Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Mackin]

After arriving in BKK and setteling in it was time to move into uncharted waters. Speaking with some other members I was reminded of Luxury massage . They gave it a positive recommendation. So yesterday I was in the area and decided to give it a try. The mamasan was different from the days before but welcomed me and offeresd me the price list. I oppted for the spa and massage for 2 hours. The book had a few I thought I could choose from so i asked to see them. Mamasam said only could see 2 , So I picked from the list. I ended with a Miss P****. Off to the room which was very clean. The jucuzzi looked inviting. Miss P came back and asked what I wanted. I told her FS would do fine today. As we got naked we both took off our cloths and got ready for the tub. The wash was fine but that was what it was, nothing more. A 60 minute massage was then given with 3 trips in and out of the tub to wash off the oil and scrub cream. I was beginning to wonder about the sex part. The last time in the tub she started to massage the little friend. I had massaged her nipples briefly during some of the tub time but that was all that seemed to be offered. Finally off to the bed. again. I personally didn't like the bed as it was a japanese style of 6 inches off the floor, hard , and not very big. A little bbbj and full service was on. Nothing special about either. Very average and business like. I must admit she does not speak a lot of english so that may have hampered the situation. Luxury is clean and for some it has been a good experience. For me it was not something I would go back for. Miss P*** was very nice, but not what I was interested in at that time. But always remember that YMMV.

[Great Guy]

What's the big deal. We would all like to see more reports about other places. Personally I report on all MP places visited but may omit repeats on occasions. I hope other mongers will report on new places they visit too, even if it was bad and are labelling it a "don't bother".

Good points, Mick! I'll try to follow your lead and report on all visits, or at least almost all. And, yes, reports on visits that were less than spectacular (or even no fun at all, although YMMV) provide very valuable information, too.GG

[Giotto]

Giotto,Love your euphemism man. Well if you check one out, I'll do the same and maybe that will be a start of something new.

Run Mann,I would love to do that ... but I am somehow "handicapped" . Giotto

[Run Mann]

Giotto,Love your euphemism man. Well if you check one out, I'll do the same and maybe that will be a start of something new.

Run Mann,But who will take the risk to check those places out, if he permanently reads about the quality he can get in SOME well known flower shops ...Giotto

[Giotto]

Giotto,The purpose of that link was to provide the board with alternative choices to the one massage parlor being repeatedly discussed and even "hyped" here according to some members. The Go-Go?s and the rankings were not a part of the equation for me. Have no idea how they determined the rankings but my view on rankings is that they are usually subjective and YMMV applies.... There is a tendency on this board to have myopic discussion about singular places/girls. In my view, there is way too much action in BKK for those type of tunnel discussions. ...Peace!

Run Mann,There was no war at all ... and after you clarify the intention the list might help some people. But who will take the risk to check those places out, if he permanently reads about the quality he can get in SOME well known flower shops ...We need reviews of those places. I wrote one, but its for sure not upto date any more.Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

But after Rin's treatment, I first need to recuperate,

I think I know exactly how you feel

[Member #3428]

One of my admittedly rare FRs describes a mind blowing session with Rin and my TGF in March last year.

Ah... so it's you I have to thank for that not Run Mann... Admittedly remembering that report is why we did the same thing. Cheers mate..

[NicFrenchy]

The listing is more than just about Hana Massage and all the girls are not gone from all those sites. Got to love the Thailand Threads.

I see. My mistake as I thought we were only talking about Hana's website. Did not click on the link you provided until just now.

[Giotto]

Ok, I'll bite, why?

Run Mann, That ranking is obviously by number of website photos. No. 1 Dollhouse is not to be recommended, there are much better GoGo bars in Soi Cowboy (eg. Sharks). And if Demonia is No. 10 on that list - that's a small nearly unknown SM club here in Soi 33, very few customers, nobody knows it ... if this is the No. 10 then i question all the list.Giotto

[Run Mann]

This is illogical reasoning, so we should only post listing of updated web sites? Who decides what updated means? Rin is two years older in the picture, so what? The site provides a listing of various current venues. Members can choose to use it or not as they do with any other list. The listing is more than just about Hana Massage and all the girls are not gone from all those sites. Got to love the Thailand Threads.

Simply because that website was created in 2006 and never updated. All the girls are gone (replaced by new ones).Also, Rin is 2 years older than in the picture

[1Ball]

Ah... I'll only be single for a day... Just enough time to get into more trouble If anyone understands women, specifically asian women, more specifically thai women, let me know as I swear to god they are an alien species. Ting tong 99% of the time. And considering I live in the region I should have known this before I got involved. I just gotta decide if I open the door for her or keep it shut for a while longer. Basically it comes down to their attitude of not thinking or worrying about tomorrow, that tomorrow will magically take care of itself and no worry about the plans for the future. Typical Isan BS... Have paddy, have buffalo, then why think about tomorrow... Sometimes they are great planners but other times they are lazy sacks of crap... But nice to see you are still a lurker here. Maybe I should take you up on that offer of an Indo Wife for a while... BTW... the Thai wife still wants to come and stay with you over there for a holiday.

Of course, Tansak, Indo women are pretty much the same as Thai women, so I feel your pain brother. she still wants to come and visit? well, send her down, I will keep her entertained....... Air Asia just started a non stop.All seriousness aside, you need to remember what attracted you to her in the beginning. It sure wasn't her knowledge of financial planning, and her concerns about the future. You know you can't change her, so just enjoy, knowing the limitations, and you won't tear your hair out over this.And of course, you DO still matter to all of us.

[NicFrenchy]

Ok, I'll bite, why?

Simply because that website was created in 2006 and never updated. All the girls are gone (replaced by new ones).Also, Rin is 2 years older than in the picture

[Member #3428]

OMG Tansak, you only just got married !What happened. Do tell.

Ah... I'll only be single for a day... Just enough time to get into more trouble If anyone understands women, specifically asian women, more specifically thai women, let me know as I swear to god they are an alien species. Ting tong 99% of the time. And considering I live in the region I should have known this before I got involved. I just gotta decide if I open the door for her or keep it shut for a while longer. Basically it comes down to their attitude of not thinking or worrying about tomorrow, that tomorrow will magically take care of itself and no worry about the plans for the future. Typical Isan BS... Have paddy, have buffalo, then why think about tomorrow... Sometimes they are great planners but other times they are lazy sacks of crap... But nice to see you are still a lurker here. Maybe I should take you up on that offer of an Indo Wife for a while... BTW... the Thai wife still wants to come and stay with you over there for a holiday.

[1Ball]

But alas... I think I'm single again so I'll have to suffer through solo sessions for a while

OMG Tansak, you only just got married !What happened. Do tell.

[Member #3428]

Was? isn't she a superstar anymore?

She is a good provider in my book, just no one talks about her anymore. And that's fine with me, no one wants a rose anymore or venture to 22 or such anymore which is fine by me.