Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[AssLover945]

Has someone hacked into your account Asslover? Anyhoo, I can't disagree, not nice seeing the brown stuff on the condom afterwards.

55555 NO I am very much in possession of my Account.

The profile name I chose definitely means what it says.

I love a nice shapely ass, and that should not translate to Anal.

- AL.

[Christian G]

but I think the term A+ originated on the PSE massage websites

You are right. Mango, Cherry, Bamboo have the term A+ on their websites.

[Blueskybird]

Yesterday mango, picked Sara the huge boobs girl, god her boobs were so big and firm can't guess fake or real but god those are so so good, but the service was below average, she wasted most of the time by giving massage and never showed any commitment, only covered BJ, just fell for her boobs, nothing else special to tell about mango exp, may be I should have visited addict, more girls and better service.

[Mr Benn]

I love a nice round shapely ass and appreciate a jiggling one while doing doggy, but that is it, I don't dig into the shithole for no reason.

At her instigation, I once popped the anal cherry of a random new girl at Candy Massage. I took good care not to inflict any pain but her face expressed the wide-eyed surprise of a girl invited into Dr Who's Tardis for the first time. Ironically, her ass was also larger on the inside than it appeared from the outside.

[Crocodilexp]

Was the abbrev A+ invented on this forum or where does it originate? Trivia question.

Don't quote me on this, but I think the term A+ originated on the PSE massage websites, where they wanted to indicate which girls did anal, but wanted to maintain plausible deniability and not use any sexual terms or existing slang (like backdoor).

[Mr Benn]

I will be in Bangkok coming Wednesday 13th of November 2019 until the 18th. I would love to get some info on where / in which shop I have the best chance to find a real "medium Kinky massage".

I am into Prostate massage and Strap-on combined with a nice face-sitting session. The last days I send some messages to some shops who claim it is available although they not really specify. Some shops do not answer at all. Some (Bitstyle Massage f. E.) claim, although it is mentioned on their website, they not do it and some say the ladies that do it are not the ones pictured on the website.

So I ask here and hope to get a few names of shops with these kind of possibilities. I think at Analisa at asok it is possible (although they did not answer my line-message) as well as at their two sister-shops and Exotic Massage sounds promising too.

Thanks for your help.

You helpfully answer your own question in paragraph 3. I'm now waiting with baited breath for another first-time poster to recommend your own shop to you.

You buy adverts on almost every other mongering website so why don't you just pull the dildo out of your arse and buy an advert here?

[Mr Benn]

My previous two sessions at Mango were pretty average so I decided to give the place one last chance. I wish I hadn't.

For some reason I assumed May was baby-free, probably because the photos on the website make her look that way and I recall reading on this forum that she is. Were the photos taken before she went off and had a baby? In reality she has a nasty, flabby, wrinkly old gut.

Service was poor. She kept saying 'smile' until I told her to stop. She has an obvious case of OCD which causes her to obsessively pull tissues out of the box every few seconds to wipe up things that aren't even there. By the end of the session there was a massive ball of tissue on the bed. She did other things that put me off my stride like making a fuss about my lube. Fair enough that she wants to ask what it is but not right before I'm about to put my dick in her pussy. She had plenty of time to ask before that. Her pussy is too loose as well.

So no more Mango for me. I've given the place a fair chance but all I've found there is average to below average looking women with average to poor service standards.

I have to agree that, when you are feeling down, some ditzy girl telling you to "smile" is probably the last thing that you need. May is said to be a bit of a Pollyanna. Apparently, she even sings to her customers in the shower.

Of course, no one wants to hear that "things will not be so bad". This totally misses the point. A more successful approach to overcoming depression is to develop a personal philosophy that enables you to attribute meaning and purpose to life's suffering and set-backs. This comes quite naturally to our happy-go-lucky Thai companions who have Buddhism baked-in but, for the secular westerner, the resilience-building philosophy of Stoicism might prove to be more helpful. That and Prozac.

This week, you had sex with three pretty and personable Mango girls (Apple, Vanda and May). I agree that May is the weakest of the three but you made your Mango hat-trick sound about as pleasant as root-canal work. Good prostitutes can make you feel glad to be alive but only if your head is already in the right place. This will not be the advice that you want but it might be the advice that you need.

[Turgid]

.......... So for me Anal sex does not even come to mind...........

Has someone hacked into your account Asslover? Anyhoo, I can't disagree, not nice seeing the brown stuff on the condom afterwards.

[Whoreman]

My previous two sessions at Mango were pretty average so I decided to give the place one last chance. I wish I hadn't.

For some reason I assumed May was baby-free, probably because the photos on the website make her look that way and I recall reading on this forum that she is. Were the photos taken before she went off and had a baby? In reality she has a nasty, flabby, wrinkly old gut.

Service was poor. She kept saying 'smile' until I told her to stop. She has an obvious case of OCD which causes her to obsessively pull tissues out of the box every few seconds to wipe up things that aren't even there. By the end of the session there was a massive ball of tissue on the bed. She did other things that put me off my stride like making a fuss about my lube. Fair enough that she wants to ask what it is but not right before I'm about to put my dick in her pussy. She had plenty of time to ask before that. Her pussy is too loose as well.

So no more Mango for me. I've given the place a fair chance but all I've found there is average to below average looking women with average to poor service standards.

[NuckyThompson7]

I will be in Bangkok coming Wednesday 13th of November 2019 until the 18th. I would love to get some info on where / in which shop I have the best chance to find a real "medium Kinky massage".

I am into Prostate massage and Strap-on combined with a nice face-sitting session. The last days I send some messages to some shops who claim it is available although they not really specify. Some shops do not answer at all. Some (Bitstyle Massage f. E.) claim, although it is mentioned on their website, they not do it and some say the ladies that do it are not the ones pictured on the website.

So I ask here and hope to get a few names of shops with these kind of possibilities. I think at Analisa at asok it is possible (although they did not answer my line-message) as well as at their two sister-shops and Exotic Massage sounds promising too.

Thanks for your help.

[Syzygies]

"Anny" is also pictured as Oil. She's been around for quite awhile. Started at Bongkot, then onto Sky after Bongkot closed. She's in her mid-30's, is a heavy smoker (can smeel it on her breath), and is A+. And yes there is noticeable baby damage. She is an enthusiastic performer.

Yes could be as much as 35. Possibly not a heavy smoker any more. Her breathe was quite okay for me.

[Goatscrot]

She showed me her tummy and the baby damage was noticeable to me. Every guy notices different things I suppose. As for her pussy feeling good so no thoughts about A+, that's like saying with the main course so good no thoughts about dessert. If the appetizer and mains were good, you're missing out if you don't at least try dessert, especially if you've already paid for the 3 course meal. Anyway, she told me she's A+.

"Anny" is also pictured as Oil. She's been around for quite awhile. Started at Bongkot, then onto Sky after Bongkot closed. She's in her mid-30's, is a heavy smoker (can smeel it on her breath), and is A+. And yes there is noticeable baby damage. She is an enthusiastic performer.

[AssLover945]

In Thailand for a Thai meal, there is no dessert. Ha ha. Westerners looking after their health might realise that sugary dessert is not a good thing too. There is no Thai word for dessert really. Only "khong waan" meaning eating sweet stuff (which can happen at any time - not at meal times). If I go to my favourite Spanish Tapas restaurant, I never take dessert. The savory dishes are that good.

I have not had "dessert" (ass fucked) for well over a year (maybe 2), and did not miss it at all. I failed to be influenced by all the ass fucking in porn movies, nor by girls sucking on dicks as soon as they come out of the shithole. Gross!

Ha ha. Silly analogy, for me. I don't understand why guys need to fuck an asshole unless "girl" has no pussy or its not a nice pussy. Every hole must be fucked? Its a bit like I don't
need to try every girl in an MP. I can make do with just one girl if I like her enough. In any case I take the best ones. Not every one.

Getting BJ is slightly different in that it can start with a soft dick (on occasions) although nice kissing can make me hard already. I generally don't CIM either unless cumming is particularly difficult because pussy does not feel good enough, or cum is just not coming. If guys need an asshole to cum, fine, however that is not me. I always think a good pussy is so much better for both look and feel. An asshole does not really grip the dick along its full length. Only at the sphincter. So that is not very good for me. A pussy can be so much better. If a BJ is poor, I can just skip it, and move on.

Not wise to develop a dependency on ass fucking unless into LBs. It restricts the available girls far too much for starters. Some of us will never understand why its so important.
Personally I would prefer to fuck two or more girls with nice pussies in same session than do one girl all holes. That is just me.

I don't also understand why one would need to look at the belly so closely to see how much damage can be detected. No interest at all for me. Every girl with a baby is bound to have some marks. However if they are quite minor I would not notice them. Without glasses on, my short range eyesight is not really sharp. If a girl has horrible railroad tracks, sure I will notice, but minor marks are not going to bother, same as mosquito bites, minor acne, etc. hell these days we have to put up with lots of tats and sometimes piercings too.

I have said many times that all my regular girls have had babies and its no issue for me. They mostly have low amount of marks on them. I don't care. Mothers are generally far less dick scared in my experience. I don't need teenagers that are going to sieze up with petrified stiff legs when they see my so called "Anaconda" (maybe just above average in truth).

A nose job however stands out like a beacon in 90% of cases, because the shape is strange. A tit job also stands out like a beacon. If a guy says he can't tell if the girl's tits are real, I have to think he is lying or just did not touch them.

Some guys are also obsessed by the girl's age. This is not a factor for me. Anny is not going to be so young, but why should I care if she is still in 20s or not? Certainly not an old hag. Her pussy is just fine for me. I already indicated the weaknesses that are mattering for me.

Passing Addict today, I can see why I hate the look of their girls, generally. In the sunshine, one could see their amazingly exaggerated makeup, they are putting on. All shiny and strange coloured and so fake looking. Sorry despite excessive makeup, a plain girl remains quite plain or worse for me.

Totally agree with you on the Anal obsession that some guys have.

Sex IMHO should be a pleasurable thing for both partners. The ladies who maybe having a hard time enjoying a session because of overdose of sex everyday and go on there for years just for the money, so there will be arguments that these ladies do not enjoy sex, but then I have had many cases where working girls have really enjoyed their session with me and have tried to cum (mostly while being on top and controlling their movement. Which I have encouraged). So for me Anal sex does not even come to mind. I don't get influenced by porn.

[AssLover945]

She must be getting on a bit if she was in Mango so long ago.

As you didn't ask for A+ we still don't know for sure if she is or isn't. I'll go and investigate as long as she isn't old looking.

So you are assuming that all girls in Mango do Anal?

I didn't ask Nicky and I am not into Anal anyway. Maybe you can ask her, when you go and get her, we will wait for your field report.

On the same note.

I love a nice round shapely ass and appreciate a jiggling one while doing doggy, but that is it, I don't dig into the shithole for no reason.

I want the session to be enjoyable as well for the lady. But then YMMV.

[Syzygies]

I have never been in a Soi 23 massage joint before. However today passing on a motorcycle, thought some of the girls looked okay Tempting. My first thought was the talent looked better than Soi 22 MPs, with some good looking girls and even average standard not that poor, for girls sitting outside. Maybe less fake looking girls so not like Addict line-ups at all.

I used to visit June at Bongkot years ago, but otherwise never had any good Soi 22 shops or girls. Hard to find lookers there. Does Soi 22 in fact have some really pretty MP girls with hot bodies that would make it worth a visit?