Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Franciscass]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

If you happen to get waylaid on lower Sukhumvit by touts with phony brochures showing "beautiful ladies that will take care of of you" this where you usually end up.

From my only visit it's handy to get to and cheapish, 1500 all in if I remember correctly.

Smallish. Older staff, disinterested management, sub standard amenities and not a very good experience in the room at least with my choice on the day.

That was quite a while back, it may have changed but don't go with a driver or tout.

Make your own way there and save on their commission.

It's on a sub soi of 1 a few hundred meters down on the right hand side.

[Whoreman]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

No, nobody wants to go to some shitty place that has to pay drivers to get customers.

[Omigawd]

Perfect assessment. Your last sentence is so true.

Goat. You are right, almost always right. But the problem is. What is the solution or a better alternative to find a provider with looks that are at least easy on the eyes if not pleasant or attractive.

So, where would you hunt in Bangkok for such working girls, nowadays?

[Tool Shedd]

My driver recommended Happy House soapy massage on Soi 1, Sukhumvit. Sadly I am flying out in 4 hours, so I can't try it. Anyone know about it or want to take one for the team?

Tool Shedd.

[Crocodilexp]

I'm heading back to BKK early next year. I've sampled Tulip once, Snow White half a dozen times, and Mango twice.

Are there any other places (apart from Eden) that everything is consider available (with or without surcharge like at Mango) as standard?

Try Cherry massage as well, near the end of on Soi 24/1 (short soi near to Snow White full of massage places). PSE, no surcharge, but you need to ask which girls do A+ (seems to be necessary everywhere these days except Tulip).

Also on soi 24/1, Boss massage is worth a look. Not the same "all-inclusive PSE" concept, but they'll show you written cards with everything each girl does clearly listed (for example two pops or anal), so you don't need to guess or ask around.

Candy massage (Soi 24/1) and Sky massage (near Tulip and same side of Sukhumvit, across the Soi 38) used to be PSE, but I haven't been there in a few years, so it's worth asking to make sure they still provide the service level you need.

Bamboo massage (Soi 8) is also presumably PSE, but I've never partaken. It costs more than others (+100 over normal prices others charge, then +500 A+ surcharge) and the lineup was not great at all. These days no PSE shops have great lookers, but Bamboo women somehow managed to look worse.

[Samaka3]

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask.

I'm heading back to BKK early next year. I've sampled Tulip once, Snow White half a dozen times, and Mango twice.

Are there any other places (apart from Eden) that everything is consider available (with or without surcharge like at Mango) as standard?

[Goatscrot]

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask. It's not as good as in their glory days, but still better than a typical massage brothel (where it's mostly one-and-done, sometimes not even a proper BBBJ included).

Looks of the girls at PSE shops have never been top notch, but these days they're generally abysmal.

Perfect assessment. Your last sentence is so true.

[Crocodilexp]

Without offending anyone's sensibilities, what is it that made Snow White such a legend? There were only about 4 girls on a couch there when I showed up at 5 PM (Tuesday).

Snow White was one of the few PSE massage shops (another one is Tulip), where you all the girls would do stuff like A+, rimming, multiple pops etc. Without having to ask. It's not as good as in their glory days, but still better than a typical massage brothel (where it's mostly one-and-done, sometimes not even a proper BBBJ included).

Looks of the girls at PSE shops have never been top notch, but these days they're generally abysmal.

[Sonic Bam]

Anybody tried Don Quixote on Soi 26? https://donquixote-bkk.com/.

[Syzygies]

Maybe but it's not really relevant. You criticised someone for revealing a woman's age but that criticism isn't valid. We have to make a choice based on something and my experience is I have a better time with younger girls. We don't need people imposing political correctness bullshit about ageism and bigotry on this thread.

Read my post again. I did not criticize at all. I just indicated I chose not to reveal the age at the time (and by now have forgotten what she told me). I did not think her actual age was at all relevant. I have seen several guys post that they would not consider doing a girl over 25 at all or whatever age they wrote at the time.

I am not imposing anything on anyone. Just stated my personal preference. Stating what I do is not the same as telling others what to do.

We all have our little biases, warranted or not. I am prepared to admit mine, which seem to be different to many others.

[Whoreman]

WIR: Hell yes!

Without offending anyone's sensibilities, what is it that made Snow White such a legend? There were only about 4 girls on a couch there when I showed up at 5 PM (Tuesday). The facilities are nothing to shout about, just looks like a run-of-the-mill massage parlor in a big Asian city. I expected it to be a little more luxurious from what I have read. I am not complaining, I had a WONDERFUL session there, it just is hard to see what the past glory of the place may have been.

Tool Shedd.

You've answered your own question, haven't you? It built up its reputation by giving punters wonderful experiences like the one you had. If there were only 4 girls at 5 pm then the others were probably busy upstairs giving other guys wonderful experiences. The facilities are perfect with a shower, armchair for the blow job and bed with a mirror for the other two holes. What more do you need? Unfortunately I've had some substandard service there recently so I'm giving it a miss for the time being.

[Whoreman]

Would you consider a 35 YO girl at all? I am just suspecting some would write off such a girl, no idea why, even she may be in really great shape (and look 25). I do several girls over 30 myself, not a worry at all, and I sometimes prefer the service of experienced girls.

Maybe but it's not really relevant. You criticised someone for revealing a woman's age but that criticism isn't valid. We have to make a choice based on something and my experience is I have a better time with younger girls. We don't need people imposing political correctness bullshit about ageism and bigotry on this thread.

[Syzygies]

Why not let them judge that? You did the right thing publishing her age. We're here to share information to help us make informed decisions, not to act as free marketing agents for the girls.

Would you consider a 35 YO girl at all? I am just suspecting some would write off such a girl, no idea why, even she may be in really great shape (and look 25). I do several girls over 30 myself, not a worry at all, and I sometimes prefer the service of experienced girls.

Lets face it, some girls look a disaster already at 21 (usually a baby was involved), and others look really good at 35 (maybe no baby or maybe just can't tell easily).

I did a young newbie at Long Gun. Name was Whip. She was 18 or 19. No English. From the farm. Young and stupid, no clues about sex but very fuckable with nice body. Was willing to do BBFS at first. I warned her about all the things that would stuff her up badly, getting a Thai boy leach was one, getting pregnant was another. Blah Blah. Being told once or twice is not enough.

I returned to Long Gun maybe 2 years later. Some girl approaches me. I did not know her. She finally says her name is Whip. Oh my god. I had not even recognised her. Now had a fat face and fat belly, after baby, with the railway tracks on belly and now very saggy tits. Sure enough the Thai boy got her pregnant, then dumped her, moving on to a hotter girl. She was totally wrecked at the age of 21, because poorly educated and did not know any better. This is the sick Thai society. Was totally un-doable for me now, no matter how much sympathy I might feel. No one would want her, most likely. Her life is wrecked already. Seen it far too many times. I would much rather a 35 YO beauty in immaculate shape.

[Whoreman]

Shame on me for publishing her age. It makes sense to mention age in some contexts, but since I was surprised as she looks younger, has a great body and face, it wasn't really relevant here. I think the lads who prefer the twenty somethings will be quite happy with her.

Why not let them judge that? You did the right thing publishing her age. We're here to share information to help us make informed decisions, not to act as free marketing agents for the girls.

[LuvStJohn]

I think Nadia told me her age but I forget now. I did not publish it for fear it would put the age bigots off. I thought somewhat less than 35, perhaps, now that I am forgetting. Her body is so tight she seems like about 25 or so, but I know older than that. Her weakness is the implants, but otherwise very good..

Shame on me for publishing her age. It makes sense to mention age in some contexts, but since I was surprised as she looks younger, has a great body and face, it wasn't really relevant here. I think the lads who prefer the twenty somethings will be quite happy with her.