Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Pranked]

(re-edited).
As my last experience in this trip tried Kokoro...

Love the idea of a stocking footjob, is this a common service here?

[Paolo99]

Anyone else can't deal anymore with the very mediocre service from nuru and Asian customer oriented massage parlors? I mean stuff like Aries, Momo, Relax room, Boss etc.

Boss is a service oriented MP, they are more focus on service than on looks in that place. And I had a great time there, both times I've been there a few months ago.

It's almost always the same experience, a lot of stalling, some routine and vain small talk, shower feels like I'm at the doctor or something, massage is rushed and doesn't feel good. Then she asks me to turn and disappointed I'm not hard already, say coldly "I'm going to give you a handjob" which is mediocre at best and often painful, sometimes a short BJ then goes on her back and wait for it.

You've got to take the lead, don't let them start their routine. First thing to do is tell them you don't want the massage. They will then tell you "what do you want then?" most of the time with a cute smile, and you start from there.

I'm young and have no dick issue, but I just can't get hard enough to fuck in those situations (except if very horny that day and the girl is a 10/10 to me) and the girl acts surprised and like it's just my fault.

Most of us are taking a bit of vitamin V before going in these places (I take my own condoms and my own lube too, to maximize the chance of getting a good experience).

And just don't listen whatever they say, they see many kind of guys going there. It seems that most of the time, guys are already horny just standing next to a nude girl.

I suggest that you act surprised too, and tell her that she's got to do something in order to make you hard (and point to her mouth when you say that).

[Chadaa]

Anyone else can't deal anymore with the very mediocre service from nuru and Asian customer oriented massage parlors? I mean stuff like Aries, Momo, Relax room, Boss etc.

Yes I've had some good and very good experiences, especially if I'm horny enough that having a cutie to play with is enough to spend a good time. But now that I got crazy and unforgettable punts in places like Cherry, Tulip, or even good BJ places or Analisa, more than half the time I'm leaving disappointed and just asked for a HJ because couldn't get in the mood to fuck a girl that didn't even try a bit to pretend to be into it.

It's almost always the same experience, a lot of stalling, some routine and vain small talk, shower feels like I'm at the doctor or something, massage is rushed and doesn't feel good. Then she asks me to turn and disappointed I'm not hard already, say coldly "I'm going to give you a handjob" which is mediocre at best and often painful, sometimes a short BJ then goes on her back and wait for it.

I'm young and have no dick issue, but I just can't get hard enough to fuck in those situations (except if very horny that day and the girl is a 10/10 to me) and the girl acts surprised and like it's just my fault.

Do East Asians really enjoy this service or they also complain? I heard it's even worse with most freelancers so I don't understand how people get in the mood to fuck, I almost feel like I'm going to rape them sometimes which blocks me even more and I feel guilty to even ask for a HJ instead.

[Deleted by Admin] clean, respectful and reasonably attractive so I don't think I give them a reason to act like this.

Tomorrow is my last day in Bangkok until a few months, and even if I really fucking love petite thai girls, instead of risking it with a 10/10 cutie I'm going to get a prostate massage from a MILF or something so I'm 100% sure to spend a good time.

[GatorAk]

Decided to try Soi 24 and ended up at the Addict. Chose Abigale, a sweet girl with a beautiful smile, who provided good service. Paid 2500 for the VIP+ massage and left a 500-tip. She does this part-time, as she has a regular job at a county hospital. I was just getting over the flu, and with her background, she translated how I should take care of myself while recovering. I had a good time with her but tried to see her again as an outcall, only to find out she was on vacation for the new year.

[DicPussy]

(re-edited).

As my last experience in this trip tried Kokoro. Booked Mona for evening. Took AV massage with stocking as add on (2900+300).

Mona led me to the room and we both stripped. She made me to sit on a split table and played song in her mobile.

Started cleansing my body using soap all over and around my tool and within my crack beneath the split table. Teased me with soap foam on her by touch of her implanted breasts and rubbing her ass cheeks on my Johnny. Gave a foot job and ran her toes around my hole. Post soapy we moved to bed.

She wore the slutty maid dress and stocking. Began massaging my thighs and started treating my tool with a BBBJ. Another foot job with her stocking foot. I asked her to rim me which she agreed and played with her tongue, while I watched her bury herself. Jhonny was ready, she put cap and came on top of me. I tore that stocking to enter her for WoT. After this it was action in Mish / doggy tearing some more of her stockings. I climaxed and cuddled her. Tipped her 100 TBH as I left.

I wanted to try Michelle but booking lady mentioned some reason for her unavailability which I was not clear during phone call.

Thanks.

DP.

[Sonic Bam]

It's the last day of my trip so decided to have a final blowout. After some confusion on Line between Aurora33 and Aurora24 I booked Apple and Nano in Aurora24 for two hours. Apple looks cute on the webpage (despite wearing a mask) and advertised with a 35 C bust and only does 4 hand massage with her friend Nano. Nano is not pictured. We all live in hope that the duo that works together will "work" together but more on that in a minute. In person Apple is cute but not 100% sure on the accuracy of the web page photo. Nano isn't a stunner but, again, is cute and a spinner.

The room is okay. Jacuzzi and large bed. Both ladies strip off and there's the disappointment. Apple might have (or had) 35Cs but a baby has half drained them. She also has a C-section scar. Lovely face but disappointing body. Nano is a spinner with small breasts and a tight body.

System was shower, on to bed for first pop from Apple, BBBJ and several positions while Nano does catbath. I tried to get a dual BJ, one each side, but Apple disappears and comes back with a packet of wet wipes. Nano cleans me up with the wet wipes and the goes into BBBJ on her own. Apple gets a wet wipe and cleans me down where Nano had been doing catbath. No chance of girl / girl action if they don't even like each other's saliva. Anyway, after first pop it was a light massage from both of them while the jacuzzi filled, soapy play in the jacuzzi and back on to the bed for second pop with Nano. While Apple was obviously the #1, Nano was actually the better BJ and FS.

Overall, would I repeat? I might with Nano but not Apple. While the expected outcome was delivered performance wise, I was still a bit let down with the experience and the price point but hey, I fly home tomorrow.

One thing to note, on arriving and leaving there was A LOT of very good looking and young ladies, 15 maybe, outside of Butterfly next door. Very good looking.

[Goatscrot]

How Covid ruined things. Looks like Bangkok is a far cry from the days when visiting SW / Cherry etc. Was almost obligatory and mind blowing sessions practically guranteed.

Looks like creme de la creme of Thai talent is for export only now a days.

But oh my, what an amazing time we locals had here during covid. Online scene was unreal with working gals returning to Thailand from all over and no punters. I miss it. Between waves when the country was still shut was incredible.

[Omigawd]

But I didn't get the standard SW nasty experience. Not sure if any of the massage parlour has it these days other than Tulip.

Cheers.

Smile looked much prettier than the photos.

How Covid ruined things. Looks like Bangkok is a far cry from the days when visiting SW / Cherry etc. Was almost obligatory and mind blowing sessions practically guranteed.

Looks like creme de la creme of Thai talent is for export only now a days.

[JasonBen84]

Day 2 - SW Candy. Did aimed for Patty / Jenny. Not available. Cindy was youngest and cute face of the 7-8 girls in the pool. Skinny, Short, fair, big boobs, looks natural to me (cheers to the doc if it's not). With Braces. Quite new girl to bkk as per her. Decent English to hold a convo. No baby damage.

Enthusiastic BBJ, CIM. Both holes available, tries to go anal, but super tight on both pussy and anal.

One downside, reluctant with DFK, DATY and fingering. Came quite easier with few minutes of DATY.

Otherwise a decent one if you are after all holes, younger and skinnier.

But I didn't get the standard SW nasty experience. Not sure if any of the massage parlour has it these days other than Tulip.

Cheers.

Smile looked much prettier than the photos.

[JasonBen84]

Hey folks,

I've done RTFF, for Bamboo massage I see a great report about Ranya but nothing else for others. Trying my luck here, have any of you gents tried other A+ girls in Bamboo massage. Like Pinky, Lisa, Sara and Ja? Thanks!

[Totos]

Hello,

I will be soon in Bangkok for few days only.

I will not be alone so limited actions.

I read the forum and I am planning to visit Black Caviar (or Maria, which are similar per what I understood).

I tried to check their website, Instagram (.) but I get very little information.

I am targeting nice looking girls and good service typically for 1 hour as I can't stay there too long.

Can you tell me how it works?

I read about rooms with food and drinks. But it is not what I looking for.

I would like to pick up a girl (line up or on the web but where?) and book 1 hour with her.

What budget should I consider?

And what are their opening hours? Is it fine if I go there around 6 pm?

I am open to others suggestions.

Many thanks.

[Forty Drinks]

I was in Bangkok 3 days after staying 3 days in Pattaya. I am mostly in soapy massage.

Before coming to Thailand, I had followed the thread and other forum as well. And made list of soapy massage where I would visit. (added line of Aya, Aries, bkk vice, momo, butterfly, Nancy, Daisy dreams to know what kind of ladies I would get).

I had been in Bangkok last time 10 years back, so excited to know how the things would be after 10 years.

Bkk vice. First visit I made directly to bkk vice. Theie ladies always attractive in pics. I had difficulty finding the exact location as they don't have any board outside. But manager directed me in line. I had chosen DADA. She was tall, slim, natural. Very good experience. 2 times pop (1 CIM) ,90 min heavenly experience. Loved it. Cost 3500 thb. Their price seems fixed.

Aya. Didn't like the line up.

Aries. Didn't like..

Attractive ladies are few and far between.

It's just how it is Nowadays.

[Goatscrot]

Easy? Sure, as long as you have lots of time. But what if you're on a 7-hour stopover?

Discrete? Don't you have to provide your passport info to get a local SIM card?

Don't need a local SIM card to use LINE. 7 hours? Not really enough time to do much of anything. What don't you stay at least a night?

[PayForIt]

I was in Bangkok 3 days after staying 3 days in Pattaya. I am mostly in soapy massage.

Before coming to Thailand, I had followed the thread and other forum as well. And made list of soapy massage where I would visit. (added line of Aya, Aries, bkk vice, momo, butterfly, Nancy, Daisy dreams to know what kind of ladies I would get).

I had been in Bangkok last time 10 years back, so excited to know how the things would be after 10 years.

Bkk vice. First visit I made directly to bkk vice. Theie ladies always attractive in pics. I had difficulty finding the exact location as they don't have any board outside. But manager directed me in line. I had chosen DADA. She was tall, slim, natural. Very good experience. 2 times pop (1 CIM) ,90 min heavenly experience. Loved it. Cost 3500 thb. Their price seems fixed.

Aya. Didn't like the line up.

Aries. Didn't like.

Butterfly. Google shows wrong location, they are in Sukhumvit 24 actually. Anyway I reached but late in night. Few options but liked one. Slim girl. (don't remember the name). But she told she is 22 why. 2 long session made both tired. Good experience in 2600 + 500 thb.

La belle. This place I went 10 years back. And loved the overall experience. But when I visited this time, I was very disappointed. It has lost the charm. Hardly 4-5 ladies and they are not attractive.

No customer. I was not feeling comfortable and left in 5 min.

Bamboo. Normal massage joint. But didn't like the line up.

Annie's. I visited location which is in BJ nuru street. Totally disappointed. I remember I visited Annie's (other locations though) but it was memorable experience 10 years back.

BJ nuru. Didn't like at all. This place also seems lost charm. I went this place 10 years back multiple times.

I didn't have much time, so again visited bkk vice.

Bkk vice. This time I chosen Lisa. Si boobs. What a girl. I think we both enjoyed the time together. I just loved her. Nice, satisfied.

Somehow I felt, that Bangkok doesn't have good soapy massage (with my experience so far.) I wanted to visit places where I would see big fish bowl and lot of attractive ladies. But didn't experience. Might be I visited wrong places this time.

Thanks.

Very helpful report thanks. Where is BKKVice? Separately, as your experiences are mainly negative I am wondering where next to head in BKK for a really good soapy experience. In Pattaya I think Honey 1, 2 and 3 are all very good. There must be equivalents or better in BKK. What do senior members of this forum think? In October had a great nuru a stocking spa off Suk near to Phrom P station. Good options. Girls in tights not stockings. But only about 5 or 6 to select from. What are the current top 3 soapy locations in BKK?

[Globalnomad5]

This graying grizzled old vet of almost a quarter century in BKK absolutely loves the online scene. It's easy and discreet and available from morning till night. Took me awhile to embrace it, but now I'm a big fan.

Easy? Sure, as long as you have lots of time. But what if you're on a 7-hour stopover?

Discrete? Don't you have to provide your passport info to get a local SIM card?