Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Anon Mous]

I read somewhere in this forum about Lords being closed for holidays or renovation and the guy was taken to another place. I will dig it up and paste it when I get the time.

Not much digging required as it is quite close to the surface. Lol. In fact, just on the page before this one. Post #16588 and quoted in post #16589.

[Zam007]

La Belle, Poseidon, La Defense, Copa Cabana (although check the latest situation regarding this joint as google search reports it as 'Permanently closed' at its present location and I don't have the latest info.), Club 102 (you've already reported on this). These are some of the options that come close, albeit, IMO, The Lord Palace, takes/took the cake. Even the entry level chicks at that joint would give a stiff competition to the so-called 'model' category stuff at most other soapies. Though, La Belle, IMO, is an exception to this. If you time it right, you can find some ravishing talent there. Also, a caveat, some guys have reported getting bad service at Poseidon, but, in so far as optics are concerned, it should suffice. Hope this helps. Enjoy your trip!

Will call Lords once I get there, if it does not work, I will try La Belle.

Thank you.

[Zam007]

Unless you have read an official Lords website showing which days closed, I would try ringing them to check. They maybe closed for Songkran, but how many days? I don't really think many other places will match their Line up for quality of looks. I always struggle to select a girl a Poseidon or La Belle, for example. However depends on your taste. If you like westernised surgeries looks, then you maybe okay.

I did think Rose at Addict looked good in the pics (apart from perhaps overdone tits) so your taste may not be far away from mine.

Thanks for the tip.

I read somewhere in this forum about Lords being closed for holidays or renovation and the guy was taken to another place. I will dig it up and paste it when I get the time.

My plan is to stay for 4 days but if I am enjoying I may stay for few days more.

Rose looked good even in real except for a small mustache.

[Syzygies]

Last time I was in Bangkok, I prepared to go to Lords but then I had a very bad flu and I just wanted to recover, and this time when I come to Bangkok, Lords is closed I guess. My curiosity for lords is based on the reports I read here.

So, guys! Which place would you recommend that has girls like they have in Lords?

Thank you.

Unless you have read an official Lords website showing which days closed, I would try ringing them to check. They maybe closed for Songkran, but how many days? I don't really think many other places will match their Line up for quality of looks. I always struggle to select a girl a Poseidon or La Belle, for example. However depends on your taste. If you like westernised surgeries looks, then you maybe okay.

I did think Rose at Addict looked good in the pics (apart from perhaps overdone tits) so your taste may not be far away from mine.

[Anon Mous]

So, guys! Which place would you recommend that has girls like they have in Lords?

Thank you.

La Belle, Poseidon, La Defense, Copa Cabana (although check the latest situation regarding this joint as google search reports it as 'Permanently closed' at its present location and I don't have the latest info.), Club 102 (you've already reported on this). These are some of the options that come close, albeit, IMO, The Lord Palace, takes/took the cake. Even the entry level chicks at that joint would give a stiff competition to the so-called 'model' category stuff at most other soapies. Though, La Belle, IMO, is an exception to this. If you time it right, you can find some ravishing talent there. Also, a caveat, some guys have reported getting bad service at Poseidon, but, in so far as optics are concerned, it should suffice. Hope this helps. Enjoy your trip!

[Zam007]

I have just started my Asian trip and I will land in India in few hours. But from Monday to next Wednesday I don't need to work.

So I have other plans, though I can hook up with a local chick, I prefer to fly to Thailand as things are easier and no strings attached.

I have had my good times and some bad times with chicks in Bangkok. For the past few visits I preferred to stay within a certain limit to how much I would spend. I did spend about 8-9 k on a girl for LT I booked through smooci and she was such a pleaser!

She is not working nowadays but that is ok as I would like to sample more chicks.

The MPs I mostly visited were 102 and Addict and SW. But I would love to visit a place like Lords. Now I read a report that the lords is closed for few days, so I would like to visit another place where I can find MODEL types. One of the reasons why I didn't visit such places yet were I was basically scared if I would get ripped off.

Last time I was in Bangkok, I prepared to go to Lords but then I had a very bad flu and I just wanted to recover, and this time when I come to Bangkok, Lords is closed I guess. My curiosity for lords is based on the reports I read here.

So, guys! Which place would you recommend that has girls like they have in Lords?

Thank you.

[Vodkin]

Are you talking about this one?

http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuse.php?id=197

There were two girls named Ammy at Dream. That is right, two. Go figure how the shop managed the bookings by this name (two shops though, one at Soi 26 and the other at Soi 33). The one quoted here went on to escort for a while, even appeared on Smooci as an independent sometime ago.

[Zam007]

So I was in BKK last year and I went to Dream Heaven Massage around September.

There was this adorable young lady named Ammy that was working at Dream Heaven Massage Soi 26. Apparently she's no longer there and I can't find her at all.

I had 2 sessions with her and she was one of the prettiest, down to earth girls I've ever met. The Ammy that's advertised on their site right now is not the same Ammy. The Ammy I know is 20 (21 now), about 5'2 black hair (I know, great description right?

I was just hoping that someone would remember her and know if she's still doing this or left this business. She was the very definition of a spinner and I had her number but no longer. I don't even have her picture on my phone anymore.

Are you talking about this one?

http://www.dreamheavenmassage.com/masseuse.php?id=197

[Syzygies]

Then onto the bed and she did not want to kiss due to my very sparse 5 o'clock shadow. BJ was very one dimensional with no variation, no rimming, or ball play whatsoever. Seemed to sort of enjoy DATY, but then when the condom when on it was "jep, jep, jep" and grimace grimace grimace.

Maybe just an excuse, but I do find there are girls with quite sensitive lip skin and pussy skin. Have seen the red rash after kissing. I therefore always take a very close shave before going out mongering to be sure this excuse cannot be used. Girls do prefer DATY with a smooth face. I have even shaved in the ST Hotel on occasion. It's similar to how we like smooth pussy, but moreso. I always take a good shave with my shower when hopeful to do the GF soon after, for same reasons. Don't want to get "jep" complaints about pussy irritation afterwards.

There are plenty of stars that were lack lustre for me too, so I agree one great report does not make a superstar, and any girl can have a bad day with problems evident, or just detest the customer. (My classic inexplicably bad experience was Vodka a few years back - quite poplar girl though). Obviously girl and guy rapport makes a difference, but also some guys are incredibly easy to please in some facets of the experience. Some guys are so horny, the girls does not need any skills at all. A girl that is gorgeous and at least kisses real good could be enough for me, provided I don't get the "jep, jep, jep" routine, and I don't get stiff the legs like a starfish trick. Very arched pelvis (lower back) is another method some girls use to make it hard to do both DATY and to fuck.
I really do believe girls can either make it really easy to fuck them or really difficult, depending on the body relaxation and movement. Pussy power helps a lot of course.
Below average looks are enough to spoil a monger session for me too, even with apparently great skills. If I don't like the body and face only so so, it does not really get me going. So I always have to choose based on what girl appeals to me, rather than others.

A great report about a girl, if real, merely indicates, that some customers will like her, but not all. Hard to recall getting any regular girls based on some one else's recommendation in Bangkok, instead finding girls for myself. I got one OS who is still a favourite.. That was a fluke. LOL Instead we get to hear about places maybe worth trying if similar tastes, maybe not.

There is so little reward for providing good info here. It is difficult to get much useful info back. No one provides a list of top 10 places for natural stunning slim girls. LOL Oilies have so few stunning girls, and they don't last long mostly, unless have some personality defect.

[Zam007]

Hi.

Few months back I was in Bangkok and I actually have to apologize for not updating on time.

Rose from Addict Massage.

I picked what I felt was the most attractive girl out there. She smiled a lot and I noticed few girls in the lineup whose pictures were displayed in their website. Many of them don't come anywhere close to their pictures but we all know about this issue, so I am not going to rant on that further.

I chose the Jacuzzi option for 2 hours or 1. 5 hours. We filled it up and got in.

She was very well behaved, just like my previous experience with Michelle. I didn't feel like DFK, but she attempted to kiss me many times but I avoided as I was simply not in a mood to kiss her. She gave me an excellent BBJ, and sucked on my balls for a while, and massaged my tools well.

Got it up in no time and I banged her. Her pussy was reasonably tight. After about 30 minutes, I exploded and she asked me to turn over and gave me an excellent massage. I almost slept, and later even without a word, she sucked me off like she wanted more, but I was not in a mood to bang her, I let her till I CIM.

The only turn off for me was some facial hair she had on her upper lips. If she had waxed, she would have been million times more attractive.

I tipped her well for being a good girl. I don't remember the price I paid, but it was not like some members here complained. I read somewhere that they now got two levels. I paid the normal price.

One of the girls I really miss from there was a small one called Yean. One of the best girls for Rimming. No girl has such a talented tongue.

Kate Club 102.

Later, I felt horny and I checked in to next door and I was presented the line up, may be it is just my opinion, they had much prettier girls in the past. I selected who at that time looked pretty. It was when we started walking upstairs, I realized my mistake, but I didn't want to be too disappointed so just went with it. I chose the same thing from menu. Chose the jacuzzi option. Yes yes, I like to fuck in a jacuzzi.

Since I didn't like her face, I Started fucking her doggy style, and I slowly slid a finger up her ass and she didn't say a word, and then I slowly slid another finger and I had two fingers in her butt and was playing with it while pounding her and she liked it, I don't know if she would do anal but I didn't feel like asking her.

I came in 10 minutes this time and we got out of the jacuzzi and she massaged me a bit but my boy was up in 30 minutes. I was ready for the fourth one but she said I had to pay more, and in my mind I said, fuck you but I told her to massage me for the time left and she sucked. I left the place 30 minutes before the time was up but overall not a bad day. I had a good meal and went back to hotel and finished the season 3 of Narcos.

[Dan7373]

The effects you mentioned exist, but I think you're blowing it way out of proportion.

Sure, a single glowing review of a girl will probably give her extra business, but it's probably on the order of 10% more, not 3 times more. Your single review won't suddenly make her so popular that she's unavailable or burned out. While it might be prudent not to elaborate on every gory detail (especially potentially one-off acts like BBFS) on the off chance that some idiot would demand the exact same thing, every girl will encounter some idiots asking for too much along the way, and you don't need to blame yourself for that.

I wrote glowingly about a few girls in the past (say, Ying from Tulip), a several other guys did to. And she's still there, mostly available, doing the good job that she's known for. There are many factors that affect availability and performance of a particular working girl over time, and our review is, in the big scheme of things, a minor one.

I think it's important to give details of why you think the lady is good. Because the word 'good' means different things to different people. It has such an uncertain meaning, that it doesn't mean much by itself. You need the details to make it meaningful for other people.

And it's also important to take the woman's wishes into account.

I've had one massage lady ask me to tell other guys I knew that she was good in bed and that she would like to meet them too. Because at that time I was from a place that had a lot of single guys, who might be in need of a woman. And she was good in bed with me.

This lady got me to take her in a side-by-side, face-to-face position. I fumbled my cock and didn't know how to enter her pussy, because I had no previous experience with this sex-position. So, she took my cock with her hand and lightly thrust her pussy on it couple of time, without making it go inside, then on her third thrust she just slammed her pussy on my cock and made it go inside her balls deep right away. I've never had a woman take my cock with pussy like this before, and I was really into her. It was a very intimate ride. I had my arms around her, and she wrapped her upper leg around my ass. Her tits were all over my face. And suck on them I certainly did. This lady had a vaginal orgasm with me, and that's why she was so sure that she was good in bed with me.

I think most P4P ladies want to have fans, who like their pussies and buns. And this isn't just about money. Being popular among guys is something many women like and enjoy, even when this doesn't lead to sex, the way it does in P4P situations.

But if you are in doubt, then you should ask the lady. It's hard for me to imagine that the lady will not want other guys to know about her, when she is in the business of meeting such guys.

I think an ideal situation for a P4P lady is to have a bunch of fans, who will follow her buns even when she moves from one place to another. Because this way she brings some extra business to the establishment and gets some respect from the management for it. And this makes it easy for her to find and work at a place she likes.

[Syzygies]

I'm living in what you can call a Japanese hotel, by that I mean a hotel in Bangkok which caters 99% to Japanese. 2 things are for certain, these guys like sports: They'll want to play golf and they'll want to play with girls.

Behind the hotel reception are about 20+ Golf bags which takes care of their golfing. But I have to say, being out the P4 P game for a while I now see a lot of the girls they bring back to their rooms, or I meet them at 6 am in the elevator when they leave the hotel. I don't remember the girls looking this pretty when I was P4 P active. I guess new generations getting prettier and prettier.

Or maybe that's just girls who work only in Jappo places.

Same for me, in that I sometimes see Asian guys (probably Japanese) with incredibly good looking Thai girls, and wonder where the hell they got those girls from. Barfined a super Coyote from somewhere or. ? Not the Thermae! The looks were way better than that. I have to wonder if I should take a look at Thaniya Plaza, to see what the girl standard is like there.

I would always love to know what venues have plenty of stunning girls. Find very few.

We do miss your reports of comical MP visits where sometimes the weird or unexpected happened. "Blowing out of proportion" just a little is fine, better than direct sarcasm for humour. You can always leave out the girl's name if you think could make or break her. LOL Very few reports here were as entertaining as yours. Normally we are stuck with just extracting what very little actual data a poster is willing to add.

[NicFrenchy]

The effects you mentioned exist, but I think you're blowing it way out of proportion.

Of course I did, just makes the read more. Interesting?

Points remain somewhat valid though I hope (or maybe I failed miserably and should have kept my mouth shut).

[Crocodilexp]

This forum really has, or used to have the power to make or break a girl / shop.

The effects you mentioned exist, but I think you're blowing it way out of proportion.

Sure, a single glowing review of a girl will probably give her extra business, but it's probably on the order of 10% more, not 3 times more. Your single review won't suddenly make her so popular that she's unavailable or burned out. While it might be prudent not to elaborate on every gory detail (especially potentially one-off acts like BBFS) on the off chance that some idiot would demand the exact same thing, every girl will encounter some idiots asking for too much along the way, and you don't need to blame yourself for that.

I wrote glowingly about a few girls in the past (say, Ying from Tulip), a several other guys did to. And she's still there, mostly available, doing the good job that she's known for. There are many factors that affect availability and performance of a particular working girl over time, and our review is, in the big scheme of things, a minor one.

[NicFrenchy]

find the best girls have to be booked in advance so just turning up and looking round doesn't work well.

Ah the memories.

How many times have I sat in front of the keyboard ready to spill the beans about my encounter of the P4 P only to stop myself from fear at times.

Fear? You may wonder. But fear of what? Well I think people underestimate the power of this forum. While there may be a dozen or so active posters, there are hundreds if not thousands of lurkers.

1. Positive reviews about a place will surely increase that place's business.

2. Positive reviews about a specific girl will surely increase her business.

3. The more detailed the review, the more some will ask for the same experience.

Obviously, cleanliness, prices, general service also play a strong role in an MP selection process and the better equipped places will always be busy.

Also, as a reviewer (is that what we should call ourselves? Or a critic perhaps?) you are faced with a dilemma when putting pen to paper (or finger to keyboard). Do you promote the shop and the girl? Do you want to come back next time and not be able to get the girl because she's now popular and busy? And when you do get to see her much later cause, she's got a 3 months waiting list, she's tired and not the same energy and fun ball as she was when you first met her.

Lastly, I will never forget how one girl was angry at me asking me about the internet because some idiot from here printed my review and expected (no. Demanded) to have the exact same experience? What if the girl went out of her way because somehow you clicked with her? Do you write that (like my FS sessions at Akane for example, forbidden by the shop rules).

This forum really has, or used to have the power to make or break a girl / shop. Nowadays, with all the technology available, I'm not sure it carries the same weight it used to, but maybe enough for you to not be able to re-live your fantastic experience with Somying. As she's now on the to-do list of about a few thousand lurkers, soon-to-be visitors.