Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Paolo99]

I have been in Thailand for around a year now.
I tried to get my hands on Sidegra, but they do not sell it at over the counter pharmacies.

First of all thanks for the report.

You've been staying in Thailand for a year and couldn't buy a box of Sidegra at any pharmacy? It's sold everywhere along Sukhumvit man.

Doki Doki.
Today I was accompanied by Ivy. She has a very sexy photo posted on their website, and I wondered why there are little to no reviews on her. It is 3500 Baht for 90 minutes and two shots. When she greets me at the door, I notice right away her big boobs and short size. She complexion is also very dark.

Much darker than what the photo on the website and their twitter show. However, that is not a problem. She is really cute and flirty. Her English is very limited, but she definitely knows what she is doing. The nuru felt really nice with someone with bigger boobs. I've experienced a nuru massage with a girl with no boobs and there is a vast difference. I also had my ass licked for the first time. I would definitely recommend it for you to try it at least once..

She is the only one I was considering doing in that place, she looks real good on their pics.

But the only advantage of the place seems to be the rimming, which she did for only 5 minutes, not sure if it's really worth the 3500 even if she is a pretty.

Sukhumvit 22 Shops (Kiss Massage 1 and 2, Honey Bee Passage, Passion Massage, etc.).

That soi looks complete garbage nowadays, I checked it only once during my last trip and saw only very below average looking girls, didn't find the courage to check the soi a second time.

[JBradBerry]

This will either be my second to last, or last post for a long while. I am returning back home. I have been in Thailand for around a year now. In the time I have been here, I have experienced services from many types of establishments. Everywhere from thermae to BJ bars; outcall services, and nuru massage parlors. I was given a nice job offer, but they stated I must finish my Bachelors Degree in my home country. If you want to get a work visa, you are probably going to need more than an associates degree. I would like to come back and live here on a work visa. I would also like to do monthly reports for the community.

Now enough with the chitchat and along with the story.

This morning I knew I was heading out to Bangkok, so I had taken a pill called Storect; which is a pill used to enhance potency and improve the quality of sex. I am only 26, but I wanted to see what the experience would be like (I don't have e. The.). I have also used Grakcu, which is also a pill taken for the same reason. I tried to get my hands on Sidegra, but they do not sell it at over the counter pharmacies. As far as side effects go, the only major one I had was with Grakcu, which gave me a slight headache and sore back. I would recommend Storect. If you try this, you should eat 1 capsule with warm water 30 minutes before hand, as well as be on an empty stomach (better absorption? Your dick stays hard after the first shot, however you get hard very easily and get many random boners throughout the next couple days. Price is around 400 a box with 4 pills.

7 Heaven Massage.

I had seen on the website that Pim is back working at 7 Heaven. So far I have tried Lin, Jan, and Pim. As far as these girls go, I would say Pim is by far the best. She has a very cute face (slightly chubby with a girls next door look) and an average waist. Slightly darker skin, with see cup size boobs. In the photo she has blue hair, but now she has a mixture of black and blonde hair. She is very kind and would definitely recommend. She even let me try for a 3rd shot. With Lin, its a one and done (but with a killer technique). YMMV. 1300 is pricey, but worth it if you like to look at the girls face.

Doki Doki.

I have been trying to get Nicha for a while, but it seems like she is on an extended vacation. Today I was accompanied by Ivy. She has a very sexy photo posted on their website, and I wondered why there are little to no reviews on her. It is 3500 Baht for 90 minutes and two shots. When she greets me at the door, I notice right away her big boobs and short size. She complexion is also very dark.

Much darker than what the photo on the website and their twitter show. However, that is not a problem. She is really cute and flirty. Her English is very limited, but she definitely knows what she is doing. The nuru felt really nice with someone with bigger boobs. I've experienced a nuru massage with a girl with no boobs and there is a vast difference. I also had my ass licked for the first time. I would definitely recommend it for you to try it at least once. If you haven't already. I've had someone stick their finger up there before and was keen on never having anyone near my ass. However, this experience I would describe as awkward and heavenly and the same time. Then the awkwardness just goes away around 20 seconds and you just want their tongue deeper? My life has changed. LOL. Her tongue was everywhere, and felt so good. She does this for around 5 minutes. The first shot is on the nuru mat. You get lathered in luke-warm gel beforehand, which feels relaxing. The second shot is on the bed next to the shower. The room is also has nice tiles on the walls / floor, and looks clean. There is also a barbed and hot pink light fixture circled all around the room. I would definitely come back to this place. Much better than Koroko.

Sukhumvit 22 Shops (Kiss Massage 1 and 2, Honey Bee Passage, Passion Massage, etc.).

I was in my taxi, ready to go to my home outside of Bangkok. All of a sudden I tell my driver (kaw blian tee dai mai?) which means 'can I change the location?' I had an urge to go again. He said yes, I can. I decided to call up Honey Bee Massage and asked for Dao. The mamasan said she is in the building, so I told the driver to go to Sukhumvit 22. He said he is not going that way, but will drop me off for free. I gave him a little bit of money and got a new driver over to Honey Bee. As I arrived, I wanted to see a line-up as well. I was given a line-up but no signs of Dao. I asked the mamasan I called earlier for Dao and she said she was still busy. She wanted me to wait 20 minutes. I was pissed as hell. I literally got to the parlor within 15 minutes, and even stated that I will in the call. First of all, it is really hard to get a taxi ride to take you out of the Bangkok area. If I known she was busy, I would have stayed in my first taxi. Anyways, I went to almost every massage place in the area and asked for a line up. I would look at the line up, then walk out. Shit, I am already here might as well see the girls. About 95% of these girls are way past their prime. There was one cute spinner with blonde hair. She was given me the look as well, but I just couldn't do it. I was pissed as hell and did not want to give them any money. All of the Sukvumvit 22 shops are basically together, Honey Bee, Kiss Massage 1 & 2, Passion Massage, its all the same shit and same price. At Kiss Massage 2 , the mamasan was going to call over all the girls over to the location. That would have been very embarrassing, since I basically just rejected them all at the other places.

If I do make one more post, I want to head over to Tulips and see Ying. I tried a couple times but she is always busy or on vacation. If I do not get the chance to make that post, I thank the community for the great tips of what to do and what to avoid what it comes to these things. Doing a little bit of search and using the search bar can literally make or break your trip here to Thailand.

[Goatscrot]

Guys Here is a peek preview, your old favorite snowwhite is now almost ready for reopening.

It will NOT be in the same location as before.

Owner has got the shop in Soi 24/1. It is now being furnished.

In about 3 weeks time, the place will be ready for business.

Girls will be a mix of old favorites and some new blood.

Stay tuned.

That's wonderful news. Many thanks for sharing.

[AssLover945]

Guys Here is a peek preview, your old favorite snowwhite is now almost ready for reopening.

It will NOT be in the same location as before.

Owner has got the shop in Soi 24/1. It is now being furnished.

In about 3 weeks time, the place will be ready for business.

Girls will be a mix of old favorites and some new blood.

Stay tuned.

[11Bravo]

Had a really nice 4 hands oil massage with the glory hole table with Annie and Lili (only two available when I arrived). Place is clean / fine. Nothing special. Lili a legit excellent masseuse. Annie better at the extras. Both really nice. Not blown away by their looks but was only there for HJ / BJ so all good. They have a set program of massage, quick fire shot by HJ under the table, more massage, CBJ turned facing up for shot number 2. If you're looking for edging or something different than that then you may have to ask. 3500 baht total for 90 minutes and I tipped them 250 each.

Had the same experience in Nov-early Dec time frame. Curious, I just checked their webpage. From what I remember, seems like a massive turnover of ladies. One I know left as I have her Line to keep in contact, but her 4 hands' partner also no longer displayed plus others I had considered. MAYBE they're just temporarily removed for the holidays.

Analisa offers the same productl. Here's my comparison:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...=1#post2765284

[CrazyCalabrese]

Had a really nice 4 hands oil massage with the glory hole table with Annie and Lili (only two available when I arrived). Place is clean / fine. Nothing special. Lili a legit excellent masseuse. Annie better at the extras. Both really nice. Not blown away by their looks but was only there for HJ / BJ so all good. They have a set program of massage, quick fire shot by HJ under the table, more massage, CBJ turned facing up for shot number 2. If you're looking for edging or something different than that then you may have to ask. 3500 baht total for 90 minutes and I tipped them 250 each.

[Lucky5]

Finally made it to Bangkok after a multi-year absence. While all the action is in other areas, I prefer staying in the Sathorn area because I like to chill out during the day and I like the "suburban" atmosphere of the neighborhood. Also, it's got some good restaurants and spas to check out when not indulging in the hobby.

However, when the "hunger" hits, local pickings can be slim. I didn't feel like ordering am outcall so I tired to find local options. I came across an erotic massage center called "Honey Lemon. " I get the feeling that it caters more to a local clientele since anything online is predominantly in Thai and there's very little English language material. I found their line ID and sent them a short message asking if they were OK with farang showing up and what their rates are. 1500 an hour, 2200 for 90 minutes for body to body.

It was a short walk from my hotel so I got there quickly and I was warmly welcomed with an offer to turn on the air conditioning to cool me down. A lineup of six girls was presented to me. I use the word girls because everyone in that lineup must've been between 18 and 20 years old. One of them was still in her pajamas. One was a real looker and flashed me a smile so I decided to opt for the pretty girl with the sunniest disposition. I was asked to please wait a few minutes while she got her things together and in about two minutes she entered the lobby again wearing a miniskirt that showed off her amazing legs. She motioned to me to follow her to one of the rooms. Once in the room we both disrobed and entered the shower where she proceeded to give me a very sensual rub down while lathering me with soap. It did not take long for me to get hard especially since this woman had an amazing body with not a single ounce of fat on her. In fact she had one of the tightest little asses I had seen in a long time. She offered me some mouthwash and took some for herself as well. When we were done washing ourselves she was kind enough to dry me with a towel and motioned to the bed.

Her name was Lena?

[Vigo]

Which Miki is that? There is another one on their site (Miky) with no pictures provided.

I met Miki in November, she was tall, slim and I didn't notice any surcharge of weight. She had a very nice slim body (except her 350 CC not well made bolt ONS), her face looks a bit weird though (her nose and lips have been made clinically and probably some other stuff too).

There is no lose face in these places, you can take another girl without worrying and she might not even be in the line up when you'll show up. I had also a session with Jasmine there, and the session I had with her was even better than with Miki.

No, it's the one on their site currently. Her photo is attached here.

Yes, you were right about returning. I chose Lemon who was good but I think is very popular. So, probably didn't put in as much effort as Miki.

Miki did see me but kept a very straight face and even joined in the group thanking me when I left.

[Shockman]

Very predictably the LT with the MILF massage girl went bust. I did visit her innumerable times at her shop though.

I think I'm beginning to grasp the crux of what has changed in LOS. It's the economy stupid. The MILF blew me off because she got a customer paying a third of what I had offered and it made economic sense to her to do a series of STs.

Visited Nancy and saw less than 20 ladies in the fishbowl. Took a girl who was fun enough and offered me a second shot for an extra 500. Will visit again for the sideliners.

Also pulled a few from Massage Republic which were decent experiences and found my research on Fiwfans was rewarded when I hooked up with a BBW asking for a third of the rate quoted on MR. I have tried a few from Fiwfans but the hassle with incalls has me rethinking that option.

Patpong still beckons!

Which translates roughly to.

"Thank you sucker, make me an offer that shows me you're not a Cheap Charlie."

Never ask a Thai working girl an open ended question.

Be it on price or service.

Always close the question, putting it firmly in their camp that they have to answer.

Phrase it along the lines of, "How much would LT be, I am happy to pay xxxx."

She then has to answer with yes, or no and ask for more.

[Paolo99]

Miki was very pleasant but unlike her photo, she has some weight on the mid-riff. Very enthusiastic and attentive though and didn't regret my time with her.

Which Miki is that? There is another one on their site (Miky) with no pictures provided.

I met Miki in November, she was tall, slim and I didn't notice any surcharge of weight. She had a very nice slim body (except her 350 CC not well made bolt ONS), her face looks a bit weird though (her nose and lips have been made clinically and probably some other stuff too).

For every thing else I agree, she is very nice and I had a good time with her too.

Here are two pictures of the girl I'm talking about (I didn't take these pics, I took them on the internet).

Tomorrow, I'the like to return to HappyBKK but try someone slightly slimmer. Is this likely to be an issue for Miki? Will she lose face or not be too bothered?

There is no lose face in these places, you can take another girl without worrying and she might not even be in the line up when you'll show up. I had also a session with Jasmine there, and the session I had with her was even better than with Miki.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

She's promised to go long time with me today and I when I asked her how much, I heard that magical phrase again "What you wish".
Only in Thailand!.

Which translates roughly to.

"Thank you sucker, make me an offer that shows me you're not a Cheap Charlie."

Never ask a Thai working girl an open ended question.

Be it on price or service.

Always close the question, putting it firmly in their camp that they have to answer.

Phrase it along the lines of, "How much would LT be, I am happy to pay xxxx."

She then has to answer with yes, or no and ask for more.

[Vigo]

So, I've been to both HappyBKK and Butterfly now. At HappyBKK, I ended up with Miki after Minnie was no longer working.

Miki was very pleasant but unlike her photo, she has some weight on the mid-riff. Very enthusiastic and attentive though and didn't regret my time with her.

Today, I booked Min at Butterfly but when I arrived she was not around. When phoned apparently she had encountered an "accident".

So, I took Ning. On her profile it said no baby but upon getting naked it was clear she had had a child which she admitted to later.

Since we were already both in the buff, I went through with it. Again very attentive and like Miki took the initiative with DT. Also, happy to oblige.

With all requests and positions.

Tomorrow, I'the like to return to HappyBKK but try someone slightly slimmer. Is this likely to be an issue for Miki? Will she lose face or not be too bothered?

[Shockman]

After a decade away, it took a lot of bumbling on my part to reconnect with the rather expansive Thai hospitality.

Daisy Dreams was a bust but that's all on me. I then decided t o walk the streets and and check out the random massage places on the streets like I used to during the may times I'd stay at Giotto's place. Goitto would debrief his guests at breakfast (which was anytime at his place!) and offer them his valuable advice. What a soul!

Did not find anything I fancied. Walked back to homebase near soi cowboy and saw a massage girl I liked. And boy, was she awesome!

She's promised to go long time with me today and I when I asked her how much, I heard that magical phrase again "What you wish".

Only in Thailand!

[MarkJohnny]

Spent the first couple of days barfining out of soi cowboy and calling in escorts. Not memorable experiences. I've decided after three days of gogos that I would no longer abide by their exploitive practices. Vultures crowding around trying to weasel overpriced drinks constantly, was not my thing.

The soapies to the rescue, so I thought when I booked with Mitu for fabi and pero, but that too was a bit of a downer. They have this very regimented process which is awesome for a while but then the fake moaning, no DFK (heck, no real kissing) and their air of detachment was off putting. Also, no bed!

Visited Thermae thrice. Guess I'll have to lower my standards and settle for short time.

My biggest disappointment with visiting after a decade, is that my beloved Grace Hotel is comotose. There were a couple of SWs who said they were from Turkey but no "Russians" hanging out in droves. The belly dance bar on the alley seems to be closed.

I do see some very attractive africans (my assumption) wandering around. Any help with where they hang would be appreciated.

Heading to Daisy Dreams and convinced that my luck will change. Just takes a couple of days to get my act together and figuring out where I should be hunting. I guess I'll have to explore the clubs as well and Patpong beckons.

Overall, awesome to be back and there's the weed to soothe away any disappointments!

How was Daisy Dreams? Was it better than Mitu? At the decor feels fancier.

[Shockman]

Spent the first couple of days barfining out of soi cowboy and calling in escorts. Not memorable experiences. I've decided after three days of gogos that I would no longer abide by their exploitive practices. Vultures crowding around trying to weasel overpriced drinks constantly, was not my thing.

The soapies to the rescue, so I thought when I booked with Mitu for fabi and pero, but that too was a bit of a downer. They have this very regimented process which is awesome for a while but then the fake moaning, no DFK (heck, no real kissing) and their air of detachment was off putting. Also, no bed!

Visited Thermae thrice. Guess I'll have to lower my standards and settle for short time.

My biggest disappointment with visiting after a decade, is that my beloved Grace Hotel is comotose. There were a couple of SWs who said they were from Turkey but no "Russians" hanging out in droves. The belly dance bar on the alley seems to be closed.

I do see some very attractive africans (my assumption) wandering around. Any help with where they hang would be appreciated.

Heading to Daisy Dreams and convinced that my luck will change. Just takes a couple of days to get my act together and figuring out where I should be hunting. I guess I'll have to explore the clubs as well and Patpong beckons.

Overall, awesome to be back and there's the weed to soothe away any disappointments!