Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

I can get something to eat for 30 Baht to 100 Baht, and assist my weight control. I can even cook a great meal myself (for non Thai food). I prefer to save it for a fuck but then I don't have the service requirements (look for GFE).

I certainly cut back on eating out and drinking out, more than I cut back on fucks.

I love my 30-100 Baht meals, but I am a foodie and enjoy great food and drink as much as I do sex, so going out and spending a bit more is something I like to do. BKK has some really great food these days. I would have no problem paying top dollar if I was getting top looks and top service. I really don't see either these days.

[Ventolin42]

Hi guys,

I have just arrived in Bangkok today, the Dynasty Grande is my Home base for the next few days. After walking around the Nana area for a while I decided to go to Bamboo Massage to see Cheer, due to some good reports on this Forum. I arrived at the massage parlor at 11 pm, somewhat late for this type of establishment. Cheer wasn't available, she is sick and won't be at the parlor for some time. So I took a look at the other girls and saw a nice girl in a black mini-dress. She said her name is "Za", although I am not absolutely sure I understood her correctly. She said she is 26 yrs old, from Isaan. A slim girl, not skinny but also not in any ways chubby. Mid sized tits, a bit saggy, but I don't care that much about tits anyway (strange, I know). When I asked about A+ she smiled an said "no problem". My kind of Girl. So we went to the room where she started a nice body massage. I'm usually not so much into the Massage part and like to change to the real action quickly but she really took the massage seriously so it was a surprisingly nice experience. She was rally jumping up and down at times, massaging my back with her nice little ass cheeks. She then seamlessly went on to give me a nice, very sensual BBBJ. Afterwards she took a condom and put my best part briefly into her pussy before the A+ action started. I pounded her ass for nearly half an hour in different positions, doggy, cowgirl and others. When I finally fired my shot we had plenty of time left. So the started massaging me again and, after a few minutes, asked me if I want a second shot. I didn't ask her because I thought I stressed her little hole enough already, but she didn't seem to think so, so we started a second round. After I finished my second time, she still didn't want to let me go and continued her massage until my time was over. It was well after midnight when I left the place with a big grin on my face. 3 k Baht including tip seems a very fair price for all the action.

So after all, a great first evening in Bangkok, only my plan to go hunting for a FL later was spoiled due to excessive exhaustion.

[Traveler1234]

I am sure Google Maps can help find them.

I recall a great monger who created a great google map with all the MP and Oilies. LOL.

[Syzygies]

Guys,

Just one question, if I am ready to shell out 4000-5000 baht which is the best place to go for the best looking girls?

Posiedon? Emmanuelle?

Any help and any directions will be helpful.

My PM is on if there is anything specific you wud like to share.

Tx.

Madass.

Emmanuelle has gone downhill in my view (far less girls and too many horrid noses). Poseidon was never a big favorite of mine (I preferred nearby Copa Cabana). I would suggest try the Lord and Amsterdam. I am sure Google Maps can help find them.

La Belle is also popular, but not the happiest hunting ground for my taste.

[Syzygies]

Report on girls? Honestly, except for some recent sessions with Golf at Tulip who is an even better performer than she was in the past and has a rocking body in her mid-30's, I have not had a session that is even worth mentioning. As one poster said awhile back, take the money, go have a great meal, and head home for a wank.

I can get something to eat for 30 Baht to 100 Baht, and assist my weight control. I can even cook a great meal myself (for non Thai food). I prefer to save it for a fuck but then I don't have the service requirements (look for GFE).

I certainly cut back on eating out and drinking out, more than I cut back on fucks.

[Dan7373]

Guys,

Just one question, if I am ready to shell out 4000-5000 baht which is the best place to go for the best looking girls?

Posiedon? Emmanuelle?

Any help and any directions will be helpful.

My PM is on if there is anything specific you wud like to share.

Tx.

Madass.

I'd say that your best bet is to visit various places and see the ladies for yourself, before you choose someone. Because good-looking ladies are often so busy with guys that you don't get to see them at the time you come. There is some luck involved here. And that's why there is no guarantee that you will find someone you like at at any place and at any time. But you improve your chances of finding someone you like, if you visit several places at different times of the day.

And of course, this kind of thing also depends on how choosy you are. One guy might look at the same group of women that you are looking at and like several of them, but you might not like any one of them. The more choosy you are, the more places you might need to visit, before you find someone you like.

Bigger places with more women might have more good-looking women than smaller places. But then bigger places are better known among guys and they have more customers. Which means that all the good-looking women might already be with guys, by the time you come there. And that's why you shouldn't neglect small places either. They also have good-looking women, and these women might be less busy, than they would be at a bigger place.

[MadAssManiac]

Guys,

Just one question, if I am ready to shell out 4000-5000 baht which is the best place to go for the best looking girls?

Posiedon? Emmanuelle?

Any help and any directions will be helpful.

My PM is on if there is anything specific you wud like to share.

Tx.

Madass.

[Paolo99]

I cannot say if your Angie ever worked for Cherry.

It's easy, I googled Angie Cherry massage Bangkok and there are still 2 pic of her from the Cherry's massage twitter. The first one when she just started working there and the one with her red dress after her boob job done. You can see that in the one with the red dress she has nearly the same face than some of the Momo massage's website. I'm telling you that this girl is the one from Momo massage and I thought that it might be the girl that you were talking about. Would be easier if we could see a pic of that wonderful girl that you're talking about.

[Paolo99]

To Palolo99.

Not the same girl the Angie we are talking about pic was never on cherry website

Fast Eddie 48.

OK if pic was never on their website so it's not the same girl. It's my mistake that I thought it's the same girl when you talked about the tattoos. The girl that I talk about has also 1 small rose tattoo near hear left foot and one on her lower back (the style that every girl do on their lower back).

[Whoreman]

One could be a bit discreet in one's cull and avoid any of the gals losing face.

I don't think losing face comes into it. I was concerned about that recently and tried to take the mamasan to one side for a quite chat, but she took me back in front of the girls and loudly pointed 'She no have baby! She have but young girl so can see only little' and so on. None of them 'lost face'. None of them gave a damn. The only way anyone loses face is if the customer is seen as so weak he can't spell out his needs clearly.

[Goatscrot]

So you are saying that you don't actually do what you keep telling us to do? Why so shy to ask about what you want? I always ask the mamasan to point out the girls with no baby. Quite easy, and never a fuss from mama to cull the herd. I accept the reality that many shops employ such girls (this is not Hong Kong or whatever other fantastic venues that employ only perfect girls), so I take the extra step. Don't know about your riot list of other criteria, but since you are seasoned pro, why not make a little laminated "tick card" with all of your requirements in Thai language? Then you can show it to the mamasan and she can pass it around to the girls for clarity of understanding. Yes. You should do that next time. And you should report on the shops you visit and the girls that you take and the service you experience. Enjoy Bangkok, AsianRain.

Actually in the days when "all girls did everything," all one had to do was take a look at the book and ask the mamasan who did not have a baby. One could be a bit discreet in one's cull and avoid any of the gals losing face. My point is that due to declining quality and the fact that the pics disappeared from all the shops after the one day army shutdown one has to a bit more aggressive and less subtle about one's cull. The card idea is one that has been employed at some of the shops in the past. I like it. Using shapes it would indicate whether the girl, does, doesn't, or might provide a certain service. Many of the shops used these a few years back, but now I think only Boss still has them. Making my own card is a wonderful idea and one I think I might employ.

Perfect? Who said anything about perfect? But what is being offered now at the shops is quite substandard. I believe you still monger around the region. Compared to what is offered in the Jakarta shops, what we have in BKK now is not in the same league and at by far better cost. What percentage of gals in Jakarta outside of Blok M have babies? Very few. Same holds true in HK. The locals won't take them. Punters in BKK have always had to put up with mommies. Not to mention dude's who are paying over 150 USD when it is all said and done for ST with a GoGo gal.

Report on girls? Honestly, except for some recent sessions with Golf at Tulip who is an even better performer than she was in the past and has a rocking body in her mid-30's, I have not had a session that is even worth mentioning. As one poster said awhile back, take the money, go have a great meal, and head home for a wank.

[Fast Eddie 48]

You can't tell me which girl I talk about. Only the one that you talk about.

Well I am sorry to say the face and body pictured do not match at all, and fall far short. Angie pictured looks rather too skinny, tits are too small, and in light blue bikini, she doesn't look that facially pretty for my taste. I am sure Fast Eddie will back me up on this one. The height may be about right but that is all.

http://momothonglor.com/mai/angie/

Some of the other girl on the web site look attractive to me, like Mali, but not Angie. Angie may well be Japanese taste but not for me. I cannot say if your Angie ever worked for Cherry, but it is certainly not the Angie I knew met at Cherry who was lot more stunning.

To Syzgies.

That is not even closed look like she have a decent body but look and quality is no where near the Angie at Cherry a few years ago.

Fast Eddie 48.

[Fast Eddie 48]

If you talk about the Angie that was on the Cherry's website, she still works in BKK and you can get her for less than 2500. She 's got a great body but she is very lazy.

To Palolo99.

Not the same girl the Angie we are talking about pic was never on cherry website, she only work for short time only a few weeks part time during the Bangkok shut down a few yr ago, she told me she work for a Thai model agency but cannot find work during the shut down girl like her don't come around a lot and I know she don't last very long in the sauna business only a few ISG member is lucky enough to try her.

Fast Eddie 48.

[Whoreman]

So you are saying that you don't actually do what you keep telling us to do? Why so shy to ask about what you want? I always ask the mamasan to point out the girls with no baby. Quite easy, and never a fuss from mama to cull the herd. I accept the reality that many shops employ such girls (this is not Hong Kong or whatever other fantastic venues that employ only perfect girls), so I take the extra step. Don't know about your riot list of other criteria, but since you are seasoned pro, why not make a little laminated "tick card" with all of your requirements in Thai language? Then you can show it to the mamasan and she can pass it around to the girls for clarity of understanding. Yes. You should do that next time. And you should report on the shops you visit and the girls that you take and the service you experience.

The laminated card idea is a bit silly (a joke I assume) but I always ask about baby status and whether the girl is A+. I don't think the issue with other guys is that they're shy, but they really don't care about fucking a girl with a spiderweb stomach. Reading their reports you can see the important thing for them is getting a 'little spinner' who moans as he licks her overused minge. Not for me but if that's what those guys want and it keeps the parlors in business then great.

The Snow White manageress is very honest about which girls have babies. Unlike others she'll tell you if the girl has a baby but the damage is not too bad, rather than pretending the girl has no baby. She also encourages the girls to accept A+, although the final decision of course rests with the girl.

[Areos]

It's long time from my last trip in BKK.

Last time get very god experience in Mango (2 time with ICE) and Cherry (with Apple).

I know turnover ladies is quite fast.

Which are the ladies can offer now a good (PSE) experience now in BKK?

Sure I speak about oil massage Mango, Cherry, ecc?

In my experience the K point of Threesome is find a good couple of ladies with good feeling.

I will be next week in BKK.

Thank for advise.