don't speak much English and prefer to speak Thai. The only girl there I found to provide DFK was Fha, and I have seen about 9 of the girls there. I didn't add her LINE nor repeat with her as I actually don't go there for GFE, but for tantric / lingam and she didn't really seem to provide that or be good at it.

So, morale of the story for that place. I think a lot of the prettier ones there have Thai boyfriends. If they are friendly / GFE / DFK (most aren't GFE in my experience) then I think getting LINE is on the table, if that's what your into. The Thai people want to avoid awkward loss of face for both parties so they will accept a LINE request (in person) but delete it after hoping that you get the idea at a more convenient time. Also she might have a Thai BF nearby so better not to give out the wrong impression too, and get involved with bad drama. Anyway if I really want to book one the girls there, I would just phone in. That has worked well for me as I have good rapport with the mamasan so that's a good thing in the long run actually. Same mamasan, but girls rotate out after about a year.

[Eric Swiss]

Nice report, Eric. The noise from next door hotel renovation may not go away for quite some time. Visit the shop at evening times would avoid the problem. The noise is impacting all three sister shops (Honey Bee, Kiss, BKK Passion) which are in the same alley.

I reported some days ago about Pink / Honey Bee. The session was really good and I like her very much. After all was done I got her LINE and told her I would come back to her next time. But recently she quietly dropped me from her LINE! Ha, I guess that I won't go back to see her again.

I wouldn't get offended. Mamasan probably made her do it. Mamasan wants her cut. Only fair: Mamasan's got to pay the talent scout. And no talent scout, no Pink.

[Eric Swiss]

Which VIP room had all the noise? Were you in the Kiss building or the honeybee one? I'd prefer to avoid that room for sure, I hate that and had to hear a lot of it when I went to the old analisa. I got the standard room at honeybee last week with Pink around the same time, no construction noise.

The kiss building, 3rd floor. Next time I'm staying at honeybee like you.

[Goatscrot]

I am very well known there but mainly because I go very often to see Ninja. I meant of the 4 girls who I know to be A+ and baby-free, View is the only one I haven't tried. I haven't tried Mei either. How is her body?

My has a very good body and I must say one of the most beautiful snatches I have ever seen. I could munch that all day. She is not A+, but rims, and provides all the other essentials. She kind of a funny way about her. By funny I mean a very short attention span. During BBBJ she will do something that feels very good and just abruptly stop even if you ask her to continue. Quite quirky and probably why I have not been a repeat customer.

[Whoreman]

You have tried everyone but View. You must be a well known happy customer at SW! I had a good session with Benz and a great session with Mei (name on their website is My) more than a year ago. I wanted to see Mei / My again next time. Any comments on her?

I am very well known there but mainly because I go very often to see Ninja. I meant of the 4 girls who I know to be A+ and baby-free, View is the only one I haven't tried. I haven't tried Mei either. How is her body?

[Vodkin]

View is the only one of those Snow White girls I haven't tried. She was recommended to me by the mamasan as a baby-free girl but was a bit too old for my tastes when I saw her, about the same age as Emmy I would say. She's often busy or booked though so I'm surprised there are no reviews of her around.

First seemed enthusiastic when I saw her but I didn't choose her because she's too tall for my tastes.

You have tried everyone but View. You must be a well known happy customer at SW! I had a good session with Benz and a great session with Mei (name on their website is My) more than a year ago. I wanted to see Mei / My again next time. Any comments on her?

[Goatscrot]

I think counting cumshots is a wrong way to go about it. Because the key to satisfaction isn't the cumshot. It's lasting for a long time with the lady.

When you cum prematurely with the lady, then you aren't yet satisfied. And that's when you want to have a second ride.

The cumshot by itself doesn't satisfy you. But when you get to ride the lady for a long time, then this does satisfy you. If you spend a good half-hour or so getting to know the chick with your dick, then your cumshot at the end of it probably will be satisfying enough. It's unlikely that you will want to have a second ride with her, unless this chick rejuvenates your dick.

This is because your cumshot lasts only a few seconds. Your pleasure is limited there. But your pleasure in getting to know the chick with your dick is limited only by how long you last with her. You can potentially get a lot more pleasure from nailing the lady for a long time, than from cumming with her at the end.

Cumshot is just a convenient way for the lady to tell the guy that he is finished and done, regardless of whether he is satisfied or not.

From a guy's point of view, it makes more sense to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, than about the number of cumshots you get to have with her. Because you need about 30 minutes of your cock inside the lady's pussy to be truly and fully satisfied with her. And the only way to be sure that you will actually get this much time with the lady is to agree with her about this. And I don't mean 30 minutes of non-stop pounding. Sometimes you just want to go balls-deep inside the lady and relax with her like that. Pound her for a while. Then rest balls-deep inside her again.

It's pretty hard to relax and take it easy inside the lady, when you have no agreement with her about how long you can stay inside her. Because the lady can potentially end it at her whim, without a good reason. And this is the kind of thing that leads to a premature ejaculation. It's like you are taking a risk by making it last. You need to do her hard and fast.

And a good solution to this problem is to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, rather than about cumshots or something else that's not directly related to your satisfaction.

Dan, it's different for different people. For you that may work. For me draining my balls twice in 90 minutes leaves me satisfied for quite a time. 7 day to 10 days currently. If I pop once I am still revved up no matter how long I am "inside" the gal. I have never had an issue with a PSE gal complaining about being in her too long. And that includes prolonged sessions.

[Whoreman]

Thanks much. You the man! Have had all but First, and View. Time for some new experiences! For me Golf is still the only gold standard without a kid still working. Would be great to find others.

View is the only one of those Snow White girls I haven't tried. She was recommended to me by the mamasan as a baby-free girl but was a bit too old for my tastes when I saw her, about the same age as Emmy I would say. She's often busy or booked though so I'm surprised there are no reviews of her around.

First seemed enthusiastic when I saw her but I didn't choose her because she's too tall for my tastes.

[Vodkin]

Nice report, Eric. The noise from next door hotel renovation may not go away for quite some time. Visit the shop at evening times would avoid the problem. The noise is impacting all three sister shops (Honey Bee, Kiss, BKK Passion) which are in the same alley.

I reported some days ago about Pink / Honey Bee. The session was really good and I like her very much. After all was done I got her LINE and told her I would come back to her next time. But recently she quietly dropped me from her LINE! Ha, I guess that I won't go back to see her again.

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, well just Gentlemen I guess, for something completely different: yes, an actual field report. Ta-daa!

Pink is off on Sundays. Makes you wonder what night club she freelances at Saturday nights.

I booked her before the shop opened and they told she probably wouldn't be in at the open, and to come at 11:30. Not the early riser, then. There was another chick on the front couch doing her make-up who looked pretty fuckable, so it looks like Honeybee have a solid line-up overall. Anyway, Pink showed up, with a cute bright smile, pretty chuffed at having been booked first thing in the morning. She said: I am Pink!

I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong...

[ParkVille]

I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong.

Which VIP room had all the noise? Were you in the Kiss building or the honeybee one? I'd prefer to avoid that room for sure, I hate that and had to hear a lot of it when I went to the old analisa. I got the standard room at honeybee last week with Pink around the same time, no construction noise.

[ParkVille]

In what way is this an evaluation if you do not include a field report in it?

There is a field report in it. You mean I should write my own? I did write a few for addict in previous posts. The spirit of that post was the dismiss the year old reports and bring a much more accurate picture as mongers keep showing up there with high expectations. It's obvious that prose was too difficult to understand so I'll try to keep it simple for those who don't want to read through the forum posts and past field reports: addict sucks.

[Dan7373]

....When I asked for 2 shots (in all other places 2 hours means 2 shots) - she says 2 shots only for HJ. But only 1 shot if I wanted to have sex. If I wanted to have sex 2 times. She asked 1 k extra as tip. My bad I didn't walk out immediately as probably the junior took over the thinking. Anyways. I paid up the extra 1 k. But even then she was pretty much a starfish with no enthusiasm. All in all. A disaster. I am sure I was a fool paying 1 k extra for the second shot. Anyone else had similiar experience?

I think counting cumshots is a wrong way to go about it. Because the key to satisfaction isn't the cumshot. It's lasting for a long time with the lady.

When you cum prematurely with the lady, then you aren't yet satisfied. And that's when you want to have a second ride.

The cumshot by itself doesn't satisfy you. But when you get to ride the lady for a long time, then this does satisfy you. If you spend a good half-hour or so getting to know the chick with your dick, then your cumshot at the end of it probably will be satisfying enough. It's unlikely that you will want to have a second ride with her, unless this chick rejuvenates your dick.

This is because your cumshot lasts only a few seconds. Your pleasure is limited there. But your pleasure in getting to know the chick with your dick is limited only by how long you last with her. You can potentially get a lot more pleasure from nailing the lady for a long time, than from cumming with her at the end.

Cumshot is just a convenient way for the lady to tell the guy that he is finished and done, regardless of whether he is satisfied or not.

From a guy's point of view, it makes more sense to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, than about the number of cumshots you get to have with her. Because you need about 30 minutes of your cock inside the lady's pussy to be truly and fully satisfied with her. And the only way to be sure that you will actually get this much time with the lady is to agree with her about this. And I don't mean 30 minutes of non-stop pounding. Sometimes you just want to go balls-deep inside the lady and relax with her like that. Pound her for a while. Then rest balls-deep inside her again.

It's pretty hard to relax and take it easy inside the lady, when you have no agreement with her about how long you can stay inside her. Because the lady can potentially end it at her whim, without a good reason. And this is the kind of thing that leads to a premature ejaculation. It's like you are taking a risk by making it last. You need to do her hard and fast.

And a good solution to this problem is to agree with the lady about how long you get to stay with your cock inside her pussy, rather than about cumshots or something else that's not directly related to your satisfaction.

[Eric Swiss]

And now Ladies and Gentlemen, well just Gentlemen I guess, for something completely different: yes, an actual field report. Ta-daa!

Pink is off on Sundays. Makes you wonder what night club she freelances at Saturday nights.

I booked her before the shop opened and they told she probably wouldn't be in at the open, and to come at 11:30. Not the early riser, then. There was another chick on the front couch doing her make-up who looked pretty fuckable, so it looks like Honeybee have a solid line-up overall. Anyway, Pink showed up, with a cute bright smile, pretty chuffed at having been booked first thing in the morning. She said: I am Pink!

I booked full service in VIP room for 2500. She also does lingam massage, whatever that is, and costumes like nurse or schoolgirl for pervs. Sounds like fun.

Only problem is that halfway through the oil massage some worker next door started on the pneumatic hammer. It felt like he was going to burst through the wall any second, so loud he was. Worst thing is the noise wasn't even regular, you could just picture him starting and stopping and dialing the speed up and down. The least romantic setup ever for a VIP room. I was sure I wouldn't even be able to get it up, so annoyed I was. Oh boy did Pink prove me wrong.

Apart from her lovely smile, and I do mean lovely, one of her strong points is the sensual transition phase after the regular oil massage but before the flip. She probably could have made me come right there. After the flip, nice HJ. The BJ was exceptional. She kept looking at me with those fuck-me eyes. At some point I told her to stop. She looked at me straight and said "because it hurts?" I said "you going to make me cum". So condom, fucked her in all sorts of positions. I finished in sort of the missionary but with her ankles wrapped around my ears. Not many girls can do that. The pneumatic drill was still going on but I could not hear it. The only pneumatic drill I was aware of was my own cock!

WIR? Yes. Weird tattoo on her back, and Lord knows I had plenty of time to look at it as I was taking her doggy-style, so avoid if that turns you off. But apart from that she's definitely bookable.

[Eric Swiss]

Addict evaluation again. So a year or 2 ago they were a well reviewed shop: http://rockitreports.com/review-addi...gkok-thailand/.

If you look at the comments section at the bottom, you'll see it starting from quite good (huge lineup, similar to nataree) to getting progressively bad (girls taking 15 minutes to bring water back, listening to K-pop during entire session).

Let's just be real here. Addict sucks currently. Whatever they started with seemed to be good, but perhaps through no fault of their own, such as losing all their good looking girls to Japanese sponsors, they have little-to-nothing of P4 P value. The place is a definite avoid for now. What is confusing is that people are reading the older reports and still showing up LOL. Best thing to do is walk through entire street until you see something you like. You'll probably just want to skip Addict of course as the girls look really plain and try to hide it with lots of make-up and a very defect-concealing uniform.

Right now it seems these places are still viable: Snow white (I don't go there I just see it brought up a lot), mango, orient, honeybee / kiss.

In what way is this an evaluation if you do not include a field report in it?