Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[NicFrenchy]

Hi NF,

I didn't know about it.

Which is your regular lady?

And do you want me to recommend someone to you?

Regards.

EZ.

Hi EZ,

Nah, thanks, I like to go anonymously. I will write a report here but I will not write the name of the girl publicly.

Cheers.

NF

[Wismar]

Hi All,

Have anybody tried Prostate massage on Sukhumvit 103? These details were from other source and have mentioned that charge is 1500 bt.

Following is part of description available there.

""Please be respectful and mindful of privacy as I am the only one in the Spa that can do Prostate massage.

Please ask for Nan. Nan only person do prostate massage. Please be secret and come by booking.""

Cheers, Wismar

[Pita123]

Actually "suam" is more akin to the English word "sewer" than it is to toilet, indicating an open sewage pit.

I think you are referring more to to &3626; &3657; &3623; &3617; &3595; &3638; &3617;

[DanGood]

I was yesterday visiting Apple. She told me that she still didn't experiment sandwich with 2 guys and she is ready to try. Any one would like to join me? I'm heterosexual and at BKK till 24th.

[Luvpuss]

Hi all. Could not find anything here on oil from mango. I'm sure there was something here on her rimming abilities. I'm having a hard time with the search engine, thanks.

So you have seen her? Why don't you tell us about it.

[Goatscrot]

"Suam" (toilet) is not really a rude word. Its actually merely informal or colloquial."Sukhaa" is a formal word for it and "Hong Naam" means bathroom and so is very polite way of being vague about it. Its very difficult for Farangs to measure the level of rudeness. I suggest this dictionary available on Smart phones (iphone and Android) :

"Thai–English English–Thai Talking Dictionary. By Benjawan Poomsan Becker and Chris Pirazzi"

Its very good. You hear the words pronounced too and no need to be online.

It has a "skull and cross-bones" next to Thai words that are really completely unacceptable.

"yet" (fuck) is one of them. Its about as bad as calling someone a "fucking see*nt", I guess, perhaps worse.

"Suam" is relatively very polite in comparison.

Actually "suam" is more akin to the English word "sewer" than it is to toilet, indicating an open sewage pit. It is more the imagery that is the offender as opposed to the actual offensive nature of the word. One thing that has always amazed an annoyed me about folks here and their language is that most Thais have no issue with using the most offensive words from any other language or their own for that matter, but if a farang uses an impolite Thai word, they get their panties in a wad. Again shows the misplaced arrogance of many folks here.

Also, "yet" means f@ck, true, but if you want to call someone a "f@cking c&nt," I/E Hia is probably more on target.
Yaak Yet is a really fun way to say that you are horny...I like Nien as well...not as offensive, but naughty just the same. One of muy biggest gripes with a lot of the P4P gals here is they just don't talk filthy enough, especially in their own language.

Great article in the paper a few weeks ago by one of the Thai editorialists. He said the three things that are most detrimental to Thailand and Thai are arrogance, jealousy, and ostentatiousness. I could not agree more.

[Syzygies]

One of my fav forms of language play with Thais is to speak in a very polite tongue and then throw in an amazingly rude word at some point. The looks of astonishment and almost confusion are grand! Katod krup, mai saap wa, SUAM you nai?

"Suam" (toilet) is not really a rude word. Its actually merely informal or colloquial."Sukhaa" is a formal word for it and "Hong Naam" means bathroom and so is very polite way of being vague about it. Its very difficult for Farangs to measure the level of rudeness. I suggest this dictionary available on Smart phones (iphone and Android) :

"Thai–English English–Thai Talking Dictionary. By Benjawan Poomsan Becker and Chris Pirazzi"

Its very good. You hear the words pronounced too and no need to be online.

It has a "skull and cross-bones" next to Thai words that are really completely unacceptable.

"yet" (fuck) is one of them. Its about as bad as calling someone a "fucking c*nt", I guess, perhaps worse.

"Suam" is relatively very polite in comparison.

[AwiBkk]

Hi all. Could not find anything here on oil from mango. I'm sure there was something here on her rimming abilities. I'm having a hard time with the search engine, thanks.

[Dr Joke]

Hi,

We do not EXPLOIT the ladies at all. Please you are making us look so bad. This is how it is run in all the soapies such as Mango, Tulip, Snow White etc the ladies do not make money from the massage. They make money only from the special.

Regards.

EZ

What is the story with young Miss Apple, is she still working.

[Some American]

Just in case I wasn't clear, I treat the girls with respect, nicely. I'm clear about what I want and try to make sure that they're okay with that before I start a session. Nothing over the top, in my case, either. I tip well for excellent sessions.

But I do expect to be treated respectfully in return.

[Some American]

Hi there,

I am sorry to hear about your bad experience.

If you did ask specifically about BBBJ and was confirmed by EZ that the lady offer BBBJ and eventually she did not, you have the right to stop the session and we would have eithered ask the lady to do BBBJ for you or change a new lady for you.

Was it as EZ1 or EZ2 and which lady did you choose?

Regards.

EZ.

I already said in my first report that I'd asked about the BBBJ. It was EZ1. I don't remember her name. The person in charge didn't care at all. I will never pay upfront again, anywhere.

[Goatscrot]

"Nah Buea" is Thai for "boring" but what is "Nibiat"?

I suggest you don't use Thai word "yet" ("fuck"). Will make you look very low class and would irritate many Thai girls. There are other words more polite. In English, you can get away with "fuck". So using the English word is safer too.

One of my fav forms of language play with Thais is to speak in a very polite tongue and then throw in an amazingly rude word at some point. The looks of astonishment and almost confusion are grand! Katod krup, mai saap wa, SUAM you nai?

[BionicMan]

, her mentioning something about SM. Green light to give her a more 'special' experience." Later he writes: "I ask her if she is ok, she nods and says "I think you more SM than me"." .

I feel I have missed that bit. Changes a bit my comment, of course.

[Syzygies]

There was no misunderstanding, it was boring. Nibiat! I told her this much. Pom chop hoy. Pom chop yet.

"Nah Buea" is Thai for "boring" but what is "Nibiat"?

I suggest you don't use Thai word "yet" ("fuck"). Will make you look very low class and would irritate many Thai girls. There are other words more polite. In English, you can get away with "fuck". So using the English word is safer too.

[Paul Kausch]

I am not questioning your preference for a bit of SM or dominance. Maybe she was OK with it, maybe she appreciated it. So that is not the point.

My point is, it is usual that certain SM and dominance practice are made with a degree of prior consent and some basic rules set, including the password.

That is what I call safe SM or dominance practice. Forcing the practice without prior consent is very dangerous and can lead to some consequences.

It seems nothing was agreed before and that is my questioning.

I completely agree with your point; however, Josh wrote: "Flipped again, more BBBJ with Tantric prostate massage, her mentioning something about SM. Green light to give her a more 'special' experience." Later he writes: "I ask her if she is ok, she nods and says "I think you more SM than me"." So he may have pushed her to her limits but sounds like she consented.

You so make an excellent point: when engaging in SM / B&D always use simple agreed upon code words (e. G. Green / yellow / red).