Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Tommylove]

Hey Nic,

I'the love to get your advice on shops / girls.

Here are my tastes:
- if I want to be pampered, I head to the soapies, usually to Poseidon or Nataree.
- if I want to get a testicle or prostate massage, I head to Analisa.
- if I want to do a threesome, I head to Eden Club or Devil's Den.
- if I want to drink and take home a bargirl, I head to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy.
- if I want to feel romantic, I date a college girl.
- if I want a quick bareback blowjob, I go to Lolita's.

What I'm seeking is a very high quality combo oil and Thai massage (southern style by foot), followed by skillful sex with some variety, unscripted eroticism, and understanding of how to expand orgasmic pleasure. And ideally she's young and very attractive. And let's assume this is for later in the year, when things start to go back to normal.

Also, let us know how long you've been in Bangkok and how extensive your experiences are. I usually work in SE Asia a lot, but I'm stuck in the US like everyone else. I really miss traveling.

Thanks for your suggestions!

First of all, there is no way to help you unless you are specific about what it is you are looking for in a massage parlor?

There are a lot of different types of MPs here. Oilies with tip included upfront, Oilies without tip included so you can negotiate depending on the mood, Soapies, small shops that look legit, branded legit shops, Oilies that offer multiple shots.

Second, there is no way to tell what is "the best" because we all like different things, and one girl can do one thing to a customer that she won't do to the next. Tell us what your tastes are and we can point you to a shop / girl that will be able to provide it.

[Mens2]

Bros,

Does anyone know if Mango is still open, or any of those MP's down that street? That's one of my favorite hangouts.

Yeah, open.

But minimal staff.

Even EZ next door only had a few.

[InformalMan]

Bros,

Does anyone know if Mango is still open, or any of those MP's down that street? That's one of my favorite hangouts.

[NicFrenchy]

I had an appointment at the Novotel soi 33 yesterday and decided to have a stroll down the road to see what was happening.

What a surprise to see so many closed businesses, not only closed, but almost all the left side of the road (coming down from Sukhumvit) was completely fenced. The BIG Family mart on the corner of soi 33: Closed.

Covid certainly did a number on these shops. I wonder where all the girls have gone.

[NicFrenchy]

Hello everyone,

Could anyone know the best Thai Massage parlor so please share with me.

First of all, there is no way to help you unless you are specific about what it is you are looking for in a massage parlor?

There are a lot of different types of MPs here. Oilies with tip included upfront, Oilies without tip included so you can negotiate depending on the mood, Soapies, small shops that look legit, branded legit shops, Oilies that offer multiple shots.

Second, there is no way to tell what is "the best" because we all like different things, and one girl can do one thing to a customer that she won't do to the next. Tell us what your tastes are and we can point you to a shop / girl that will be able to provide it.

[UweHertzog459]

Hello everyone,

Could anyone know the best Thai Massage parlor so please share with me.

[NicFrenchy]

I believe all 3 of these places have a doctor visit 2/3 times per month and the girls have a compulsory check at least monthly, so clearly the management believe not every girl always performs "safe sex. " Apparently, at La Belle, the doctor will also offer long term contraception injections for those not taking anything else, "in case of an accident" he says!

This is true.

While most girls will perform (at least vaginal) safe sex, most these girls have a Thai BF and they don't perform safe sex with the said BF.

Testing the girls often is a good thing for the shop's reputation and the customer's safety.

But let's face it, it's never 100% safe.

We've all caught something at one point or another from a BBBJ (which they all would perform).

[NicFrenchy]

Okay, no report.

Because I was just walking at Soi 33.

Remember I gave a good review about Love Teen massage few weeks ago?

Place is for rent and out of business.

New massage? Same.

Dream Heaven? Closed.

It doesn't look good.

Most of the customers to these places were tourists. Their Local expat regulars were too few.

It's also grim for places on 24/1 until the borders re-open to Japan (and Korea).

[Mens2]

Okay, no report.

Because I was just walking at Soi 33.

Remember I gave a good review about Love Teen massage few weeks ago?

Place is for rent and out of business.

New massage? Same.

Dream Heaven? Closed.

It doesn't look good.

[Tommylove]

Whenever I do thressomes at the parlors, the girls usually ask me before the session if I want 1 or 2 pops, so they can orchestrate the flow of the session. 😁128567;.

I think that there is no policy from the management regarding 1 or 2 shots. It will all depend on your relation with the girl once in the room unless you say it specifically in front of the girl and the mamasan while choosing the girl downstairs (something I never done there).

I know the management is willing to get repeat customers and they want the customers to be satisfied but they cannot force the girls to do something they don't want.

During one of my trips I remember they had a form to be filled after the session where they were trying to get feedback from the customers, they were asking if the girl provided a BJ, a FS, 69, and if the customer was satisfied or not and stuff like that. It was a sign they are trying to get their customers satisfied.

[Khundig]

Today my first time with her. She looks great, has a very nice body and is super friendly as well. Good English skills.

Spent 90 minutes with her for 2100 THB. Excellent massage followed by a rimming session and DT. Problem was that she made me cum in her mouth after 5 minutes.

Anyway another massage session followed and I left the place with a smile. Great girl with a great service attitude.

[Whoreman]

What the hell is wrong with you? My purpose is not to resolve Thailand's virus problem. And where do you get off suggesting I am asking people to "SNITCH" on anyone.

I am only trying to determine how safe it is for me as I am older man in the age group that can be most seriously hurt by being expose to the virus.

Sorry you took it the wrong way, but try again figuring out where I am coming from. Thanks for you reply.

You took that a little bit personally didn't you? And where did I say it was for you to resolve Thailand's virus problem? I was just curious how knowing the answers to your questions about the massage parlours is going to resolve your suspicion about the validity of Thailand's virus statistics.

If you'd been a bit less aggressive and insulting I would have been happy to answer your questions.

[Member #4698]

I am only trying to determine how safe it is for me as I am older man in the age group that can be most seriously hurt by being expose to the virus.

I assume you are already in Thailand otherwise your inquiry is mute.

So, even if you assume under reporting and / or bias in the government numbers, the Virus level in Thailand is still incredibly low on a comparative world basis. My assessment is the P4P virus risk in LOS is extremely low, but it is up to each one of us how much exposure we are willing to tolerate. You can lower the risk by take a temperature reading of your girls before going to bed with them if that makes you feel easier or you can abstain from hired sex, wear a mask at all times, only go out for necessary reasons, and keep your distance from all people.

Good news #1) medical science has come a long way since last year. No one wants to catch this mother fucker, but there are now viable cures available in the better hospitals.

Good news #2) the vaccines are just around the corner. I think that by March or April 2021, anyone who wants to be inoculated can be by then. That does not mean all the girls will get vaccinated, however. It remains to be seen how many of them will choose to do so. And the same goes for the general population. So, take note: the Pfizer vaccine, for example, is reported 90% effective which is an extremely high number for a vaccine, but you will still have a 10% probability of catching the virus if exposed. If you are truly risk adverse that means abstinence or monogamy in an isolated community for the foreseeable future (years).

The bottom line: I am not young either, but I am not willing to give up the sporting life just to be 100% safe. Life is full of risk. Tomorrow anyone of us could be struck down by a taxi running a red light. So, fuck it! If I were in Thailand I would be taking reasonable risks and doing the girls right now and I plan to get the vaccine as soon as it is made available to me in the USA, so I can then jump on a jet and fly to LOS.

[TConor]

What exactly is the purpose of your questions? You said you don't trust Thai government numbers but so what? How are your questions going to help resolve whether Thailand is virus free or not? You seem to be asking people to "snitch" on massage parlours.

What the hell is wrong with you? My purpose is not to resolve Thailand's virus problem. And where do you get off suggesting I am asking people to "SNITCH" on anyone.

I am only trying to determine how safe it is for me as I am older man in the age group that can be most seriously hurt by being expose to the virus.

Sorry you took it the wrong way, but try again figuring out where I am coming from. Thanks for you reply.

[Whoreman]

Why I am asking is I don't trust Thai gov't numbers on virus free community.

Let's limit it to Soi 24 area like Mango, Boss, Cherry, Snow White, Candy's?

Are the girls still sitting out side? Do they wear masks? When if at all? I know at SW they are not outside, but masked when you go in?

Are there still all the food vendors? Motorbike taxis? A photo of Soi 24 would be nice.

How safe is it cv-19 wise? What are the protocols once you get inside and to the room? Still showers? Lots of cleaning stuff around? Hand sanitizers?

Thanks in advance. And you can PM me if you like.

What exactly is the purpose of your questions? You said you don't trust Thai government numbers but so what? How are your questions going to help resolve whether Thailand is virus free or not? You seem to be asking people to "snitch" on massage parlours.