Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

What good is telling a girl that she's overweight? She knows that and most likely tells herself that every day. I dated a portly girl many decades ago and understand their mindset. Are those direct Thais to whom you refer known for their couth? The Thai pros and non-pros with whom I have had relations have all been quite prudent. I prefer to discuss working out and dieting with a girl, initiated diplomatically, rather than to offend them. That would have more effective results.

I have met a few oily gals who workout and eat right. They are in the minority. Talking to them about exercise and diet is like talking to a dog about Outer Mongolian politics. Loss of face is one of the only ways to initiate action. Sorry, I've never been on board with the "fat is ok and should be celebrated crowd. " Guess the new term is curvy, but that really means fat.

[Spanky28]

Again she showered me super well and helped me dress to have me on my way with a big smile on my face! Overall really great experience and super unique from anything else. I really need to go back sometime and try it with 2 girls for a longer session!

Sounds like you had a blast. How much was the damage?

[Mr Benn]

P.S. I am available as a consultant trainer.

That gig is not as much fun as you might imagine, Franciscass. Against my better judgement, I was once persuaded to take part in a massage shop training session. When a manager does the training himself, I believe that the shop pays. This courtesy wasn't extended to me, however, so I turned down their subsequent requests.

[Mr Benn]

Palmy is a skinny girl. This earns her an automatic place on my dance-card. Her photo is accurate and there are no horrors lurking under her T-shirt.

I found her to be cooperative if a bit standoffish. No blowjob was offered but I'm sure that she would have obliged if I had insisted. Somehow, she seemed to have convinced herself that I would take liberties. This may have had something to do with the hard-working reputation of my current favourite at Snow White. The more timid girls assume that her regular customers are too demanding.

Intercourse was pleasant enough though and Palmy made no attempt to set rules or rush me. Sex with a skinny girl is a rare treat these days. I suspect that a couple of repeats would build the trust necessary for Palmy to come out of her shell. Surprise anal would almost certainly be counterproductive.

The trust-building strategy has worked well for me in the past but I am currently exploring lower-hanging fruit so I may not have the time to test this hypothesis on Palmy myself.

I would be genuinely interested to learn whether another more patient punter has managed to coax a strong performance out of her.

[Mr Benn]

I tried newbie Biwtee (Beauty) and she could lose a few kilos too.

You and I have the same spec, Syzygies. Pretty, all-natural skinny's hit the spot for me too but a polite coupling with some fragile cover-girl who ends the session with her makeup intact is a fail in my book. To ensure that today's service standards meet with my old-timey expectations, I have had to make compromises.

I took Beauty last year but I can't remember anything about the session. I guess that says it all.

The only all-natural skinny in Snow White is Palmy. Her face is also quite acceptable to me. I liked her but there are a few caveats. See above for my review.

[EihTooms]

For sure they are very direct. Almost every Thai working girl I talk to calls me fat. It doesn't bother me in the least. If it bothered me, I'd lose some weight. It never stops them from taking my money so it's a non issue.

I am less than 2 kilos/about 4 lbs overweight for my height according to any Proper Weight-to-Height chart on the internet. Neither P4P Thai girls nor regular non pro Thai girls hesitate for a moment to comment on me being "uon" (fat) when they put their hands on my waist or stomach. Yes, many Thai girls will say they like a man with a little extra weight on his body. But the fact that they even give me a backhand compliment like that, must say anything at all about those 2 kilos, tells me a lot about how Thai girls don't give a damn about trying to be diplomatically silent regarding anybody else's weight.

[Turgid]

Many would certainly tell you. Thais can be very direct. Maybe if more punters told them to their face, they'd get the message and lay off the big desserts and junk food.
And if the punters don't accept and the gals don't get any business then they'll improve or close. Either is an improvement on the current state of things.

What good is telling a girl that she's overweight? She knows that and most likely tells herself that every day. I dated a portly girl many decades ago and understand their mindset. Are those direct Thais to whom you refer known for their couth? The Thai pros and non-pros with whom I have had relations have all been quite prudent. I prefer to discuss working out and dieting with a girl, initiated diplomatically, rather than to offend them. That would have more effective results.

[Smoothy]

Many would certainly tell you. Thais can be very direct.

For sure they are very direct. Almost every Thai working girl I talk to calls me fat. It doesn't bother me in the least. If it bothered me, I'd lose some weight. It never stops them from taking my money so it's a non issue.

[Goatscrot]

Mamasans are not stupid. They know exactly what mongers like. If they could get all slim good looking girls you think they would not accept them? Anyway we all have different styles. I would tell a mamasan anything but I will never tell a working girl to her face or within earshot that she is fat.

Many would certainly tell you. Thais can be very direct. Maybe if more punters told them to their face, they'd get the message and lay off the big desserts and junk food.
And if the punters don't accept and the gals don't get any business then they'll improve or close. Either is an improvement on the current state of things.

[DimDerp]

I have a few reports to share from my last few trips to Bangkok that I haven' shared as I usually stick to my country of work for intel but figure should share here and hope the info is useful as this board has helped me a fair bit.

When I was visiting in July and while my friends were nursing their hangovers in the day I sneaked out to Chrome bar to try out a nuru for my first time. I heard great things about it from a friend and boy was he right!

Felt a bit weird there as I expected the place to look a bit nicer inside and less dingy but maybe I shouldn't have expected so much from this type of place. There was a group of guys in there early 30's there drinking beers casually with a worker which was a bit unusual to me but also kind of cool how casual this city can be at any time of day with fun times.

I was there around 1 or 2 pm and there were only 2 girls available at the time, one with short hair that seemed a little intimidating for a newbie and another who I believe was #35 based on looking at the website today. She wasn't super hot or super fit, I would say a 5 or 6 on my scale but was cute, small with a decent body and a had a sexy / nasty look like she would really know what she was doing. She lead me up to the room which was a bit worse than I expected also, but since it is a shower with an air-mattress on the floor didn't feel dirty to me at least. Helped me undress washed me down super well with a ridiculous amount of soup, made sure to get every inch.

35 Had me lay down on my stomach and started with a nuru, she really did lots of great teasing a bit of massaging and got me going super quick. Really a unique experience with the body slides and gel is interesting. After about 15 minutes or so got me to flip and it was bit more of the same with lots of HJ teases, she inserted a digit for my first time I didn't love it but also surprisingly didn't hate it, after a little while went on to the BBBJ and damn she was a pro, had me finishing in a super short time!

After round 1 rinsed me off and went back to enjoying some nuru again with her teasing, mouth and hands it had me full steam and ready for round 2 quicker than ever possible, I really thought I was only going for 1 round but she is a pro. After a while she pulled out a rubber and tried her out in a few positions which was nice, with some extra added difficulty due to the slippery factor. Since she was super wet from the gel I asked if I can put a finger in her butt and she happily obliged which was so hot! She asked me to go gentle and try junior in there after awhile as well, he wasn't there for too long before I couldn't take it any longer and it was probably the fastest round 2 I have ever had.

Again she showered me super well and helped me dress to have me on my way with a big smile on my face! Overall really great experience and super unique from anything else. I really need to go back sometime and try it with 2 girls for a longer session!

[Turgid]

I disagree. What he did was what we should all be doing. It's not going to stand the slightest chance of getting better if we don't let the mamasans and owners know the lineup is unacceptable.

Friend was in Addict. Hadn't chosen a gal in several visits. Mamasan asked him why he hadn't been booking. He replied, "they are all too big. " And the mamasan looked at the gals and said, "See, I told you. You're all too fat,. ".

Mamasans are not stupid. They know exactly what mongers like. If they could get all slim good looking girls you think they would not accept them? Anyway we all have different styles. I would tell a mamasan anything but I will never tell a working girl to her face or within earshot that she is fat.

[J A Karl]

I tried newbie Biwtee (Beauty) and she could lose a few kilos too (maybe 5 off would be good). Hope she does and I might even repeat, despite only a learner. Her pussy felt really nice once she had stretched just a little. Was not so easy to get one finger in at first. Some guys demand super tight I think.

Beauty is not a newbie.

She came back to work last week, she was absent almost 1 year while giving birth and taking care of the newborn.

She has worked at Snow White a few years before that.

[Syzygies]

Nam performs well and has the right attitude but there is no getting away from her weight. If she were to slim down a bit, I would certainly repeat.

I tried newbie Biwtee (Beauty) and she could lose a few kilos too (maybe 5 off would be good). Hope she does and I might even repeat, despite only a learner. Her pussy felt really nice once she had stretched just a little. Was not so easy to get one finger in at first. Some guys demand super tight I think.

[Syzygies]

That was totally uncool. You could have just said the girls are not really to my taste. I like a candid mamasan. You're in a brothel for heavens sakes.

I don't really get you. We are not trying to be very cool and popular with the line up in general. Candid mamasan calling a spade a spade, somewhat rudely perhaps. Why should he not say he likes slim girls (ignoring the anal part)? If the implication is none of them were really slim, so be it. What's the big deal. Possibly some were slim but he still did not like them.

Many guys are far less "cool" and state very plainly they cannot take any girls with a baby, only white skin, only those doing anal, etc.

If asked anything about my taste, I usually state I like skinny girls. Some shops hardly have any. However at least if any skinny girls have not come out yet, they might get called. Still won't work if the skinny girl happens to be ugly or have some other problems like very straight body, or no ass at all.

I was in Addict today very well lit. Mamasan asks me if any of the 10 girls approx. Appeals. I was candid too. I said that nose jobs don't really appeal to me (without commenting about how obvious they might be), and I thought at first they all had nose jobs. Most noses were not cute at all (for me). One girl pipes up and says she has no nose job, only a tit job. I had to be honest and say, sorry I don't really like tit jobs much either, however more simply in reality her look was not interesting me. Some of the tits jobs looked awful even though covered. Not every girl had a tit job, quite possibly.

These plain girls are supposed to be hot and gorgeous once they have had a nose job and a tit job. Sorry that is just not doing it for me. They usually look worse in my eyes.

Would be good for me if shops realised they ought to try to stoke some all natural slim girls with a reasonable face. Not all of us are into heavy surgeries girls. I will occasionally forgive surgeries if is a good subtle job. Tits that are still soft on the top. Straight slightly long noses are O.K. I had a regular at Crazy for years with a good nose job, but small tits.

[Syzygies]

Very informative post Canyon. Too bad you had to take one for the team in order to post it however. LOL. I hate shriveled tits. And the darkness inside the joint is an immediate tell that no good can come from it.

But I hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. I know you will. For upscale - check out soapy Maria Hotel & Spa. They have a lot of attractive girls (60 or 70). Good lighting too! Ha Ha.

Thanks for that. Although I made a report mentioning Maria in the past, I did not actually yet get to go there and have a look.