Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[11Bravo]

As she was doing this, it brought to mind how I would season / salt a slab of pork belly prior to roasting. Now I know for sure how it feels.
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Will I go back? It's a Hell Yeah! From me.

If you opt for the VIP package, it includes an apple in your mouth during the salting and the subsequent roasting (under the hot towels and plastic sheet).

It's a weekly scrub for me, works great for a no pitch day while keeping your pitching arm in shape.

[P1970]

I am going to Thailand next week and will be staying at the Siam Hotel in Bangkok which has a nice looking spa. Is it possible to get any action at these places? Happy ending at least?

Thank you.

[TwilightZoner]

Finally! Hopped on the BTS to Thong Lor and made a beeline to Sakura Asakuri Massage. Though it was on the main road, it wasn't a flashy place, quite plain. Anyway, I entered, chose the #8 package, picked my masseuse and paid up. I was greeted by a young lady with a big smile and led to a room divided into 2 sections. A tiled wet section and dry one. I was instructed to disrobe and lie face down on a massage bed / table covered in plastic.

She wet me down with copious amounts of hot water and lathered me up with soap. Then I was rinsed off and literally salted. She sprinkled liberal amount of salt all over my body and started patting me down. As she was doing this, it brought to mind how I would season / salt a slab of pork belly prior to roasting. Now I know for sure how it feels. After the pat down, she started working me over with a loofah (I believe) and she paid particular attention to my feet. I will admit that my feet are the least groomed part of me and she went to town on them!! After the scrub, I was rinsed off and flipped over and the process began again. While she didn't do a vigourous pat-down on my front, she did loofah me up. She did pay very close attention to the crown jewels. Her soft, feather-light ministrations actually brought it to full attention, to my surprise!(I have to admit, I cannot remember whether she soaped me up first and then salted and scrubbed me or it was the other way around but either way I have NEVER felt cleaner!) After the final rinse, I was transferred to the dry room.

There, I was dried off and asked to lie down on the massage table where I was covered in towels. She exited the room and returned shortly after. Then I felt her piling layers of hot towels on me and then covered it all up with a plastic sheet. She got on the table and started massaging my back and legs. It was a good firm massage then flip and repeat. At this point, I felt sooooooo relaxed and ready to sleep but there was more to come.

Again, with her feather light caresses, she brought my sleepy little friend back to life. She asked if I wanted her to disrobe for 1 K and of course, I agreed. I'll have to say she's good. Very, very good. It didn't take long for her to get her intended results!

After a final rinse and pat down, I was good to go! I paid the young lady and was led out of the establishment. Will I go back? It's a Hell Yeah! From me.

[BeachDrone]

Erotic Tantra Massage Bangkok and Savannah Massage are the same place. Looking at the web sites, Savannah appears to be a non-erotic MP, while Erotic Tantra Massage primarily offers body-to-body massage. Thought I'd check it out. Got their Line ID, and booked with Jenny, an older lady (said 40). I like some of the older ladies. Some really know how to please a man, and seem to be eager to do so to prove they still have what it takes over the younger ladies. Made my way on the BTS to the Udon Suk stop, then a short walk up to Soi 7. The sign only has Savannah Massage. Entered, told them I made the booking, and I was taken upstairs to a room with massage table and a bathtup / shower off to one side. Was told to shower and Jenny would be in shortly.

Jenny came in, and while not quite as cute as her picture, she had a nice casual demeanor. I liked her right away. She showered and then came over for the massage. She is not a spinner, but not at all heavy, with nice, large, natural breasts, unusual for Thai ladies. The massage was not what I'd hoped for. Mainly just a lot of soft-touch running of her hands all over with a good amount of teasing. There are very few really skilled tantra providers. Most do not understand what that even means. Nevertheless, she added a good amount of oil and proceeded with body slides and generally massaging my back with her breasts. She had me flip over and it all continued also with a lot of breasts in my face / mouth. Based on my perception and experience, I was pretty sure this has a HJ-only place. But it was a LT of fun, and I did not mind at all.

As the massage continued, soon her pussy was in my face, I was licking her and she was blowing me. I had her stop, lie on her back, and really ate her out until she pushed my head away saying no more. She rested for a few minutes, we talked and laughed a bit, then she had me lay down, and she hopped on and rode me CG to completion. I absolutely did not expect that. Watching those boobs bouncing around and her gyrating was all I could take. Wow! Very nice time.

I'm off to Chiang Mai tomorrow. No more fun in Bangkok this visit to the Kingdom.

[PublicInterest]

It's a no full sex place, right? You got just HJ or BJ too?

Depends on the girl. But, yes, that's how they advertise. Extra fee applies.

[Francesco24]

Finally made it to Bangkok after a multi-year absence. While all the action is in other areas, I prefer staying in the Sathorn area because I like to chill out during the day and I like the "suburban" atmosphere of the neighborhood. Also, it's got some good restaurants and spas to check out when not indulging in the hobby.

However, when the "hunger" hits, local pickings can be slim. I didn't feel like ordering am outcall so I tired to find local options. I came across an erotic massage center called "Honey Lemon. " I get the feeling that it caters more to a local clientele since anything online is predominantly in Thai and there's very little English language material. I found their line ID and sent them a short message asking if they were OK with farang showing up and what their rates are. 1500 an hour, 2200 for 90 minutes for body to body.

It was a short walk from my hotel so I got there quickly and I was warmly welcomed with an offer to turn on the air conditioning to cool me down. A lineup of six girls was presented to me. I use the word girls because everyone in that lineup must've been between 18 and 20 years old. One of them was still in her pajamas. One was a real looker and flashed me a smile so I decided to opt for the pretty girl with the sunniest disposition. I was asked to please wait a few minutes while she got her things together and in about two minutes she entered the lobby again wearing a miniskirt that showed off her amazing legs. She motioned to me to follow her to one of the rooms. Once in the room we both disrobed and entered the shower where she proceeded to give me a very sensual rub down while lathering me with soap. It did not take long for me to get hard especially since this woman had an amazing body with not a single ounce of fat on her. In fact she had one of the tightest little asses I had seen in a long time. She offered me some mouthwash and took some for herself as well. When we were done washing ourselves she was kind enough to dry me with a towel and motioned to the bed.

It's a no full sex place, right? You got just HJ or BJ too?

[PublicInterest]

Finally made it to Bangkok after a multi-year absence. While all the action is in other areas, I prefer staying in the Sathorn area because I like to chill out during the day and I like the "suburban" atmosphere of the neighborhood. Also, it's got some good restaurants and spas to check out when not indulging in the hobby.

However, when the "hunger" hits, local pickings can be slim. I didn't feel like ordering am outcall so I tired to find local options. I came across an erotic massage center called "Honey Lemon. " I get the feeling that it caters more to a local clientele since anything online is predominantly in Thai and there's very little English language material. I found their line ID and sent them a short message asking if they were OK with farang showing up and what their rates are. 1500 an hour, 2200 for 90 minutes for body to body.

It was a short walk from my hotel so I got there quickly and I was warmly welcomed with an offer to turn on the air conditioning to cool me down. A lineup of six girls was presented to me. I use the word girls because everyone in that lineup must've been between 18 and 20 years old. One of them was still in her pajamas. One was a real looker and flashed me a smile so I decided to opt for the pretty girl with the sunniest disposition. I was asked to please wait a few minutes while she got her things together and in about two minutes she entered the lobby again wearing a miniskirt that showed off her amazing legs. She motioned to me to follow her to one of the rooms. Once in the room we both disrobed and entered the shower where she proceeded to give me a very sensual rub down while lathering me with soap. It did not take long for me to get hard especially since this woman had an amazing body with not a single ounce of fat on her. In fact she had one of the tightest little asses I had seen in a long time. She offered me some mouthwash and took some for herself as well. When we were done washing ourselves she was kind enough to dry me with a towel and motioned to the bed.

What proceeded was a very pleasant back rub, followed by a cat bath where she began by placing soft kisses on my back and then up to my neck and then begin to nibble my ears. She then proceeded to trail the entire length of my body with her tongue And then pushed my legs open or she proceeded to lap at my testicles from behind. The whole time she was doing this she was massaging my ass cheeks and would occasionally grays her nails down the length of my legs. After a few minutes of this she sat up and then asked me to flip over. As I mentioned before she was young so while she was good and sensual, she was a little inexperienced. She would straddle my leg while rubbing her self against my thigh, and meanwhile she was rubbing my cock against your pelvis. She kept pulling my hands up to her small palm size breasts and pulling my fingers towards your nipples. In Washington her hand job was a little jerky and faster than I would've liked but I definitely liked her enthusiasm. She leaned forward and started to give me a little packs on the cheek which quickly turned into full French kisses. She had a gorgeous set of lips which were full and soft. This is when I set up and pushed her down to lay on her back. Sweet nectar, she tasted great. Long, slow and energetic laps at her pussy were met with approval (and an orgasm).

This is when she flipped me onto my back and then she pulled herself up into the 69 position. I had a two day reservoir built up during the travel from the US. When I came to my senses again I noticed that I had exploded quite far and it actually hit the wall beside the mattress. At my age that's quite an accomplishment.

If you're in the neighborhood here's the address:

เ3621;3586;3607;3637;3656;17 Soi Naradhiwas Rajanagarindra 15, Thung Maha Mek, Sathon, Bangkok 10120, Thailand.

Happy days.

[11Bravo]

Damn, that was next on my list. Might have to scratch that and try elsewhere.

I take these for what they are: a single data point of 1 provider. Now I'd probably pick another girl unless the reported girl was compelling. I've been to Doki Doki twice, though 2 years ago (confirming nuru gel not my thing). The first time was OK enough (Yuri) that I went back to try another girl (Happy). The 2nd was not a happy time. But those are 2 individual experiences at 2 individual times. How things there are now can't say.

This year I visited Kokoro massage (another nuru gel place), though there, I'd suggest checking their website and booking the girl you want (same for Doki Doki) due to popularity. It's always a crap shoot, no guarantees. Although I mentioned booking, your best bet is to visit, check the physical lineup, and see who is making eye contact and smiling with you. 2 years ago, Doki Doki had a physical lineup, Kokoro I believe is tablet (I had a booking there). Like I say, no guarantees, and a tradeoff between booking and a live lineup, but if things are going south, as others have mentioned, best to stop ASAP and request another.

[TwilightZoner]

Made an appointment with Helen at DD yesterday 1 PM. Was told that my first choice Aun Aun is on a long vacation and Kiss no longer works there. Chose Helen based on some positive reviews in this thread. I was charged 3,500 bt. I inquired about the booking discount and was told they don't give discounts since September. Helen looks very late 20's or early 30's. She has beautiful hair which unfortunately she tied up throughout the session.

To make the long story short, in the 20+ years of mongering in BK, it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had with soapies even including all the Asian ones in Huai Kwang. She was very mechanical, got rimming for just 5 seconds during the gel, lick balls for a total of 20 seconds, BBBJ was mechanical, FS was unenthusiastic. She not only did not allow kissing but I am not allowed to have face / lip contact with her body. She tolerated my touching and sucking her breasts. I was not allowed to touch her pussy. I had to make myself pop and insist on CIM. I wish I can complain to Boss Nina but she was not there. The two receptionists probably would not pass my complain on to Nina. I still like DD, have had a great time every time I went there..

Damn, that was next on my list. Might have to scratch that and try elsewhere.

[Axel Heyst]

Honestly, when a session starts bad you need to do something about it. Put on a towel, go downstairs, and insist on speaking to the mamasan. Accepting this kind of behavior just means it will continue for other punters as well.

I totally agree! No kissing is usually the 1st sign of trouble. Abort the session before it goes any further and most likely you can get your money back or at least change girls. No BBBJ happens later on, but I will still walk. Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do about passionless, mechanical service except remember where it occurred and take your business somewhere else in the future.

Funman's report should serve as an example of how bad it can get. Thanks for your honest post, Funman. I am surprised to hear it happened in Doki, but I guess post covid this sort of thing is more commonplace than in the past.

[Goatscrot]

Made an appointment with Helen at DD yesterday 1 PM. Was told that my first choice Aun Aun is on a long vacation and Kiss no longer works there. Chose Helen based on some positive reviews in this thread. I was charged 3,500 bt. I inquired about the booking discount and was told they don't give discounts since September. Helen looks very late 20's or early 30's. She has beautiful hair which unfortunately she tied up throughout the session.

To make the long story short, in the 20+ years of mongering in BK, it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had with soapies even including all the Asian ones in Huai Kwang. She was very mechanical, got rimming for just 5 seconds during the gel, lick balls for a total of 20 seconds, BBBJ was mechanical, FS was unenthusiastic. She not only did not allow kissing but I am not allowed to have face / lip contact with her body. She tolerated my touching and sucking her breasts. I was not allowed to touch her pussy. I had to make myself pop and insist on CIM. I wish I can complain to Boss Nina but she was not there. The two receptionists probably would not pass my complain on to Nina. I still like DD, have had a great time every time I went there.

As I was sitting in the lobby after the deed, an Asian came in and asked for a lineup. There were 6 girls (didn't see Helen or Victoria). Don't know who he picked but the tallest girl caught my eye. I asked the receptionist who she is. She is Champagne. She has a large tattoo on her back towards the right side. Does anyone have any ammo on her? Thanks.

Funman13.

Honestly, when a session starts bad you need to do something about it. Put on a towel, go downstairs, and insist on speaking to the mamasan. Accepting this kind of behavior just means it will continue for other punters as well.

[FunMan13]

Made an appointment with Helen at DD yesterday 1 PM. Was told that my first choice Aun Aun is on a long vacation and Kiss no longer works there. Chose Helen based on some positive reviews in this thread. I was charged 3,500 bt. I inquired about the booking discount and was told they don't give discounts since September. Helen looks very late 20's or early 30's. She has beautiful hair which unfortunately she tied up throughout the session.

To make the long story short, in the 20+ years of mongering in BK, it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had with soapies even including all the Asian ones in Huai Kwang. She was very mechanical, got rimming for just 5 seconds during the gel, lick balls for a total of 20 seconds, BBBJ was mechanical, FS was unenthusiastic. She not only did not allow kissing but I am not allowed to have face / lip contact with her body. She tolerated my touching and sucking her breasts. I was not allowed to touch her pussy. I had to make myself pop and insist on CIM. I wish I can complain to Boss Nina but she was not there. The two receptionists probably would not pass my complain on to Nina. I still like DD, have had a great time every time I went there.

As I was sitting in the lobby after the deed, an Asian came in and asked for a lineup. There were 6 girls (didn't see Helen or Victoria). Don't know who he picked but the tallest girl caught my eye. I asked the receptionist who she is. She is Champagne. She has a large tattoo on her back towards the right side. Does anyone have any ammo on her? Thanks.

Funman13.

[AdaeLover]

Thanks! Can you recommend a couple of ladies there? How much would they charge for a HJ?

Anny is the boss and best massage in the shop, but hard to find her free unless you pre-book. Her cousin (no idea what her name is) is also very good. I rarely take any others there (I prebook before going). I often do a 4 hands. Then any of these ladies take another one with her. I do believe 500-800 extra should get you the HJ.

[11Bravo]

If you can go without A+, Addict offers some very good service, and good looks, but I believe they majorly increased the price.

MY problem with Addict is that it seems most girls are silicone enhanced; myself, I MUCH prefer natural. I was lucky to find an excellent natural years ago, but she soon left. I got the feeling she couldn't compete with the enhanced. My last visit, again, a number of years ago, I pulled a silicone spinner, and the B2B was like being massaged by a pair of rocks (literally). Maybe things have changed, and if you don't mind silicone, they do have some attractive ones in a smart kit.

[GrapeMan]

Hi Fellas,

Back to BKK after a long time and realized Snow White massage is gone.

What are the alternative establishments for Oily with PSE including A+.

RIP Snow White.

Tulip is the only one left really. I've found the girls there a bit better right now than some times in the past, but don't expect some 22 year old faux-japanese looking girl, senpai. Expect some milfs, but there will often be 6-10 girls working to choose from, so you'll find one you like. Service is top notch as usual. Some Snow White girls moved to Tulip, but can't remember which ones, Tulip has a fairly new lineup post covid.

Cherry is an alternative although its not really PSE as much as Tulip / Snow White, and they often only have a couple girls working and not every girl offers A+. You have to specifically ask which ones do before selecting a girl. Last times I was by Cherry the girls were looking clearly worse than Tulip and pretty much, I don't see it as a better option than just going to Tulip. I'm not sure Cherry even knows what their hook is anymore post covid.

Bamboo still offers A+ for an upcharge, PSE is not entirely on the table, but like Cherry, sometimes it falls on the edge of PSE / non-PSE depending on the girl.

Old Eden Club on Soi 7/1, now called Red Fern (same location) offers the same service as Eden did, but when I went there were only 2 girls working (you get 2 at a time) and both were a hard no-go on looks.

If you can go without A+, Addict offers some very good service, and good looks, but I believe they majorly increased the price.