Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Never heard this term before. What does that mean?

Refers to beard growth. Men traditionally shave before work in the morning and by 5 pm tend to have a bit of beard growth and it is referred to in the US as a 5 o'clock shadow.

[NicFrenchy]

I'm living in what you can call a Japanese hotel, by that I mean a hotel in Bangkok which caters 99% to Japanese. 2 things are for certain, these guys like sports: They'll want to play golf and they'll want to play with girls.

Behind the hotel reception are about 20+ Golf bags which takes care of their golfing. But I have to say, being out the P4 P game for a while I now see a lot of the girls they bring back to their rooms, or I meet them at 6 am in the elevator when they leave the hotel. I don't remember the girls looking this pretty when I was P4 P active. I guess new generations getting prettier and prettier.

Or maybe that's just girls who work only in Jappo places.

[NicFrenchy]

she did not want to kiss due to my very sparse 5 o'clock shadow.

Never heard this term before. What does that mean?

[Member #4698]

Lord's Palace / LE Defence. Lord's Palace is 'closed for renovation' as the sign says on the door. I did my usual thing of walking from the MTR. I guy in the parking lot explained that they where providing free transport to another club. Turned out that it was 'LE Defence'. It's basically in the middle of nowhere, and getting a taxi back to Asok BTS was a nightmare afterwards.

LE Defence is another of those huge mansions built with ambitions, but you get the feeling probably about 15% used. It's also expensive with prices ranging between 4 K and 7. 5 K. Especially for what is available. (About 5 pm on a Friday.) I did have a rather pleasant session with a girl from Ko Samui. So no complaints there. However, not somewhere I would go back to.

Earlier in the week I went to Poseidon for the first time. Went almost immediately up to the third floor. <snip> My gGirl was rather lovely, very fair skin and boobs that would keep you awake anytime. 4. 5 K cost. I had a very nice session with Amy, however, you need to be cautious as she was very ready to "slip in without an cover". We ended up joking about it. But I am very careful. BBBJ is OK. Given Poseidon's location, I would return.

Club 102, Soi 24. Thought I would give it a try. Lots to choose from, helped by the French owner. Made a bad choice; seemed to have a 'no touch' rule and started out leaving the room on multiple occasions. One of those times you really should just leave. I cannot recall her name. This has been my experience with Club 2012, Addict etc, you often get the consummate professional who just goes through their moves.

Smooci.com Seems to have become a habit when in BKK. Website is good, esp if you pay for premium access and service is very efficient. Piper was great. We had a very intense session and a long chat afterwards. She would make a perfect dinner date.

Ease7. This a Kapoo Club. So not full service. It is a bit of a schlep to get there and is quite isolated in a suburban neighbourhood. Annie was very gorgeous with breasts to die for. Service was more like a body to body rub, rather than a massage. Very careful that no penetration happened. Shared shower. I actually enjoyed it, but for the 2 k cost, it was a tad high. May or may not return.

Overall, I am wondering if the 'high end' BKK massage services are getting rather expensive. Not done the calculations, but session for session they are near Macau Sauna prices, but with less of the facility and comfort. I do not mind paying. The girls should earn a good living for what they do. However, I am wondering if BKK needs to up its game somewhat at this end of the market. But then again, maybe I am going to the wrong places and should change how I am going about things?

Great trip report Travel Lucid. I enjoyed reading it.

I hope the Lord reopens by the time I visit in September. It is my favorite soapy. But if not, I will head down the street to Copa Cabana, another Lord Group Soapy. I have never been to LE Defense. I might try it someday like you did as an alternative to the Lord, but Copa Cabana is much easier to get to and in my experience a pretty good establishment as you would expect.

I have never been to Poseidon, but the 3rd floor sounds interesting. I like good looking friendly girls. Ha Ha.

My experiences at Addict have been pretty good unlike a few dissenters. I seem to have a knack for picking nice girls willing and capable of having a good time up in the loom or is it my oral technique that changes everything and turns them on. I don't know, but I will keep going there until my "luck" changes.

I have never tried Smoochi or picked up girls on the social media sights like Badoo or Thai Friendly. I think I should probably give it a try if just for the experience, but I am "old School" and prefer to see girls in the flesh before making any decisions. Go Go's and bars are still my favorite pick up places.

On comparing BKK high end Soapies to Macau Saunas: I don't know, I like them both, but they are very different. Chinese girls vs Thai girls for one. A more regimented script at least to start with in Macau, but some of my Macau sessions have been really wild and truly memorable. Of all the BKK soapies, The Lord seems to offer the closest thing to that. That is one of the reasons I like the Lord so much and am willing to pay their high price.

Anyway, great trip report. I wish we had more like them on the forum. Stay thirsty,

NB.

[Travel Lucid]

Lord's Palace / LE Defence. Lord's Palace is 'closed for renovation' as the sign says on the door. I did my usual thing of walking from the MTR. I guy in the parking lot explained that they where providing free transport to another club. Turned out that it was 'LE Defence'. It's basically in the middle of nowhere, and getting a taxi back to Asok BTS was a nightmare afterwards.

LE Defence is another of those huge mansions built with ambitions, but you get the feeling probably about 15% used. It's also expensive with prices ranging between 4 K and 7. 5 K. Especially for what is available. (About 5 pm on a Friday.) I did have a rather pleasant session with a girl from Ko Samui. So no complaints there. However, not somewhere I would go back to.

Earlier in the week I went to Poseidon for the first time. Went almost immediately up to the third floor. Encountered a very pushy guy, I had to insist on wanting to relax a bit, have a drink and absorb what was going on. Again, around 5 pm on a weekday. My gGirl was rather lovely, very fair skin and boobs that would keep you awake anytime. 4. 5 K cost. I had a very nice session with Amy, however, you need to be cautious as she was very ready to "slip in without an cover". We ended up joking about it. But I am very careful. BBBJ is OK. Given Poseidon's location, I would return.

Club 102, Soi 24. Thought I would give it a try. Lots to choose from, helped by the French owner. Made a bad choice; seemed to have a 'no touch' rule and started out leaving the room on multiple occasions. One of those times you really should just leave. I cannot recall her name. This has been my experience with Club 2012, Addict etc, you often get the consummate professional who just goes through their moves.

Miss BJ, Soi 22. Reviewed this place before. I often visit here, and service is typically very enjoyable. I have always gone for full service, which is a shared shower and usually a fun session. No different this time.

Smooci.com Seems to have become a habit when in BKK. Website is good, esp if you pay for premium access and service is very efficient. Piper was great. We had a very intense session and a long chat afterwards. She would make a perfect dinner date.

(I also used the LB service, but I will respect the site rules and not review here.).

Ease7. This a Kapoo Club. So not full service. It is a bit of a schlep to get there and is quite isolated in a suburban neighbourhood. Annie was very gorgeous with breasts to die for. Service was more like a body to body rub, rather than a massage. Very careful that no penetration happened. Shared shower. I actually enjoyed it, but for the 2 k cost, it was a tad high. May or may not return.

Overall, I am wondering if the 'high end' BKK massage services are getting rather expensive. Not done the calculations, but session for session they are near Macau Sauna prices, but with less of the facility and comfort. I do not mind paying. The girls should earn a good living for what they do. However, I am wondering if BKK needs to up its game somewhat at this end of the market. But then again, maybe I am going to the wrong places and should change how I am going about things?

[Theant]

Like written already by other users finding good performers in Massage scene is becoming always more difficult nowdays. I always had a 4-5 girls list where to go for a "safe and good" service, but now it seems always hard more and more having it.

In the search for this I tried some new girls. With different results:

Pooky at 102:

!02 is one of the my favourite shops, always had a very good service and I am using it from its opening. The last girl I tried was Pooky. And I had my first disappointing and bad experience.

She has a nice body with fake tits and when we started the "special" after 5 minutes into the action she started to complain about my weight (and I am very far from being big or heavy). Scared about her tits and so on. After 5 minutes she started asking me if I finished yet. No DFK. No kissing at all. Wht. Her attitude made me nearly impossible to finish to fuck her. So after around 15 minutes she decided by her will I had to end witha HJ. No sorry. This is not what I paid for. In the end my first bad experience with a 102 girl. And Pooky went in my blacklist.

Jaja at be&be:

Another disappointing experience. No DFK. Not kissing at all. Not even licking and every time I tried during fucking her she started to loudly scream. "NOOOOOOOOOO". So fuck off and never repeat her again.

Ivy at CamCam:

She have a very nice slender body with fake tits (a little big exaggerated for her body in my opinion but she know how to use them in a very nice way). Very good service starting in shower already. BBBJ, DFK, body to body and everything ok for a really good service. I repeated her already with same good experience. A nice addiction to my list.

JJ at Boss:

She is my best finding. She has a nice "Isaan farmer girl" body. Not slender but well done (just a little fat on her belly for her pregniancies) and a fabulous pair of natural tits. Very good service with all the things a good massage lady should do and she is very smart and funny too. Another very good addition to my girl-list.

[EihTooms]

Really it greatly depends how you like it. Some like vigorous BBBJ fast and with power. I hate that. Very slow smooth and sloppy for me. For my style, Porn at Kasilong did a good job, recently. Nice naturals to play with too, and tight pussy. In future I will always take full service in a good room with her, since she was good fun as well as doing very good BBBJ. Not the only girl good looking enough for me on the occasion.

Syzy, it seems you have returned to Kasalong Bar 2-3 times since your first time going inside fairly recently and having positive results. So I assume a few girls there fit your "spec" in enough ways to justify spending your time and money on them. Has this mostly been daytime crew, nighttime crew or a bit of both?

[Suwon]

Momay is still freelancing and available.

Hello there,

I am visiting again soon and would love to see Momay again. Can you PM me her details if she is still available?

Thanks.

[InTheClouds]

Aom in Snow White does some of the best deepthroat I've ever had.

Best kept secret: Toom at Som'Haven. Please be nice with her.

[Lion55]

Aom in Snow White does some of the best deepthroat I've ever had.

+1 on that plus she does it with a sly smile 😊.

[Goatscrot]

She was a real PSE.

Unmatchable energy, She always used to tire me out and she was amazingly tight in all her holes.

I remember she could twitch her pussy (contract) and that used to make me cum faster!!

This brings back memories man!

5555.

I have pounded her sis cherry too, but Apple was the better one (IMHO).

I favored Cherry over Apple, simply because she was better looking and far more svelte. She was also as nasty as can be. Those gals really knew what was involved with the job and really seemed to enjoy doing a good job, or at least they were very convincing actresses. Them's were the days. No one currently working even comes close. Can't tell you the number of times I experience mediocre attitudes even in the PSE shops.

[AssLover945]

Yeah her. I had the pleasure of pounding her out. She later went back to a village to become a florist I think. She was amazing so tight in all holee for all the cock she took. She was showing me some family pics but we had to scroll through hundreds of pics of her taking dick from white, indian, black, asian cocks so I know she was highly in demand from everyone. Whos the superstar now and where can she be had?

She was a real PSE.

Unmatchable energy, She always used to tire me out and she was amazingly tight in all her holes.

I remember she could twitch her pussy (contract) and that used to make me cum faster!!

This brings back memories man!

5555.

I have pounded her sis cherry too, but Apple was the better one (IMHO).

[AssLover945]

I also like 2 rounds. 2 rounds of massage. One round of massage, then sex, then another massage after sex. I don't bother with places that won't give me 2 rounds of massages in between the round of sex.

Me too, I insist on 2 shots always.

[Mjen1970]

Yeah, you are right, I will try to catch up, so maybe you know any other girls?

Let's start from beginning in Bangkok.

Two weeks ago I went first time to Massage Parlour. I am kind of shy so I used email to book a girl.

I have chosen Miki from Cherry Massage for 90 min. On photos she looks a bit prettier, but still she is nice tiny smiling woman, her english skill are also okay.

We started with shower, right after it she started doing BBBJ, it was nice pleasure, after couple of minutes I asked to switch to sex.

We've done several positions, I really made her tired after that I received quite normal thai massage (not the best one).

15 min before end time, I asked for BBBJ again, she agreed, and I finished on here tits. So, to sum up, it was very nice experience (first time in Thailand).

Stay tuned. Will back with another reviews.

Aom in Snow White does some of the best deepthroat I've ever had.

[Smoothy]

I never waste time with massage initially. Always quick shower, round 1, a bit of massage while I recharge, then round 2. Usually can get it done in 60 min, but sometimes 90. Don't think Club 102 is multiple shot is it? I don't bother with one shot places.

I also like 2 rounds. 2 rounds of massage. One round of massage, then sex, then another massage after sex. I don't bother with places that won't give me 2 rounds of massages in between the round of sex.