Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[MutantChicken]

With you on giving a shout out to Kokora. A well run shop with a soapland style theme. The lineup is not particularly outstanding but there is something for everybody and my own favorite is Michelle. The schedule as it is called divides options by room type and service style. Price points are slightly higher than your average oilie, 2500 for 60 min AV oil massage to 6000 for 2 girls 90 min Nuru. There is a little up-selling from reception but not intrusive. I'm not a big fan of the nuru gel rubber mattress experience so I usually opt for the AV which if you want includes her wearing a because outfit. It would be cute if the girls wore them during the lineup and personally I prefer her au natural in the room which is above average in size and style. Michelle is both very confident and competent with a nice body. After the shower you sit on a small slightly uncomfortable stool under which she slides to get to work on all parts of the undercarriage with a skill that an ace mechanic would envy. This above average service continues on the bed, that said as I don't need anal or BBFS I don't know if these are available. Her chit chatting in good English is entertaining and all in all for 2500 it's good value and she is one of my regulars.

I like Mona and Mora myself.

[Franciscass]

includes her wearing a because outfit.

Don't know how because became because, auto correct I guess but what I was referring to were sexy fantasy Japanese cosplay outfits with themes such as bunny girl, maid, university girl, cheer leader, sexy nurse. First time with Michelle she tried on a few but even though they are see through they didn't do much for me because as I said I prefer her sexy body au naturel.

[Franciscass]

Only places like Mitu and Kokoro are worthwhile.

With you on giving a shout out to Kokora. A well run shop with a soapland style theme. The lineup is not particularly outstanding but there is something for everybody and my own favorite is Michelle. The schedule as it is called divides options by room type and service style. Price points are slightly higher than your average oilie, 2500 for 60 min AV oil massage to 6000 for 2 girls 90 min Nuru. There is a little up-selling from reception but not intrusive. I'm not a big fan of the nuru gel rubber mattress experience so I usually opt for the AV which if you want includes her wearing a because outfit. It would be cute if the girls wore them during the lineup and personally I prefer her au natural in the room which is above average in size and style. Michelle is both very confident and competent with a nice body. After the shower you sit on a small slightly uncomfortable stool under which she slides to get to work on all parts of the undercarriage with a skill that an ace mechanic would envy. This above average service continues on the bed, that said as I don't need anal or BBFS I don't know if these are available. Her chit chatting in good English is entertaining and all in all for 2500 it's good value and she is one of my regulars.

[TonyIndian]

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[TonyIndian]

Sukhumvit is mostly overpriced crap now except a diamond in the rough sometimes on soi 33. I had horrible service last week at Addict with "Sin".

Soi 33 is mostly full of ugly old mingers now.

Only places like Mitu and Kokoro are worthwhile now, and compared to Kapoo Clubs they charge 2-3 x for the same level of service.

Diamond in the rough: Ann / Maryann at Love Teen on 33, she only works on some days. Great body, looks and service.

Lucky, a half Vietnamese in the same shop has now moved out to Rangsit. Similar diamond.

[TonyIndian]

Went here yesterday and had an awesome time with Julie.

10/10 service. Came inside her mouth.

3200 baht including full service. Gave a 300 baht tip.

Not sure if I got ripped off being a foreigner, but 2200 is the standard price for B2 B and HJ apparently.

Still, compared to the hit or miss crap on sukhumvit these days, it was worth every satang.

It is far, but if you drive they do have parking. Be careful if you drive and rely on GPS as if you miss the 1 exit left while approaching from the city, you will have to drive 6-10 extra KM on the toll road and waste a few baht on toll to be able to hang a you turn.

Decent selection of girls, they had 11 available yesterday.

My first report on the wonderful world of Kapoo clubs that most foreigners are ignorant off. More to follow.

[Mens2]

What was the "good finish"? HJ, BBBJ, or FS?

For 880 THB you can't get a FS I guess.

And it's also forbidden in Kochoran.

[Tommylove]

Can you PM the details and pics? Thanks!

I found a girl that is doing freelance massage outcalls, not sure where and if I can share, but great body to ride, massage for about an hour, BBBJ and sex for 2 K.

Not a spring chicken but great body.

Should I get her to agree to share pics and LINE ID, is it within the rules to share it here? (could a Mod please let me know?

[Jimmy Boy 99]

I wanted to relax today and was in the mood for young.

I almost found one in 24/1, but then her smell was so bad I couldn't do it.

So off the streets again.

I wanted to go to Thanks Massage, but got stopped at Kochoran.

If I wanted a deal for 880 baht? Yes!

Scrub, massage and a good finish.

All in 70 minutes.

I was relaxed and the girl was young!

What was the "good finish"? HJ, BBBJ, or FS?

[Eric Swiss]

Just so you know, Club 102 is open now and has been opened since February 4th. I walked quickly through the cluster of Phrom Pong oilies and, judging by the girls sitting outside, it was business as usual. No more lockdown, yippie yeah!

At Club 102 there were many girls in the line-up, more than usual. It looks like these girls need the money, so they actually show up for work. I picked Fanta, a repeat favorite of mine. She had lost weight during the lockdown, which is unusual. She looked lovelier than ever. The session was similar to my previous times with her, but better. She seemed to be really into it. I think these girls like sex, and if they don't get enough of it, whatever little they get becomes more precious. I gave her a nice tip at the end for her performance.

Club 102 used to thrive a lot on the Asian (non-Thai) visiting tourist business: Chinese, Taiwanese, Korean travellers, etc. Now this source of customer has all but disappeared. All the girls are available for the expats who live in Bangkok. So I think we should do what we can to restart the economy, boost the revenue of this small business, and subsidize its lovely employees. In exchange for sexual favors, of course. I am doing my best.

[Mens2]

I wanted to relax today and was in the mood for young.

I almost found one in 24/1, but then her smell was so bad I couldn't do it.

So off the streets again.

I wanted to go to Thanks Massage, but got stopped at Kochoran.

If I wanted a deal for 880 baht? Yes!

Scrub, massage and a good finish.

All in 70 minutes.

I was relaxed and the girl was young!

[Goatscrot]

There are several in RCA. Kitty has a sign outside so it is the most obvious one. I always ask and pay for FS before going into the room and I don't have to tip as it is already included. DFK and DATY will depend on girls, I think. Once a girl wanted me to pay extra in the room for FS. I told her it was already paid and that was it. This is my experience. YMMV.

Many thanks for the prompt reply. Shame we can't find gals that look like the lineup at Kitty, but perform like Tulip's best. A real unicorn.

[Nounce]

So Kitty is 2800 for 80 minutes according to information I've found. Does that include FS or just a HJ? What sort of tip is expected for BJ or FS? DFK and DATY also on the menu or does this vary? Sorry for all the questions, Just want to have my expectations in line when I visit.

There are several in RCA. Kitty has a sign outside so it is the most obvious one. I always ask and pay for FS before going into the room and I don't have to tip as it is already included. DFK and DATY will depend on girls, I think. Once a girl wanted me to pay extra in the room for FS. I told her it was already paid and that was it. This is my experience. YMMV.

[Goatscrot]

I like the RCA ones especially Kitty Spa, found some great girls in there during lockdown, incl an, almost, famous Thai movie actress who I vaguely recognized, much to her surprise! Also JAL nearby.

Batchelor, moved now to corner of Thonglor and Petchburi has always been a favourite of mine, since many years and locations, however quality of the girls and the service levels has declined (my Op) since the move from Sukhumvit / Asoke area.

1st. Society (is that the name?) behind Emquartier on soi 39 , hit and miss, but recently met a couple of real stunners, I speak reasonable Thai and I think that is needed to get the best out of this place. Most of the best / freshest girls here speak limited to pretty much zero English. And the receptionist cannot speak a single word of English, as the farang guy who walked in just ahead of me the other day discovered to his horror, he left rather hurriedly.

So Kitty is 2800 for 80 minutes according to information I've found. Does that include FS or just a HJ? What sort of tip is expected for BJ or FS? DFK and DATY also on the menu or does this vary? Sorry for all the questions, Just want to have my expectations in line when I visit.

[Shirt]

I like the RCA ones especially Kitty Spa, found some great girls in there during lockdown, incl an, almost, famous Thai movie actress who I vaguely recognized, much to her surprise! Also JAL nearby.

Batchelor, moved now to corner of Thonglor and Petchburi has always been a favourite of mine, since many years and locations, however quality of the girls and the service levels has declined (my Op) since the move from Sukhumvit / Asoke area.

1st. Society (is that the name?) behind Emquartier on soi 39 , hit and miss, but recently met a couple of real stunners, I speak reasonable Thai and I think that is needed to get the best out of this place. Most of the best / freshest girls here speak limited to pretty much zero English. And the receptionist cannot speak a single word of English, as the farang guy who walked in just ahead of me the other day discovered to his horror, he left rather hurriedly.

I should point out that sex is not standard in some of the places mentioned eg Batchelor, where there is a strict no sex rule, however it is available from some of the girls for extra tip, plus you need to have your own condom.

The only thing the receptionist in 1 society has said to me is "no sex!

Girls at Bachelor aren't even allowed to give you a BJ under the shop policy. The girls risk getting kicked out of there if found out. I feel like it's due to their current location to be honest. The hotel they are in probably aren't too happy about them being there. Multiple times I've been there couples and normal guests at the hotel has walked in and asked for a massage. At which point the PR pulls up a fake menu with crazy prices and says "sorry now full".