Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Arjun31]

You're the only one. Everyone else just finds it as annoying hell. Why not keep your tedious 'debates' in the stupid shit in Thailand thread?

Kinda agree with *****man, most of the reports about mongering get buried between all these debates.

[Arjun31]

Hey guys,

Anyone been to Bamboos recently?

Tried the same way back in 2015.

[Gladiator69]

Still couldn't sleep well despite some melatonin and Benadryl. Woke up before 6 AM, same routine: ate, ran a few miles and hanged out in the pool all afternoon.

Still didn't know who would be the lucky lady for the night. Since I had not been to soapy for years (used to go to Poseidon, Colonze, Cupidy), decided to give it another try. Took MRT to Asok, found LaBelle within 400 feet. Quite a lot of people hanging out around the fish bowl, there were like 10 ladies in the bowl, chose P5 who was one of the girls smiling to me to be my girl of the night.

Up in the room, the set up was classic soapy: bed and tub (kind of like Poseidon and The Darlings in Macau). Took off our clothes. P5 got a nice figure, curvy in the right places, snow white skin and nice, perky see size tits, biggest tits so far this trip. She gave me a massage when the tub was being filled up. She washed me thoroughly in the tub. My hands were of course roaming all over her, fingering her in the tub. Some light kissing only, no DFK. BBBJ followed by some titty fuck. She tried to rush things and made me pop in the tub, but I knew it's a one-shot kind of shop, so I made her stop. Rinse off and off to the bed.

P5 gave me a little massage and flipped over for some BBBJ. Her BBBJ was so-so, not as good as Alice from Doki for sure. After like 10 minutes of BBBJ, she rolled on a condom on my cock and wanted to start riding. I was like not so fast. I hadn't got a taste of your pussy yet, I told her I wanted to lick her pussy which she declined. It's for her own good to get her juice going. I wanted her to have a good time too. Apparently, this place catered to mostly Asians who don't really DATY. Ok, she wanted to rush me up, made me cum and leave. When there was no passion between us, I lasted much longer (kind of like a chore, you paid for it but now didn't like it and had to finish it). Started fucking her mish, spoon, cowgirl and cum doggy after 30 minutes of pounding. Showered again, tipped her 100 B and left.

Stopped by at Chrome Bar on the way back to pop another one out before I called it a night.

WIR? No, maybe we just don't have the chemistry but the quality of oily and escorts are so much better, I don't think I will be back to soapy again.

Overall: 5/10.

Face: 9/10.

Body: 9/10.

DFK: 0/10.

BBBJ: 5/10.

FS: 4/10.

PSE: 4/10.

GFE: 5/10.

[Whoreman]

Some of us like debating issues on here.

You're the only one. Everyone else just finds it as annoying hell. Why not keep your tedious 'debates' in the stupid shit in Thailand thread?

[Syzygies]

I would assume Mr More is looking for some actionable information on a service he is interested in and not your personal opinion that it is a bullshit fantasy. How would you know if you never tried it. I recall looking at their website a year or two back and there is certainly more available than a simple hand job.

However I am interested if someone can explain how there is any sense to it, anything special (and not just a gimmick), something I did not think of? Somehow related to hole in the wall sex, which is pretty weird but seemingly about the girl not knowing how ugly the guy is and willing to fuck an unknown dick (maybe?) or is that one about her being anonymous? Again I don't quite understand. Is it a psychological mindset that I don't quite follow? Some of us like debating issues on here. There is always plenty of opinion, positive and negative.

I would not want a BJ from a hidden girl, but who knows, maybe that appeals to others. Can they fantisize that she is stunning?

I have no problem to read if someone tried a milking table and found something really special about it, assuming it is not just advertising. I hope we get reports, one way or the other. Hardly can be me since I am admitting to be biased and not even taking a massage. Personally I like the sensations of slippery body slide though with a hot body girl. That turns me on.

[Franciscass]

I would assume Mr More is looking for some actionable information on a service he is interested in and not your personal opinion that it is a bullshit fantasy. How would you know if you never tried it. I recall looking at their website a year or two back and there is certainly more available than a simple hand job.

I have to agree with you on that. Why do some members who endlessly do no more than talk about their own likes ad nauseam negatively comment on another member's personal preferences. Do we really need to know they don't get off on whatever? Answer no we don't.

[Soroche]

My personal view is that this is just a gimmick fuelled by Porn Movies. You know the stuff, fuck the girl on the bus, in the train, in the car, on the street, in the change room, through hole in the wall, milking table, etc. All mostly bullshit fantasies. Someone might be able to explain to me the advantages of a "milking table". I just don't get it. Fucking in public or with fear of being caught makes a little more sense, psychologically. I knew one girl who was far more excited about having sex somewhere where might be caught.

Is it because we don't want to be able to see how ugly is the girl while getting a BBBJ or a wank? Put a bag over her head! Ha ha. I have nothing against two girls at same time, and have had very nice experiences of one sucking the dick while the other licks balls or ass. But I am lying face up on a comfortable bed and I can see the pretty naked girls. I can use hands to molest them easily. Why would I want to be lying face down? Makes no sense.

There are several great positions for BBBJ, lying down face up, kneeling, sitting in a chair, standing, all allowing the beautiful naked girl to be seen to some extent, no discomfort for ones face on a massage table or cricked to one side. Some positions allow the girls tits or pussy to be groped. I really like 69 position also. Personally I don't even like Hand job at all, other than as brief gentle warm up, let alone silly "milking tables".

Mystified really. Some guys must be really bored by the usual types of sex. So get two girls that are used to working together. I had some good times. Years ago almost always took two girls at a time from Suzie Wong, occasionally 3. Now have one regular pair from Shark bar (both ex Suzie girls) Slightly contrasting body shapes (one big tits, one medium, one tight pussy, one normal). Always fun. Good looking and fun girls are important for me. The visuals are an important part of the experience.

I am not a guy who has to be able to say "Been there, done that" to every stupid thing.

I would assume Mr More is looking for some actionable information on a service he is interested in and not your personal opinion that it is a bullshit fantasy. How would you know if you never tried it. I recall looking at their website a year or two back and there is certainly more available than a simple hand job.

[Macau81]

Tried to book Kyoko, but she wasn't available till the afternoon and kiss was on holiday. I went in and they showed me the girls on a tablet, and then showed me a line up. The girls looked older than I thought they would. All looked to be in early to mid 30's. Helen was the best Looking one and had a smile so I chose her.

Helen has short hair, nice thighs and her dress made her tits look big.

The session starts with a wash and then some nuru gel all over my back. She then gives me a cat bath that leads to some nice rimmming. Next comes the flip where more nuru gel. She likes my whole body and eventually gets to the balls and shaft. After a few min of this she caps and kinda rides me. She gets the whole thing in and grinds a few min. She seemed to gotten herself off on that and then we got into doggy till I.

We get cleaned up and move to the bed where she gives an alright massage. If she had more pressure it would been great. She asks if I want another pop and I happily said yes. There were some BBBJ, but it ends with a HJ. I had a hard time finishing R2 which is odd because I usually can get multiple shots off and I haven't had sex in awhile.

It was a nice session. If I go back I'll try another girl.

[Turgid]

I have done it in a tree.

I have done it one two three.

I have done it in a bus.

Not a hand job. More to fuss!

Now I will be tired.

This is true.

Four hands four tits.

From slumber I flew.

Sucks one.

Rims two.

I smile and sigh.

The milking table.

My place to lie.

Ha ha, hee hee.

You have not done it in the sea.

[Gladiator69]

Didn't sleep that well and woke up early at 6. Ate breakfast, hit the gym, swim and laid out under the sun for a good few hours. Got hard in the pool watching hot girls walking around, decided to text Doki Doki to see if Alice is available for the night. Bingo! She was available. Went back up to my room to take a shower, grabbed some food and off on the BTS to Doki Doki.

Alice was ready to take me upstairs at 8. She let her hair down today. Same routine, told her she didn't need to rim my ass or suck my toes as they were not really my cup of tea (they felt good, but once is enough). More DFK since it's my second night with her. Her BBBJ was still superb, paid a lot of attention to the head of my cock. This time I brought a vibrator which she agreed to play with. Spent a long time licking her pussy and rubbing her clit which she was very responsive and so wet. Time for the entrée, started with mish, cowgirl, spoon and mish again. Before I cum, asked her if I could cum on her boobs which she was ok with. Ribbed off the condom and cum all over her tits, she even gave me a little titty after I came. Felt so good! Rinse off and rested on the bed.

The wall of the room was kind of paper thin. Heard the loud moaning of the couple next door, I bet they heard us too. Anyway, Alice again gave me a massage and asked if I wanted a second shot. Although we had good sexual chemistry, the lust was gone after seeing her two days in a row. I need some new pussies. So, I turned down for second and she just gave me massage until the 90 minutes was up.

Tipped her 300 B which she was happy with. WIR? Yes, but I also want to spread my seeds somewhere else.

Overall: 8/10.

Face: 9/10.

Body: 8/10.

DFK: 8/10.

BBBJ: 10/10.

FS: 8/10.

PSE: 9/10.

GFE: 8/10.

[Sunlover2]

Thanks SL. This gives me choices to consider.

Glad you found my reply helpful. IMO ISG is the most useful when the community provides fellow punters with actionable intel; and not just judgement and / or long-winded navel gazing.

SL.

[Mr More]

My personal view is that this is just a gimmick fuelled by Porn Movies. You know the stuff, fuck the girl on the bus, in the train, in the car, on the street, in the change room, through hole in the wall, milking table, etc. All mostly bullshit fantasies. Someone might be able to explain to me the advantages of a "milking table". I just don't get it. Fucking in public or with fear of being caught makes a little more sense, psychologically. I knew one girl who was far more excited about having sex somewhere where might be caught.

Is it because we don't want to be able to see how ugly is the girl while getting a BBBJ or a wank? Put a bag over her head! Ha ha. I have nothing against two girls at same time, and have had very nice experiences of one sucking the dick while the other licks balls or ass. But I am lying face up on a comfortable bed and I can see the pretty naked girls. I can use hands to molest them easily. Why would I want to be lying face down? Makes no sense.

There are several great positions for BBBJ, lying down face up, kneeling, sitting in a chair, standing, all allowing the beautiful naked girl to be seen to some extent, no discomfort for ones face on a massage table or cricked to one side. Some positions allow the girls tits or pussy to be groped. I really like 69 position also. Personally I don't even like Hand job at all, other than as brief gentle warm up, let alone silly "milking tables".

Mystified really. Some guys must be really bored by the usual types of sex. So get two girls that are used to working together. I had some good times. Years ago almost always took two girls at a time from Suzie Wong, occasionally 3. Now have one regular pair from Shark bar (both ex Suzie girls) Slightly contrasting body shapes (one big tits, one medium, one tight pussy, one normal). Always fun. Good looking and fun girls are important for me. The visuals are an important part of the experience.

I am not a guy who has to be able to say "Been there, done that" to every stupid thing.

I have done it in a tree.

I have done it one two three.

I have done it in a bus.

Not a hand job. More to fuss!

Now I will be tired.

This is true.

Four hands four tits.

From slumber I flew.

Sucks one.

Rims two.

I smile and sigh.

The milking table.

My place to lie.

[Syzygies]

Not sure if this the right place to start the thread, but I found Mai & Nong when searching massage on the open net so figure this is great place to ask. I am thinking of having 2 girls from the MilkTable come to my hotel first night in BKK. I will arrive, have a few hours rest and then the girls arrive for 2 or 3 hours. For an old fart like me, their services look awesome, fixed price not unreasonable and choice of girls not bad. My question (I searched the Thailand forum and found no mention of them) is whether or not anyone here has experience with these ladies? Is the experience as good as it sounds? Even close? Thanks in advance. Coming next week. Staying near Grande Centre Point Ratchadamri.

My personal view is that this is just a gimmick fuelled by Porn Movies. You know the stuff, fuck the girl on the bus, in the train, in the car, on the street, in the change room, through hole in the wall, milking table, etc. All mostly bullshit fantasies. Someone might be able to explain to me the advantages of a "milking table". I just don't get it. Fucking in public or with fear of being caught makes a little more sense, psychologically. I knew one girl who was far more excited about having sex somewhere where might be caught.

Is it because we don't want to be able to see how ugly is the girl while getting a BBBJ or a wank? Put a bag over her head! Ha ha. I have nothing against two girls at same time, and have had very nice experiences of one sucking the dick while the other licks balls or ass. But I am lying face up on a comfortable bed and I can see the pretty naked girls. I can use hands to molest them easily. Why would I want to be lying face down? Makes no sense.

There are several great positions for BBBJ, lying down face up, kneeling, sitting in a chair, standing, all allowing the beautiful naked girl to be seen to some extent, no discomfort for ones face on a massage table or cricked to one side. Some positions allow the girls tits or pussy to be groped. I really like 69 position also. Personally I don't even like Hand job at all, other than as brief gentle warm up, let alone silly "milking tables".

Mystified really. Some guys must be really bored by the usual types of sex. So get two girls that are used to working together. I had some good times. Years ago almost always took two girls at a time from Suzie Wong, occasionally 3. Now have one regular pair from Shark bar (both ex Suzie girls) Slightly contrasting body shapes (one big tits, one medium, one tight pussy, one normal). Always fun. Good looking and fun girls are important for me. The visuals are an important part of the experience.

I am not a guy who has to be able to say "Been there, done that" to every stupid thing.

[Mr More]

I remember reading an ISG review on this outfit a few years ago. Looking at the website prompted my memory. The dude seemed very happy with the service, Described in detail partaking in many of their listed activities. Described the ladies as attractive, professional, and attentive. As always YMMV.

My only observation would be you could achieve a similar experience (sans milking table) in-call at Eden Club for 4500 baht for 90 minutes, but with the convenience of outcall to your hotel room the higher tariff makes some sense. And for those of you who are milking table afficianatos google "Sensual Massage Bangkok" their shop has one on offer for 4 or 6 hand service.

SL.

Thanks SL. This gives me choices to consider. Sensual Massage is outcall also for higher tariff I see. Mai & Nong's Milking Table has the best information on the website, but as you note you pay premium.

[Sunlover2]

I am thinking of having 2 girls from the MilkTable come to my hotel first night in BKK. I will arrive, have a few hours rest and then the girls arrive for 2 or 3 hours. For an old fart like me, their services look awesome, fixed price not unreasonable and choice of girls not bad. My question (I searched the Thailand forum and found no mention of them) is whether or not anyone here has experience with these ladies? Is the experience as good as it sounds? Even close? Thanks in advance.

I remember reading an ISG review on this outfit a few years ago. Looking at the website prompted my memory. The dude seemed very happy with the service, Described in detail partaking in many of their listed activities. Described the ladies as attractive, professional, and attentive. As always YMMV.

My only observation would be you could achieve a similar experience (sans milking table) in-call at Eden Club for 4500 baht for 90 minutes, but with the convenience of outcall to your hotel room the higher tariff makes some sense. And for those of you who are milking table afficianatos google "Sensual Massage Bangkok" their shop has one on offer for 4 or 6 hand service.

SL.