Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[High Street]

Long, long time lurker and first time poster with a question. Yes, I know that is not approved of but please be gentle with me as I am closer to 80 than 70. Visited Bangkok many times and have experienced most options. Now that I am almost past it all I am capable of getting is a HJ. In recent years have been to many oilies and paid Bt 300 - 400 and tipped the girl another Bt 500 - 600. Most seem to be happy with that. In past have been going to Hanna Massage, is it Soi 20? The business model in play there asks for Bt 900 or 1000 all up. What I would like to know is how much of this goes to the girl and am I expected to offer a little more for good service?

[Crocodilexp]

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord... 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit.

Is the service at The Lord really so great? I haven't heard other reports saying that, most that I hear is service is solid but rather run of the mill. Do they even match Tulip (which is 1/3 of the price), routinely offering anal, deep throat BJs and multiple pops?

[Playboy2001]

Where exactly is Lord located?

The answer to your last question is Yes, but you will have to spend your time and hard earned money finding one. In other words your desore to have "great time with a hot, sexy soapy girl" success rate might be quite low. Say 5 out 10 times you will be really satisfied, like you shouild be, at this price point as your report at Hi Class seems to indicate.

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord. But the Lord price is high. So, I ask you, theoretically speaking, what would you rather do; spend two more nights like the one you reported on in the hope of finding a hot, sexy girl who does you right and spend around 9000 baht total in the search, or spend 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit.

[Member #4698]

That's all. We head downstairs and I pick up my umbrella and I hit the street. The experience was a bit lousy. And not worth the price, but now I have also tried this kind of place. The idea for some must be the experience of being "bathed" by a pretty women. But if go to a soapy again I must beforehand do some planning.

A question to you experience guys, is it possible to find a beautiful girl for less than 3200 ? Where and when?

John T,

The answer to your last question is Yes, but you will have to spend your time and hard earned money finding one. In other words your desore to have "great time with a hot, sexy soapy girl" success rate might be quite low. Say 5 out 10 times you will be really satisfied, like you shouild be, at this price point as your report at Hi Class seems to indicate.

The only soapy I know where I have had consistently GREAT service no matter who I was with is the Lord. But the Lord price is high. So, I ask you, theoretically speaking, what would you rather do; spend two more nights like the one you reported on in the hope of finding a hot, sexy girl who does you right and spend around 9000 baht total in the search, or spend 5000 bt or 6000 bt for sex crazed girl who is going to make passionate love to your dick with her mouth 3 times during the session, lick your ass, DFK like there is no tomorrow, and end up shagging you like you are, for lack of a better word, a Lord? For me the answer to that question is a given. For example, on my last trip, I averaged a visit to the Lord once every week for the 5 weeks I was in BKK. I would have spent more time at the Lord, but it's kind of like eating at a fine dining Michelin 3 star restaurant. You can't do it every night. It's too much. Yet every Lord girl I was with was a little different, but each one gave me a memorable session. I always left that place feeling good / really good, so it was definitely worth the price as far as I am concerned.

In sharp contrast, I also paid a visit to an old favorite soapy of mine called La Belle. In the past, I have had some truly great sessions in La Belle with some real foxes. This time I took a very attractive girl upstairs for around 3200 bt or 3800 bt, I forget. But the session was barely acceptable and I remembered why La Belle is no longer my favorite place and the Lord is. So, my very attractive La Belle girl possessed a very pretty face and a smokin' hot body. As far as looks are concerned she was as pretty or more so than my Lord girls. The session started out slow as we waited for the tub to fill as contrasted to ALL my Lord sessions where the girl is immediately taking off my pants and blowing me as soon as the door closes while the tub fills. Anyway, the La Belle girl was very good in the tub, but the list of her no's began to mount as the session progressed: first there was no tongue, then no DATY (a real give away because if a soapy girl does not want you to go down on her something is wrong either with her pussy or she does not want to get turned on), then while we were engaged in sexual congress, she kept instituting abrupt changes in positions every 10 minutes of so in a vain effort to make me cum faster. Actually, the juxtapositons had the opposite effect. And then her final no was, no pictures, but by then I had had enough of her and she got a no from me, ha ha; no tip.

So, I just write this post to let you know there is at least one great soapy still in town with great girls. Yes, I have had great times in La Belle and other soapies around town and I am pretty sure that if I went to La Belle a few more times this last trip, I would have eventually hooked up with the right girl and had some more really good times, but I hate those mediocre sessions at any price. I think they are a big waste of my time and money. After a so so session I feel let down, not only by the girl, but also by the parlor for not doing its job which is to not only to have an ample supply of hotties in the fishbowl, but also to maintain a high, consistent standard of service.

Again, the only place in BKK recently where I have experienced great service consistently overtime with every girl I take, is the Lord. The Lord charges 5,6,7 thousand baht depending on the girl's category. I leave it up to you to decide which is the better deal; a 50/50 shot for 3000 bt or a 98% shot for 5000 bt or 6000 bt.

[John Traveller]

Heavy rain, the streets are flooded, I try to navigate through the crowds with my unbrella. I have already tried out lots of oily massages and BJ bars in Bangkok over the years, and the gogos I now only go to for drinking and watching. So I want to try something new away from touristy Bangkok, and catch the metro up to Ratcha. First I try Ocean (Colonze2) Very few girls available. (Tuesday at 7 pm.) Then I head to Merci, lots of girls. A very pretty one gets my attention and she smiles too! So I ask for here. The presenter goes to the reception and comes back: she is already booked. Strange, why is she sitting there then? I tell them I will come back later. But probably I should have chosen one of the others, but I couldn't make up my mind to decide as none of the stood out. The prices are tiered, from 2200 to 3500 or something like that, I don't remember exactly.

That's the only two places I have written on my list so now I'm not sure where to go. So I just walk up the street. Emmanuelle is near. I enter and here there are even more girls here. They are prettier and younger compared to the oily massages on Sukhumvit. BUT, that's on average. And the prices are very much tiered, from 2700 to more than 4000. And the pretty ones are all more than 4000. I came to here to find a beatiful girl so I don't want any of the mediocre ones, and 4000 is just to much for st I think.

So I hit the street again and after a short distance I enter Hi Class. Finally I find a somewhat pretty one for 3000 so I decide to go with her. When she rise up I notice that her boobs are enhanced, but I think that's ok. And she looks sexy with a nice curved body in a blue dress. Pinky, 27 from nearby Bangkok, she is friendly. I pay upfront (and 20 in tip to the presenter) and off we go. In the room a female attendent comes in with a soft drink, 40 upfront. She asks for a tip, I give her 10 and her face goes sour. We undress and Pinky gives a mediocre massage. Then it's bathing time, that's better! Now her big boobs comes to use as it's easy to tit-fuck her in the tub. Finally we move to the bed. She don't kiss and wants to put on the rubber at once, I ask her for a BBBJ, but she does that only for a few seconds before putting on the rubber. Quickly we procede to FS, first cowgirl, but then she's already tired and wants me to take the "power". I continue in mish, and in the end I come doing doggystyle. She is a bit tight, but not that much (might as well be good as there's no complaining).

That's all. We head downstairs and I pick up my umbrella and I hit the street. The experience was a bit lousy. And not worth the price, but now I have also tried this kind of place. The idea for some must be the experience of being "bathed" by a pretty women. But if go to a soapy again I must beforehand do some planning. A question to you experience guys, is it possible to find a beautiful girl for less than 3200 ? Where and when?

End of story, I leave Tai-land and catch the metro back to farang-land.

[Grandaddy Perp]

The trick is to overcome your mental barriers and limitations in P4P type of situations.

I think it's a lot hotter and better to get the lady in the mood to do you good, rather than just tell her to give you a good BBBJ. Because when the lady isn't yet in the mood for it, then it's just mechanical action for her. You might as well do it with a robotic doll, rather than with a real lady.

The whole point of being with a real lady is that you can get her in the mood and get her to enjoy it with you in a mutual kind of way. This is one thing you can't get with a mindless doll. But everything else you can.

I understand that some guys feel the need to simulate the real thing, including a boost to the ole ego but at the end of the day, they are professional service providers. Any lady who needs a guy to get them in a believable 'mood' is just not a good provider. This is what you're paying for after all so if you're dropping 3000+ on a ST session (all fees included) and you're getting a robot then you're not getting your money's worth plain and simple. DATY, fingering, DFK, etc. Is generally for your pleasure, many don't get the same feeling from kissing that you think they do because to them it doesn't have any sort of emotional meaning. And unless you're a certified DATY expert, you're probably not doing them too many favors, you're just prolonging an overall experience that many would just prefer to be over and done with as soon as possible.

Of course, this doesn't mean that all of them do not like a bit of foreplay and such but typically I find that the ones that do will let you know, you won't have to go exploring for it.

[Mander]

Did anybody got to try B&B Massage at Soi 25? I went to Snow White for Ninja, but she was off that that;.

Went around the block into 25th and saw be&be massage with really hot girls lined up! But I was determined to do a girl in ass.

Yes I'm still kicking myself.

[SearcherMan]

Orient is definite a 1 shot place regardless of booked time then?

I got the distinct impression it was multiple shots. I was good for the one, given the long foreplay was dazzlingly exciting. I mean damn, I was starved for this. Years of raising my baby, living like a celibate monk, sublimating all into the joys of child rearing, that made me get jumped into oblivion.

And thanks to you Bkkdog, I will limit my tipping in the future. I will not repeat with the same women at the same place. We're connected on LINE, so maybe an off the books arrangement will be made. My previous MP experiences had always been in the states, and were always ok, or bad, never like at the Orient.

I've been by the Mekong the past week with family, so can't report about anything there. I will return to BKK July 8 for 5 nights and will report back more. In the meantime I'm in Pattaya and will post my first day's experience on that site. Spoiler alert, crackdown, what crackdown?

[Dan7373]

To Asslover945.

So you call this a new service with a smile is this a first time you got service with a huge smile, I don't like girl that talk too damn much I paid her to give me a good BBBJ not to talk.

Fast Eddie 48.

The trick is to overcome your mental barriers and limitations in P4P type of situations.

I think it can be hot to grab the lady's tit and find her nipple on it, while she is talking with you about this and that. And reaching for her slit, finding her clit, and fingering it is something you can do too.

You wouldn't do this kind of thing in public or even in private with an iffy kind of girlfriend. But most P4P ladies are pretty good about this kind of thing in the private room, especially when you pay, before you play.

I think it's a lot hotter and better to get the lady in the mood to do you good, rather than just tell her to give you a good BBBJ. Because when the lady isn't yet in the mood for it, then it's just mechanical action for her. You might as well do it with a robotic doll, rather than with a real lady.

The whole point of being with a real lady is that you can get her in the mood and get her to enjoy it with you in a mutual kind of way. This is one thing you can't get with a mindless doll. But everything else you can.

I was once staying with a Thai lady in my hotel room. She was talking with me about this and that. It wasn't sexual kind of talk. But she mentioned something about her sex work and her concern that some guy might put her out of commission by banging her too hard and too long.

I don't think she meant to arouse me. But I got aroused anyway. So, I plunged my hand inside her panties, found her clit, and masturbated it. She immediately got a clitoral erection. I could feel it with my finger.

This lady's clit got big, before she fully realized what was going on. She wasn't expecting this at all. She looked a little strangely at me, while I kept stroking her now erect clit with my finger. Then she got up, took off her panties, got into the doggy position in front of me, and motioned to me to take her like that from behind. Which I gladly did. And by this time, I was so hot for her that I didn't last with her.

We went from talking to me banging her in about 3 minutes. Which shows that there is nothing bad in talking about this and that with a P4P lady in the private room.

[AssLover945]

To Asslover945.

So you call this a new service with a smile is this a first time you got service with a huge smile, I don't like girl that talk too damn much I paid her to give me a good BBBJ not to talk.

Fast Eddie 48.

Fast Eddie, Preferences among mongers vary. When I book a lady for 1. 5 or 2 hours, I don't need 2 straight hours of continuous action. I am sure you are young and energetic and can perform like pornstar and get all the BBBJ you may want.

As for me, I prefer to go slow and enjoy the session and talking with a girl helps get a connect and hence better service next time. YMMV.

So just enjoy.

When I said "Service with a smile", I meant her personality is not cold and makes you feel welcome.

[Jojosun]

I was taking a walk around Soi 22 when I stumbled upon this place.

It does have a very Hot Sauna, hot tub, a a cold plunge pool, also a Swimming pool, a small gym.

200 THB is for the use of the facilities above. 300 THB for massage and the use of the room, you pick the girls from the ones sitting around.

1000 THB or BHT is for FS if the girl is to your liking, no need to negotiate.

The whole package including iced teas, big plates of fresh fruit and other Thai drinks comes to 1500. You can also order other Hot Thai food at 60 THB per serving.

No stunner there but good enough and very doable. The Mamasan will show you on her Phone if you ask her, much better looking girls and younger at a higher price..

Had a short stopover in BKK back in early March and didn't have much time to look around. Headed back there for a cheap and cheerful session and picked one OK curvy 30 something MILF for the massage and Fuck. The session is actually 700 to her and I tipped her an extra 300.

Very good investment it turned out to be as she showed me on her phone, Photos of really young pretty things who will do outcall to my place ST for 2500. Most probably through an agency they would cost a lot more.

Told her straight, if girls turn out to be bait and switch or fake photos, I will send them away with no taxi money. Tried 2 girls from her phone and was very pleasantly surprised. Very good deal.

The cashier, Mamasan will also show you her collection of girls for outtcall once she recognizes your face on a return visit to the sauna.

[NicFrenchy]

I am not sure what to do at this point when the service provider clearly prefers CBJ and is probably uncomfortable with the BBBJ.

Why not just send her back downstairs to fetch a (new) girl who can do what you like?

I know some people may be worried they'll hurt the girls feelings, but she's not your GF and you're paying for it.

[Member #4591]

Today was looking for some quick daytime action and went into Som's heaven. There were about 15 ladies sitting out front with 5 doable in my books. I chose a very petite 25 year old from Loei named La. She's very fresh with only 2 months in the business so go see her while she's not jaded. Cute face and killer spinner body with not an ounce of baby damage. I must tell you that out of all girls there, she is the best. Only about 4'8 inches tall. Wonderful view in cowgirl and a very good GFE. I finished in doggy with a wonderful view of her ass. One of the best I've seen on a BJ bar girl. Damage was 1,700 for 1 hour in the VIP room.

[Mander]

Damn you guys must've worn Ninja out! I tried to book her today, but she's off. I'm leaving BKK tomorrow! T_T.

[Gunners1]

I think I paid 2. 5 k plus 250 for room.

G.

Sounds nice. What was the damage? I. e. How many baht spent?