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01-26-20 05:06 #18879
Posts: 16Candy, Snow White
Hey,
I just came back from session with Candy for 2 hours. I took her based on positive reviews here. She is really beautiful, and has perfect body.
She started with blow job. Really good one (but she doesn't have gag reflex, at least with my typical European size) Then I asked for Anal. But she refused, with explanation that I have too way big one. Sex was great but during it she started to complain that I'm long distance player, and she doesn't like it, she was repeating it again and again. She wasn't in the mood I suppose.
She said that I shouldn't took her in first place. To sum up, session was pretty good one with her, but I'd expect from her more GFE.
BTW guys, do you know similar tiny pretty girls (could be from SW or Cherry) which could do anal (for European guy) with deep throat (optional).
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01-26-20 01:05 #18878
Posts: 11Originally Posted by RobertLong [View Original Post]
I take it having a sense of humour is still allowed on the forum?
WG's work to support themselves and then their families.
IMO, religion is way at the back of the line.
And like a lot of religious people, only when it suits them.
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01-26-20 01:00 #18877
Posts: 11Originally Posted by Oosik [View Original Post]
You said nothing wrong.
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01-25-20 21:16 #18876
Posts: 641Apologies
Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
RL.
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01-25-20 11:39 #18875
Posts: 219Originally Posted by =*****man [View Original Post]
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01-25-20 09:18 #18874
Posts: 1222Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
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01-25-20 09:01 #18873
Posts: 1222Originally Posted by *****man [View Original Post]
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01-25-20 05:26 #18872
Posts: 922Originally Posted by RobertLong [View Original Post]
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01-25-20 01:13 #18871
Posts: 11Originally Posted by RobertLong [View Original Post]
Read it again.
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01-24-20 21:12 #18870
Posts: 641Don't Criticize Buddhist
I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama. Don't.
Not a good idea to criticize the leader of the Buddhist world in Thailand. 99% of the wg's I have met are devote Buddhist. They make merit and always give to the temple. I assume she did not understand what you meant. This could be a bad move on your behalf.
Your lucky she was not Muslim and you criticize Mohamed. She would have cut your junk off. 555.
RL.
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01-24-20 18:41 #18869
Posts: 516Mr. Oosik Cracks Me Up!
Originally Posted by Oosik [View Original Post]
Keep up the good work sir. I think I speak for many when I say we enjoy your reports.
Bunky.
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01-24-20 11:47 #18868
Posts: 67Originally Posted by OlJoh [View Original Post]
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01-23-20 12:10 #18867
Posts: 219Doki Doki vs. Mitu
I figured I'd give Doki Doki a try. In truth, I somehow confused them with Mitu, where I'd had good experiences in the past and it wasn't until I was planning my trip over there that I saw that Google Maps put them on an entirely different soi than I remembered. I then searched for Mitu on the thread and the only recent hits were about Doki and another establishment that have some ex-Mitu girls. The two Mitu websites were not promising: One had a placeholder page and the other listed girls available, but for early last year, and now doesn't connect at all. The last post on their FB was in May. Why take the chance when you can go for the sure thing? Doki Doki it was.
I called and made a 3:30 booking for Miku based on my extensive clicking on lousy thumbnails to determine that she was the only one that didn't have something peeking from behind the masks that could lead to ugliness in the Unseen Areas. In all truth it is a complete crap shoot with their pictures. I presented myself punctually and the mamasan / receptionist or whatever asked whether it was an hour or ninety minutes, then told me to have a seat as she hustled into back. She returned and said it would be a minute. I heard a lot of rustling behind the curtain, like they were staging for a lineup, so I verified with the mamasan that I was the one with the booking for Miku. "Yes, yes. Just a minute!
And a minute later out came the lineup. WTF? Each was introduced. None was named Miku. To get them to go away I chose Mali because she was about the only one that I would rate as not below average. The herd, including Mali, went back behind the curtain. I walked over to the counter and again explained that I had a booking with Miku. "Miku with customer. ".
I'd love to know what they were doing for the two minutes that I waited on the phone making the booking. But I was there and it was hot outside, so back came Mali and up we went. Mali is cute in a way, a bit of acne on the face and slightly thick but with soft, smallish tits and a very pretty smile. Not much English but between that and my not much Thai we sort of communicated, or I think we did. For all I know she went back to the other girls afterwards and said that I had told her that I once had butt sex with the Dalai Lama.
The service was okay: enthusiastic but not very well trained, though in Nuru the smallish breasts can be a bit of a handicap. My only other experiences, at Mitu, involved major mammaries. A little strange to me was that there was never an attempt to move onto the Main Event, even though the player to be featured was clearly standing tall and ready. Maybe I was supposed to take the initiative? They aren't a glorified BJ place are they? In truth it probably would have ended in the usual ego-crushing failure as things tend to turn into pudding when the condom is put on, but strange nonetheless. Maybe she recognized my junk from a "Don't even bother. You'd just waste a valuable condom" poster. Throughout it all I was distracted by the booking screw up and it really took something out of the experience, unfortunately for Mali, who worked her little heart out to no avail. I tipped her well for the effort but don't see repeating simply because I don't see going back to someplace where I have little or no confidence my booking will do me any good.
On the way back to the BTS I sidetracked up Soi 33 to check on Mitu. They were still there ("Yes, web has problem! So I examined the tablet. Not the quality I remembered but far better than Doki's, though the latter had the disadvantage of my seeing them in the flesh. I made a booking with Haduki, or something like that, for a couple of days later. Haduki is a "5 Star +300 baht" girl because apparently a six star system cannot properly rate their girls even though Michelin can rate over 30,000 restaurants and hotels in Europe using half that many.
When I returned I found that they actually had my booking and that Haduki is cuter than her pics. Pretty face, slim, but at the expense of boobage, with just a slightly larger butt than was absolutely necessary. And NO TATTOOS!
And she had skills commensurate with those looks. Things started out in the shower with some vigorous and extended wet dry humping. In Mali / Doki's defense they didn't even have a shower so I got bucket washed while lying in the mattress. The Nuru body to body was excellent. One intriguing bit was that even though she had no more than Mali up top she had some of the hardest little nipples and knew how to run them back and forth in exciting places. In this case we did move to the Main Event and it it a tribute to her skills that it lasted as long as it did, but ultimately we were back to the hand, mouth and various other slippery body parts business.
Would I repeat? On the way out I made a booking with her for two days hence! Yes, it is about 50% more than Doki, but the service and girl were maybe 100% better. Obviously this is a very limited sample as far as Doki goes, though I have had good prior experiences as Mitu, so as always, YMMV.
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01-23-20 06:54 #18866
Posts: 1222Originally Posted by Gargano19 [View Original Post]
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01-22-20 18:04 #18865
Posts: 624Doki doki Yuri
Doki doki has been a hit and miss for me. Some girls are great and some just not my type. After kiss left, I rarely go there now. But went there recently to give it a try.
I had a booking but told her I will choose girl at shop. After waiting for 5 minutes, she showed me 5-6 girls. Out of them only one or two seemed good enough to spend 3/3. 5 k, I chose Yuri.
Yuri is slimmer than others and has cute enough face. She is new here, 4 months if I remember it correctly.
We started with basic wash on air mattress, after cleaning, she licked all the right places. I'm not huge into ass licking but I let her do it for a while. After nuru massage and usual sliding, she asked if I want to do it there or on bed, obviously I moved to bed. Not only it's uncomfortable to do it there, but it's also not safe with all the water and nuru gel.
She started with BBBJ, and then moved to wot. Her boobs are good, I can't remember if they were silicon, and my hands were there whole time during wot. Then moved to mis. She wasn't a screamer but moaned enough to keep me hard. Then we did doggy on bed and then standing doggy. This is when I came.
She's cute and overall experience was good. Maybe will visit soon here, won't try her again though.