Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Analyst8]

Trying to do my bit to give back a little to these forums.

After a good experience at Doki, on the Makha Bucha holiday, booked Uru (5 star performer, think it was 4,600 for 80 minutes) at Mitu for 3 pm session. I had wanted the 6 star performer Shiho but was informed she was on holiday. Upon arrival, you usually pick via an iPad with the photo's being pretty accurate. Whilst there, I also saw another person who requested a line up which they were happy to facilitate. Asked to sit down in the waiting area and given an energy drink. When the girl is ready, you are called and she will take you up to the room.

Uru has a very curvy (but not chubby) body with the cup implants which are soft but had some rippling. She looks like she's in her late 20's or early 30's. Face is average and English is good. Like at Doki, it begins with a her washing you but no shenanigans during that process. Then the body sliding nuru massage begins. This is very similar to Doki's. Ended with a CIM, then washing again and proceeding to the double bed for a massage then boom-boom to a covered completion.

I asked her how the star rating was decided and it appears it's partly based on customer feedback. She said I needed to tell the front desk of my satisfaction and jokingly said that next time, she'd try to help me get to 4 pops instead of 2.

After dressing, went back down to lobby where the front desk gave me an iPad to get my feedback. This wasn't instantly posted on their website as it needs to be approved. Therefore, you could state they only post good reviews on their website but there are actually bad reviews there for some of the performers. Was also given a choice of an ice cream, or hot or cold drink.

Summary: Uru is friendly and bubbly, but I didn't feel like I was getting anything extra over the price I paid at Doki. I also felt that Doki being the new competitor has focused extremely hard on making sure the service levels are great rather than simply good. When I return to Bangkok and I wanted a nuru massage, I'd likely return to Doki first rather than Mitu given current pricing. Even if Mitu lowered prices I'm not sure I'd go back unless there was someone there with a look I really liked.

[Analyst8]

Last time I went their, they said only happy ending and no boom boom. Is it only for moral police?

That's strange as based on my own experience and other reviews, the 60 & 90 minutes definitely includes boom boom. I was also told their main customers at the moment are European rather than the east Asians as word of mouth of doki hasn't fully reached the Japanese. My provider was actually asking if I wanted a 3rd pop! So it doesn't seem like there is also only a 2 shot limit for 90 min session. A friend of mine who tried Kyoko also said she was more than willing to try for a 3rd pop.

[Analyst8]

Wanted to try one of the oilies on Sukhumvit 24/1. Went there around lunchtime and didn't see much on the street itself so decided to have a look inside Angels given I've heard they usually have a decent lineup. Walked on and shown laminated cards with pricing and service. Asked to see lineup and ushered into small room on the right of the reception. Inside was about 10 girls and actually better than I expected for this time of the day. One in particular caught my eye due to her slight Japanese Gyaru look (slim, tanned with highlights, fake lashes) and what looked like the cup implants. Decided to go with her for the 1 HR FS for 2.1 k.

Told me her name was Lilly (not sure of spelling). Followed her up to a small room with small double bed and basic shower. Told me to wait for her whilst she got her stuff and said I could shower first or wait for her. She disappeared for 5 minutes. Came back took shower together. Upon undressing, found a really fit slim body with no evidence of baby damage but her D cups were purely the work of a good push up padded bra as she was only a smallish see cup implants. After showering together, she started with the oil massage on the back. Very ordinary (definitely not properly trained). She spoke almost perfect English and was quite chatty. Told me she is single mom, who works here part time (only works daytime till 4 pm) and said she also has a regular normal job. Flipped over and she gives a half decent hand job, some titty fuck, some sliding of her body. However she stated she doesn't kiss (not an issue for me but could be for others) and only CBJ. Then CBJ for about 5 minutes. Tried cowgirl but complained it hurt her. Note I'm an regular sized east Asian and this is the first time I've had this issue. Was OK with missionary or over shoulders. She did some fake moaning and some dirty talk (in a bid to make to shoot my load quicker). I tried doggy style but once again, complained it hurt her so went back to over shoulders to finish.

In summary, she had a hot look, slim firm body but her complaints and "limitations" were off-putting. She did have a good hand job technique and her CBJ was surprisingly good. If you want a good looker who speaks perfect English and you can have a good chat to while she gives you a HJ or BJ then maybe she'd be OK. Otherwise I'd avoid.

[Manicure]

I am returning the favor and post about my experience at Doki Doki today.

Me Me or at least this is the way it is pronounced, is a new provider (she told me I was her first client). I arrived at 11:00 am Saturday and business was slow. The procedure of processing us is as described by analyst8 just before my post. They gave me the big room. Service provided by Me Me was very good, a nuru massage does make the provider work hard, sliding etc. Manage to have a lot of eye contact, kiss, FIV, and generally positive attitude. The chemistry between us was working. Breast be natural size for me (although she was thinking that for this job they were too small, but for me they were perfect). Manage two pop in my one hour appointment (one cowgirl (covered) and one CIM). Happy customer.

[TempStories]

Last time I went their, they said only happy ending and no boom boom. Is it only for moral police?

Quick recent trip to Bangkok started with a visit experience DokiDoki given all the good reviews.

Arrived Sun at 1 pm to find only 3 girls available. Seems like all the well known girls on this forum (Alice, Kiss, Annie) are consistently booked so if you want them, make sure you book them well in advance. Asked the girl at front desk who else would be arriving and she recommended Naomi who would be available at 3 pm. Decided to book her for 90 minutes priced at 3. 5 k (leaving 1 k deposit) and went off to grab something to eat.

Arrived at 3 pm. Given a bottle of water and asked to change into slippers. Waited about 5 minutes and told to proceed thru the curtains where Naomi awaited. She is relatively attractive, very slim girl with implants which IMO were a little too round and hard. Went up to room which looked newly renovated. A wet area to one side with the silver inflatable mattress and a double bed at the other end of the room. She asked if I liked some music which I wasn't averse to so she played some music thru her phone via presumably her own bluetooth speakers..

[Analyst8]

Quick recent trip to Bangkok started with a visit experience DokiDoki given all the good reviews.

Arrived Sun at 1 pm to find only 3 girls available. Seems like all the well known girls on this forum (Alice, Kiss, Annie) are consistently booked so if you want them, make sure you book them well in advance. Asked the girl at front desk who else would be arriving and she recommended Naomi who would be available at 3 pm. Decided to book her for 90 minutes priced at 3. 5 k (leaving 1 k deposit) and went off to grab something to eat.

Arrived at 3 pm. Given a bottle of water and asked to change into slippers. Waited about 5 minutes and told to proceed thru the curtains where Naomi awaited. She is relatively attractive, very slim girl with implants which IMO were a little too round and hard. Went up to room which looked newly renovated. A wet area to one side with the silver inflatable mattress and a double bed at the other end of the room. She asked if I liked some music which I wasn't averse to so she played some music thru her phone via presumably her own bluetooth speakers.

Started with a thorough wash. Reminded me to let her know the things I liked. After wash, laid face down on the inflatable mattress. She proceeded to clean herself then prepare the nuru. English was OK. Seemed very attentive asking if room temp was OK, choice of music OK or not and if I preferred my gel hotter or warmer. Poured the nuru gel over my back and goes thru the body to body massage routine. I won't get into too much details as other reports have already explained that but she was more than eager to rim, suck on toes and lick / bite ears. I don't DATY or DFK so cannot comment on those. Flipped over, and more of the body sliding massage. Starts BBBJ along with another rimming session. BBBJ was good, certainly good enough for my to CIM.

Washed again and proceeded to second round on the double bed. Her massage skills wasn't only reasonable but that wasn't the main reason I went to Doki. More massaging of my little fella until he woke up again and then told her I wanted to boom-boom. Started with some cowgirl, then legs over shoulders till completion.

Overall, Naomi was very attentive. Still seemed very enthusiastic and definitely service oriented. At 3. 5 k for 90 minutes I think it represents good value (compared to Mitu which I will write another report on later) and timing is probably just right as doing 2 shots in 60 minutes would've been difficult if you also wanted to fully enjoy the nuru massage. I tipped her 300 at the end of the session.

[Daniel Jack]

Bros,

I'm visiting Bangkok and will be staying in Marriott hotel in Sukhumvit soi20. Can you please suggest some good massage parlors where good quality services are provided. Please pm the details. Thank you and when anyone of you visit India I will help you out surely.

[MyMeier]

During my 4 days stay in Bangkok I went to Cherry Massage. I booked Moya in advance for 2 hours after seeing her pictures on the web page. She is very nice. She started with a oil massage for about 15 minutes. Then she did a long rimming, ending with a BBBJ and CIM. After half an hour of talking, tenderly stroking and DFK we started the second round which ended with an anal session. I really loved her style as a mixture of PSE and GFE.

Hence, I booked her again for next day now for a 2 hour outcall session in my hotel. The experience was even better than the day before since she knew what I liked.

Her English is quite OK, so there is no communication problem and she is really cute.

[MyMeier]

I had Moya at Cherry Massage for 2 h incall and next day for 2 h outcall in my hotel. She is a very cute girl. She did all the services (A+, BBBJ, Rim, CIM, DFK) and additionally gives you a real GFE.

I can really recommend her.

[PiedIPie]

I agree with you, made a mistake of trusting a recent review which didn't mention that she is standoffish and recommended her. I don't know how someone can even tolerate such service. Basic services at oilies in general are going down and trying to find a new girl is a futile effort. Will try Doki Doki next, let's see how that goes.

There have been lots of reports on this forum saying basically the same thing. She refuses to be fingered, is very standoffish and has a mechanical service. The lesson is do your research. The punters who like her seem to be the ones who are content to be totally controlled by the woman, the opposite of what I'm into.

[Franciscass]

I strayed from my norm and paid the price. I had never tried Pink Massage, but a tight package with braces caught my eye. Yeah, I am one of those who actually like the braces. This is where I screwed up. I shouldn't have to, but it is a must to ask, "Does she hobnob without a condom?" It is so strange that this question has to be asked each and every time you try a new place and a new girl. Anyways, I neglected to ask due to the small brain taking over from the big brain.

Here's how you can tell beforehand how the service of a new girl is going to go: when she doesn't help you put on the slippers and insists you go up the stairs first. She also didn't help me remove my clothing and asked me to get in the shower first. I should have left at this point. A haphazard massage followed on the bed followed by a sloppy handy. I then requested a BJ, and then the condom talk ensued. I told her it was fine that she wasn't comfortable with that, but the mamasan should have told me beforehand. I know they often don't because they are only thinking about the short term cash grab..

Take away. Always confirm what services you want. Will not always guarantee they are delivered but will reduce possibility of disappointment. Wanting half back was more than reasonable. Kudos for standing your ground.

[Turgid]

.................Here's how you can tell beforehand how the service of a new girl is going to go: when she doesn't help you put on the slippers and insists you go up the stairs first. She also didn't help me remove my clothing and asked me to get in the shower first. I should have left at this point...................

I have gotten poor service from girls who have helped me with the slippers, gone up the stairs first, helped me remove my clothing and showered with me and good service from girls who have done the opposite. I don't think there's any sure way to predict the outcome of a session. Its basically the luck of the draw and fortunately for me bad service happens about 10% of the time. Good for you standing up for your rights!

[StrongAtal]

Am I being too picky trying to find a place that:

A) Gives a decent-good standard massage.

B) Reasonably attractive therapist, preferably 25.

C) BBJ with CIM & rimming.

D) 4 k baht?

Is Doki Doki the best fit?

Once I had Pinky from Cheery Massage at my hotel for outcall. She did amazing massage and very good BBBJ and rimming and CIM. But recently she had gained lot of weight and is out of shape.

[Franciscass]

Am I being too picky trying to find a place that:

A) Gives a decent-good standard massage.

B) Reasonably attractive therapist, preferably 25.

C) BBJ with CIM & rimming.

D) 4 k baht?

Is Doki Doki the best fit?

Getting a really good massage along side BBBJ and CIM and rimming is rare. Getting these at a regular massage shop is equally rare. Therein lies the problem. There are exceptions but it is usually one or the other. As for Doki Doki. Service is mostly fine although I would confirm whether the girl available does rimming and CIM but with most of the girls massage skills are in short supply.

[Whoreman]

Tl; dr.

Didn't talk much, highly mechanical service, didn't follow instructions and did what she wanted.

There have been lots of reports on this forum saying basically the same thing. She refuses to be fingered, is very standoffish and has a mechanical service. The lesson is do your research. The punters who like her seem to be the ones who are content to be totally controlled by the woman, the opposite of what I'm into.