Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[JonzBoy]

Has anyone tried the kinky massage at Analisa? Please help! Can't decide if its worth it and if its good!

Thanks

Tried this place two weeks ago. 2 K for two hours all inclusive for the prostate style massage. Girl was a sweet looking 30 ish, but that was the high point. Totally disinterested attitude, robotic massage and HJ. Declined the gloved finger inside. Refused me access inside clothing. All finished inside 90 minutes. Will never return here again.

[Member #4263]

Out of curiosity to find out the real reason behind the surcharge, I asked a mamasan at one of the more popular, classy MPs (farang surcharge of THB1,000) concerning this. Here's the explanation I got:

1. Farang surcharge applies only to Farangs (Westerners) and Indians.

2. Syzygies's theory on bigger dicks and increased risk of injury is the number 1 reason.

3. The above categories of customers tend to be rough with the girls as compared to S.E.Asian / East Asian (based on general feedback from the girls).

4. Girls here get the full surcharge amount (MP takes none).

I'm guessing on a case-to-case basis, if a farang repeats a girl, and the girl knows him to be non-violent or rough, and does not carry a canon between his legs, the surcharge could be waived (decision would be on the girl, since this surcharge goes into her pocket eventually).

Makes sense. I can accept that. As much as I believe I'm not too rough by Western standards, it may be perceived differently by Asians.

[ThugDada]

Yesterday went to A touch of class massage near emporium.

Choose a girl name Ann (But not Anne on the website http://www.atouchofclassbangkok.com) , she have irregular teeth, but the look & body is my type.

Take a 2300 bth package. Bring me upstairs then.

DFK shower DFK CBJ doggystyle mission unload shower massage DFK CBJ cowgirl doggy mission unload, 2 shot.

I have a good session with her, love her GFE.

Got her Line ID but when I try to search, system said unknown. I think she typed the wrong ID.

If anyone tried her please let ask her Line ID. And let me know, she a gem.

[TeleBiker]

Ploy is relatively young (22 she says) , but she can perform well on her own. PSE all the way, takes vigorous anal just fine and still remains so sweet. As for experience, she's probably been in the business for 2+ (not all at Cherry) , and it does not exactly take 10 years to gain expertise in her line of work, especially when dealing with 1-4 guys per day, every day (I reckon she is quite popular). That's 30-100 dicks per month, more or less, so learning is fast, especially in a soapy like Cherry where customers and staff expect a lot more than your usual starfish sex.

She was born in 1984, so she is not as young as you may think (or being told). Also I believe another member mentioned she was booking 6 or 7 a day at Cherry, plus BGE on top.

[Paul Kausch]

And of course you believed her? LOL!

Is that what I wrote?

[Traveler1234]

Goldie has told me she did not like to hire former MP girls.

And of course you believed her? LOL!

[First Lover]

Does anyone know what happened to Yuki of Snow White?

She is still on their web site but she has not gone to the shop for about a month and the lady boy and ladies working there don't give info. Has she changed shop? I had very good sessions with her.

If you pay the money so you get PM, I can give you her email and you can ask her yourself.

[Syzygies]

Out of curiosity to find out the real reason behind the surcharge, I asked a mamasan at one of the more popular, classy MPs (farang surcharge of THB1,000) concerning this. Here's the explanation I got:

1. Farang surcharge applies only to Farangs (Westerners) and Indians.

2. Syzygies's theory on bigger dicks and increased risk of injury is the number 1 reason.

3. The above categories of customers tend to be rough with the girls as compared to S.E.Asian / East Asian (based on general feedback from the girls).

4. Girls here get the full surcharge amount (MP takes none).

I'm guessing on a case-to-case basis, if a farang repeats a girl, and the girl knows him to be non-violent or rough, and does not carry a canon between his legs, the surcharge could be waived (decision would be on the girl, since this surcharge goes into her pocket eventually).

As long as you realise you cannot really find the truth. Only a story they want to tell you. Ask the girl as well as the mamas an and see it story is totally consistent, just as a start.

Nope, the Farang surcharge is not waived. I have not met any girl who wanted to return it after going upstairs. It does not depend on your dick size or roughness or whether you are regular. Girls do not get the full Farang surcharge at all venues. Much as that may seem not fair. Are Farangs rougher? I think it may more-so be a combination of power and dick length.

At Thonglor 2, I once had a girl ride me cowgirl very powerfully. She started to bleed, but really it was not my fault as I was just lying there while she impaled herself viciously. I am actually a very slow gentle fucker.

[OldPhart]

Has anyone tried the kinky massage at Analisa? Please help! Can't decide if its worth it and if its good!

Thanks

I have been to Analisa once, though it had just recently opened and I don't recall that kinky massage was even on the menu.

I recall a "no intercourse" policy (similar to Akane? Their "face sitting" option is probably as close as they come. I don't even know if a BJ is on the menu, though full nudity was (at a price).

I'm going to guess that their kinky massage will be good though perhaps not good value for money. I can't imagine the kinky massage offering anything that Eden doesn't, and Eden comes with six holes. On the other hand, you pay for only one girl.

When I used to visit Eden, I never thought to ask the mamasan / papasan for a self-starting duo that worked well together to take the initiative.

Since Analisa encourages pre-booking for kinky massage, perhaps you should just email / phone them about a "first kinky massage" where you can try a little of everything. (I would want to clarify the fisting and ass worship options beforehand, and learn more about orgasm control).

Also, the place is named Analisa. You may not make noise when you fart after a visit.

I notice that Analisa seems to specialize in short women with large breasts. I have no idea if this is a coincidence or by design.

You probably want to be aware of that when you choose your torments.

(Off topic, I can think of one girl at Akane who is not from Khon Kaen. Does anybody have any idea why this is?

Anyway, please part with a few thousand baht and write a report dripping lubricant. I imagine a lot of people are kinky curious.

[Ixgzca]

She worked at Cherry while at BGE, and then at Bamboo while at BGE. Spinners that provide A-Level, PSE and GFE seem to be in demand. She made "star status" in all 3 venues.

I am very pleased she has retired, for my own reasons.

So I guess you booked her through BKK Gold before?

[Bangala]

Does anyone know what happened to Yuki of Snow White?

She is still on their web site but she has not gone to the shop for about a month and the lady boy and ladies working there don't give info. Has she changed shop? I had very good sessions with her.

[TeleBiker]

Is that what she knew you wanted to hear?

Also, from his sequence of events, it sounds like she worked at massage parlors after BGE.

She worked at Cherry while at BGE, and then at Bamboo while at BGE. Spinners that provide A-Level, PSE and GFE seem to be in demand. She made "star status" in all 3 venues.

I am very pleased she has retired, for my own reasons.

[Pita123]

Thank you for correcting me. I'm surprised. Goldie has told me she did not like to hire former MP girls.

Is that what she knew you wanted to hear?

Also, from his sequence of events, it sounds like she worked at massage parlors after BGE.

[TeleBiker]

Thank you for correcting me. I'm surprised. Goldie has told me she did not like to hire former MP girls.

Goldie, as well as other agencies and MP have multiple girls using one photo and name, as you know.

[Paul Kausch]

Sorry but you are wrong. It is the same girl that worked at BGE and Cherry, and subsequently Bamboo after leaving Cherry the first week of December 2013.

She has retired from all three for the reasons you have sighted.

Thank you for correcting me. I'm surprised. Goldie has told me she did not like to hire former MP girls.