Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[GuyBrusg1957]

I second this enthusiastic review of Kapoos. At first I was warned off because they cater to Thais, but then I found my strategy: find their Line ID and get their daily feed. Text the account manager and find out the level of English and comfort level wih farang.

What do I ask them about with the LINE ID?

And is anyone able to translate kapooclubwebboard.net? What is the difference between the zones? What are the first two forums and what do they mean by hot homework?

[KidBrady]

That is unfortunately not really a credible dream. After a taste of the P4 P money, moving to the restaurant business with its very demanding hours, efforts and almost inexistent profit margins.

A lady friend runs a successful Skewers place, sausages, moo-ping, she's got a lot of variety and was telling me she makes about 5 thb profit per skewer, and that's before rent (small as a friend lets her use her noodle shop), gasoline and takeaway bags, napkins, sauces.

Going home with 200/300 thb at the end of the day, I highly doubt she will last.

Well let's just say if these ladies were good with their head instead of giving head, they wouldn't be in this line of work. But oh well. Some of them are making a pretty decent income from this, all things considered. And some even achieved their goal of being 'rescued' and are now with a green card in the USA. Whatever works I guess.

[NicFrenchy]

Not been out much lately? Most of these places have gone bust.

I admit, Tinder has kept me very busy the past couple years but then again, I'm no gullible tourist so I guess I'm lucky to have the option.

Tinder isn't cheap, but the mileage is a lot better for your 3 K.

I still wonder if all these massage places along soi 22 and 23 are still open? These oilies used to do the 400/600 + 1500 tip boom boom?

[FarangSetInBKK]

Prices must've skyrocketed. 90 mn for 3500? 3200 for pre-booking.

Take 1500 for the girl you're left with 1700-2 K for the shop?

What happened to the 600 thb oilies + 1500 boom boom tip?

Indeed the price is quite high at doki doki and it has always been like that that is why I was quite hesitant to give it a try. Who knows maybe the nuru gel is costly).

Anyway I used to go to theses places at 90 minutes 2100 baht but none has survived.

Snowwhite (which was my favorite shop for some PSE) and it is closed. I wish I had taken the line of few girls like Candy (If someone has it let me know). Not sure that they will reopen one day.

Cherry massage is open but only running with the 3 same ladies which are Game, Mint and Meow. Nothing special on them that could make me revisit.

Mango massage also has only 2 ladies.

For now I am trying the freelance via the website to have a price that is "OK" but the services are poor.

I wish myself good luck to find some decent girls for the 2100 baht during the coming month.

[Sunlover2]

Prices must've skyrocketed. 90 mn for 3500? 3200 for pre-booking.

What happened to the 600 thb oilies + 1500 boom boom tip?

The Nuru shops that cater to Japanese clientele (like Doki Doki and Mitu) have always been more expensive than the Farang centric oilies.

SL.

[Shirt]

Prices must've skyrocketed. 90 mn for 3500? 3200 for pre-booking.

Take 1500 for the girl you're left with 1700-2 K for the shop?

What happened to the 600 thb oilies + 1500 boom boom tip?

Not been out much lately? Most of these places have gone bust. These oilies you speak of depended on walk-in customers. There haven't been many people walking around the last 1.5 year. Rent in Sukhumvit isn't cheap.

You could try a kapoo, but it's a mixed bag. I prefer not to haggle with the girl in the room over the price of her pussy and any extras. If I win, and she feels I got away with it cheap, it usually just means a mediocre performance from her after.

[NicFrenchy]

I book on line so I got 300 baht discount 90 minutes sessions so I paid 3200 baht.

Prices must've skyrocketed. 90 mn for 3500? 3200 for pre-booking.

Take 1500 for the girl you're left with 1700-2 K for the shop?

What happened to the 600 thb oilies + 1500 boom boom tip?

[FarangSetInBKK]

Hi,

I tried AunAun from Doki Doki.

I book on line so I got 300 baht discount 90 minutes sessions so I paid 3200 baht.

First experience doing a Nuru, I don't know for some reason I didn't like it that much. For the sex part AunAun has some big boobs which is what I wanted and some good blowjob skills.

I CIM during the Nuru and she spit it out and CIM on the bed this time she swallowed (not a lot) and said "Aroi".

In between the round she gave me a normal massage which I felt was better than the nuru.

Her blowjob skills are ok, far from blowjob bar but playing with her huge boobs was kind of fun and her face is also ok.

I probably won't repeat as I want to try the other girls and I might skip the nuru and just ask for the "boom boom" part.

[NicFrenchy]

She always dreamt about opening a restaurant

That is unfortunately not really a credible dream. After a taste of the P4 P money, moving to the restaurant business with its very demanding hours, efforts and almost inexistent profit margins.

A lady friend runs a successful Skewers place, sausages, moo-ping, she's got a lot of variety and was telling me she makes about 5 thb profit per skewer, and that's before rent (small as a friend lets her use her noodle shop), gasoline and takeaway bags, napkins, sauces.

Going home with 200/300 thb at the end of the day, I highly doubt she will last.

[TConor]

Hey,

What about your experiences with Kyoko? In my experience, she is easily the dirtiest there and then just disappeared. Did some sugar daddy took her?

Disappear, I was with her friend who would do doubles with her and she said she went independent but she woould not tell me where. Kyoko lead a double life as I guess most of the girls do. Anyone know who took her place as nasty queen?

[KidBrady]

Hey,

What about your experiences with Kyoko? In my experience, she is easily the dirtiest there and then just disappeared. Did some sugar daddy took her?

You are right my friend. She's easily the dirtiest one there. I've taken her a few times but she's a little bit too extroverted for me.

I peed on her on our very first session. I didn't ask for it, she offered. I told her I wanted her to treat me like a king, and she did. I remember standing up and she knelt down in front of me and started licking my feet before slowly making her way to my cock. She's into some pretty kinky stuff and she's willing to perform them. All I can say is, if a lady is willing to let you pee on her face, there's nothing she wouldn't let you do. Back then she would even offer in-call as she has a small apartment of her own.

From what I know, she's either married / seriously committed to her boyfriend now. She always dreamt about opening a restaurant and was hesitant in finding a BF / husband because she felt like her job would be seen as 'betraying' her BF. So the fact that she's committed in a relationship now suggests that she might be gone for good.

[NicFrenchy]

If you mean the Euro Grande inn in Sukhumvit soi 31, the place closed about one year ago. Doing some renovation, it will likely become another coffee shop.

Orchid still has the sign up, but I have not seen it open for a while. There was another massage next to it, long gone.

Apparently the only way to get screwed in that corner is to go to one of the coffee shops and pay 200 bath for a coffee.

It was the Euro Inn at the time, they had the massage whole second floor of the hotel as massage rooms (hotel rooms really). It was spacious, comfortable double bed, and all the girls were used to Japanese guests. Very rarely would they see white faces.

I used to take Fon, this girl was something else. Always got me to pop twice in the 90 mn (minimum time there).

[Sinofaguo]

Love69 is out of business last time I checked

Quite possible. I saw a last update date of their pictures on Gdiary on August 15 but after checking its not 2021 but 2019 and the very last update of their page is from November 2020.

[Shirt]

Similar service I had to Doki Doki was love69 club (they are on Line).

Love69 is out of business last time I checked. I just went there once a few months before COVID. But the lineup was horrible. And they refused to send photos or anything on LINE when I asked who was available. So I never returned.

The closes thing you're getting to Doki is Mitu in my opinion. But their new rooms doesn't have a bed. It's just the nuru mat play. And with their absurd prices I very rarely go there.

There's still a few unicorns to be found in the shops around Phrom Phong. But in my experience Doki is the closest you're getting to the sure thing when it comes to service.

[PeraXXX]

If you mean the Euro Grande inn in Sukhumvit soi 31, the place closed about one year ago. Doing some renovation, it will likely become another coffee shop.

Orchid still has the sign up, but I have not seen it open for a while. There was another massage next to it, long gone.

Apparently the only way to get screwed in that corner is to go to one of the coffee shops and pay 200 bath for a coffee.

Whatever happened to Euro Inn massage? I know I was last there more than a decade ago but Their old Papasan now lives in my condo unit (Japanese guy with a nice BMW), he doesn't recognize me but it got me thinking if this place is still open.

It was one of my first massage experiences in Bangkok back in early 2000's.