Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Giotto]

I bare back sex with Yok. Fa. Cee. Dao. the first time I had a session with them. And many times after. Never asked them if they do that with other customers.

Love Sex 22,The disturbing part is that this happened already "the first time". If they do it the first time bareback with you they will do so with many customers.

But since nicefrenchy had the guts ...

Again - it was not NicFrenchy's report, it was a report from another site and another poster which Nic posted here.Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

For those who want to visit the Grace Hotel, the Below Post From Evil Penivel is a must read

As a celebration of perversity, and perhaps in rebellion over the staid direction my life has taken, I decided to revisit the legendary coffee shop of the Grace Hotel after an absence of 22 years. I first visited the Grace back in 1980, a few years after Playboy magazine had immortalized it with the line, "If you can't get laid out of the coffee shop of the Grace Hotel, you can't get laid anywhere on earth." Already then the hotel was in a state of decline, but there was still a lot of good fun to be had in the coffee shop. I paid a return visit in 1983 and the hotel had become a hellhole- even the mice had tattoos and carried tiny daggers- and the coffee shop wasn't much better, so I never went back on many subsequent visits to LOS. Until 2005, that is. I knew the Grace had deteriorated considerably from the halcyon days I remembered, but nothing, absolutely nothing, could have prepared me for the existential horror I encountered. The writings of Joseph Conrad, or even Stephen King, don't come close to capturing that particular heart of darkness. The sign that reads, ''Abandon all hope, ye who enter here,'' should hang above the entrance to the Grace coffee shop, not Dante's Inferno. It was the scariest collection of male individuals you'll ever see outside Death Row at the Texas State Penitentiary. The cutthroat contingent included Chechen and Kiev mobsters, al Qaida sympathizers, a rainbow coalition of drug smugglers and what appeared to be members of the Manson family and the Oakland chapter of Hell's Angels. As I stepped in, a couple of them stared at me like they'd cheerfully kill me for the change in my pocket or the fillings in my teeth. One looked at me and licked his lips, as though he was thinking about dinner. I could imagine the inhabitants of the Grace coffee shop bargaining over the sale of everything from babies to weapons of mass destruction, at least when they weren't engaged in acts of ritual sacrifice or cannibalism. The less malignant types were mostly over-ripe hippies and old-fashioned winos who couldn't pass the dress code at a shelter for the homeless. Some were so comatose they seemed to have taken root and become part of the coffee shop's fixtures. One, cobwebs hanging from his face, appeared to have been dead for three days, but no one even noticed, much less cared. And the women! You'd need a new word in the English language to describe them, "mega-hideous" is the closest I can come. The creatures in the Stars War cantina scene had more sex appeal. I'm a firm believer that personality and attitude trump appearance in most P4P situations, but considering the customer base at Grace, the personalities of these women must be uglier than their faces. Severe cases of post-traumatic syndrome had to be the least serious damage to their psyches. Yes, there were some farang hookers on site, but they looked to be descendants of Tamara Press, the female locomotive engineer from Kharkov who won gold medals for the Soviet Union in women's shot-put events at the 1960 and 1964 Olympic Games. I also began wondering what disease, STD or otherwise, leaves red blotchy marks on your skin - a lot of the individuals at the Grace, male and female, had them - and whether it could be airborne. I was worried about catching a terminal disease just by breathing the same air, much less touching any of them. I began gingerly backing towards the door, sort of like Indiana Jones extricating himself from a pit of snakes or Aragorn retreating from an army of orcs. I hoped I'd make it out without significant harm to either my health or my sanity. I fully understand "one man's meat is another's poison," and all that. But if I live another 100 years, I can never, ever understand why anyone would set foot in the Grace, unless, like me, it was a mistake of sorts. To anyone who says they enjoy the Grace, I have to ask- What else do you do for fun? Swim laps in a cesspool? Travel to India to watch people die in a hospice? I don't know what the world record is for covering the distance between the Grace and Landmark Hotel, but I must have come close to breaking it that day. I almost knelt and kissed the inlay thingy in the floor of the lobby of the Landmark, so glad I was to have escaped the hotel of the living dead. I saw it as a midway point on a metaphysical journey- from the very bowels of hell to the earthly paradise of the Eden Club later that evening. Back in my suite, I stripped off my clothes and sent them to be dry cleaned (fumigation wasn't a realistic option, the valet said). I then soaked in the tub for an hour and scrubbed away the top layer of my skin. My body cleansed and dressed in fresh clothes, I took the short walk to Eden to restore my soul. It was a perfect touch as streaks of the setting sun broke through the clouds just as turned into Soi 7/1. The sex-show tout who pushed a brochure in my face kind of spoiled the heavenly image, but pure faith kept me going to the entrance of Eden. The nightmares from my one-minute visit to the Grace haven't entirely disappeared, but the ministrations of the Eden girls have lessened their impact. On bad nights, I still dream that I'm visiting Bangkok, but the coffee shop at the Grace Hotel is the only establishment open for business. And I wake up screaming. "The horror, oh the horror."

[NicFrenchy]

There was another striking difference with respect to other MP's: the ladies were not slim but chubby, some were even fat. Not that they were ugly, in fact a few of them had pretty faces despite of their fat bodies.

Yes, absolutely the same impression when I was there 2 years ago. Grace Hotel is a hotel frequented 100% by Saudi-Arabians so the girls are Fat to please the Clientele. To be honest, I felt very uncomfortable walking into the Grace Hotel because all the customers were looking at me thinking "what is this guy doing here?" and they had unpleasant looks on their faces.

[Mackin]

After arriving in BKK and setteling in it was time to move into uncharted waters. Speaking with some other members I was reminded of Luxury massage . They gave it a positive recommendation. So yesterday I was in the area and decided to give it a try. The mamasan was different from the days before but welcomed me and offeresd me the price list. I oppted for the spa and massage for 2 hours. The book had a few I thought I could choose from so i asked to see them. Mamasam said only could see 2 , So I picked from the list. I ended with a Miss P****. Off to the room which was very clean. The jucuzzi looked inviting. Miss P came back and asked what I wanted. I told her FS would do fine today. As we got naked we both took off our cloths and got ready for the tub. The wash was fine but that was what it was, nothing more. A 60 minute massage was then given with 3 trips in and out of the tub to wash off the oil and scrub cream. I was beginning to wonder about the sex part. The last time in the tub she started to massage the little friend. I had massaged her nipples briefly during some of the tub time but that was all that seemed to be offered. Finally off to the bed. again. I personally didn't like the bed as it was a japanese style of 6 inches off the floor, hard , and not very big. A little bbbj and full service was on. Nothing special about either. Very average and business like. I must admit she does not speak a lot of english so that may have hampered the situation. Luxury is clean and for some it has been a good experience. For me it was not something I would go back for. Miss P*** was very nice, but not what I was interested in at that time. But always remember that YMMV.

[Great Guy]

What's the big deal. We would all like to see more reports about other places. Personally I report on all MP places visited but may omit repeats on occasions. I hope other mongers will report on new places they visit too, even if it was bad and are labelling it a "don't bother".

Good points, Mick! I'll try to follow your lead and report on all visits, or at least almost all. And, yes, reports on visits that were less than spectacular (or even no fun at all, although YMMV) provide very valuable information, too.GG

[Giotto]

Giotto,Love your euphemism man. Well if you check one out, I'll do the same and maybe that will be a start of something new.

Run Mann,I would love to do that ... but I am somehow "handicapped" . Giotto

[Run Mann]

Giotto,Love your euphemism man. Well if you check one out, I'll do the same and maybe that will be a start of something new.

Run Mann,But who will take the risk to check those places out, if he permanently reads about the quality he can get in SOME well known flower shops ...Giotto

[Giotto]

Giotto,The purpose of that link was to provide the board with alternative choices to the one massage parlor being repeatedly discussed and even "hyped" here according to some members. The Go-Go?s and the rankings were not a part of the equation for me. Have no idea how they determined the rankings but my view on rankings is that they are usually subjective and YMMV applies.... There is a tendency on this board to have myopic discussion about singular places/girls. In my view, there is way too much action in BKK for those type of tunnel discussions. ...Peace!

Run Mann,There was no war at all ... and after you clarify the intention the list might help some people. But who will take the risk to check those places out, if he permanently reads about the quality he can get in SOME well known flower shops ...We need reviews of those places. I wrote one, but its for sure not upto date any more.Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

But after Rin's treatment, I first need to recuperate,

I think I know exactly how you feel

[Member #3428]

One of my admittedly rare FRs describes a mind blowing session with Rin and my TGF in March last year.

Ah... so it's you I have to thank for that not Run Mann... Admittedly remembering that report is why we did the same thing. Cheers mate..

[NicFrenchy]

The listing is more than just about Hana Massage and all the girls are not gone from all those sites. Got to love the Thailand Threads.

I see. My mistake as I thought we were only talking about Hana's website. Did not click on the link you provided until just now.

[Giotto]

Ok, I'll bite, why?

Run Mann, That ranking is obviously by number of website photos. No. 1 Dollhouse is not to be recommended, there are much better GoGo bars in Soi Cowboy (eg. Sharks). And if Demonia is No. 10 on that list - that's a small nearly unknown SM club here in Soi 33, very few customers, nobody knows it ... if this is the No. 10 then i question all the list.Giotto

[Run Mann]

This is illogical reasoning, so we should only post listing of updated web sites? Who decides what updated means? Rin is two years older in the picture, so what? The site provides a listing of various current venues. Members can choose to use it or not as they do with any other list. The listing is more than just about Hana Massage and all the girls are not gone from all those sites. Got to love the Thailand Threads.

Simply because that website was created in 2006 and never updated. All the girls are gone (replaced by new ones).Also, Rin is 2 years older than in the picture

[1Ball]

Ah... I'll only be single for a day... Just enough time to get into more trouble If anyone understands women, specifically asian women, more specifically thai women, let me know as I swear to god they are an alien species. Ting tong 99% of the time. And considering I live in the region I should have known this before I got involved. I just gotta decide if I open the door for her or keep it shut for a while longer. Basically it comes down to their attitude of not thinking or worrying about tomorrow, that tomorrow will magically take care of itself and no worry about the plans for the future. Typical Isan BS... Have paddy, have buffalo, then why think about tomorrow... Sometimes they are great planners but other times they are lazy sacks of crap... But nice to see you are still a lurker here. Maybe I should take you up on that offer of an Indo Wife for a while... BTW... the Thai wife still wants to come and stay with you over there for a holiday.

Of course, Tansak, Indo women are pretty much the same as Thai women, so I feel your pain brother. she still wants to come and visit? well, send her down, I will keep her entertained....... Air Asia just started a non stop.All seriousness aside, you need to remember what attracted you to her in the beginning. It sure wasn't her knowledge of financial planning, and her concerns about the future. You know you can't change her, so just enjoy, knowing the limitations, and you won't tear your hair out over this.And of course, you DO still matter to all of us.

[NicFrenchy]

Ok, I'll bite, why?

Simply because that website was created in 2006 and never updated. All the girls are gone (replaced by new ones).Also, Rin is 2 years older than in the picture