Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Dardo]

On the hearsay part, sorry, but I have 2 friends that love certain MPs (BIG names) because of the Bareback offered (by more than 1 girl).Look, the reason I posted the report is to make people aware of what happends in Thai MPs. Bareback is offered everywhere, adn if it is not offered then some clients will Ask for it adn get it.Not talking about it would be like ignoring the big Elephant sitting in your living room.

This is really something important to know about. I've always used condom and tried to be very careful, and for most of people like me I'm sure we usually don't see/are not aware of the other side of the coin, and what the girls are capable of doing for money (or because the insistence of other customers.)

[Andy Abs]

I don't really use massage parlors that much. When my brother comes on holiday you can't get me out of them. 2 weeks.I use an un-named popular one. And I have to say on three separate occasions, three different girls, they have tried to put the old soldier in without his body armour on. I just thought it was a normal. I did not carry on. But yes it is worrying that not only do they put their customers at risk they also put their selves at great risk. I also have the added risk of a demented Thai wife. No win situation.

[NicFrenchy]

It doesn't make sense. And when something doesn't make sense, then most likely it's not true.

You haven't been in Thailand very long have you? I would start to get worried if things made sense...

[NicFrenchy]

If any girl did offer or do bareback with me, I certainly would not be publishing her name on the forum.

I have to say, I agree. It wasn't my intention to create such a fuss about the girls. I removed the names from my Original Post

You would do better to publish your own experiences. I object to hearsay.

I try to do so but time does not permit me writing a lot lately, but I'll get back to posting review soon. On the hearsay part, sorry, but I have 2 friends that love certain MPs (BIG names) because of the Bareback offered (by more than 1 girl).Look, the reason I posted the report is to make people aware of what happends in Thai MPs. Bareback is offered everywhere, adn if it is not offered then some clients will Ask for it adn get it.Not talking about it would be like ignoring the big Elephant sitting in your living room.

[Member #3428]

If any girl did offer or do bareback with me, I certainly would not be publishing her name on the forum.

I definitely agree with you on this one. In my case it was a year and a half ago and I never went back to that girl even if I do go back to the MP. But never did I publish who she is and I am not stupid enough to go bareback with an MP girl. I only confirmed first hand report that BareBack was OFFERED to me. And for those of you who are PMing me to ask me who she was, forget it, I'm not interested in promoting girls who will go bareback.

[Giotto]

Here we have the key downside of anonymous newsgroups.Who is "Love Sex 22"?

Georgek,Who is "Georgek"? 4 reports, and not a single contribution...Giotto

[Opebo]

It is nice for those of us seeking a particular special service to read whether or not such service is available in any given venue, but, alas, due to the Control mentality about this issue on the part of many mongermen, reports which mention this lead only to argumentation upon the forum. What is worse, in some cases busy bodies confront the girls and/or management of a venue with their outrage in re, and - yes mongers it can happen - said service is lost to us.I am as guilty as any of arousing this busybody brigade, and I fear I may have exposed some venues to their ire, but I think I have avoided mentioning any specific girl providing such services. Please, gentlemen barebackers, consider refraining from exposing any girl who goes above and beyond upon this forum.

[Love Sex 22]

Love Sex 22,The disturbing part is that this happened already "the first time". If they do it the first time bareback with you they will do so with many customers.Again - it was not NicFrenchy's report, it was a report from another site and another poster which Nic posted here.Giotto

Exactly I am sure they do it with many customers. I today received some private messages confirming the bare back factor with other members that did not want to go public with their names. And I am sorry about the misunderstanding about nicefrenchy .

[Raptors]

After arriving in BKK and setteling in it was time to move into uncharted waters. Speaking with some other members I was reminded of Luxury massage. They gave it a positive recommendation. So yesterday I was in the area and decided to give it a try.The mamasan was different from the days before but welcomed me and offeresd me the price list. I oppted for the spa and massage for 2 hours. The book had a few I thought I could choose from so I asked to see them. Mamasam said only could see 2, So I picked from the list. I ended with a Miss P****.Off to the room which was very clean. The jucuzzi looked inviting. Miss P came back and asked what I wanted. I told her FS would do fine today. As we got naked we both took off our cloths and got ready for the tub. The wash was fine but that was what it was, nothing more. A 60 minute massage was then given with 3 trips in and out of the tub to wash off the oil and scrub cream.I was beginning to wonder about the sex part. The last time in the tub she started to massage the little friend. I had massaged her nipples briefly during some of the tub time but that was all that seemed to be offered.Finally off to the bed. Again. I personally didn't like the bed as it was a japanese style of 6 inches off the floor, hard, and not very big.A little BBBJ and full service was on. Nothing special about either. Very average and business like. I must admit she does not speak a lot of english so that may have hampered the situation.Luxury is clean and for some it has been a good experience. For me it was not something I would go back for. Miss P*** was very nice, but not what I was interested in at that time. But always remember that YMMV.

Actually I would echo this report as I was at luxury yesterday also. I liked the place also, very clean good size room and I was happy with my girl. Nevertheless the beds are very hard and I actually hurt my knees while fucking. But ok.

[Georgek]

Here we have the key downside of anonymous newsgroups.Who is "Love Sex 22"?

[Giotto]

I bare back sex with Yok. Fa. Cee. Dao. the first time I had a session with them. And many times after. Never asked them if they do that with other customers.

Love Sex 22,The disturbing part is that this happened already "the first time". If they do it the first time bareback with you they will do so with many customers.

But since nicefrenchy had the guts ...

Again - it was not NicFrenchy's report, it was a report from another site and another poster which Nic posted here.Giotto

[NicFrenchy]

For those who want to visit the Grace Hotel, the Below Post From Evil Penivel is a must read

As a celebration of perversity, and perhaps in rebellion over the staid direction my life has taken, I decided to revisit the legendary coffee shop of the Grace Hotel after an absence of 22 years. I first visited the Grace back in 1980, a few years after Playboy magazine had immortalized it with the line, "If you can't get laid out of the coffee shop of the Grace Hotel, you can't get laid anywhere on earth." Already then the hotel was in a state of decline, but there was still a lot of good fun to be had in the coffee shop. I paid a return visit in 1983 and the hotel had become a hellhole- even the mice had tattoos and carried tiny daggers- and the coffee shop wasn't much better, so I never went back on many subsequent visits to LOS. Until 2005, that is. I knew the Grace had deteriorated considerably from the halcyon days I remembered, but nothing, absolutely nothing, could have prepared me for the existential horror I encountered. The writings of Joseph Conrad, or even Stephen King, don't come close to capturing that particular heart of darkness. The sign that reads, ''Abandon all hope, ye who enter here,'' should hang above the entrance to the Grace coffee shop, not Dante's Inferno. It was the scariest collection of male individuals you'll ever see outside Death Row at the Texas State Penitentiary. The cutthroat contingent included Chechen and Kiev mobsters, al Qaida sympathizers, a rainbow coalition of drug smugglers and what appeared to be members of the Manson family and the Oakland chapter of Hell's Angels. As I stepped in, a couple of them stared at me like they'd cheerfully kill me for the change in my pocket or the fillings in my teeth. One looked at me and licked his lips, as though he was thinking about dinner. I could imagine the inhabitants of the Grace coffee shop bargaining over the sale of everything from babies to weapons of mass destruction, at least when they weren't engaged in acts of ritual sacrifice or cannibalism. The less malignant types were mostly over-ripe hippies and old-fashioned winos who couldn't pass the dress code at a shelter for the homeless. Some were so comatose they seemed to have taken root and become part of the coffee shop's fixtures. One, cobwebs hanging from his face, appeared to have been dead for three days, but no one even noticed, much less cared. And the women! You'd need a new word in the English language to describe them, "mega-hideous" is the closest I can come. The creatures in the Stars War cantina scene had more sex appeal. I'm a firm believer that personality and attitude trump appearance in most P4P situations, but considering the customer base at Grace, the personalities of these women must be uglier than their faces. Severe cases of post-traumatic syndrome had to be the least serious damage to their psyches. Yes, there were some farang hookers on site, but they looked to be descendants of Tamara Press, the female locomotive engineer from Kharkov who won gold medals for the Soviet Union in women's shot-put events at the 1960 and 1964 Olympic Games. I also began wondering what disease, STD or otherwise, leaves red blotchy marks on your skin - a lot of the individuals at the Grace, male and female, had them - and whether it could be airborne. I was worried about catching a terminal disease just by breathing the same air, much less touching any of them. I began gingerly backing towards the door, sort of like Indiana Jones extricating himself from a pit of snakes or Aragorn retreating from an army of orcs. I hoped I'd make it out without significant harm to either my health or my sanity. I fully understand "one man's meat is another's poison," and all that. But if I live another 100 years, I can never, ever understand why anyone would set foot in the Grace, unless, like me, it was a mistake of sorts. To anyone who says they enjoy the Grace, I have to ask- What else do you do for fun? Swim laps in a cesspool? Travel to India to watch people die in a hospice? I don't know what the world record is for covering the distance between the Grace and Landmark Hotel, but I must have come close to breaking it that day. I almost knelt and kissed the inlay thingy in the floor of the lobby of the Landmark, so glad I was to have escaped the hotel of the living dead. I saw it as a midway point on a metaphysical journey- from the very bowels of hell to the earthly paradise of the Eden Club later that evening. Back in my suite, I stripped off my clothes and sent them to be dry cleaned (fumigation wasn't a realistic option, the valet said). I then soaked in the tub for an hour and scrubbed away the top layer of my skin. My body cleansed and dressed in fresh clothes, I took the short walk to Eden to restore my soul. It was a perfect touch as streaks of the setting sun broke through the clouds just as turned into Soi 7/1. The sex-show tout who pushed a brochure in my face kind of spoiled the heavenly image, but pure faith kept me going to the entrance of Eden. The nightmares from my one-minute visit to the Grace haven't entirely disappeared, but the ministrations of the Eden girls have lessened their impact. On bad nights, I still dream that I'm visiting Bangkok, but the coffee shop at the Grace Hotel is the only establishment open for business. And I wake up screaming. "The horror, oh the horror."

[NicFrenchy]

There was another striking difference with respect to other MP's: the ladies were not slim but chubby, some were even fat. Not that they were ugly, in fact a few of them had pretty faces despite of their fat bodies.

Yes, absolutely the same impression when I was there 2 years ago. Grace Hotel is a hotel frequented 100% by Saudi-Arabians so the girls are Fat to please the Clientele. To be honest, I felt very uncomfortable walking into the Grace Hotel because all the customers were looking at me thinking "what is this guy doing here?" and they had unpleasant looks on their faces.

[Mackin]

After arriving in BKK and setteling in it was time to move into uncharted waters. Speaking with some other members I was reminded of Luxury massage . They gave it a positive recommendation. So yesterday I was in the area and decided to give it a try. The mamasan was different from the days before but welcomed me and offeresd me the price list. I oppted for the spa and massage for 2 hours. The book had a few I thought I could choose from so i asked to see them. Mamasam said only could see 2 , So I picked from the list. I ended with a Miss P****. Off to the room which was very clean. The jucuzzi looked inviting. Miss P came back and asked what I wanted. I told her FS would do fine today. As we got naked we both took off our cloths and got ready for the tub. The wash was fine but that was what it was, nothing more. A 60 minute massage was then given with 3 trips in and out of the tub to wash off the oil and scrub cream. I was beginning to wonder about the sex part. The last time in the tub she started to massage the little friend. I had massaged her nipples briefly during some of the tub time but that was all that seemed to be offered. Finally off to the bed. again. I personally didn't like the bed as it was a japanese style of 6 inches off the floor, hard , and not very big. A little bbbj and full service was on. Nothing special about either. Very average and business like. I must admit she does not speak a lot of english so that may have hampered the situation. Luxury is clean and for some it has been a good experience. For me it was not something I would go back for. Miss P*** was very nice, but not what I was interested in at that time. But always remember that YMMV.

[Great Guy]

What's the big deal. We would all like to see more reports about other places. Personally I report on all MP places visited but may omit repeats on occasions. I hope other mongers will report on new places they visit too, even if it was bad and are labelling it a "don't bother".

Good points, Mick! I'll try to follow your lead and report on all visits, or at least almost all. And, yes, reports on visits that were less than spectacular (or even no fun at all, although YMMV) provide very valuable information, too.GG