Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[AssLover945]

I am hoping number of punters must be down at Cherry, Snow White etc. As many Chinese and Japanese are Kelley staying away.

So has anyone come across any good deals for threesomes. MFF?

Otherwise I will have to rely on old contacts and freelancers.

The PSE Oilies like cherry, snow, tulip mango do not offer threesomes as a package.

But most (yes not all) girls will agree to a threesome, provided the other girl is friendly with her and you adopt full safety measures like changing condom etc during the change sequence.

To get the best, I suggest you pick your girl and go upstairs first, then ask her if she has any friend with whom she would like a threesome, if she says yes, tell her that you want to see first.

Now when the second girl is brought upstairs, you can either choose her or reject her, if you like her.

Better still tell her to bring 2 girls and you can choose one of them.

This exercise ensures good chemistry and fun, compared to a situation where you pick 2 girls who see each other as rivals.

[Lager]

Amusing news story indeed. Good to hear you came out of that alright.

Continued report. Not sure how helpful, except to anyone compiling a compendium of massage girls. Went to about 14 parlors total last trip. Went in daytime to have adequate recovery for nighttime punt. Goal of 2+ girls a day. Would consider 5 of the experiences poor to mediocre so success rate decent. Will only post the good ones.

Boss massage (noi) - don't remember much. Large eyes, pale skin, pretty and kind.

Candy massage (Anna) - good personality. Soft skin. Pale. Playful and kind. Regular features. Interested in sex. Good experience.

The great (banban) - issan girl, braces. Wide hips. Pale skin. Nice.

Ore 26 (Dolonjo) - Massage shop was interesting. Cozy Japanese living room. Papasan lounging on sofa. There were only 1-4 girls when I came in the afternoon. But supposedly more around 4. Maybe for Jp expats leaving work. The cheapest room had no mirror. Chosen girl was slender, beautiful tan skin. Early 30's. Pretty. Did not speak English well, but superb service, attentive, good mood.

Dozo (Mamasan shouts. Girls peek behind the curtain and decide to come out or not. Lineup was poor for the quantity. Went with the most attractive, forgot to note her name. Pigeon-toed stance, like Japanese girls. Slender legs, wide hips, and thigh gap. Extremely soft skin. Probably 30's, but youthful body. V v feminine figure. Almost left from the lineup, but sex ended up v good, some of the best of trip.

Pink (Forgot to note her name. Large eyes, round face, pale skin, blue-contact lenses. About 5'5. Smiling compulsively at me. Some chemistry. Enjoyable.

Allstars (Minnie) - not the prettiest girl. Picture on the site. Spoke little English and was fairly cool in the room. Youthful appearance: pink shirt, denim cutoffs, large white sneakers. Said age was 18. No makeup and seemed too young to know how to take care of herself. Quiet, but quick to laugh. Funny reactions. Did not elicit a peep at first. Gradually got her into it, cute moans. Service poor but sex somehow v good.

Emmanuelle (23) - 3rd /4th day. Wanted to try soapy. Hellish commute! Accidentally went at rush hour. Stood in line 15 minutes, watching full trains pass. Arrived at wide street with large outdated buildings. Went into Emmanuelle first. No sideliners. About 30 fishbowl, only 2-3 at 2500, the rest 3000+. Club fairly empty, couple single men, a group of men at table. Didn't want to shop around after the commute. Chose a 4500 without much consideration. Told to tip waiter and mamasan. Exotic features, pale, large upper lip. Asked her age, she pointed to her badge - 23. Straightforward. Soapy massage was uninteresting. Little English. Used me to hit different angles. Good vanilla sex. Not worth price or commute but satisfying.

Cherry (BB) - went around noon. She was acting mamasan, introduced the girls, gave the rundown etc. Not all girls A+. Resembles her picture on the site. Kind and friendly. Eyes set slightly wide. Skin flaky up close, possibly due to makeup. Good body, seemed reasonably attractive. Volunteered age as 37. As hour progressed, became gradually more attractive. A+ clean. Didn't DT but rammed back of throat. Licking at top of Tijuana. Best PSE of trip. Beat snow white easily.

[Sinofaguo]

While people are complaining performer's quality is on the down side, as someone below commented it is also because people always comment about the same places and the said places have had mostly the same girls for quite some time now. Some girls switching from one shop to another.

Doki Doki was a nice refresh but lately I feel their roster is a bit too old for the main part.
I felt like going for something new and had a look at the jap site gdiary where I found this place I never saw any comments on before:

https://gdiary.com/store/massage/69club/

It works the same as doki doki, a tad more expensive though. Its 15 min walking from Thong Lo BTS, in a small alley opposite of Grande Centerpoint Thong Lo by Sukhumvit 55.
Just like at Doki Doki, the girls get behind a curtain and when they are all set, the curtain opens and you get to choose.
Unlike Doki Doki I was surprised to see all 6 or 7 girls I was showed were both rather young early 20's and 3 or 4 quite cute. None were of the tall type, they were all slim little spinners.
It made my choice rather uneasy, I had a preference for a supercute girl but whom had just done a standard smile and another cutie but less my style whom was all smiling to me.
Experience made me choose the most smiling one and I can't say I regret it.

She said her name was Oye, looking at the pics (she looks better in real than on the pics), I guess its Oil She's from Chiang mai and in Bangkok for 3 months.
After choosing her, I payed at the front desk and was offered a free drink (I just wanted a small bottle of water).
I took the expensive set with Jaccuzi, we were given a huge room with a king size Mat for Nuru, a giant Jacuzi (not the usual corner one).
While its normaly 1 shot she did try to get me up for a second or at least gave me that impression, but I was really wasted after a long session so I just relaxed in the jacuzi while she massaged me.

Awesome experience overall, very GFE.

I wouldn't recommend going there for ultra PSE action. Its not for people looking for multi shot and cheap option either:

2200 for 70 min 1 shot just with shower.
3200 for 70 min 1 shot nuru and shower.
4200 for 70 min 1 shot nuru and jacuzzi.
You can get 200 off by showing the coupon.

But if you wan't a cute young spiner who does a great job at nuru and her best to please you, this is the place!
Its been opened for 4 months the girl told me.

[DrunkenMonk]

After watching porn videos, I decided to experience Nuru for the first time. I was disappointed & it was not as much fun as I hoped for. YMMV but I am not getting a Nuru again unless I go to Japan and that too because I am a sucker for Japanese girls. That being said, I can't find any fault with Alice. Please book her if you plan to go to Doki Doki. You won't be disappointed with the service. She was enthusiastic & did all the hard work. She looks pretty similar to her pictures but she is little more tanned & more petite than she looks in her pictures. Massage rooms was decent but just functional & that probably turned me off the most. I would have personally preferred a more upscale setting. I also saw pictures of other girls & I felt only Pam & Yuri are do-able apart from Alice (looks are subjective). Pictures are definitely photoshopped but not to a very large extent. WIR. No because the overall experience didn't meet the expectations and the setting was not to a standard I would have liked.

[Member #4643]

A retrospective from the last visit.

Doki. First place I visited on landing. A bit of trouble finding the place due to the pin on g maps being dropped a street below. Anyways, went inside around 2 and requested a lineup. About 15 girls came out. None of them stood out but a few seemed acceptable. Ended up going with a silver haired tanned girl named Miku. Didn't find her as attractive up close though OK. Slender and taut body with a large back tattoo. Surprisingly wide hips and nice arched back. Personality was chilly. Tired or shy? Not a coversationalist. My first impression of a Nuru massage was underwhelming. Felt like slimy shower gel. Waited patiently for sex.

Sex began. Odd spiky condom was used. Mat was too slippery to pump so moved to bed. Bad breath. But good body. Nothing to remark except condom slipped halfway off. 60 min session. Didn't understand the hype. Service was so so. Nuru maybe isn't for me.

I too went to Doki Doki on day 1, as it is 100 meters down the road from the gym I use in BKK. I did not do a line up, but rather was asked if I liked a girl who was standing near the front desk. I did (she was very pretty, not stunning, made good eye contact and had a nice smile). We went back and she gave me a terrific experience. It reminded me a lot of the high end soapies I have tried, as there is a defined routine that the girl goes through before you find her sucking your cock and slipping on the condom. Like Lager, I was not certain I really enjoyed the slime, except my girl had nice tits and was rubbing them all over my body, so I realized that I had nothing to complain about.

That is, nothing to complain about until I left. As I started walking away, I broke out into hives. The rash and the itch were not to be believed. I stopped into a Boots Pharmacy that is down the block from Doki Doki and bought an oral anti-histamine. I took a double dose and within a few hours the itching had stopped. I had nightmares of dying from anaphylaxis that night (that would have made an interesting news story: TOURIST DIES FROM NURU MASSAGE ALLERGY). Life is full of surprises.

[Syzygies]

It is more difficult now. I know that, but I do not agree 100% with you. I have been a regular custommer in Bangkok for long time. I have never lived there, so I know that you know much more than me.

When I said mongering declines for me, I meant in frequency more than anything else. Still can meet some great girls, even if difficult and more expensive. However I won't be in Bangkok that much any longer, and out in the country village, no hot girls to even think about, let alone have opportunity.

I have gone 2 months plus without meeting a gik or hooker. The long term GF is still there and nice.

I will get the odd chance to do an MP girl in Bangkok, but might be rare for a while.

One of my semi regular hooker Giks went and got herself accidentally pregnant early Dec. Fortunately not mine, as I was not around at the time. I plan to get the vasectomy soon be sure I am never faced with this problem. There are plenty of unsuspecting fathers on this forum, no doubt. So this girl will not be available for months now. Will be her second child. Not sure if she knows who the father was, Farang, or other nationality. For religious reasons, abortion is not an option. She reckons she can't even fuck due to painful.

[AskeAske]

Mongering declines for me.

Mr. Syzygies. You are a icon for all of us. You know most about the mongering scene in Bangkok.

It is more difficult now. I know that, but I do not agree 100% with you. I have been a regular custommer in Bangkok for long time. I have never lived there, so I know that you know much more than me.

Every time I come I go adventure. I find on the street, I find on-line. I know you are very picky, but I like them all. I fuck the young, beatiful slim girl and the more old and fat girl. I enjoy them all.

The past was always better, In 20 year from now, mongers will talk about the golden time in the twentytwenties.

Maybe, Syzygies, you are just getting older and miss the time from before. Nothing wrong with that.

I hope that you can still find beautiful young woman with no boob job and no nose job. Enjoy.

You can still find young beautiful girls in Bangkok. You just have to look more than before.

[Lager]

A retrospective from the last visit.

Doki. First place I visited on landing. A bit of trouble finding the place due to the pin on g maps being dropped a street below. Anyways, went inside around 2 and requested a lineup. About 15 girls came out. None of them stood out but a few seemed acceptable. Ended up going with a silver haired tanned girl named Miku. Didn't find her as attractive up close though OK. Slender and taut body with a large back tattoo. Surprisingly wide hips and nice arched back. Personality was chilly. Tired or shy? Not a coversationalist. My first impression of a Nuru massage was underwhelming. Felt like slimy shower gel. Waited patiently for sex.

Sex began. Odd spiky condom was used. Mat was too slippery to pump so moved to bed. Bad breath. But good body. Nothing to remark except condom slipped halfway off. 60 min session. Didn't understand the hype. Service was so so. Nuru maybe isn't for me.

[Turgid]

................ Mongering declines for me.

Still many hot babes to be found at FKKs though not on the same scale as 10 years ago. Still the same price though. I'll stick with Germany for now.

[BkkMick]

Has anyone got any idea where can I find Sue (ex cherri), June (ex tulip) or any other similar solid performers from the past few years? If anyone got their whatsapp or line ID please PM me. Thanks in advance.

Su is back in Thailand and has started working for Absolute Angels Escort Agency.

[Goatscrot]

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

102 good quality? Sorry all dark skinned gals, many of whom I think are overweight. Not my style in the least. I walk into most oilies these days are walk right back out. Late 20's up with mommy bodies is not my idea of "good stuff. " When you compare to what was available at the PSE shops 10 years ago, the quality now is appalling. One of the reasons is many of the same gals are still working there. I don't know about you, but when I finish I don't want to look down and think ugh or meh, I want to look down and think wow.

[Syzygies]

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

Most of us are agreeing with those guys, so maybe they are far from crazy. I even struggled to get a good girl (without bad surgeries) at 102. I did book in once or twice at 102, but as you say, the service sucks. I find doable girls in MPs on occasions, but often leave empty handed from a shop. My last Dream heaven, Snow White experiences were okay And Doki Doki even repeated Nadia.

"plenty of good stuff" at the PSE places, tends to suggest you are not fussy at all, where some of us definitely are. I admit to being crazy a bit, much preferring girls to have cute little natural slightly upturned noses, without high ridge raising. Even my previous GF did not quite pass. Convex over firm silicone coconuts don't really do much for me either, I just tolerate them when necessary. Fortunately I got adapted to tats (as they don't affect shape), smokers, and tongue piercing. So few hookers don't smoke and have no tats.

I don't really know why but girls with rolls of blubber or fat thighs, or overly puffed up faces, just don't turn me on. Maybe this is not quite classifiable as crazy, just the way the brain is programmed.

The main point is that some of us like to get young and pretty girls, purely because its possible, and definitely I cum much easier looking at a hot girl I am doing. The visuals are a very important part of the experience. If she is very ordinary looking, I would not waste my money. If free, just maybe.

I am still very happy with the Mrs who is a hot girl at 40, but lacks the skills of a Tulip girl. Mongering declines for me.

[Almond812]

Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

Ain't that the truth. They've got some stunners but, man, what a waste of time and money performance wise.

[GrapeMan]

Thanks for jogging my memory in a funny way. Yes, you are right, I am afraid. I forgot how difficult it is now a days to find even a half decent looking hooker in massage shops.

Oh come on. You guys are getting crazy. There's plenty of good stuff even at the PSE places. I suspect most times you can walk in and find 2 that you'd be happy to take, and if you don't just walk to the next shop. Or you could always go somewhere like Club 102-- quality is really damn high of the ladies, performance is crap and price sucks.

[Margaya]

I was recently having trouble finding one non-hideous looking girl at Cherry, Snow White or Tulip, let alone two. Normally, the price is simply double for two girls, they don't offer pre-packaged 2-girl deals, though if you're good at negotiating a discount might be possible.

Thanks for jogging my memory in a funny way. Yes, you are right, I am afraid. I forgot how difficult it is now a days to find even a half decent looking hooker in massage shops.