Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Rodwint2]

FULL REVIEWWaste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension. Had 2 hours there too. But 3 shots and a wonderful Time.

So who at Mango provided such wonderful service to you?

[NicFrenchy]

FULL REVIEW

Well the news of EZmassage opening its doors got me curious. Ah, Curiosity. This emotion that represents a drive to know or try new things.

Looking at the website and seeing a few cuties, coupled with the Special Discount they have of 50% for Certain Forum members on the Massage, I was very keen to try this place.

I'll fast forward the drama and get right to the report, well, I arrived in the sub soi from the Far side and walking down I could already see the EZ Massage sign (See Picture). They had 3 girls outside trying to usher customers. Considering the competition at their Doorstep: Sakura, Pink, Mango, they're going to need every help they can get.

It is actually good that they have girls outside because to get into EZ Massage you have to climb a set of stairs (a la Aviva). Many customers will not be willing to climb up and go to Mango or Pink. But if girls are there then it's ok I guess.

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I went up the flight of Stairs and saw a customer already sitting down and enjoying an "after session" warm tea. Dude did not look like a tourist so maybe a fellow Forum member?

Anyway, seeing me arrive seemed to make him lose his Mojo or something because he quickly escaped. I guess the SOL buddy-couch-Blowjob is out the question then eh? LOL (If you're reading the Forum: Nice Shoes).

So, Arriving upstairs there was a little Chaos as the girls did not really know what to do, I guess it is perfectly normal when you start a new job and work in a new environment. So I guess they will need a couple days to get the routine all figured out.

2 couches (white) but with a Leopard cover on top were not really to my taste but quite Frankly, who gives a damn right?

The welcome vestibule is a bit small but ok. I was on the Phone so that also threw the girls off a little as they were not sure wether to disturb me or not. They quietly put the Book (photo album of the Girls) and Rate Sheet beside me.

I flipped through the book and there were many ladies in the vestibule so I had a look at them too. I could recognize only one girl. The girl that was sitting with the guy before me. I am not a fan of picking up someone else's crumbs so I decided not to even consider this girl for picking.

As I was still on the Phone and Browsing through the Book, the ladies did not really know if they were to approach or not so they went away and gave me some Space (which is a very smart move).

REMEMBER. I am here for a Review so I cannot behave like a Local and how I like to Direct the girls. I acted the same way "Joe Tourist" would do. (or I tried to).

When I hang-up the Phone, the Lady sitting with the Dude before (Miss Nancy) approached me with a Smile and asked if she could help me or if I had any questions, All in a Very good English.

I asked her if All the ladies were available and she joked: "yeah, sure, all the ladies can go in the room to massage you" LOL.

I browsed through the book and yes, the Ladies Pictures are heavily Photoshopped. The only girls I could recognize was Miss Nancy (with the name Natalee in the Book. WTF).

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The book was not finished yet as they did not have the stickers to show which girls are busy or not.

I confidently Pointed to LILY and Nancy went to inquire whether she was available or not. She was outside on an outcall.

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Nancy went through the whole book with me and was extremely helpful, she pointed a girl that was good at massage and said when we arrived to her Photo "this lady is me" but did not push to sell herself at all. She suggested I see the whole line up of girls in the Flesh and that they could call them for me.

I said: "Sure, Why not?"

All the while chit-chatting with Nancy as she was asking me where I am from. Her English is Excellent and she is an absolute Sweetheart. I really had to fight not to take her.

I looked at the book by the time all the girls were lining up and I thought, what the hell. So I pointed towards one girl from the Book: Let's Call Her XXX (not her name of course).

Nancy asked me what Massage I wanted,"you have discount for * Forum members?" I asked, and after checking, Nancy told me "yes, we have special 50% dscount for 7 days only" and she added "But for massage only na. Not special" while giving me a big Smile. ADORABLE Girl and Perfect Attitude.

She even asked me if I wanted a Water or Tea? And that it would be Free. I chose water.

I felt Very comfortable and unrushed which is very good.

Nancy still joked with me while XXX was removing my shoes and giving me Slippers. I chose 2 hours GEL Massage.

Up we go 2 flight of Stairs to a very well appointed room with a Nice Mirror and Shower. I like the fact that the mattress is on the Floor. So far, the Place looks good.

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I showered alone as Miss XXX Took her time to come back to the room and thankfully the Shower gel and Listerine Bottle were already inside the Shower.

The lady asked me if I wanted a Strong Massage but I declined. In fact the Massage was neither Strong nor Sensual. Just very forgettable.

Once she finished my Back, I asked to go to the Toilet and she escorted me at the end of the Corridor. Very Clean but No Toilet paper (WTF?).

Back in the Room and the same uninspired massage at the Front. I was playing with my Iphone most of the time (which shows how boring it was).

Finally after what seemed to be an eternity, she asked if I want extras but I was not even sure we had time and that the 2 hours were up.

She indicated that there was 35mn left.

I wanted a Body-to-Body Massage with Blowjob. She smiled and said that the BJ was going to be Covered. I smiled and told her I can't cum from a CBJ so she offered a Body to Body with HJ. I explained to her that it would probably take her 2 hours to make me come from a HJ (I was basing myself on the average Massage). She offered "Boom Boom" but with 30mn Left on the Clock, Sorry, No way I can make it on time and cum that fast.

She explained that she could not do a BJ without condom. I told her I respect that choice, it is her health and she has every right to be careful.

I wish I was there on my own and not for the sake of the review. Then I would not have waited 1. 5 hours for the "extras" to be mentioned and told the lady right from the start that she could keep the massage for another customer and start sex immediately.

I told her that I would not be taking any "Special" as the HJ I cannot cum From, CBJ is a sacrilege and I don't like it. And Boom Boom was too short time as 35mn is only enough to get started.

In all fairness to the girl (Miss XXX) , she was quite nice and I had a good time talking with her. I gave her 200 tip as she spent 2 hours out of "rotation" to give me a massage and not sure if she is paid our of the massage fee (probably not giving I paid one hour Fee for 2 hours Massage).

@The Cashier, the lady asked me what massage and then asked me for the Full price (without the discount). I gave her only half that and she did not push for the rest. I thought she would have remembered me from when I asked about the discount or maybe she tried to see if I would forget. Anyway this was not a very nice touch.

Waste of 2 hours for me and I had to go next door to Mango to release my tension. Had 2 hours there too. But 3 shots and a wonderful Time.

As Far as EZ Massage goes, well, I hope the girls talk about extras faster than with 30mn left on the clock.

I will not give out the name of the Girl because everyone deserves a second Chance and being the first day for the girl I understand she would be tired. She was very nice and I hope her service improves.

As for EZmassage, it looks like it will take a miracle for me to go back there. There are so many shops around :

Mango, Pink, Sakura & Orient right in the same sub-soi. Also that Crappy barber shop with the girls outside.

Hope the other guy had a better experience than me.

[BionicMan]

Don't forget that you will need to pay some amount (think 500 Baht) as a transit fees.Cheers

It is 700 Baht but only if you don't have a through check-in boarding card already.If at the origin airport you are given the boarding card for the connecting flight nothing will be asked at security.At least this is what happens to me. I had to pay only once as I was doing the whole check-in procedure and my ticket did not officially allowed a stop over. Anyhow. 700B and you are done! .

[Jim200]

Just had the information that outcall would be 3. 500 all inclusive, negociable to 3. 000. Somehow expensive, unless you do not give a tip. At Mango 1. 000 for the shop. 1.500 for the lady + tip 500+ = 3. 000

What is this 500 baht tip? Do you give 500 baht tip at the shop as well? That's more money than some of the hottest go-go girls for at best a 7, albeit one that gives good to great service. Does anyone else tip the outcall oily girls?

[Duniawala]

Hi Guys, I was wondering if there is any massage facility at BKK airport and are they offering any "Special Massage". I have around 8 hours in transit.

Thanks

Massage facility, yes. Specials. Don't know. This is located at the Day Rooms area. However, rates are like double to triple wrt city rates. Also, if you are a Biz or First Class flier on Thai Airways, they have complimentary massage next their lounges.

[Nongpagba]

Grand Opening Today.

Located next to Mango Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24.

Oil Massage 400 baht 750 baht 800 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Gel Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Lotion Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

Thai + Aroma 800 baht

Thai Massage 300 baht 400 baht 500 baht.

EZ Thai Massage Special 1800 baht 2000 baht 2200 baht.

EZ Oil Massage Special 1900 baht 2100 baht 2300 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage Special 2000 baht 2200 baht 2400 baht.

http://www.ezmassagebkk.com

Just had the information that outcall would be 3. 500 all inclusive, negociable to 3. 000. Somehow expensive, unless you do not give a tip. At Mango 1. 000 for the shop. 1.500 for the lady + tip 500+ = 3. 000

[Mangofan]

Grand Opening Today.

Located next to Mango Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24.

Oil Massage 400 baht 750 baht 800 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Gel Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Lotion Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

Thai + Aroma 800 baht

Thai Massage 300 baht 400 baht 500 baht.

EZ Thai Massage Special 1800 baht 2000 baht 2200 baht.

EZ Oil Massage Special 1900 baht 2100 baht 2300 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage Special 2000 baht 2200 baht 2400 baht.

http://www.ezmassagebkk.com

Very nice pics, although very obviously photoshopped. Lily and Suki are my faves. But it looks like you have to pay for special services up front, which is a downer. Is this place just a one-shot place or multiple?

[Nongpagba]

Grand Opening Today.

Located next to Mango Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24.

Oil Massage 400 baht 750 baht 800 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Gel Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Lotion Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

Thai + Aroma 800 baht

Thai Massage 300 baht 400 baht 500 baht.

EZ Thai Massage Special 1800 baht 2000 baht 2200 baht.

EZ Oil Massage Special 1900 baht 2100 baht 2300 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage Special 2000 baht 2200 baht 2400 baht.

http://www.ezmassagebkk.com

Nice pictures, quite professional internet page; gives more the impression to be like Angel or Love teen etc.

[NicFrenchy]

Grand Opening Today.

Located next to Mango Massage at Sukhumvit Soi 24.

Oil Massage 400 baht 750 baht 800 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Gel Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

EZ Lotion Massage 500 baht 750 baht 1000 baht.

Thai + Aroma 800 baht

Thai Massage 300 baht 400 baht 500 baht.

EZ Thai Massage Special 1800 baht 2000 baht 2200 baht.

EZ Oil Massage Special 1900 baht 2100 baht 2300 baht.

EZ Aroma Massage Special 2000 baht 2200 baht 2400 baht.

http://www.ezmassagebkk.com

[Hunky Don]

Foot massage. Yes, reaching out north of that. None to the best of my knowledge.You said you have 8 hours in transit. Take a taxi to Subkhumvit (1 hr max) , visit Mango / Tulip (2 hrs) and return back to airport (1 hr max). You will have another 4 hours and much more than a smile on your face.Don't forget that you will need to pay some amount (think 500 Baht) as a transit fees.Cheers

Hi Guys, I was wondering if there is any massage facility at BKK airport and are they offering any "Special Massage". I have around 8 hours in transit.Thanks

[Pune Warrier]

Hi Guys, I was wondering if there is any massage facility at BKK airport and are they offering any "Special Massage". I have around 8 hours in transit.Thanks

[Hunky Don]

Spot on. More likely to meet fakes. Check out Orient massage, Angels massage.Why on earth would they work here to earn 10% of what they will back home.Importantly, service quality is more suspect. Been to places in Beijing and Tokyo, but service quality comes nowhere near what available in LOS.

Your chances are slim. However you can find plenty of Thai girls who try very hard to look like Japanese / Korean or Chinese celebrities / models (especially the pale looking types). Research this forum. And go to any parlor that caters to japanese men. Those are the MP's you would like.

[Siam Dreamer]

Hi guys,

Any chance to find massage parlours in BKK that have Japanese / Korean or Chinese girls working with?

Your chances are slim. However you can find plenty of Thai girls who try very hard to look like Japanese / Korean or Chinese celebrities / models (especially the pale looking types). Research this forum. And go to any parlor that caters to japanese men. Those are the MP's you would like.

[John Euro]

My final conclusion is that there is not much comparison between the old Sazanka and Nico and Nico except the papa san and is not near to Akane regarding service or the erotic part, yes they give the treatments the same name. The girls at Nico's did get for sure no proper training or instructions regarding how a real Korean Akasuri works, I am not only talking about the HJ but mainly the wash & scrub part They have to please the client the right way and motivate you to come back. For the same price or a bit more Thb. The quality, service and the sexy treatment at Akane is far better and guarantees a lot more fun with girls that are very dedicated to the job.John

[Rocksoff]

You can find Chinese girls In Chinatown apparently, but not sure how many are genuine Chinese.

They're probably genuine Thai-Chinese, I. E. Grandfather or father came from mainland China.

They're probably also aunties, although some of them look fit enough if you're a man of robust tastes.