Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

102 good quality? Sorry all dark skinned gals, many of whom I think are overweight. Not my style in the least. I walk into most oilies these days are walk right back out. Late 20's up with mommy bodies is not my idea of "good stuff. " When you compare to what was available at the PSE shops 10 years ago, the quality now is appalling. One of the reasons is many of the same gals are still working there. I don't know about you, but when I finish I don't want to look down and think ugh or meh, I want to look down and think wow.

[Syzygies]

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

Most of us are agreeing with those guys, so maybe they are far from crazy. I even struggled to get a good girl (without bad surgeries) at 102. I did book in once or twice at 102, but as you say, the service sucks. I find doable girls in MPs on occasions, but often leave empty handed from a shop. My last Dream heaven, Snow White experiences were okay And Doki Doki even repeated Nadia.

"plenty of good stuff" at the PSE places, tends to suggest you are not fussy at all, where some of us definitely are. I admit to being crazy a bit, much preferring girls to have cute little natural slightly upturned noses, without high ridge raising. Even my previous GF did not quite pass. Convex over firm silicone coconuts don't really do much for me either, I just tolerate them when necessary. Fortunately I got adapted to tats (as they don't affect shape), smokers, and tongue piercing. So few hookers don't smoke and have no tats.

I don't really know why but girls with rolls of blubber or fat thighs, or overly puffed up faces, just don't turn me on. Maybe this is not quite classifiable as crazy, just the way the brain is programmed.

The main point is that some of us like to get young and pretty girls, purely because its possible, and definitely I cum much easier looking at a hot girl I am doing. The visuals are a very important part of the experience. If she is very ordinary looking, I would not waste my money. If free, just maybe.

I am still very happy with the Mrs who is a hot girl at 40, but lacks the skills of a Tulip girl. Mongering declines for me.

[Almond812]

Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

Ain't that the truth. They've got some stunners but, man, what a waste of time and money performance wise.

[GrapeMan]

Thanks for jogging my memory in a funny way. Yes, you are right, I am afraid. I forgot how difficult it is now a days to find even a half decent looking hooker in massage shops.

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

[Margaya]

I was recently having trouble finding one non-hideous looking girl at Cherry, Snow White or Tulip, let alone two. Normally, the price is simply double for two girls, they don't offer pre-packaged 2-girl deals, though if you're good at negotiating a discount might be possible.

Thanks for jogging my memory in a funny way. Yes, you are right, I am afraid. I forgot how difficult it is now a days to find even a half decent looking hooker in massage shops.

[Goatscrot]

I was recently having trouble finding one non-hideous looking girl at Cherry, Snow White or Tulip, let alone two. Normally, the price is simply double for two girls, they don't offer pre-packaged 2-girl deals, though if you're good at negotiating a discount might be possible.

It is a real challenge these days. Most of them could scare a dog off a meat wagon.

[Whoreman]

I was recently having trouble finding one non-hideous looking girl at Cherry, Snow White or Tulip, let alone two.

Did you end up finding one?

[Crocodilexp]

I am hoping number of punters must be down at Cherry, Snow White etc. As many Chinese and Japanese are Kelley staying away. So has anyone come across any good deals for threesomes. MFF?

I was recently having trouble finding one non-hideous looking girl at Cherry, Snow White or Tulip, let alone two. Normally, the price is simply double for two girls, they don't offer pre-packaged 2-girl deals, though if you're good at negotiating a discount might be possible.

[Franciscass]

Hey,

Does anyone know what happened to Kyoko at Doki Doki? Was going to visit her this week, but saw Twitter lineup didn't feature her for many months now. Management wouldn't answer my emails. Did she move to another shop or stopped working all together?

Such a shame cause she was one of my favorites.

When they leave they leave no clues. Same same with Kiss.

[Franciscass]

Normally there are maids or other attendants on the floor. Walk out into the room he hall in a towel and hail one.

Seems the issue with the poster was not getting the full 90 minutes of her time, not her service as such other than he was disappointed that she was not as friendly in the room as she appeared in the bowl.

Most likely if management were called they would simply tell her to complete the 90 minutes with a massage, unlikely they would replace her.

Possible I guess if he strongly insisted but what would the point be.

I would certainly talk to management on the way out, register my dissatisfaction tell them what happened was unacceptable and ask for a partial refund but sometimes you just have to chalk up a bad trip to experience and move on.

[Goatscrot]

But how do you call a papasan to the room? Are you relying on the girl to go and get one for you?

Normally there are maids or other attendants on the floor. Walk out into the room he hall in a towel and hail one.

[Whoreman]

When that happens you call a papasan to the room. Don't get dressed and go downstairs to complain. Just put on a towel and get the papasan to the room, tell him what happened, and he'll offer you another gal. The girl you picked will get an earful as well. And she deserves it. She knows exactly what she is doing and that you will probably let her get away with it. She's sized you up immediately. Believe me, she wouldn't pull that nonsense on a Thai guy. Don't let them get away with it.

But how do you call a papasan to the room? Are you relying on the girl to go and get one for you?

[Member #4698]

Ask to talk to the girl so you can determine what she will and won't do, and for how long. I did so at Sabai Room in Pattaya. Girl came to the table where I was sitting. I asked if she kissed. She said no. I said thank you and walked out, undoubtedly to her and the papasan's surprise. If they won't let you talk to the girl, leave, as it's probably going to be a mediocre session at best.

This is good advice. It will cut down on mediocre experiences.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Very often indeed, it is a little disappointment in the room, or extra made up rules. How to avoid? I don't know as in the end you choose in relatively short time without interacting with them. I guess just trying a lot.

Ask to talk to the girl so you can determine what she will and won't do, and for how long. I haven't been in Bangkok soapies for a while since the girls' services declined but I have seen girls talking to customers at Sabai Dee in Pattaya. I did so at Sabai Room in Pattaya. Girl came to the table where I was sitting. I asked if she kissed. She said no. I said thank you and walked out, undoubtedly to her and the papasan's surprise. If they won't let you talk to the girl, leave, as it's probably going to be a mediocre session at best.

[Goatscrot]

I don't remember the prices exactly, but yeah they give you a paper with prices when you get in. There are around 6 categories, between 4000 and 10000 (not exactly but around those prices).

The one I chose was 4900, but definitely was a wrong option. She smiled to me a lot in the fishbowl but once upstairs, she was not experienced at all and wanted to finish ASAP.

I guess is luck factor. Sometimes you choose the good one or have chemistry with her, then you feel like you very happy. But sometimes it's not.

When that happens you call a papasan to the room. Don't get dressed and go downstairs to complain. Just put on a towel and get the papasan to the room, tell him what happened, and he'll offer you another gal. The girl you picked will get an earful as well. And she deserves it. She knows exactly what she is doing and that you will probably let her get away with it. She's sized you up immediately. Believe me, she wouldn't pull that nonsense on a Thai guy. Don't let them get away with it.